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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Name: Wouldn't you like to know
Gender: I have the XX chromosomes
Age: See name
Sign: Cancer (i.e. I am the crab, fear the claws!)
Location: I am here
Friends: Oh Random One, Crazy/Fuzzy
Hobbies: Latin...EGO OMNIA VINCI! MUAHAHA!
Interests: YOU! (I bet you took that personally, huh?)
Beliefs: YOU! That's right reader, I believe in you!
Team (Edward vs. Jacob): Edward
Team (TLight vs. HP): Harry Potter all the way! (Oh you're Twilight you say? AVADA KEDAVRA! MUAHAHA! points to sky MORSMORDRE!)
Facts: I am a writer. I am a recovering Twilight fangirl. I come up with ideas for Fan Fiction in my sleep. I am obsessed with Harry Potter and zodiac signs (Harry Potter was a Leo). Don't judge me. Just judge the stories. And by judge, I mean review.
That is my little bit about me! First: My name is NOT Tina in real life. To make my Pen Name I combined my favorite first name, Tina (AKA Tina Fey) with my favorite last name, Cullen (AKA EDWARD!!) I will admit that I used to be very strongly against Twilight (Team Harry Potter all the way). Don't look at me that way! It was such a trend at my school, every girl had read it and all I ever heard was "Twilight! Bella! EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!" It drove me crazy! I even tried to read it twice with no avail. Then in November, I decided "What they heck?" and bought a copy to give it one more try. LOVED IT! My friends were shocked, for I had previously covered my ears when they talked about Twilight, and now I was all "Twilight! Bella! EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!" And so I turned into a hopeless fangirl. And then, after that I was very strongly against fan fiction. Yeah, I know, right? But the actual story was so good I didn't want anyone messing with it. But my friend, Oh Random One, made me read one. And I laughed until it hurt. So I gave in to comic fan fiction. But I still rarely read ones marked "AU" or "OOC." But I'll read one if you want me to.
Also, I seem sweet and innocent on the surface, but don't be fooled. Just beneath the sweet, lovely girl surface lies a serious pervert.
"I don't know what fascinates me more: fan fiction or my own pathetic life."-Oh Random One, adapted by me
An update on my current fics, so you people don't think I died, or perhaps don't care anymore (never, my friends. Never):
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee: This fic is finished, and thank you for the positive respose (you like me. You really like me! :') )
Codename S: Alright fanpeople and minions, after months of being completely AWOL, I have updated Codename S. In hindsight, the fact that I didn't get this idea sooner is a real testiment to my creativity. Or maybe I was just too busy fighting the homework ninjas...
Beta Update: If you have already sent me a request to beta a Twilight story, and now notice that I am not listed as accepting requests for Twilight, fear not. I took it down temporarily. If you have already sent me a request to Beta a Twilight story and I said I will read it, YOU ARE NOT AFFECTED.
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