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Joined 01-12-09, id: 1802334, Profile Updated: 02-06-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Vampirates series, and Phantom of the Opera.

is back. For how long? I dunno... I have a life outside of FFN you know, and a pretty dang good one, but I shall try to update so my two fans will be happy.

UPDATE: 2/06/10: HI PEOPLE! Can't wait for DisneyLand trip, even tho it's two months away... dude I get to go with my choir class to preform there! I feel SPECIAL(and no, not special ed :D). WHEEEE!!

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Under the Weather by Phish Tacko reviews
Edward is sick. Bella wants to help. Has been revised. Rated for some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
Jigsaw Pieces by Jess.91 reviews
Short one shots, not drabbles, of various eras, character and genres. - Because life's all jigsaw pieces, they just don't always fit -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 197 - Words: 241,369 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2007
Lost Memories of My Love by swtstyle reviews
In New Moon, Edward leaves Bella whilst breaking her heart. She gets into a car crash and loses her memories, but she has been trying to piece together her old life. When Edward shows up again, she doesn't remember him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Interview with the POTO Characters by Erikroolsall reviews
Erik, and a few other characters from the Phantom of the Opera, are transported to the future to be interviewed and tested by a girl who refuses to let them leave until they accept change, or break their sanity. Will they be able to keep a level head long enough to go home? Or will Era finally get to them?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,988 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2009
Random Oneshots by pearberry14 reviews
Random one-shots that pop into my head when I'm bored. Lots of randomness ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Jacob, Paul
Let Me Go by Poemwriter98 reviews
Sam tells Carly to let go during the scene in iQuit iCarly. What would happen if Carly couldn't hold on? I don't own anyone you recognize.
Crossover - iCarly & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sam P., Merlin
I Got Twilighted! by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
Here's a series of random comedy centering on your favorite vampires and wolves, as written by the author of the bad Harry Potter fan fiction stories! Now completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 72,998 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Passing Notes by Kaname-Black-Panther reviews
What happens when Grace and Connor get bored in class? They pass notes! * Just so you know we've rated this T now because of inappropriate situations *
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Of OCs and Wii games by Abyss-of-the-Deep reviews
What happens when Matt, Mello, Near, B and L clash with the complete and utter randomness of a teenager's mind? Food fights, haunted mansions and scary stories, that's what! Also random movie/anime/internet meme references!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2008 - BB, Matt
Master I Shrunk The Guard by JessiRocks95 reviews
There's a new member in the guard and he has an extra special power. One day when Felix ticks him off, using his power, he accidentally turns the entire guard-except Jane and Alec-into twelve year olds. Volturi Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Jane, OC] Alec
Stuck in an Elevator by learningtowrite1996 reviews
Jacob and Edward are stuck in an elevator together, and it just goes downhill from there. A series of arguements between Edward and Jacob. Caution, Breaking Dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward
limit by pixies.rock.hard reviews
After Angeline Fowl found out about her son's undeground adventures, she had dragged her son across continents, until they landed in Italy, which held more surprises than an average mother-son trip can hold. A PRH crossover novel. Aka temporary title. :P
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Inkheart: The Guide by Your Sugar Sits Untouched reviews
A guide to how to survive once you've successfully read yourself into Inkheart. Reading the Guide can prevent serious injury and/or death during your vacation to the Inkworld, and is seriously recommended. Includes basic rules, I Will Nots, and bios.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009
Harry Potter vs Twilight by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Ever wonder which one was really more popular. Well I have the answer! Review if you read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: An awkward moment on a double-date.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 104 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Twilight Outtakes by s. du jour reviews
Inspired by the 'Outtakes' section on Stephenie Meyer's website. Selected scenes from Twilight are given a bit of a twist. Edward will eat, Jacob will juggle, Bella will blush, and Charlie will cry. And so will you. With laughter...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,612 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Near's Guide to High school by Matthew Regent reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Ink Awards by Your Sugar Sits Untouched reviews
An interactive awards show in which the reader can vote for the winners, and also possibly win an award of their own for their fanfictions! Hosted by Ali Jordans and Elena Matthews. R&R!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
I Want to be DORA! by SakuraAddiction13 reviews
Bella is alone and decides to go see Emmett. She finds him, the TV, and DORA. What is gonna happen? It's retarded, but i wrote it in literally less than five minutes! Flame's will be used to make Marshmallows :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Forever His by alleiya reviews
How does Marcus cope with out her? How does he feel after seeing Edward and Bella so in love and missing that? Does he find out what happened to her? Will he find out the truth? Why did he help the Cullens that day? Not sure how long it will be now.R&R xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
Artemis Interacts with the General Public by Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis interacts with the general public.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged, With Commentary by Anonymius reviews
All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,990 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Night She Brought Me to Life by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
Edward and Esme both died in Volterra and one night Carlisle finds Bella in the woods and tries to help her overcome her grief. But is disaster waiting just around the corner? Please do give it a go if you're a Carlisle fan. IN-PROGRESS. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,262 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Team Colors by Ivy O'Hara reviews
The Cullen family council a drama camp for a week to do the production “Beauty and the Beast”. Will there be some competition? Romance? Humor? Pranks? Team cheers? Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,475 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
How long is forever? by Aleria14 reviews
Nudge is transported to the future, after the Flock fought a new enemy, an agent from Itex. Once there, she learns what would happen to the Flock without her. Where did they all end up? Can she get them back together, or will she be stuck in the future?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009
The Opera Ghost Busters by DonLambert reviews
After a tragic accident concerning a fop a long fall, the phantom is in luck. Christine is free. But things soon start to get crazy, and the managers have had it with the Opera Ghost. If there's something strange in your opera house, who you gonna call?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,554 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Erik
Never Trust A Dude Named Doria by Hime-koi reviews
See, Meggie's parents, Mo and Resa, has been reading her a book called 'Never Trust A Dude Named Doria' since she was three years old.....Rated for Doria's pitiful death.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Farid, Meggie F. - Complete
Twilight OneShots by JessiRocks95 reviews
Exactly what the name says. Random one-shot ideas that popped into my head. Includes Emo Edward, soppy love fics and more. Songs may also be included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Horrifying Reality by Duck Life reviews
One vampire is set on destroying all other vampires, and controlling the humans. Jasper and Bella have escaped, and, while working to uncover and stop this vampire, an illogical romance begins to occur. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Happy Birthday Hermione by Katie - Lyn Della Robia reviews
Hermione reminds no one of her birthday. As the day progresses she becomes more and more depressed as no one says anything. But how will she take it when, during rounds, Draco congratulates her on finally turning 16?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Draco at Pigfarts by vkarkheck reviews
In dedication of 'A Very Potter Musical' Draco finally gets to his dream school, Pigfarts, but he is sad and lonely without the one girl he's ever loved. He brings her back to Pigfarts with some other students from Pigfarts, and things go.. odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love Like Wynter by swagkasa reviews
Marcus knew he will never love another woman other than Didyme, but what happens when one girl; Wynter Morgan, will change all that — Unfortunately: she looks exactly like Didyme. Marcus' dead lover. REWRITING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Marcus
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
10 Things by andthenshesaid reviews
10 things you never knew or maybe guessed about 26 Harry Potter characters from Astoria Greengrass to Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Sugar Rush Shopping Trip by T.Y.P.E-W.R.I.T.T.E.N.18 reviews
Alice takes Bella shopping and she gets sugar rush. This is my first story so please read and review :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Jasper's Fish by CC heere reviews
Well, Jasper gets a fish. It soon gets better...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper
Do You Hear That? by typerventilating reviews
Bella's insane- or that's what she thinks; not many people hear music every hour of the day. After moving to forks she's aware of this and of Edward Cullen, a Vampire. Co-written with RavenclawRebel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Two Zodiacs by TheOriginalVampCraze reviews
Tohru and the whole Sohma family visit America and make some friends with secrets of their own.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009
A Tale Told in Kisses by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Four times Jacob kisses Nessie, and one time he doesn't. **NOW COMPLETE.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Janes Just Want to Have Fun by the muffin man's daughter reviews
Volturi randomness. GayAfton,Dora,Beyonce,JaneCasting,IM,Jane'sDiary,Tangelos, etc. Pretty much what the Volturi do when they're not "saving the world."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane, Alec
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Latenight Monopoly Teachings by theckel reviews
“It’s BECAUSE we have to discuss what we’re going to do at the next Monopoly lesson,” she said, excited. “It’s the first Monopoly lesson,” he pointed out dryly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,918 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY by LunaPadma reviews
Let's annoy the Cullens. And the Pack! LETS JUST ANNOY THE WHOLE POPULATION OF FORKS! Extremely random and totally hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
When Forever Ends by erica scriven reviews
Jasper succeeds in biting Bella on her birthday. Edward is forced to try to suck the venom out again, but finds it more difficult the second time around...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,202 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Voldy's Change Of Heart by House in Majorca reviews
Voldemort has a sudden change of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
The Volturi Application by Alunamai reviews
It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
Avatar : Pandora's Twilight by uniqueimperfection reviews
Jasper Whitlock was recruited by the RDA to assist them in the Avatar Program in place of his late brother. But when he arrives on Pandora he is in for an adventure he never imagined. Will he fall in love with Pandora or will he fall? AU.AH sorta.J/L
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Leah, Jasper
Only Human by catharticone reviews
Esme and Carlisle ask to see Bella shortly after her return from Italy. Have they have changed their minds about welcoming her into their family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
My Immortal 2 by TheRavenNevar reviews
This is a parody of XHotNHeavyGoffz666X's famously bad Harry Potter fic "My Immortal" Please do not take it seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward
Dancing by WishingOnMyStar reviews
Series of SONG-FIC ONE-SHOTS based on times in Carlisle's and Esme's relationship. Plenty of Fluff for you Carlisle/Esme lovers! Please READ and REVIEW! From the author of "Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Ways to Annoy Charlie by CrankyFrenchLady88 reviews
Emmett gets bored one day, and gets the entire Cullen family to make a list of ways to annoy Charlie. They decide to follow the list and get the wolves in on it too. Set after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Cedric Diggory VS Edward Cullen by DeadlyColumbine reviews
What happens when you put Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen in the same room together? You're about to find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Cedric D., Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Justin The Musical! by Melody H. Grace reviews
I had a really random idea-St. Fang of Boredom's Justin "son" of Fang and Iggy should have a song! So, why not give him one? I don't own MaxRide, Twilight, Sweeney Todd, Justin, Spiffy, Pooky, or Saint. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Scorpion or Grasshopper? by FanoftheMask reviews
6 years have passed since Erik's disappearance. Christine is unhappy with her life with Raoul, so she returns to Paris with their 6 year old son. This decision could leave her alone in the world. This is based on Andrew Lloyd Webber and Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Twilight Parody by TwilighterluvsEdward reviews
The title explains it all. Part 1 of 4 parodies of the entire Twilight saga. Really funny parody that follows the plot of Twilight.PLease review! Hilarious jokes about Twilight.WARNING: Might make you cry from laughing too hard...Seriously.Original ideas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
A love so strong, that made death seem weak by BandaidNoob-Tori reviews
Blurb inside : - Australian Version, Since I dnt live in America
Kissed by an Angel series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009
The Twilight Diaries by Sassyy reviews
When the Cullen's move to Fell's Church, they make new friends and new enemies. Because everything is not what it seems.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009
Pitching The Mouse II: Love Never Dies by Kryss LaBryn reviews
Disney didn't want his sequel idea; but ALW did. And George knows just how to update the Phantom to make him popular with the kiddies! A stand-alone sequel to 'Pitching The Mouse'.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
10 ways to annoypiss of akito by peaceloveswim reviews
This is a product of boredom and procrastination but i like the end results plz review and flames are welcome
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Akito S. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I Am Omega by TsharpInfinity reviews
A man born without substance into one world may have the chance to gain it in another. In a brave new world, he has the chance to become something he was never meant to be.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Omega
Sharing Tongues by AngelOfDarkness352 reviews
Its Sharing Tongues time in Thunderclan camp, what will happen? Imagaination reqiured haha
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009
Revival by xxBBsxBabexx reviews
Victoria revives James in order to take revenge on the Cullens and Bella Swan, but what she hadn't thought of was the consequences for bringing a deceased vampire back to life, and it involves Bella and a little switching. T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, James
Mike's Very Secret, Secret Diary Of Manliness by Insanity-Chaser reviews
Mike has a diary? Well this means: Emmett the hobo, leprechauns at the bottom of the garden, Mike's evil mind, Edward in a thong and total randomness! Rated F for funniness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mike
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Phantom of the opera Truth or Dare by AlexGhost reviews
Have a question? Have something stupid you always wanted to see your favorite character do? In this story you the reader get to choose a truth or dare for them to answer or perform. Characters from Leroux, Kay, ALW,you name it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Erik
From Point A to Z by SoUsay234 reviews
Fang and Iggy make a bet. Now the only problem is - Will Fang be able to do it? Faxness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Fang, Max
Bella's food experience by WerewolfKate reviews
this is a little act out of when bella is a vampire and she starts getting hungry but not for BLOOD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare by It's a Wolf Thinga reviews
Sam and Carly ends up having to date. . . . Freddy!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Interviews with the Shadow World by Madame-Bovary-was-framed reviews
So you wanted up close and personal? Well here it is. : Just some funny interviews with the cast and crew of the MI world- dead or alive. Rated T for a reason- some sexual references.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
I'm still here by michelle lines reviews
.."Dr. Carlisle Cullen?" she asked. "Yes. Do I know you?"...."You treated me for Spanish Influenza."..."And?" he prompted. "Well....that was in 1918. It's now 2009, and I'm still here." BxE Please read! Give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Warrior Cat Awards! by FallingSnow14 reviews
Welcome to the first ever warrior cat awards ceremony! A short funny story about the warrior awards. READ! REVIEW! Thanks! Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
EmmettSugarVoturi Danger by WhatIsMyName13 reviews
Basically, it's my deranged scribblings about the time the Cullen boys spiked Emmetts drink while in Voltera, funny, i hope, Very OoC.... sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett
For Leah Imprinting Was Never Fair by SaveYourHeart14 reviews
Leah finally falls in love again after Sam. With no one other than Mr. Embry Call! Neither has imprinted so it is a risk. Everything goes perfectly until someone imprints. Who will it be? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Leah, Embry
100 Word Oneshots by team erik and mabudachi reviews
Yay
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
You know you're obsessed with PotO, when by Olivia Greene reviews
Here are a couple indicative signs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
The great Cullen erase by bluefox816 reviews
What happens when a sadistic vampire erases the cullens memories? Find out in this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009
Karaoke with the Cullens by T.Y.P.E-W.R.I.T.T.E.N.18 reviews
It's Bella's 18th birthday and Alice decides to give her a karaoke party! Please read and review! This is only my second story. :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Weird Beyond Words by Carter-Carter reviews
What happens when weird freaky mutant bird kids and vegetarian vampires collide? Trust me, you don't want to know.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
Sixteen Things by IndifferentIgnorance reviews
Previously: Sixteen Things Bella Will Not Miss About Being Human, with comentary. Now it's a full blown story! Well, parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Turn That Frown Upside Down Cullen Style! by Abandoned Anarchy Angel reviews
This is my first fan fiction so bare with me. Did you ever wonder what the Cullens do when their not protecting Bella or when she's not there? Well read this and find out! I apologise for the bad summary! I promise the actual story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Alice - Complete
Letters From Edward by team-robward reviews
What if Bella never moved to Forks, and Edward was her pen pal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Imprint by AthenodoraHatesMe reviews
Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caius, Leah
Pranks, IMs, Love & Hatred by cherriebar reviews
What happens when the Cullen's start iming! will anyone else come on!and what else happens when the Cullen kids are left home-alone? In im format, regular story, and phone format! *Origanlly titled IMing: The Cullen's In & Out*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Last Words by Raven Ehtar reviews
After everything is done, is everything said? Left behind, the ones who have gone on before him leave Near with some parting messages. One-shot. Rated for very brief language. Darn Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Near - Complete
Ten Spongy Years by Boolia reviews
This story was written to help celabrate SpongeBob's 10th annerversity. SpongeBob discovers he just had a heart attack and told that he will die. As the days go by, he remembers the times he first met Patrick, Squidward, Gary, and his KK interview. Enjoy!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - SpongeBob - Complete
Harry Potter IMing by jojo16509 reviews
Harry & his friends find a new way to send letters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Luna L., Harry P.
Ghost by Alice W. Hale reviews
Alice and Jasper visit an art gallery and get a glimpse of Alice's unknown past. More to come due to popular demand. Pre-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Just This Once by Persephone1 reviews
Deep down, all Ayame had ever really wanted from his brother was to be needed. But Yuki had never seemed to need anyone. At least, that was what he always thought before one rainy night brought the boy to his door step.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ayame S., Yuki S. - Complete
AntiHardwicke Day Doesn't Have To End by Waiting On Yesterday reviews
Doesn't the title say it all?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Midnight by Randomperson121212 reviews
This is a parody of Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon Breakup Scene! by JulzAndKate reviews
hay! this is julzandkate here! this is a remake of the breakup scene in new moon. r&r be nice! WE LOVEEEEE YOU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything About Him by JulzAndKate reviews
yay! my first twilight ff!okay,this is an extreamly random story about what could have happened with bella and jake after edward left.not very romantic,but VERY funny! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Catherine Hardwicke's Coming to Town! by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke, because I have too much free time. Hide the books, everyone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Adventures Of Artemis Fowl by theckel reviews
“Only the most accurate compilation of Artemis Fowl's adventures - solving crime and doing good along the way!” You already know it's going to be terrible, don't you?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Hatter Madigan and the Flu by Hattertant reviews
Hatter's sick, but it won't impair his duties to the Queendom and the Millinery... or so he thinks.
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hatter M. - Complete
Visions of Heartbreak by The-True-Slytherin-Princess reviews
Jasper is away hunting and Alice has a vision of him and someone from his past. One-shot! Please REVIEW. Rated becuase I'm like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Food Drabbles by xshoebugx reviews
A bunch of very random, very small stories regarding random pieces of food! Read it, Review it, Give me some suggestions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Firefly's Light by Ordinary Madness reviews
A poem that Ivy wrote about missing Tristan. And the heartache of having to say goodbye.
Kissed by an Angel series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Unsettled by teddiesxturtles reviews
Thanks to St. Fang of Boredom for the title. :D It's basically white horse without the lyrics. review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Other Side by GangstersMakeMeHappy reviews
No longer a OneShot. Jasper POV. Former title "Finding Jasper" Jasper feels confused and worried as Edward makes a shocking decision that will impact all their lives.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jasper
Daybreak by asdreamsaremade reviews
What if it was James Bella fell in love with? What if Edward was the hunter?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Maximum Therapy by INKSPELL'D reviews
Everybody knows that EVERYONE in Maximum Ride needs some serious therapy, and I'm just the person to do it! A fanfiction in which Max is obsessed with plans, Fang loves sun-burnt hippos, and much, much more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Ice Cream by finns travels reviews
Bella goes to kindergarten and meets a new best friend. I bet we can all guess who... Also Alice loses her barbies at Edwards b-day party. Who helps her fix them? And Emmett makes a sticky treat for his lady love. Three oneshots
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Marauders read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's by Scrappy McGee reviews
Just before the Marauder's 6th year, and they come across a set of strange books from about a Harry Potter. The first of the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,398 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Remus L.
How to Play Chess by V.W. Norton reviews
Remember that chess scene from book 3? This is what really happened. Edward pov. Read Review god-like status
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Anti Baby by The Mad Maiden reviews
It's the thirteenth month after Poof was born. What does that mean? The introduction of Anti-Poof of course.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda - Complete
Twilight calls and txts by Kumi Akatmatsu Moonstone reviews
The twilight characters recieve messages frm each other R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Empty Kisses by OhHaleYes reviews
Jasper and Maria share their first and last kiss.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Edward, the FourYearOld by LoveStronger reviews
Oneshot. Edward may seem like a mature and wonderful gentleman in public, when really, he's a four-year-old trapped in a seventeen-year-old's body.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
New Moon Parody by TwilighterluvsEdward reviews
The title explains it all. Part two of 4 parodies for the Twilight Saga! Please review! Written by a friend
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Death of A Friend by LoveLustButterflies reviews
He’d said when they changed her and it was time to leave Forks they would fake her death. That day has finally come. How does Mike react? A collaboration between twilighters-anonymous and I-really-do-bite.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Mudman and Mudblood by greekgoddessofthehunt reviews
Artemis Fowl goes to hogwarts! i know it's been done, but what ever. AF/HS T for future swearing. Pre DH and Post TTP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Story of how Rosalie Hale became a Redhead by Everso reviews
have you ever wondered what happens when a blondes AKA: Rosalie Hale hair turns green due to chlorine? what will happen when Alice decides to help? and what about Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Home Video by magnolia-bunny reviews
In 1898 all cheerleaders were male. Now, 3% are." Written because we all know Aro is crazy, and Carlisle deserved some love too. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Black Jackets At McDonalds by Dimensional Traveller reviews
Just a short silly story about the black jackets visiting McDonalds. This story is based off the movie version of Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Basta, Cockerell
The Legend Of George, The Toaster by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
The toaster starts talking to Bella... What will Edward think? This story takes place right after Eclipse. I do not own Twilight, Twilight's characters, or any quotes that I may use from the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Version Of Breaking Dawn by Dark For Youth reviews
This is my Parody version of Breaking Dawn. With a shocking ending. Strong twists, And Stupid laughs. Featuring, Aro and Caius walking dinasours, Esme turns into horse, Jane has a pumkin, And the story behind the Cullens Cat and The Volturi's dog.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Aro, Edward
I kissed a vampire by Kawaiibookworm reviews
This is katy Perrry's song i kissed a girl but with a twilight twist rated T just in case PLEASE review! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Draco and Hermione by team erik and mabudachi reviews
Draco and Hermione Sitting in a Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twilight Goes To Therapy by INKSPELL'D reviews
There is no doubt in my mind that EVERYONE in Twilight needs some major, major therapy, and here comes just the therapist they need! A fic in which Edward thinks pudding is Bella, and Jasper takes old men! Dr. Reminder says: Remember to R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009
Tickle Me Aro by Alyssa105 reviews
The setting is about 6 months after Breaking Dawn. Emmett gets bored, and decides to do something really funny. Warning, this is really random. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Aro, Emmett - Complete
VampVision News by Twilightgirl625 reviews
Okay, this was just a simple project for my Mass Communications class. Disclaimer is in my profile. Please review if you would like any others done. There is a key at the top of the story for the different abbreviations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Aro, Jane - Complete
The Insane Adventures of Wormtail and Babymort by Professor Cassandra reviews
A series of one-shots about Wormtail and the Dark Lord, still in his grotesque baby form. Turns out they had some pretty insane adventures before that fateful night in the graveyard! OOC behavior...no, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Truth or Dare with the Volturi by jubertwin92 reviews
The Cullen family plays Truth or Dare and ends up facing the Volturi Lots of Laughs Featuring: temper tantrums,bird costumes, and................
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Deception and Death in Volterra by twitina reviews
This is a one-shot for the Volturi fanfic contest. See Didyme's death through Sulpicia's eyes. It's an outtake from my fanfic, Unexpected Changes, which I have just started to publish here.Hope you'll check it out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sulpicia, Didyme - Complete
Thoughts by Estelle Rabon reviews
Aro always thought of himself as too rational to ever lose his focus. But lately, a certain guard member has been distracting him... and now it's easiest for him to not think anything at all. Jane/Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Aro, Jane - Complete
40 Ways by miss sophie potter reviews
A series of ways to annoy the organizations or people from Harry Potter. Starts with the Order. Rated T for some inneundo and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
There Are Things That Cannot be Changed by max'sgirl13 reviews
This is the history of the enemy in the Uglies Series. This is the story of McKenzie Cable, how she was turned into a Special unwillingly, and all that would follow becuase of it. These are the things that can't be changed, and what resulted because of it
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Icarus and Hermes by moronic-muffin reviews
What if Icarus didn't fall to his death, but a certian Messanger God caught him? Humorous one-shot. Re uploaded due to spelling errors.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
What am I? by Olivia Niamh Cullen reviews
What if Jacob was actually able to change people into Werewolves? What if Edward would do anything to keep Bella from that fate? Even turn her into a Vampire. First fanfic. Will try to update soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Moon My Way Chapter 1 by team erik and mabudachi reviews
This is my version of New Moon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Emmett Goes to The Beach by Eyes for Eternity reviews
Emmett has fun being a nusiance at the beach on Isle Esme. Just when you thought he couldn't be any worse. Oneshot. Read/Review! Peace!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Exciting by boring the goose reviews
A missing moment from Breaking Dawn. While the Volturi are preparing for the confrontation with the Cullens, Aro and Marcus have a little chat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
Underoos by whatthehale reviews
Jasper's got a secret that could destroy him...and pretty much does.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice
101 Ways Twin Weasleys Annoy Umbridge by ubetchaimhot reviews
All of the ways J.K. Rowling never told you about how Fred and George Weasley annoyed Professor Umbridge. Lots of colors and randomness. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Peter's Cheeseburger by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Edwards Bad Hair Day! by twilitelove reviews
Just a little story about Edward and the love he has for proper hair care and hair products! please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009
Gum Wrappers by DobbyRoxMySox reviews
Define sane." Luna said. NL oneshot. Neville and Luna discuss sanity, amongst other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Twicked: A TwilightWicked Musical by Jembee reviews
Songs from Wicked the Musical changed to fit the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Artificial Sweetener by bellz.on.strings reviews
Uglies AU in which Tally never meets Shay. Tally has been waiting for her sixteenth birthday since as long as she can remember, but just when Tally thought her life as a New Pretty was about to begin, something goes terribly wrong.
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009
The Point of No Return by The Mutant Jinx reviews
I knew there was no going back now. I'd dropped all defenses--completely succumbed to him. Oneshot. Rated T to be safe.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Full moon by lollifox reviews
Edward's is visiting his parents graves, when he gets a phone call from Rosalie. New Moon, Edward's Point of view. ON hold
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
The Beast and the Harlot by MysticalmanAsh reviews
When a fairy banned from Fairy World finds herself stranded in Anti-Fairy World, she is offered a second chance at magic, at one shady cost. ACxOC Oneshot
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Tracking Heidi by AimeexLauren reviews
Demetri wants to tell Heidi how much he has loved her - ever since he first laid eyes on her. Whats the point in being the best tracker in the world if the one person you love doesn't know? SulpiciaDoesntApprove Volturi Competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Demetri, Heidi - Complete
Ways to provoke and annoy the Volturi by Alyssa105 reviews
This is a list of ways to annoy the Volturi. Please read, and review. Its sort of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
The Night Mare Theory by Your Sugar Sits Untouched reviews
My theory on the Night Mares in the Wayless Woods. I also included my theory on whether Basta died or not, because the Night Mare theory wouldn't make much sense if I didn't. Possible one-shot, unless people like my theories. Review!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009
Jasper and May by May Whitlock reviews
Jasper has a little sliver box hidden in his room that only himself knows and has seen.Jasper has protected a secret since he was fifteen.Can Edward or Alice find out and who is May?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jasper
Somebody Get Me Off This Toilet by PrincessMadelineCullen reviews
One minute Bella is going to the bathroom the next 30 minutes pass by and she is still in there what she might be doing? Find out. The title will give you a clue
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
James and Poppy: Meeting Poppy's Dad by Punk Pigeon reviews
James and Poppy to live with Poppy's dad.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009
New Student at forks high school by twilightfreaklover reviews
Bella meets new kid edward but is he the guy she is looking for? and what if he's not the vampire but she is?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009
MonopolEd by HyperInuyasha reviews
The Cul-De-Sac plays a rather chaotic game of Monopoly.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Its Back,and Time For Fun by Flamers are Gay reviews
percabeth later suck at summaries just r&r t just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009
Inkheart vs Twilight by Punk Pigeon reviews
YAY! Jane and Stacy have a debate about which is better!
Crossover - Inkheart & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009
The Last Day of the Phantom of the Opera by aloserinthebackofthemathclass reviews
A continuation of the last scene with the Phantom in it from the 2004 movie. Some hope, a little gore. Rated T. One Shot. Suggested by Erik's Other Lover.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Counterparts by The Mutant Jinx reviews
Different views on PPG and RRB. Just something I wrote when I got bored one day.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
Fall to Pieces by Fyrepen33 reviews
After spending years fighting, Jasper remembers the best part of his human life: his family. But he must first break free of a mindset that has shaped his life for decades. Even if it means leaving a part of himself behind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Jasper
The Syringe Of Terror by FishyGuruKat
What happens when you add a syringe of terror and Artemis Fowl? The answer is . . . a Sesame Street crazed lunatic. Who also likes princesses. And Blues Clues. No pairings in this story except for a little Arty/Elmo, Arty/Princess Pea, etc.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Artemis F.
Random times with the Cullens by GreekFire reviews
Weird,crazy and random stuff that the Cullens do! The rating isn't a definate.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
Broken by ms.fredweasley reviews
Before he was changed, Emmett had a brother. How does he react when little Blake is found dead? Two-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The dance by Flamers are Gay reviews
Goode High School is having a dance. Percy doesnt know who to go with? Annabeth or Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009
Love Letter by zelovelyone reviews
Hello babes! I'm back once again! Wow, I really miss you guys. Anyway, this is a mostly A/H one shot. I mean, there's a bit of H/T in the end but it's mainly A/H. Enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by TwihardJess reviews
“Bella, you have never played ‘Truth or Dare Cullen Style’ have you?” Jasper smirked while the rest of the group snickered. “What do you mean Cullen Style?” I looked around and everyone had large grins on there faces.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Poetry by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Vampires in the Hunger Games by daydreamingxxx reviews
What would the Cullens do if entered into the Hunger Games? Read to find out. Please review
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Thug Life! With the Cullens by supernova1994 reviews
Bella wants another baby, Carlisles poisoning the family, and why are Alice and Rosalie sneaking into a dark building in the middle of the night? Edward's weapon is a lollipop, and Emmett's a 'lady? Everybody's here, Esme's trying to deal with it all!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Sunset by Bite Me Jasper Cullen reviews
Someone took Jasper. But who? Why? Where? Will Jasper die? Or can the cullens save him. Please review. WARNING; if you don't like scenes of violence don't read past chapter 6.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Sparkly by IndifferentIgnorance reviews
Angel discovers a little piece of infomation that can light up anyone's day.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Just Another Day With the Volturi by dawnismyenemy reviews
Just a random day at Volturi Head Quarters. Jane singing the F.U.N. song Aro's backing it up. Cauis is going insane. and what is Marcus doing in his room? read and find out. chap 2 Jake kissed who? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Aro, Jacob
Peeping Tom by dying.to.find.out reviews
Lily and James are plagued by a 'Peeping Tom'...in more ways than one. Yet another L/J one-shot...enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
There's a million things I hate about you by F8WUZL8 reviews
Jasper has been blindly devoted to Maria for too long, and he decides to finally end the madness of the war. Songfic of Running out of time by Simple Plan. JASPER FIC. Read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Going Cullen by Shekiah Rosay reviews
A true-to-the-story account of each of the original seven members of the Cullen family meeting Carlisle, joining the coven, and experiencing true family for the first time. Special extended Jasper and Alice scene now included, as requested!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Babies by Radioactive Rubber Duck reviews
Darius accidentally reads all the inkheart characters including Meggie, Mo, and Resa into Elinors house, and to make it even more chaotic they have all been turned into children. Rated T as there will probably be some swearing.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Edward's Dark Past by RACHELleeya reviews
What haappens when Edward's past comes back to hount him, in the form of Emmett chasing him around in a clown suit? Find out! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper dance in the rain.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In Laughing Memory by Wuff reviews
Fred's funeral told through the eyes of several minor characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Twilight Conversations in Class by KittyKLL reviews
True storys, & some credit goes to XxXstupid shiny volvo ownerXxX who is one of these people Really short. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight this is what happens when teenage girls get overobsessed
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Twilight Story Ideas For You! by thatiswhatyouget reviews
Want to write a story but can't think of anything? Well, I've got ideas to write about!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sixty Seconds to Live by Sad Little Smile reviews
Root's last moments; the count goes down five by five. Might make you cry, but then again, it made me cry...a bit of shipping.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Letters To My Daddy by loveJASPERhale reviews
Whilst he was in the army, before he was turned, Jasper had a child. But he never returned from the war. His daughter, Ada, was found by a vengeful Maria and turned. What will happen when Ada goes to look for the father she never knew...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Jasper
One Night by flashclashBOOM reviews
Jasper has a test of his self control while at the movies. It all goes downhill from there. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Root Beer Craze by EdwardCullensgirl14 reviews
Bella is left alone while the Cullen's go hunting. A lot can happen when Root Beer is involved.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Emmett's Beauty Secret by WingedXForever reviews
Emmett loves to look pretty. How does he maintain his beautiful face? Will it piss off Rosalie?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Randomness by Soulmate of Mr. Whitlock-Hale reviews
What happens when the Cullens are bored and occaisonally while Edward is hunting. Random fun of course! Read to find out what exactlly happens. I know, I am horrible at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Snapshots by The Umbrella reviews
Four snapshots of Jasper Whitlock's life, told in drabble format. This will be update once a day. Chapter 04 last update - A quiet moment in the woods with his new love. Characters: Jasper, Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Dancing Into My Heart by K.twilight.K reviews
Alice leaves Jasper. Jasper get depressed. One day at school he sees this girl who has the same snowy white skin and topaz eyes as himself and the rest of the Cullens. He finds himself slowly falling in love with her. Most folk are OOC. enjoy! xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jasper
The Stapler by cowlvr66 reviews
Edward has a new love in his life. "Stapley?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
It sounded like a juice box by theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Vampires Anonymous by The Forgotten Cullens reviews
Alice creats a group to support vegetarian vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Alice - Complete
Harry Potter, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The best fanficiton ever made...maybe...almost...well kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
He's My What? by kestrelraine reviews
A very short drabble featuring Harry, Voldemort and the astronomy tower....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eternal Love by xXxrisenangelxXx reviews
He always thought he would be alone, but for one instant in his long and lonely life… he felt… whole. It was her fate to be his, and for once they felt true love for something other than themselves. But sometimes fate can be… devastating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Didyme, Marcus - Complete
Happy Halloween Or Maybe Not by skyedragon2 reviews
Bella is trying to convince Edward to dress up for Halloween. But he's being his stubborn self again.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So She Dances by Chel88 reviews
Just A Little Something I came up with, using the song "so she dances"...story about Jasper..yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Jasper Hale Is Too Sexy For His Shirt by WingedXForever reviews
Jasper admires himself in the mirror and pretends to be a model. He thinks no one is watching. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter, A Flinstones Spoof! by AmyRAWR reviews
A Harry Potter spoof to the Flinstones them tune :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In An ABC by just drifting reviews
A small pixie-like girl stands in front of him. Before he can act, she speaks – “You’ve kept me waiting a long time,” she says. Can it be that she doesn’t want to fight him? Does that mean he can trust her? Ever the gentleman, he replies – “I’m sorry maam
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Waiting by FayeValentine00 reviews
This is Jasper's side of the story when Alice and Bella take off to Italy to save Edward in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jaspers Pain by shurfine reviews
What do you do for the one you love the most when it requires your own pain? How do you help them when you must hurt yourself in the process? One shot. Reviews are encouraged... :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jaspers Comfort by shurfine reviews
Edited. When Jasper needs comfort the most, his family can do nothing. They are lost in indecision. But a mysterious girl comes through the forest, and he finds she has just the comfort he needs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jasper - Complete
For Eternity by Browneyedmami reviews
Alice and Jasper share their first kiss. Gift-fic for fayevalentine00
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Inkheart: The Movie by netrat reviews
Save ten bucks for a ticket to the cinema by reading this quick, comprehensive summary! Enjoy.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
What If Harry Potter Was A Squib? by The Phantom Scribbler reviews
The first in hopefully a long series of 'what if's, with different books/films/people/situations. This one is scenarios about Harry Potter as a squib. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P.
New Moon, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
As I have told you before...is the best FanFiction ever. Of all time. In the world. Ever. In the world. Ever.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Notes, Emmett and Jasper Style by rebelkids reviews
Just a little set of notes between Em and Jazzy during school hours.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Obviousness by I own the Python's cheese shop reviews
Random parody I made of, obviously, Chamber of Secrets. Dobby's a gangsta! Seamus is followed by terrorists! Dumbledore isn't gay! Join in the fun! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P.
It's Family, Stupid by mythoughts-R-mywhores reviews
Jasper accidentally kills someone and Bella explains Jasper’s place in the Family to him. Oneshot. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn. Updated for editing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Ian's Loving Group by eStHeR-tHe-ScRiBe reviews
Kyle says he still should've killed Wanda... how does Ian feel about that... and why does kicking guys between their legs hurt them so much? Wanda will soon see. Parody.
Host - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The Picture by teamjacob1 reviews
Emmett and Jasper find a picture on the internet of *someone*. And it makes them hysterical. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Snuggies by EmmettsGirlfriend reviews
Ever seen those weird commercials with those blankets with sleeves? There called Snuggies lol what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to order some?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Twilight BreakUp Letter by Shekiah Rosay reviews
If you are a Twilight fan who wants to break-up with her boyfriend, this is how it's done. Team Jacob and Team Edward installments!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Jasper's mistake by ReDmOoN14 reviews
title says all! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper
POLL OF MAJOR IMPORTANCE! by summermissmoo reviews
Which Twilight guy s has YOUR Hate Factor? Mine is Jacob Black...mainly! There is a list inside, Vote by reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Little Jasper by wolf-grl2008 reviews
How Alice felt about Bella's pregnancy during BD. "I always wanted a little Jasper."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Merry Christmas! by Kaname-Black-Panther reviews
It's Christmas on The Nocturne and someone's in for a rude awakening!
Vampirates series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Stay Afraid by Arastas reviews
"You don't scare me. Not like you used to." James/Bella oneshot. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - James, Bella - Complete
Emmett Cullen: My New BFF by katttttz reviews
Emmett's search for a new BFF. PLEASE READ!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Volturi Shop Lift by MyNameIsLeslieAnneLevine reviews
The Volturi actually are evil! Evil enough to break into... VICTORIA SECRET!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Demetri, Aro - Complete
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Harry Potter's Crazy Life by LethalxLilly reviews
Bunch of one shots from the Harry Potter stories. Full summary inside. Rated; Tea Cup, for lots of randomness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008
Tooth Picks by Anonymoussss reviews
What happens when Emmett comes across a pack of tooth picks? Short One-Shot. Emmett/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Letters To Santa by BookwormKali reviews
The golden trio's letters to santa from when they where kids. Takes place when they were about 7 or 8.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Phone Pysch by Kenelfie reviews
Pointless Drabble exploring what ringtones the Mabudachi Trio would have for each other.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Shigure S. - Complete
The Mabudachi Trio by CloudedMirror89 reviews
collection of oneshots about Hatori, Ayame and Shigure. Mostly about what Shigure and Ayame do to Hatori when they are younger. Laughs promised! Chap 4: Snapshots: UPDATED!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hatori S., Shigure S.
Potter's Inner Eye Problem by LethalxLilly reviews
In book three, Ron tells Harry he needs his Inner Eye checked. So what happens when he DOES get it checked? Rated; I.E.P, for InnerEyeProtection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P.
Princess Twilight by onpermanenthaitus reviews
Its the Princess Bride but with Twilight twist Please R&R! dont let the name fool you.... it will be good! T for minor language oh and all human except for jacob who cames back as a RAT! he-he mental image :p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
Dudley Has A Girlfriend? by North American Scum reviews
Dudley finally meets a girl who can stand the thought of dating him. Harry witnesses the horror that ensues when he brings her home to meet his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Emmett's Sugar Rush by kellykiley02 reviews
This is a short story about Emmett his POV , and what happens when he eats candy. Of course, vampires can't really eat candy... R&R Other stories coming later!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Tart! by LethalxLilly reviews
What happens when Dumbledore goes back to the feast for his tart? From HP2 off of page 82 Very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
Forgeries by stare at string reviews
What if in Chapters 33 35 of Breaking Dawn, Jasper was the one to get Jake and Nessie's stuff? This is what I think would happen, and it's in Jenks's pov.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jenks, Jasper - Complete
Responsibility by StringynKel reviews
Aro gets a pet fish, and Caius remembers why he hates animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Artemis and LEP dorkey glasses but not Grover by simetrajackson reviews
In this foot and retina scrubbing hilarious comedy, Artemis Fowl finds himself making excuses on how he died in the bathtub while Percy needs to eat nutritious and delicious Fish Oil tablets and Root disintegrates into an eyeball floating next to Holly ..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008
Prank Calls by eyesofevergreen reviews
Companion peice to my story "Vampire Girl" What do the Cullen boys do when everyone is out hunting and they get bored. They prank call the unsuspecting members of the Volturi. Who said Aro was the only one they called?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Pitching the Mouse by Kryss LaBryn reviews
Phantom: Once Upon Another Time. It sounds like a Disney musical. This tongue-in-cheek phiclet explores that concept a bit. What would the pitch session have sounded like? Rating for one muttered rude word.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Just a Dream by MmeGray reviews
What if Jasper had a fiancee that he never told anyone about? Not even Alice? How would she feel when she found out that he'd been declared dead during the Civil War? Oneshot songfic. VERY SAD!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Voodoo Doll by your royal highness reviews
Emmett's POV during the time that Edward left Bella during New Moon. His thoughts on the couple and on the time away from Bella and Forks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Emmett, Edward
Sock Therapy by Korie.Moore reviews
Emmet has finally gotten on Jasper's last nerve! And how does Carlisle handle it? Very maturely I'm sure. From Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
MarySues 101 by Not-So-Innocent Flamer reviews
A guide to the most hated character of all time. Why? Because we needed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008
Twilight Q & A by Taiyo Seiyuuki reviews
Ask The Twilight Characters Questions :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2008
The Cullen Bunch by Shekiah Rosay reviews
A parody of the Brady Bunch theme song with a vampirish twist. I hope it's not quite as irritating as the original. LOL Based on the famous fanart by SimplyDelightfulx!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bad Doggie! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
It's that time of year again- flu season! Hatori knows from experience not to tell Shigure about getting a flu shot. What can he do? Get nurse Ayame to help get Shigure on the examination table of course! -Mabudachi Trio- plot by littlefiction
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2008
Ridiculous things the human Cullens do by tortgirl reviews
A series of one shots of the Cullens before they were vampires, first up is Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How cotton candy changed his life by CaptainMajor reviews
A silly one shot explaining how Cotton Candy changed Basta's life... silly, stupid, perhaps funny. review please , but no flames. thanks :
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Emmett Did What? by alexz1jude reviews
What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Halloween Twilight by alexz1jude reviews
Bella suggests going trick or treating with the rest of the Cullens. Why is Emmett screaming? [twoshot] [part 2 of 2 up]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Typo by moor reviews
Alternate ending to Eclipse. Who Jacob really imprints with...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Parlezvous Francais? by iluvmitsukake reviews
What better way to get a French girl than to learn French, right? Fred Weasley thinks so. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Fred W., Fleur D. - Complete
Hogs, Warts, Deaths, and Eaters by giantpsychoticrabbit reviews
See what happens when Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters find a new headquarters, buy cell phones, have a sleepover at the Malfoy's, try to resolve their problems on Dr. Phil, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/1/2005
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Final Chapter by tlcplusp reviews
Tis a bit late in coming, but this is my take on the last chapter. Posted for HiddenPortrait's old last chapter challenge. Harry and Voldeklinks bashing galore! Complete. Review if you read it, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
The Random Retardedness of The World by dracorox225 reviews
Evil potatos! Holly is triggerhappy! Artemis is a wintah' flowah! You have to read to understand, but even then, you most likely still won't! Abandoned. Srry ppl!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Dry Cornflakes by Georgiana1234 reviews
Bella finds it odd that she never has milk on her cornflakes when she is at the Cullens' house. You can find out why this is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007
Marauder's Lists by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
A few list made by the marauders, and Lily. Prety much each chapter is a oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Harry Potter 7 Nutshelled and Other Parodies by supercoolstupid111 reviews
Even more parodies, same low price!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mercy by Kuri Kitsune reviews
A one shot inspired by Jeff Smith's BONE comics. For once in his life, the wounded Kingdok realizes a moment of kindness.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
I'm In Love With A Vampire by Princess Twinkie reviews
Song I wrote for English, pertaining to the Twilight world. Read, Review, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Stranded In the Elevator by my-oh-my reviews
6 contestants, 1 elevator, 1 million dollars! Who will be the last one to leave the elevator and win the million dollars? Find out in Stranded!In the Elevator! Days 7 to 17 up!
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Jam Jar Drabbles by mynameisbob reviews
This is a collection of drabbles about the Inkworld. They are not supposed to make any sense, so don't worry if you are confused. I wrote this to keep boredom at bay, and to entertain you.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006
Know your Stars, Artemis Fowl Style by Tsuki no Megami Ookami Kurai reviews
Will the Artemis Fowl characters survive through this? or will they be done for? i stink at summaries so just read this! this fic is created by the wolf goddess!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
The Last Drop by topazanddebussy reviews
Small ficlet, really tiny. Bella reminisces, Edward broods. Angsty, depending on your perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Never Look Back by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Draco Malfoy recieves the Dark Mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
I Walk Alone by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Erik looks back on his life after Christine leaves . . . The people he knew . . . the people he despised . . . the people he loved . . . Songphic to Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Susan Kaybased.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
New Year Resolutions by Labschiz reviews
Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
It Takes Two by siriusblackatemybaby reviews
What do you get when you get Sirius Black, Severus Snape and a potion that decreases their ages to 5? Remus Lupin WILL go mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
Dumbledore's Survey by Phantom Quill reviews
The Hogwarts Survey by Dumbledore! Many, many, many Chapters to go! .....NARCISSA NOW HERE!.......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Internet Surveys by hidden-depths reviews
This is my 1st atempt of writing somethin!Its jst the marauders and others fillin out a survey thingy. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Legacy by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Erik's last moments.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Erik - Complete
Mask by Dark Akito reviews
For Gaston Leruox's Phantom of the Opera
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2002
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Phantom reviews
What if Erik really was a ghost?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Erik, Christine
Blind Dates, Vampirates Style reviews
Ever wanted a date with Lorcan, Jez, or even... shudder ... Sidorio? Well here's your chance!
Vampirates series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009
Life Sucks: A Cullen Parody reviews
Emmett wants Geico, Edward's an emo kid, and Carlisle has a "time of the month". Find out what'll happen next!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Emmett
You Don't Need Wings to Fly reviews
Max Ride is an average teenage girl, until one day she meets a man on her way to school who claims he's legally blind, homeless, and lonely. Will he teach her she doesn't need wings to soar?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Iggy