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Joined 01-12-09, id: 1802386, Profile Updated: 01-08-11
Author has written 1 story for Ranma, and Naruto.

Personal Quotes:

"There's no I in team. Just a messed up me." - on Aspergers

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining. On an unrelated note, lightning kills hundreds of people each year."

"I don't care if it's Mother fucking Teresa, I ain't answering it!" - on the wisdom of allowing perfect strangers the ability to harass you from hundreds of kilometers away

"Yeah, I could do that. It's definitely possible. In fact, the possibility of that occurring is directly between a snowflake's chance in hell, and me ripping your duodenum up into your larynx, in order to more easily facilitate the dumb-ass things that keep coming out of your mouth."

"Just because I think The Starry Night is a beautiful example of post-impressionism... does not mean I need to poke a hole in it and fuck it!" - on asexuality

"It's not that I'm insane, just that I don't ascribe the same value to sanity as you."

"I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally." (Yes, I am aware that someone else said something similar. No, I had not heard it before I said this.)

"If they had just left it at the cheerleader thing, I never would have had a problem with this whole 'god' idea. But people went from 'the universe had an intelligent designer' to 'god loves you' and then somehow veered off into telling me that demons infested pokemans and you should really let the nice man in the black outfit who's never had sex in his life (with an adult) decide if you can marry. Oh, and let him tell you what positions you can have sex in too, because he knows." - On giving up religion

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Eden Effect: Volume One - First Contact by Mister Cuddlesworth reviews
It is known that the technological growth of the races of the Milky Way was carefully planned millions of years in advance in order to keep the races ripe for Collecting. But what happens when a new race appears, with technology which revolves around a completely different technology base? Volume 1 covers the period of time before the games begin until the months before Eden Prime
Crossover - Mass Effect & EVE Online - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/23 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Saren A., Shepard (M)
A Wild Pony in Equestria by Tangent reviews
Ranma Saotome wakes up deep in the Everfree Forest one day. The next day, he wakes up as a female pony. Later that same day, she encounters a cockitrace. Clearly, Ranma was not ready for Equestria. But this IS Ranma, who, when faced with failure and impossible odds, steps back, adapts, and overcomes, so the real question is: Is Equestria ready for Ranma?
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Ain't It Fun by WeWillNotDestroyYou reviews
One-shot. Alice/Bella. Bella gets caught trying on something she oughtn't and Alice is her usual playful self. Which means things escalate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Alice, Bella - Complete
All Who Dwell Within Your Gates by Incendiarist reviews
Miri decides it's time to finally introduce her girlfriend to her family. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like said girlfriend is a Necromancer from a Usually CE race or anything. Or like Miri's changed her alignment since meeting her. And really, Nath's only sautéed a Paladin once. Butter is hard to find on the road, so she usually has to grill them instead. [Femslash Feb.]
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Complete
Are You There, God? It's Me, Mary Margaret by Whammy reviews
In which Mary Margaret gets real with God. "Is my whole family gay?" CRACK FIC! Mentions of Swan Queen, Captain Charming, and Panry.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
The Bitterness of Victory by Bird of Poetry reviews
Cassie won the Hunger Games. If she'd known how much her victory would cost – well. There's no way she could have known what it would cost. (Cassie/Rachel)
Crossover - Animorphs & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Cassie, Rachel, Cinna - Complete
Personal Assistant by WhiteWorms100 reviews
Kelly never wanted to meet Commander Shepard. And now that she finally met her, she wished she never joined Cerberus. Kelly/FemShep. Silly weirdness and OOC warning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Kelly C.
Range Detail by Jayden Scott reviews
Traynor has never been a soldier. Hell, she hasn't fired a weapon since basic. But she wants Shepard to look at her the same way she looks at her soldiers, with pride. So, she demands Shepard teach her to shoot. FemShep/Traynor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Samantha T. - Complete
Scared, Ms Lawson? by cassie.hack reviews
The reunion with Liara doesn't quite go as Shepard had planned. Luckily for her, Liara's not her only option for "stress release"... or is she?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,254 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
What Miranda Wants by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Miranda always gets what she wants... until the day she doesn't, and realizes just how much she took for granted. Inspired by a prompt on the Mass Effect Kink Meme asking for Jack/Miranda fluff and romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Miranda L., Jack] [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Misadventures of Doctor Shepard by Jack Mackerel reviews
Dr. Shepard was a simple scientist - until the Skyllian Blitz made her a scientific icon and fake hero, despite her protests. Now she's dragged into a nightmare after the Spectres enlist her to disable Saren's Geth army. As they say, brains over brawn.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Faces by Tamoline reviews
Emma is in D.C. by herself, bored and emphatically not in the mood for a relationship. Which doesn't mean that she won't chat with an interesting stranger. And she's fine. She's completely fine. Femslash. Emma/Emily
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Emma F./White Queen, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Science of Santa by Quietly-Confident reviews
It's Christmas on the Normandy and Mordin offers his thoughts on the science behind Santa Claus. Re-Upload.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Mordin S. - Complete
In the Back by gabrielleabelle reviews
Set during Phases, Willow and Cordelia meet at a theater after both are stood up by their respective boy-shaped love interests. They can't let a movie date go to waste, though...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Willow R., Cordelia C. - Complete
The Loyalist & The Convict by the.subverter reviews
Miranda and Jack have found their common ground, now they must try and figure out where they stand and what it means. Follow up to the Convict and the Loyalist. Miranda x Jack
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
The Convict & The Loyalist by the.subverter reviews
Jack and Miranda try to find common ground. First they must set aside their differences for the sake of the mission. M for language, violence, adult themes and eventual sex. Jack x Miranda
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,070 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Cakes, Lies and Exploding Birds by Bramblespite reviews
Baking cake is hard when your test subject is unhappy and the Adventure Core has hacked into your apartment. Chell/android!GLaDOS. ONE SHOT.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Girl of Rubber, Girl of Dimond by Pixie Child reviews
There's this thing at the the Grindstone and it could be kind of fun. Mindee Cuckoo/Rubbermaid
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
A Tale of Two Sixes by Semerket reviews
Strange circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt to her new environment? Femslash.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,161 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Seven of Nine, Number Six - Complete
The Definition of Love by RIP Amaze Liar reviews
After new moon. When Alice makes a terrible mistake, how will it affect the Cullens? And more importantly how will it affect Bella? Told from Bella's POV. AliceBella. Don't like it, don't read it. Sequel up: Once more, with feeling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,957 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [Alice, Bella] - Complete
Four Questions Rachel Asked Herself by Bird of Poetry reviews
Four questions Rachel asked herself, and one she didn't. Set after #22: The Solution.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Rachel - Complete
The One With Everyone Under Shepard's Bed by 4th of Eleven reviews
Jack convinced Miranda it would be titillating to have sex in Shepard's room. Their fun is interupted by unexpected visitors.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
The Lady of the Mountain by Flashfyre5 reviews
Ranma Saotome, now 31, lives alone on the side of a mountain, as a woman. Nobody knows who she is-not even her name-but when a wandering martial artist asks Ranma to teach him, bits of the past she thought long gone begin to reappear. Complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,087 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Kurobara by n1ght3lf reviews
After a shocking revelation, Kodachi leaves to do some soul-searching.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kodachi - Complete
Prom by 6Dylan9 reviews
Cordelia is down on her luck and a run-in with Faith pushes her life in a surprising direction. Around the end of Season 3 of BtVS. Cordelia/Faith.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Cordelia C., Faith L. - Complete
To Woo an Azarathian Beauty by faburizu reviews
Starfire is determined to court a certain Azerothian beauty. Yuri.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Changing the Death Toll by PaBurke reviews
Save the children, get them out of here. BtVS/SW/SG1 crossover
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,072 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Sixty Years in a Water Tower by Meltha reviews
Didja ever wonder what the Warner siblings did when they were locked up in that water tower for so many decades?
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Mercury Rising by Secret Ninja Plushie reviews
Sometimes actions speak louder than words. Laura/Cessily fic, Takes place after Mercury Falling. Warning for Femslash, mild language, and a bit of spoilery- But not much .
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Laura K./X-23, Cessily K./Mercury
Fairy Tales by Dauthi reviews
They lived like ghosts in cities, with no future and an extinct past. Setsuna dreamt of flying and Evangeline dreamt of blood, but it was all over. Magic was dead.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
500 Miles by Princess Alexandria reviews
read Not Myself first. Christy is lost, tossed into a portal of her own making and wandering alternate worlds, trying to make her way home to her lover, Emma Frost. She finds several Emma's on the way, but will she ever find hers? FEEDBACK PLEASE
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 457,079 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
First Class by Sionnain reviews
Jean and Emma are stuck back in coach on a transAtlantic flight. There are two seats open in first class, and someone else has offered to pay for them. What will our intrepid heroines do to escape their misery? Or, rather, what won't they do? JeanXEmma.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
What If Emma by yimmy-kins reviews
[Femslash EmmaVarious] In the vein of ye ol' "What If..." Marvel series. Each standalone chapter deals with something random, something Emma, and some other woman.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,004 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 4/26/2005
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Dragon Lady of Macross by Calamity Cordite reviews
During one of the brief periods Ranma was attending school, the crash of the Visitor woke him up to the world outside of the art. After Jusenkyo, Ranma leaves Genma and must choose between his manhood and his dreams of space service. Complete
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,762 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Ranma, Lisa/Misa - Complete
On Wednesday, Tea temp title by Dartxni reviews
[Addams Family] This is not a TV Crossover because I could not find the TV Misclaneous category. [Femslash] Wendnesday Addams invites a classmate over for...art. And Kudo's if you suggest a better title.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2004
The Two Princesses of Oz by Cygna-hime reviews
[Oz] Princess or no, Ozma was once Tip, and it's not always easy to completely change the way you think...and feel. [Femslash]
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
A Wasted Wish by Tail Kinker reviews
Once again, Ranma gets a wish! Once again, he opens his big mouth and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Ranma, Nodoka, Skuld - Complete
The Joys of Parenting by Forlay reviews
A wild day in the life of Rachel, Cassie and their family.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Awful Truth about Slashfics by The Awful Truth reviews
I try my hand at a yaoific. Kyo and Iori. In my conceited opinion, this is everything a yaoi fic should be. And if you disagree, I'll call you "Close minded."
King of Fighters - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2002
Happy Reunion by Forlay reviews
Rachel and Cassie are invited to Ax's birthday party, which turns out to be a very interesting reunion.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002
newRanma by C. Jones reviews
Ranma receives a traumatic brain injury that has the potential to change his life and the lives of everyone around him forever.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,862 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/18/2002
Strangers in a Strange Land by Pat Olsen reviews
(A Ranma 1/2 - Sabre Marrionette J crossover) Ranma and company wake up 500 years in the future, on a world that is not their own. A world where women do not exist, only female androids called Marionettes. Poor world.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,789 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2001 - Published: 3/3/2000
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ranma, Naruko U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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