Author has written 2 stories for Ranma, and Naruto.
"There's no I in team. Just a messed up me." - on Aspergers
"Every dark cloud has a silver lining. On an unrelated note, lightning kills hundreds of people each year."
"I don't care if it's Mother fucking Teresa, I ain't answering it!" - on the wisdom of allowing perfect strangers the ability to harass you from hundreds of kilometers away
"Yeah, I could do that. It's definitely possible. In fact, the possibility of that occurring is directly between a snowflake's chance in hell, and me ripping your duodenum up into your larynx, in order to more easily facilitate the dumb-ass things that keep coming out of your mouth."
"Just because I think The Starry Night is a beautiful example of post-impressionism... does not mean I need to poke a hole in it and fuck it!" - on asexuality
"It's not that I'm insane, just that I don't ascribe the same value to sanity as you."
"I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally." (Yes, I am aware that someone else said something similar. No, I had not heard it before I said this.)
"If they had just left it at the cheerleader thing, I never would have had a problem with this whole 'god' idea. But people went from 'the universe had an intelligent designer' to 'god loves you' and then somehow veered off into telling me that demons infested pokemans and you should really let the nice man in the black outfit who's never had sex in his life (with an adult) decide if you can marry. Oh, and let him tell you what positions you can have sex in too, because he knows." - On giving up religion