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Joined 01-12-09, id: 1802438, Profile Updated: 06-06-10
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight.

I’m old enough to know better, really, but fanfic has become a bit of an obsession for me. Hubs calls it my online boyfriend. Whatever.

I’m constantly amazed by the authors I find online. Three stories in particular brought me into fanfic. I was looking for something to fill in the ‘fade to black’ scenes during the honeymoon and I came across three stories by nightdancers. If you haven’t read Isle Esme, The Second Night and Practice Makes Perfect I swear you’re missing amazing canon style writing. Seriously, she could be Stephenie Meyer. Every detail corresponds to the book. Every detail.

I was asked to review one of my all time fave fanfics for the Perv Pack's Smut Shack. Check out my review and then go read Same Time Next Year by socact. It's amazing!

Pet peeve time. I'm not an amazing writer. My grammar is good, not great and far, far from perfect. However, there is one common grammatical error that grates on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard. Every time I see it my eyes stop in their tracks and I have an overwhelming urge to scream like a banshee. What do people have against the word "me?" I know that, as kids, we were all told to use "I." Mike and I..., Bella and I..., Emmett and I...

There are times, however, when the correct phrase is Mike and me..., Bella and me..., Emmett and me. Here's the hint -- if you can replace the phrase with the word "us" then use "me" instead of "I." If you can replace the phrase with "we" then use "I."

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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,686 - Follows: 12,380 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14565 - Favs: 10,492 - Follows: 7,861 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12101 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snapshots by katmom reviews
Moments in time are like snapshots in the mind. Entry in THE CANON TOUR CONTEST/TWILIGHT ROUND.Slightly AU, Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seeing Daylight by Jessypt reviews
She chose him. He chose the rodeo. Can her broken heart and a broken man be mended when a chance encounter brings them back together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,762 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Person of Worth by tnuccio reviews
Two strangers passing in the night. After multiple chance encounters can two strangers find their missing pieces within each other? Or will their past mistakes hold them back? A story of learning to trust and forgive, finding a way to open yourself up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,893 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
More of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
These are outtakes and chapters that accompany my story, "Just One of the Guys." They may include back stories, different points of view, and the like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,757 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,056 - Follows: 5,788 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8697 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Left Holding the Bag by jasperlurks reviews
It's 1926. A P.I. is handed a case that changes his life. A young woman puts her trust in a man she hardly knows. A rookie cop meets the girl of his dreams. Sparks fly. Together, they work to find the missing man who comes to mean the world to them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,408 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Confessions Of A Call Girl by petitanglaise reviews
Bella Swan is employed in the universal taboo of all jobs. She just cant find it within herself to hate it. Now that she's getting much more well known and has a string of regular clients she can't see anything going wrong... Until she falls in love - AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Let the World Spin Madly On by theskyisyours reviews
Edward is left in emotional turmoil after witnessing the death of his mother at an early age. Bella moves to Forks senior year to live with her father after a similar experience. Is Bella strong enough to tear down his walls? M just to be safe. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sophisticated, To the Point, Effective by AprilAnne reviews
Bella's infatuation with the sexy student teacher travels into dangerous territory. He refuses her advances, but she is only more determined. She visits him while he bartends to pay off college and he promises her a drink on her 21st birthday, a Gimlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friend's Girl by latuacantante18 reviews
SMC contest.Now story. After Bella dumps Jasper he goes for help from the infamous Edward. And Edward is going to make sure Bella gets the worst date of her life. Lemon, Mature. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Same Time Next Year by socact reviews
Edward and Bella meet year after year, same place and time, escaping from their lives and the people in it. What happens as the years go by? Will something come between them, bringing their ritual to an end? A/H, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,492 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 7,892 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Perfection by Nicxxx reviews
“Best friends forever”is what Edward and Bella promised.But can a pact they made when they were seven really last forever?Through the loss of loved ones, separation and a dark secret can they come back together and realise perfection lies in each other
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
i utter what you dare not speak by theidiotgirl reviews
Jacob, Bella, and her back is to the wall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
That's great Edward but what was the question? by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since the first grade and nothing more but Bella has a favor to ask. Will Edward oblige? RATED M FOR A REASON. Very lemony! AH OOC. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Live by Tainted Grace reviews
Set on 1900's Bella meets a cruel and raw vampire.Can she put a heart on him? Make him feel human? What happens when he loses it and destroys every progress he made? Can he change for good or his anger takes the best of him? ExB Very DARK Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,918 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus by EJ Santry reviews
Edward has been filling his thirst for blood with an insatiable appetite for flesh for the last 80 years. A new girl arrives at Forks High School that baffles him, and just might turn his world upside down and break him of his rapacious behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,797 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seeking the Unknown by nightdancers reviews
I abandoned the present, immersing myself in the scattered images I could see of my future. It was the only way I could survive. That distant family, my true mate... I could only wait until they were within my reach. -now complete-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
If he won't touch me by MaeCullen17 reviews
Edward won't touch Bella the way she wants him to. What happens when he thinks she is tempting someone else...? BPOV. Lemons! Slightly OOC in later chapters! My first fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Dueling Hearts by Leela's Back reviews
Joey confronts Mai about their relationship. Are they friend?,lovers? Or Maybe it's just sexual. Takes place right before Battle City.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2008 - K. Jounouchi, Mai K. - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
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Drabbles reviews
A series of unrelated, 100-word one shots designed to get me back in the saddle before finishing THTF and Gives You Hell. Word count is measured by Microsoft Word 2010. Rated M. E&B. Readers are encouraged to leave prompts or challenges for me to tackle in 100-word format. Leave your challenges in a review or PM them to me. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Bella, Edward
PTB's Writing Challenge 2013 reviews
52 challenges in 52 weeks. An attempt to flex my creative muscle and improve my writing. Pairings and ratings will vary - but you'd be safe to assume at least 90% E&B. Unrelated one shots, unless something really fits. Constructive criticism encouraged!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013
In the Black of Night reviews
Bella sees no magic in Valentine's Day. Even her affinity for brewing up love potions doesn't make the day seem special. Could a certain red-eyed monster make her see the light? Magical creatures abound, but this is non-canon. Canon couples. One shot. Complete. Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Black Friday, 2012 reviews
It's Black Friday. Bella has been tasked with finding the perfect gift for her boss's daughter. Edward is searching for the perfect gift for his little sister. See where this is going? COMPLETE/AH. A Secret Santa fic for Sweetheart Geranium.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red and the Choir Boy reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Edward is the same place he's been for the last few nights, wooing clients, when what to his wondering eyes should appear...? Complete one shot for the 2012 Countdown to Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10889 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 5,823 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Succubus reviews
Carlisle is thrilled to finally find financial backing for his life's work. Young Edward and his gorgeous wife, Bella, are as enthusiastic about their partnership as he is. Perhaps even more so. Rated M for a reason. B&E, but it might not seem that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DART reviews
Originally a one shot for the F4SAA campaign. Edward and Bella both volunteer with the local Domestic Abuse Response Team DART . Actually, it's how they met. Sadly, Bella was the first victim Edward worked with. AH COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger they Are reviews
A collection of material based on my fanfic, The Harder they Fall. If you haven't read that, this won't make sense. Included are the citrusy outtakes, false starts, wrong turn endings and additional content that was sent as review replies. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Need You Now reviews
A one shot originally written for FandomFightstheFloods. Based on the song Need You Now by Lady Antebellum. Friday nights were his, Saturday nights hers. They're miserable apart, but why stay together when you want different things? E&B, AH, complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wrapping reviews
Bella and Edward have been like "two ships passing in the night" all year. What happens when you add a sprinkling of Christmas magic? This one-shot was first posted on the Southern Fanfiction Review's 2010 25 Days of Edward-mas. Rated: M. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resubmit reviews
A one-shot for SorceressCirce's birthday. Bella & Edward & a playroom. 'Nuff said? No? Second chapter is the same as the first, just 'different.' Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward - Complete
Be There reviews
A one shot based on Howie Day's song of the same name. He says their relationship is 'comfortable.' She doesn't agree. See what happens when the final straw breaks the camel's back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Gives You Hell reviews
Very vaguely based on All America Rejects' song "Gives You Hell," Bella leaves Edward. He might just have something to say about that, though. What happens when it isn't his mouth that does the talking? OOC, AU, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nice Guys Finish First reviews
AU All human. Edward has spent the last seven days in his room mourning the end of his relationship. There seems to be no cure for his broken heart. What will happen when Alice crashes his pity party?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward
Lips of an Angel reviews
Sometimes circumstances conspire against you – no matter what you might wish you can’t always have who you want. This is a teensy-tiny one shot based on Hinder's Lips of an Angel. Rated M for language only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
U UR Hand reviews
Tanya hasn't given up on Edward yet. This is OOC, AH and AU to an extent. What happens when Tanya finally manages to land a kiss on Edward? Let's find out! Rated M for a fresh lemon in Chapter 2.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metamorphoses reviews
AU, all human. Meet the Cullen twins, Alice and Edward, as they plan to return to Forks for their high school reunion. The drastic changes in the Cullens' lives lead to an interesting evening.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward
Rejection reviews
How would history have played out if the Cullens had not voted to change Bella at the end of New Moon? This is an AH account of the vote and its aftermath.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella