Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
I have written stories but MY LAPTOP IS FRIGGIN RETARDED!!
YA'LL GUESS WHAT!! JACOB BLACK has more hits on the internet than EDWARD CULLEN!! Proves it to ya that even though Jacob's character isn't the best he DEFINITELY IS THE HOTTEST!! :D :D :D :D
Things about me!! :D
1. I'm a redneck :)
2. I surf and i have a beach house
3. I'm REALLY hyper :P
4. Im popular AND smart
5. I have a pittbull (biggie SUPER SWEET at 10 weeks) and a Boykin Spaniel (A goat if you ask me, she ate a tire and a cell phone!)
6. I just dropped my apple
7. I horseback ride
8. I'm blonde with natural brown highlights (in a couple of years I'm gonna be brunette all da way)
9. My hair is naturally wavy
10. i wakeboard
11. my 19 year-old brother is extremely annoying
12. I made cheer squad for next year :D
13. I am NOT girly but i dance
14. I've been dancing since I was 2
15. I'm EXTREMELY random and Forget stuff easily LOL!
16. I LOVE horseback riding
Thingz to piss the cullens and wolves off
Emmett: Compliment Edward and Jasper on their muscles
Rosalie: Take away her real mirrors and replace them with the fun-house mirrors that make you look fat
Esme: say "are you having your period because you look bloated"
Carlisle: The next time he wears his white coat ask "Are you a scientist?"
Jasper: Get horny :D
Alice: hold her new purse over your head
Edward: Start singing "diamonds are a girls best friend"
Bella: Take her shopping
Jacob: Say "no wonder Bella likes Edward. You need a haircut!!"
Sam: Talk about werewolf movies
Leah: send her a movie of Emily kissing Sam
COPY AND PASTE!!
Bold da onez dat fit u!!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (AN: kinda not really tho)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I can do a SPLIT so i MUST be a circus freak
Love & friendship Stories:
A boy and a girl were driving home from their 2 year anniversary dinner in an awkward silence.
He knew she found someone else and the inevitable was about to happen. She sighed and said.
"I really think this relationship isn't what i need. I'm sorry but i've fallen hard for someone else."
A silent tear rolled down his cheek and he handed her a piece of folded paper. That night they were hit by a swerving car and
only the girl and the other driver survived. With the other's arm around her waist she unfolds the note...
Without your love i would die.