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Joined 01-13-09, id: 1802697, Profile Updated: 01-31-12
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

Well, you don't need to know much about me. I'm obsessed with Naruto characters, I write idiocy and smut, especially yaoi, fav pairing is ItaSasu, though I enjoy almost all pairings (I definitely wouldn't enjoy anything with Rock Lee or Gai). Um... that's it.

My friend Kaline Reine has writing commissions open. So, if you want a story written for you, see her profile on FF net ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1320369/Kaline_Reine ) for more information and prices. You can also find her on DeviantArt ( ).

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The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 558,887 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Circus of Night by TheAngelIsrafel reviews
Allen is sent off on an asignment, however the place he's sent to isn't normal. It's the Circus of Night, a place that caters to everyones desires, whether they know what they are or not... This is not Pure Yullen, stop bitching about the lack of it, this is a STORY, with a PLOT, that contains other pairings WITH Allen in them.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,626 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Need by Youmadbro reviews
Sasuke denies the fact that he's gay. He also denies the fact that he wants Naruto's body for more than just the wonderful feeling of skin against skin. Naruto is determined to change this. Stupid Sasuke and his RULES. SasuNaru - NOT COMP. DISCONT. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drive You Crazy by Morphine Dementia reviews
Challenge for dgm-fuh-q on LJ. Lavi wants some, Kanda is determined to play by his own rules. Fun times and library dirtyness ensures. Kanda/Lavi, LaviYu, Yuvi, etc. Crack, buzzkills and yaoi. Rated M.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
The Words to Say by N.H. Arawn reviews
"In the…l… w'… 'd you… kiss…" It did not work how Lavi wanted. Kanda's eyes went perfectly round for a moment, his hand loose. 'No Yuu-chan, I'm missing words…' His mind whispered to his mouth, but his lips refused to move anymore... 'Was it you… '
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,642 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
You Gonna Get Reaped by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Undertaker has an interesting client that he must harvest. CRACK. AU/AR Cross
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Itachi U., Undertaker - Complete
Puppy Love by Kaline Reine reviews
I have discontinued this story. I'm very sorry but it will be re-written from the start and the new story will be posted under the title "Sick Puppy". I hope I can make it better than this one was. It's the same idea, just a different much darker story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,320 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Games We Play by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is hiding a terrible secret from his brother. When they get a phone call from a mysterious stranger inviting them to a party, hell breaks loose. Why must they insist on playing these dangerous games with each other? ItaSasu and TobiDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
BANG by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is sent on a mission to get Deidara to join Akatsuki. How will he achieve his goal, and what happens when the blond isn't as willing as he thought he would be? Written as part of an art trade. ItaDei yaoi, explicit content warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Assassin's Ass by Kaline Reine reviews
This is a oneshot written for Akatsuki-FTW. Kakashi is sent to track down an Akatsuki member who has risen from the dead. Will he catch him? And what will happen if he does? HidanXKakashi yaoi. Lots of gore, borderline non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakashi H. - Complete
Hurt Me by Kaline Reine reviews
His older brother was always telling him things that didn't make sense. He said things that hurt feel good and things that feel good hurt. Did that mean Itachi was a liar, if what he said was the opposite of the truth? Read to find out! ItaSasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Priest's Sins by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi regrets living a life of sin. He turns to the only priest he knows for forgiveness. But what he finds with Hidan... is anything but mercy. HidanXItachi oneshot. Graphic lemon. Lots of warnings. Blood, yaoi, swearing, and everything else. You know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Family Affairs by Kaline Reine reviews
3rd contest fic. Oh boy, I don't know where to start with this one... ItachiXMikoto, KotetsuXMikoto, ItachiXSasuke, KotetsuXItachi. Crack pairings all over the place. Don't like, don't read. It's scary and incest. No one told me I spelled the title wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Four M's Are Better Than One by Kaline Reine reviews
Sharingancest fic for 2nd prize winner. Itachi molests Sasuke, causing him to miss a Science test. Kakashi asks him to stay after class to make up for it. They have kinky fun in the science lab, until Itachi shows up. ; ItaSasu, KakaSasu, slight KakaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Price by Akaisenora Ainoche reviews
Sequel to Scold's Bridle. Kanda's continued time with the Noah of Pleasure leads him to discover what fate awaits him. Not as many warnings as the last one, but sill quite a few...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu
Enslaved! by Kaline Reine reviews
Ino has turned her parents' flowershop into a Salon. One night, after she closes and goes home, she is kidnapped! But who has taken her, and what do they want with her? NOT in AU. ItaSasuSaku threesome starts as love triangle and DeiIno! Crazy plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,023 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scold's Bridle by Akaisenora Ainoche reviews
The worlds prettiest Exorcist makes a deal with the Noah of pleasure. Yucky TyKan . YAOI. Lots of other warnings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Of Little Blonds and Younger Brothers by CassandraChristine reviews
Sequel to Of Candy Canes and Older Brothers. Christmas gift to Ta-chan. Threesome, ItaSasuNaru. Pointless Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MKB II: Brotherly Bonds by Kaline Reine reviews
Sequel to Mommy Knows Best. Itachi didn't know what was wrong with him. He loved Mikoto, yet he had done the unthinkable. What happens after the story ends? Is there anywhere left to go? Pairing is ItaSasu with slight ItaMiko. And maybe others...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger on the Shore by Ayame99 reviews
AU Sometimes fate brings people together. A sexy twist on the storyline from Gravitation. Hiro and K
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Hiroshi N., K - Complete
My Little Sinful Desire by Kay Campbell reviews
Sasuke is a stripper at a gay bar. Protected by his no touch rule unless given permission, his boyfriend Naruto lets him have the job. However, a certain Uchiha has finally gotten out of jail and his eye is on Sasuke. ItaXSasuXNaru Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Mommy Knows Best by Kaline Reine reviews
Mikoto didn't know what was wrong with her. She had never really loved Fugaku, and she felt so attracted to her eldest son, and there was nothing she could do about it. Itachi had his sights set on his little brother... ItachiXMikoto and some ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Plans Of Hebi by littleolmee reviews
Sasuke and his group Hebi have captured Naruto.What part does Naruto play in Sasuke's plans and what is this new bond Sasuke wants to create with him?Yaoi pairing SasukeXNaruto rated M-mature & yaoi readers only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,959 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Secret of the Uchihas by Kaline Reine reviews
ItaSasu with other pairings, done as a request. Vamp fic. SakuIno, onesided SakuSasu and NaruSasu along with KakaIru and some other pairings... XD You'll see! It's kind of got a crazy plot, so it's best to just read it... Will be graphic later. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Way to Unwind by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
it's angsty, and not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. this is my first all- angst fiction, and I would appreciate reviews! Sakura-centric, dark and creepy. I wanted to write something other than humor. NO FLAMERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Little Blue Pill of DOOM! by Kaline Reine reviews
Catchy title, ne? Itachi has a few friends over, and ends up giving Sasuke something he shouldn't! That's all I will say at this point. I promise, this does have a plot too! ItachiXSasuke pairing! BDSM, non-con, and SnM themes :D Oh, and slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,421 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Annoying the Characters by Kaline Reine reviews
Watch as Kaline Reine goes on a mission to Konoha to annoy the Naruto characters! ;D I was going to use one of the Kunoichi, but I couldn't find one annoying enough. And I didn't want to offend anyone... Lots of immature adult humor! READ IT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Red Velvet Secrets by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke keeps something secret hidden under his bed, and he panics when Itachi offers to "fix it". You'll see! ItachiXSasuke, uchihacest, hotness, and adult stuff. Very graphic, not a oneshot, but I will keep it somewhat short.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is lonely one night, and seeks companionship from a certain someone... But then he gets an idea: a clone! The one thing he does not count on is being walked in on by his younger brother, and caught in such an awkward situation. You know the pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brother Killer by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke finally succeeds in killing his brother. And who else should show up but Mikoto? O.O Oneshot, aimed at humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
If I Was Your by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi and Sasuke realize they have feelings for one another. But the question remains... What to do about them? Each of them wonders if the other would truly accept them or not.Very cute, but evil!Yaoi, Uchihacest, lemon, ItaSasu with very slight GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Yin and Yang by Kaline Reine reviews
Like Yin and Yang, they were the perfect equation; they balanced each other out. But what happens when one boy's curiousity gets the best of him one night?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
K and Hiro Do America by Ayame99 reviews
What if the world of Gravitation was real and Hiro discovered Bad Luck fanfiction? What if K and Hiro teamed up to write one? Would they end up just like their fictional counterparts?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,231 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - K, Hiroshi N. - Complete
Beg Me by marionette kadaj reviews
KadajCloud What if Kadaj hadn't returned to the Lifestream and it was up to Cloud to take care of him? M means Mature! OMG COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
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Horny idiots reviews
Akatsuki are insane and Orochimaru is a freak, so Itachi and Sasuke decide to leave that crap behind and go back to Konoha together. However, in a village with too many Uchiha fans and a hokage who is quite eccentric herself, they get more than they bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,648 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The last battle reviews
Not the kind of battle you expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Kishi in Fanficland reviews
What if you suddenly find yourself lost in a fanfiction about your own damn anime?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oro is a good boy reviews
Orochimaru has some things to say!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Between heaven and hell reviews
The craziest 24 hours in Sasuke's life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke you dirty whore reviews
When you have a cute little brother whose main goal in life is to harass you, you're doomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take me niisan reviews
To want the forbidden is torturous. To lose what you want the most is unbearable. And when in the end you finally get what you dream of, it's heavenly. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomoe's fanfiction writer's meme reviews
This is something I was tagged to do in dA, but it got deleted from there before even the person who tagged me could see it. Sorry, Kaline. So now it's here, even though it's not exactly a fic. Anyway, the characters are in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Lost in a dream, living in a nightmare reviews
If you like it when Itachi is evil and Sasuke is a poor little thing... Well, after that things get a bit different and... awkward... and... Duh, it's a mess, see for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pein's dirty secret reviews
You know about Pein's ambitions, taking over the world, the I'm-so-evil thing, bla bla, but do you know what kind of things he likes in bed? Some people in Akatsuki don't know either. And some of them will find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Pein falls for ItaDei reviews
In the silence of the night some noises disturb Pein's poor ears. He wants to punish the culprits, but gets more than he bargained for. ItachixPeinxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sasuke's revenge reviews
Revenge is all he wants. He can think of nothing else. And when he's about to get it, something he doesn't expect happens. As he's torturing Itachi, forgotten feelings start to torture him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konan is horny reviews
Maybe you spend too much time on FF or dA? Be careful. Reading too much yaoi can be dangerous...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Konan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Happy together reviews
Do you know what happens when Itachi and Tobi are alone? It's not what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki's girlfriends reviews
Pein thinks getting to know his subordinates better is a good idea, but things end up pretty awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's troubles reviews
One nice day they come home and find a surprise waiting for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki in action reviews
Well, this is about Akatsuki's hopeless and ridiculous attempts to capture Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi's problems reviews
They're dangerous, they're evil, and they don't know what mercy is, yet some idiot decided they could maybe... change? See what happens when you have a bunch of crazy people and you try to make them talk about their problems.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara's mission in Konoha reviews
Odd resemblances lead to odd consequences. Deidara is sent to Konoha as a spy and everyone he meets there seem to have too much interest in him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Sasuke's reason not to leave reviews
Sakura wants to make Sasuke stay in Konoha, and you know that when there's a will, there's a way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete