VampireAshes
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Joined 01-13-09, id: 1802831, Profile Updated: 07-20-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey :D

I'm 15, live in the UK and I'm totally addicted to fanfic, but aren't we all?

I adore Muse(My Heroes), Paramore, The Black Ghosts, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Matchbox Twenty, Yellowcard, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Matchbook Romance, The All American Rejects, Nine Days, 30STM...they all inspire me.

Be a fruitloop in a world of cheerios

--Twilight is my antidrug

My Twilight Story

8 months ago I went to Waterstones. I always go to Waterstones; it’s nothing more than routine. I picked up a book. It was just an ordinary book. The blood red apple on the front cover contrasted with the mysterious black, catching my eye. The book was…Twilight.

I bought the book. I took it home. I read it and suddenly my life changed. I believed in vampires. The vampires that wanted nothing more than to fit in with the human world, the good kind. The beautiful, golden eyed vampires that lived as a family and switched their natural diet of human blood to that of animals. The Cullens. I fell in love with a crooked smile. A crooked smile that could stop a human heart. I fell in love with Edward Cullen.

A Few Of My Fav Twilight Quotes:

"It's no irritable grizzly" - Bella Swan

"Bring on the shackles- I'm your prisoner" - Edward Cullen

"Does my being half naked bother you?" - Jacob Black

"If I could dream at all it would be about you" - Edward Cullen

"If it weren't for the night, we'd never see the stars" - Bella Swan

"I'm so glad Edward didn't kill you, everythings so much more fun with you around" - Emmett Cullen

"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?" - Alice Cullen

"If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now" - Rosalie Hale

"For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope" - Jasper Hale

Random Confessions

1. Breaking Dawn is by far my least favourite twilight book because too much changes too quickly

- Yet it's still one of my all time favourite books

2. I cannot decide whether to love or hate Jacob Black

- So I just say 'Team Edward'

3. Maybe there really is sparkling vegetarian vampires out there...

- Maybe I am one

- Only joking (wink wink)

4. I want to be hit by a shiny silver volvo

- Or a yellow porshe

- Since I can't afford to buy one

5. I talk to my cheerios

- But I'm not insane

- They haven't talked back yet

6. Edward dazzles me

- But Jasper makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

- So why the hell am I so obsessed with Emmett?

7. My dog is called Jasper

- But he doesn't sparkle

- It's just the glitter I put on him

8. I am a total loser

- And I love it

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Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
You're not the only one with a secret by Parawhore890 reviews
The Cullens head to a new school, where they discover a girl struggling with an eating disorder. Should they help? And will Helping her jeprodise their secret? My first fanfic, I'm not good at summaries. Please read and review. All the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Battle of the Blondes by Emmelie Cullen reviews
I am in love with Emmett Cullen." Lauren admitted. She wouldn't have confessed if she'd known who was standing behind her. None other than the beautiful gorgeous goddess Rosalie. "You might have some competition." She smirked knowing this was her battle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Rosalie, Lauren
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Only Hope by PurpleHush reviews
Rosalie gets back to Forks after three years with a big surprise. How would her family react? all human; please read and review :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,935 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
A Family Like Chinese Rice by W.c.e reviews
When Esme and Carlisle made the decision to adopt, they never thought they would wind up with five kids! Mostly told through Edward's eyes as he grows up. AH canon pairings T for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,089 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward
Center Stage by Quirkyalice reviews
Edward and Rosalie end up in an old, desolate theatre. What will happen when danger emerges, in the form of the Volturi? There is more to this than it seems, let the story unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,324 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Rosalie
Alice's Paper Heart by Shoelace83 reviews
Alice and the other five are long-time best friends, and hide nothing from each other. But Alice learns two life-changing secrets all in the same night- Bella is in love with Edward, and Emmett loves Rosalie. One problem- Rose and Edward are dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alice
Roses Behind Mirrors by hushedgreylily reviews
"You're gonna be ok, I promise." He said, and it was probably a stupid thing to say, certainly a damn stupid promise to make, but he knew he had to say it. Because he knew, whatever it took, he would keep it. RxEm, AU, AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,958 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Dinner Party by 2nd Star tothe Right reviews
Alice comes home to find Bella cooking. Apparently Carlisle was backed into throwing a human dinner party for co-workers... who have very observant antagonistic kids...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008
20 Golden Rules by BetterThanYou. JK reviews
On a strange day, Esme snaps at all the craziness, deciding to let everyone make 20 rules for each. Deleted and moved to different account. "Previously one of the most funniest Twilight stories."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella
The Protector And His Angel by Belle-Morte-16 reviews
It was perfect - but I say that every night. As every night the same thing happens. I think to myself it couldn't get better than this, no matter what. But he just loves proving me wrong
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Significance by FlamingRedFox reviews
You should never underestimate the power of a rose. Each one carries a special significance that is not to be lost among clichés. AU&AH Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Broken Angel by FizzySherbert reviews
Edward gets angry and says things he shouldn't to Rosalie. This was originally a one shot but seems to have taken on life :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Rosalie
Beautiful Forevers by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle by wontgrowsup32 reviews
Research shows that most people's personalities are fully developed by age 6. It got me to thinking. What would a day in the life of our pretty little Twilight toddlers be like? Rated for language and that's it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
The Sound Of Four Heartbeats by hushedgreylily reviews
The only sound she could hear for a moment was the beating of her own heart. It was steady, peaceful, alive." RosalieAngst. EmxR. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - [Emmett, Rosalie] Carlisle - Complete
ForeverLand by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
He's Peter Pan. Oneshot. Drabble. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
You'll Never Walk Alone by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The first meeting of extraordinary minds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Have You Lived Before This Life? by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
It's never too late to lay the past to rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One Child, One Day by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Spoilers for Breaking Dawn. A missing scene between Emmett and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Personal Problems by WOKgeotobi reviews
The cullen children have been arguing one to many times and Carlisle is getting conserned. Will his plans to make them become a happy family work?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Camp Cullen by Writersblock14 reviews
The cullens have been signed up by ALice to work at an all summer day camp. Will they be able to handle it, or crack under the imense pressure of childhood. Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2008
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
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My Dear Bella reviews
Set during New Moon. Edward writes in an email the unsaid words he needs Bella to know. One-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Will Save You From Eternal Night reviews
I can protect you from the cold, I can shelter you from the rain, I can warm you when it snows And grey clouds I can handle, But how do I rescue you from the dark When you won’t accept my lighted candle Poem from Jacobs POV R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Memory Lapse reviews
As I approached the small clear pond, another question hit me. I approached the water and I felt my eyes prick in the strangest of ways. What, who am I? I had no idea. Ever wondered how Alice discovered she was Alice? I have
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper