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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Vampires, Maximum Ride, and Struck by Lightning, 2012.

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Previous Pen names: AliceCullen784, Fang-Obsessed784, Tall. Dark. Silent. Winged., and Darkestofangelcats.

I write too much fanfiction with Kurt in it. Also Carson Phillips from Chris Colfer's movie, Struck by Lightning. Meaning they talk to me sometimes. (I'm hopelessly in love with Carson, shh.) (Side note: I've seen SBL??? My review(s) of it: http://carsonists.tumblr.com/tagged/sbl-review).


Story Stats!

Blind: Abandoned, I'm sorry. If I ever were to go back to it, I'd have to reread MR and rewrite the whole thing, so... Maybe if you want me to enough?

Stuck: My SBL fanfiction that's now posted, yay! Once they add characters, I'd make them Carson and Malerie, but until then, I can't.

Other stories: Are complete. I think. (They aren't that good, I know, but I'm going to leave them to mark my progress.)


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A Little Klaine Magic by NeverTooOldToBeNerdy reviews
Kurt and Blaine recieve a very SPECIAL gift from Blaine's eccentric Great-grandmother. Perhaps the family legends about her having 'the Sight' and other magical powers have more truth to them than anyone knew. The boys lives will never be the same again!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 328,925 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8277 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Tough Bosses and Hyper Friends by sparkles107 reviews
Bella wants to be a designer,but for that she must work for Mr Cullen so that all the doors are open for her. The thing is, she has to last atleast a year with him, and he doesnt keep his secretaries for long. Chapters get better as they go, I promise :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,841 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
You Have No Idea by MovieBuffStarlet reviews
She has no idea how much she affects him. He is so fed up with her ignorance but he kind of envies it too. Is ignorance really as blissful as they say it is? Does it exist at all? Story written for Chris Colfer's upcoming film, "Struck By Lightning". Features the characters Carson Phillips and Sheryl Phillips.
Struck by Lightning, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12254 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wild Horses by happyinchintz72 reviews
A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,541 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bleeding Love by paundromat reviews
Hemophilia: a disease that impairs the clotting ability of blood. Kurt's a hemophiliac; Blaine's a hardworking hospital volunteer. When Blaine donates blood for the first time, their two worlds come crashing together. AU. Rating subject to change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,317 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Water Sustains Me by TearThisCanvas reviews
'Let me rephrase that. A dead human equals a living merman. So technically you're alive and your body is working, but it has changed and adapted to living below the sea. You're only dead if you still consider yourself a human.' Mer!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sight by Elizabeth Castings reviews
In a world where everyone is blind until they fall in love there are few young adults who still can't see. Blaine and Kurt are two of them. The only problem? Their families have different ideas on what's acceptable. What happens when their lives collide?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Unstable by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine has schizophrenia. He finally snaps and Kurt is there to help him. May trigger. Read at your own risk. Self-harm, mental illness. Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,860 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pink Triangle by malexfan13 reviews
Some people are just born different.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
All in An Afternoon by shotofvanilla reviews
Kurt goes to help Blaine pack for the summer and meets his little brother. Based on a comment made about the Mini- Warbler on tumblr. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Can't by love-struck-hearts reviews
When Edward is away hunting one week before the wedding, Bella suddenly gets cold feet and runs away. Can Edward get to and find Bella in time to convince her that they belong together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unspoken Words by Rex Tims reviews
A silent Potter enters Hogwarts. With only the written word, how does his place in the Wizarding world change? AU with a Harry who does a little more thinking. Abandoned, rewriting it as Best to say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Then I Understood by whitedwarf reviews
Bella's perspective on Emily and Sam's relationship was done by Stephanie Meyer. But did anyone ever think about what Emily would think when she saw Edward and Bella together? What would she think of the great Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invidia: The Unwind Experiment by AmyQueen95 reviews
When Fang and Iggy are kidnapped by a mad scientist, Max is caught up in a race against time; not only to free them, but to escape with her own life. There will be horrors, there will be heartbreak, and nothing's as it seems. -WARNING: traumatic scenes-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bella's secret original by Dramaismydrug reviews
Bella isn't eating but she's not anorexic or is she? What is her secret? And how will Edward take it?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Right? by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
"You said we had to stick together... right?" FangMax Warning:CHARACTER DEATH. DOnt read if you dont like. One-Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Max, Fang
FAITH: Archangel in Disguise 2 by T-Bones158 reviews
The sequel to AiD is Finally here! Faith and Phoenix are teens and enjoying life. But changes and hard choices are coming their way. Please enjoy the Fanix and Faxness. oh...don't forget to enjoy the Drama.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Fang, Max
What If by HPobsessssssed7 reviews
What if Leah Clearwater went in search of another female werewolf? What if she found one outside of Denver, CO? What if they became best friends? Well, that’s what happened here… Seth imprint story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Seth - Complete
What it means to imprint by Ally145 reviews
Seth and Shay's relationship is going great but when the imprints start to disapear one by one, they get worried. Then when Shay get's taken away too, Seth must do everything he can to find her before it's too late. Complete
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Seth - Complete
Sickness by 1-Hello.Kitty-1 reviews
Bella gets sick and Carlisle thinks she has the Swine. But they soon find out that isn't the case. Edward and Bella fluff of course.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mother of All Fights by KaceyHunter reviews
Set where Bella's Book ends in Breaking Dawn.What happens when Bella and Edward return to Forks after she finds out she's pregnant, how do the rest of the Cullens react?Now a Multi Chap- Updated 7th Dec at last!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,630 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Without the Sun by sunshine-faery reviews
Set after ‘Breaking Dawn’ The Cullen’s realise they must leave Forks when townspeople suddenly begin to realise there is something unsettling about the family. Meaning Bella and Renesmee have to leave Jacob behind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,270 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Meaning of Bacon by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
A short fic in which Iggy explains to Fang exactly why bacon is so awesome. R&R, Plz!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Jasper's Return by twilife reviews
Takes place during New Moon. Jasper comes back.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Kira's Hope by AliceCullenVampire reviews
When an ordianary Twilight fan finds herself accidently in athe world of Breaking Dawn, will she change the story with her knowledge? Read and Review, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bite Me by RosalieFanpire reviews
Jaime is 15. Shes also a vampire. She was found newborn by the Cullens, who took her in as part of the family. Hatered and anger was somthing she was created by, and somthing which she sometimes finds hard to control in an everyday human society...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Edward
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Languages by Duck Life reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a lot of different ways of saying things. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee and Jacob Untold Lovestory by iluvjacobtaylorsethtwilight reviews
We've heard about Edward and Bella already. How about Jacob and Renesmee? This story is all about Jacob and Renesmee and their untold lovestory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Things Emmett does while bored in class by SweeneyLovett reviews
Emmett tries to keep from becoming bored in class by doing a series of different things. WARNING: Somewhat short and maybe crappy. Not complete. Takes place 40 years after BD. Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
The Sacrifices Of Fatherhood by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Am I an idiot or a father? A little bit of both, I think... Edward P.O.V. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What if? by SacreJambons reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone in New Moon instead of Jacob? What would have happened? Read to find out! Chapter 10 is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Sparkly Book of Lols by Iskeirka reviews
Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Prank on Jacob! IM Style by Twi.MaxRide.Crazy reviews
Edward and Bella decide to pull a prank on Jacob...That's technically it. LOL.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Bella,Shut Up! by kat-heart-twilight reviews
Bella's first day to school as a vampire. This follows on through their new life. Everything belong to Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Kindle My Heart by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."I sat here, tucked away in my little asylum, tucked away from the world. It didn't matter if I was alive or dead. Nothing mattered now." Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. The tragic past of our favorite vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
Of a Shadow by QueenMichelleJefferson reviews
In New Moon, the wolves don't make it in time, so Bella is killed. BUT... she doesn't die completely. She still lives on Earth, but not as a human or vampire. her and Edward are reunited, but will some old and new enemies tear them apart? T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mikayla's Jacob by writer.philosopher reviews
It was happening again. I couldn’t bear another heartbreak like the one Bella once caused me. I had resumed my activities for about a month and was just starting to accept my life when I met her… post Eclipse ignoring Breaking Dawn. JacobxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Twilight IM by ThatGirl1993 reviews
Funny bloop with all your favorite Twilight Characters instant messaging.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Emotional Control, Bedtime Stories, and Herbal Tea by TRDancer reviews
Edward is out hunting and Bella is sleeping over at the Cullens. Or she would be sleeping if she could manage to fall asleep. What will it take for Bella to get over her insomnia?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
April Fools Day Revenge by Mizz.H.Cullen reviews
Emmett calls himself the 'April Fools Day Master' and that he is unprankable. But when the Cullens gang up on him to prank him with the 'Ultimate Prank,' is he ready for his pranking days to end forever? ALL HUMAN! 1st Fanfic R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
When Love Is Young by two hours' traffic reviews
August 17, 1937. The night that Emmett proposed to Rosalie. Carlisle is on hand to give Emmett some support. And then there's nothing to do but wait.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Bellas Blind by edwards.little.witch reviews
Bellas having a bad day. its sunny, so no edward. but now she has Bio with Mike. what if her bad luck struck again and a chemical gets into her eyes? will bella be blind forever?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
7 Things by ErinMaree reviews
Bella has a list of things she wants do do before she's no longer human. Follow a week in the life of our favourite couple as they make their way through 7 experiences full of laughter, tears and feelings that are innately human. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight MasterCard Commercial by tinkerbella87 reviews
*First Fanfic* Had an Idea From Mastercard Commercials Will Do Each Character From Twilight Saga Please Review and or Leave Ideas as well to !
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Dare or Dare by xAmyrax reviews
When Bella hangs out with the Cullen's for the weekend, she gets roped into the most extreme version of truth or dare, ever. What will happen? Occurs sometime after Eclipse meaning there are spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Alice and Bella vs WalMart by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
Random Things with the Cullens and Bella by LipCandy-x reviews
Just random chapters. Mostly what me and my friend do when were hyper. All characters, usual pairings. Please R&R! x Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie & Some Jacob :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
The Everything Parody by Cougerstar reviews
What happens when a bunch of insane warriors obsessed people come together and write a parody of anything they think of? Click to find out....
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sharpie War by alexz1jude reviews
Written for Rainxface's Writing Challenge. Takes place during MR2. Max is using Sharpies to make a poster for school when Fang comes in. Why is Fang black and pink? Minor FAX, but nothing big or romance-like.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Three Little Words by callmefall reviews
Lily's boyfriend tells her he loves her, but she doesn't love him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Epiphany by callmefall reviews
Lily has an epiphany. James is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Still Love You by callmefall reviews
Harry/Ginny fanfic Harry finds Ginny crying... what will he say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Edward! by obvioustwilightlover reviews
Shes married, living with a vampire family, graduated and mortal. What more could Bella CULLEN possibly want? Ask Edward to find out! Please read and review! It makes me happy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,928 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Na na James's Wand by hateater27 reviews
When James the Second gets hold of Harry's wand, he is reluctant to surrender it ... just a cute oneshot about Harry and James. Please review if you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Stuck reviews
In his freshman year of high school, Carson is forced to go on a ski trip with the rest of his class. One "accident" and several stitches later, he finds himself with a new best friend. Warning: Written before the author saw SBL.
Struck by Lightning, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Blind reviews
Fang somehow goes blind from turning invisible too much. The catch: he and Iggy can now see each other. Hilarity/Figgy ensues. Fax, and Figgy in later chapters. T because I'm paranoid. On Hiatus/abandoned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Fang, Iggy
All Because of Alice reviews
When Alice gets a song stuck in Edward's head, they continue to spread it to everyone who passes by. But why won't it get stuck in Bella's head? What will happen when they go to a Coldplay concert? Why have Victoria, James and Laurent come back to life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Letters of Apology reviews
Carlisle and Billy force Edward and Jacob to apologise to each other. They refuse to do so. They are forced to reply.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The End of Evil reviews
Lily has just been turned into a vampire. She is to help Emma fight monsters, and then defeat George, who is making the monsters with his power.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Is this perfect angel really meant for me? reviews
Emmett ponders if Rosalie was meant for him. EMPOV. Fluff. Very short drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete