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Joined 01-13-09, id: 1803010, Profile Updated: 10-17-10
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers.

I was a long time lurker here on FF.net. Badgered on by friends, I opened an account and now I'll post whatever I deem worthy (or at least an understandable mess) to the masses here. Read, and give a review. I'm open to what can be improved, meaning actual constructive criticism with real reasons and ways to improve the story. This doesn't grant you the right to simply say you hate it. Give me a reason why you hate it, and then what you'd like to see changed. However, this does not mean it always will be. The following cannot be done:

- Changed to insert your original character/mary-sue/self insert. I don't use OCs in any of my stories, unless I have good reason to. Which is almost never.

- Changed to include slash/yuri/yaoi/same sex/whatever. Sorry, no offense to you, but it goes against my religion. Please respect my beliefs and I'll respect yours.

- Changed to cross over with any thing other than itself. Especially if I don't know what the heck the fandom is. EX: Transformers with Sonic. No can do. However, I can add characters from other timelines/universes EX: Transformers Armada with Transformers Movieverse

- Changed to make it over the top mature. Anything rated Adult or something that will make cause this site to ban me.

Favorite fandoms from oldest to newest:

- Ghibli
- Marvel-X-men/Fanfour/Gen13
- Witchblade(anime)
- Transformers(G1 and Movieverse)

Five random facts about you: Heh..well you asked for it..XD

1) I once wanted to be an ice cream truck driver when I grew up, thankfully I'm not.

2) I have a bad habit of writing to-do lists on my hand.

3) I like Italian sodas, with whole strawberries in them.

4) I like listening to Barry Manilow.

5) I absolutely hate mustard.

Fave pairings:

MikaelaXSam -BeautyandtheGeekshipping

MegatronXMaggie - M&Mshipping

ChromiaXIronhide - Sharpshotshipping

HoundXChase - Holoshipping

XboxXFrenzy - Addictshipping

MojoXScorponok - Petshipping


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Crackalackalicious by Lady Dragon2 reviews
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Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
Fleshling by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An accident with the Well of Transformation turns Starscream into a human. Will he be able to be the ultimate Decepticon weapon against the Autobots before losing himself to humanity?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,124 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Starscream
Saving Him by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Megatron suddenly disappears with only a security video as a trace. Sector 7 have gotten their hands on him again. And he won't be so lucky this time. The Autobots and co have to race against time, to save the Decepticon before it's too late.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - W. Lennox, Megatron
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Cosmic Joked by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Fifty drabbles on Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone. Contains some sensitive material.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megatron
Serendipity's Kiss by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Time has a curious way about it, always able to move ahead, sometimes leaving hearts behind. For Sam and Mikaela, they didn't realize how far behind their hearts really were until fate, in the form of well-meaning Camaro, intervened. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,960 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
More Human Than Human by Aurorus reviews
Movievers: What if the Allspark had not offlined Megatron, but did something more life changing...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Tough Luck by No Volume Control reviews
MEGATRON/MAGGIE; BARRICADE/MIKAELA; BUMBLEBEE/SAM; He figured nothing in his life could ever top destroying the universe's biggest threat. Boy, was he proven wrong when he turned said universe's biggest threat into a human ...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Truce by blAnk pAgE drEAm reviews
One-shot. XANA has "borrowed" Jeremie's body for one day. Really bad plot summary. Some JxA
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Xana, Jeremie B. - Complete
Strange Creatures by orphan mia reviews
Ironhide and Annabelle, together through the years. From a simple annoyance to love, read about how they become family. PLEASE REVIEW. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,004 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Oops! What Do You Mean, Oops! by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,409 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Movie Star by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
We'll Carry On by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Sequel to Define Human! With the threat of a Decepticon uprising looming overhead Optimus’ small team of Autobots it about to get bigger, but is Earth and the few humans that know about them ready for more Autobots and the return of Megatron?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,191 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Define Human by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Vengeful Decepticons turn Optimus Prime into a human thinking he will be easier to kill as a ‘flesh ling’. Now Optimus has to adjust to being a human as the threat of a Decepticon attack hangs over his head. Luckily the Autobots and Sam and Mikaela are...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Knight Life II: Out of the Past by CassieKnight reviews
Kitt returns in his second adventure as a human to discover that there are complications that take on several different forms. A strange girl claims to know him, but she's in more trouble than he and Michael thought. Sequel to Knight Life. R&R
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
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Cosmic Joke reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Human in law reviews
Movieverse. The concept of 'family' is a tricky one to define, especially when you add humans into the mix. Cosmic joke drabbles.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Maggie M., Optimus Prime
Roadtrip reviews
Movieverse/Crack- Nothing had prepared Mikaela's father, when he came face to optic with an Autobot femme with a thing for explosives. On the run from the law, he's now part of a strange road-trip headed for home, and maybe his heart. DallasxFlareup
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010