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Joined 01-13-09, id: 1803169, Profile Updated: 01-03-14
Author has written 26 stories for Doctor Who, Kingkiller Chronicle, BioShock, Borderlands, Avengers, Saints Row, Grand Theft Auto, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Lego Movie, PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, Red vs. Blue, Super Smash Brothers, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and Batman.

I have been a fan of fanfiction for a long time, so I decided to make an account to post stories of my own. I guess that everybody's story is pretty much like that.

I mainly write stupid funny stuff, but i like to think that i can be a bit dramatic and surprising sometimes...right?

I'm not really going to be that informative right here, but if you really want to keep up with me, just check my updates and posts.

Alright, that seems to be everything.

Whitepatch out!

(it's whitepatch because i have a white patch of hair)

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Nonsensical Gallery by Christopher Scott reviews
A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 138 - Words: 340,954 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Daydreams and Nightmares by lambentLodestar reviews
It's a weird sensation to fall asleep in California one day and wake up in Ylisse at the same time. Apparently my name is now Shanzira, and I'm trying not to die here. Came pretty close already. I need to brush up on my knowledge of this game; it's been two years since it came out, and being in college and all, I've had my hands full, what with animating. Robin, don't let me die!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,277 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 5/5/2013
A Day in the Life by smileplease91 reviews
Drabbles of Fire Emblem Awakening characters. Relationships, family, friends- perhaps even those whom we wished had supports but did not. Requests are back on! But please, one or two per person!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 322 - Words: 190,597 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 9/4/2014
Robin's Bulletin Board by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Messages from the group's Tactician to the Shepherds. Inspired/Idea Stolen from 'Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies'. Shorts.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Avatar/Robin
Here's To You by Motorchickensmile reviews
(NOTE: STORY ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) The year - 1948. The place - Arcadia City, USA. The man - Raghnall Clarence O'Reilly . . . better known by his friends as Ralph . . . better known by his coworkers at the Niceland Construction Co. as Wreck-It Ralph. One fateful decision - and his life is about to change forever. The story of Wreck-It Ralph, told in an Alternate Universe.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
The Law of Proximal Attraction by Redeeming Endeavor reviews
AU. Though they couldn't stand each other, they were forced to spend as much time together as their siblings. As science has proven, two polar opposites cannot stay in proximity before the force of attraction inevitably pulls them together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 240,173 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Roxas, Naminé] - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Reaching the Understanding by V-departed reviews
Before the journey, through their days laughing together, they finally found an... understanding. Oh, but let's be clear, the Master must never know. Seriously. Ven/Aqua/Terra, fluff, crack and spoilers for Birth By Sleep ahoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Aqua - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Mouse Who Would Be King by Organization VI reviews
The story of how Mickey Mouse became king of Disney Castle is not the fairy tale it may first seem.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,072 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - King Mickey, Minnie Mouse
Knight of Flowers by Zachere reviews
[Goofy x Aerith]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Goofy, Aerith G. - Complete
There Wasn't by Tabitha Dornoc reviews
[oneshot, KHII] Some small part in his mind told him it should have been harder, really, to capture the heralded hero of the keyblade... Axel gets Roxas back the good old fashioned way.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Axel, Sora - Complete
The Radiant Garden Tourism Committee by midori tsuki reviews
The Radiant Garden Reconstruction Committee is out of munny, so it's up to Yuffie to boost tourism.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Yuffie K. - Complete
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Teachings of the Bard reviews
"Welcome to the world of Fire Emblem Awakening. I'm here to make sure you don't die in a stupid way. If you listen to me, your death will be heroic and dignified." A different sort of Self-Insert story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,945 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, OC
Smash Cut reviews
The Smashers need someone to manage their image and keep track of their affairs. Who better to do that then the one person who has experience dealing with strange people: Robin! Robin has to meet with each individual Smasher while living his own personal life among them. Is everything as it seems? Is there something bad coming for the Smashers? Robin hopes it's not his problem.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,770 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Robin (M), Lucina]
Falling Slowly: A Love Story reviews
A Prequel to Wayward Son: The Claptrap Story. In a very unexpected place, Angel reconnects with someone she met when she was a child. Follow them as their relationship changes them, and how they inevitably love and lose one another...What a downer. It's more of a romantic tragidramady, but you can't list all of that here. Also, Claptrap does Pre-Sequel related stuff!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Guardian Angel, OC] Claptrap, Athena
The Unoffical Red vs Blue Musical Experience! reviews
Songs from various musicals adapted to fit various situations throughout the series! Suggestions Welcome!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015
Dear Chairman reviews
The Chairman writes to each of the Reds and Blues, hoping to buy them out.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015 - D. Grif, Sarge, Wash, M. Hargrove/Chairman - Complete
Going Native reviews
The Freelancers are divided up between the Reds and Blues.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2015
Fixer Upper reviews
Spin-off/Prequel to Decruited. The relationship between Robin and Lucina is filled with strange, harsh, hilarious, and confusing moments. A collection of snapshots about their transformation from an amnesiac with a skill at tactics and a time-traveler in drag to a loving family of three, ending in a musical sequence. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan
Rivals reviews
What if the rivals were different? What if different character were paired off? Here is how that might look, with every possible pairing that wasn't used in the game.
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014
Failed a SpotPass reviews
The Forgotten Prince, The Bastard Prince of Plegia, The Exalted Moon, The Explosive Merchant, Naga's Legacy, and The Spawn of the Conqueror. Six lost sheep, tied together by fate. Join them as they learn about the dark future they came from, as well as their duty to this new world. Spin-off of Decruited.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,174 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Yen'fay, OC
Wayward Son: The Claptrap Story reviews
Headshots, Sirens, Badasses, and that confusing little thing called humanity- One and a half years after the events of Borderlands II, Claptrap has been given the chance to become a hero and have people care about him. But things go wrong, as usual...(Human!fic)
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 110,951 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Claptrap, Patricia Tannis] Axton, OC - Complete
De-cruited reviews
After the defeat of Grima, Robin has been tasked with firing the different Shepherds. Join him as he lets each of them down as easily as he can.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 57,895 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
Uncle Sam reviews
Samson Jefferson was on the same squad as Allison Church.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Carolina, Director, Sarge, Tex/Allison - Complete
Playdate reviews
In which Lego Movie shipping is taken to it's logical extreme.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop, Benny
Twisted reviews
Ravio is about to do something very bad. A few other misunderstood souls appear to him in order to guide him. (Crossover with Twisted, among other things)(Song!fic)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Ganondorf, Ravio - Complete
Let it Go reviews
When he returned to the place all of this started, Simon realized that there was nothing stopping him from letting go of the memories that were hurting him. (Song!fic) (Crossover with Frozen)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Ice King - Complete
Down in the Hood reviews
Lamar reminds Franklin about the finer points of gang life. Franklin would have taken him more seriously if he hadn't broken into song.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Trevor P., Franklin C., Lamar D. - Complete
The Clown Has the Phone Box reviews
Somehow, the Joker managed to get behind the wheel of the TARDIS, and has very big plans on what to do with it. The Master and Clara form an uneasy alliance in order to restrain the Clown Prince. The question is, where is the Doctor and how could he let this happen?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - The Master, Clara O., The Joker
Badass In Hell reviews
AU. Nine years ago, Michael barely escaped with his life from a failed heist in North Yankton. We visit him now, living in Sandy Shores with his family. Companion piece to "Serve in Paradise"
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Michael D. - Complete
Serve in Paradise reviews
AU. Trevor took a deal with the FIB nine years ago in exchange for his life. We visit him now, living in Los Santos.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Trevor P. - Complete
Doctor Shark reviews
What if the Twelfth Doctor was a Shark?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Biggering reviews
As the Boss becomes the President, he reflects on his past actions, and attempts to justify them to the ghost of a friend, and to himself. (Songfic)
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - J. Gat, Boss/PC - Complete
The Reasons for a Lack of Assembling reviews
Tony Stark could use a friend after the Mandrian's forces attacked his house. Luckly, he should have the help of his good friends from the Avengers! The key word is "SHOULD"...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Nick F., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Possible Crimes of the Forgotten Doctor reviews
A crime so horrible you lose the right to your own name...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
Constants reviews
There is always a man, always a lighthouse, always a city...
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Sweet Nothings To the Wind reviews
A poem about Kovthe's life.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Kvothe - Complete
The Doctor meets the Poo reviews
There are some adventures that even the Doctor must walk away from... R&R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete