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You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

Hello0o00o!! the name's "k0k0". I'm 14 years old (so my mom told me). Well I'm a very random girl, so don't get surprise when we're talking and from all the sudden I say: goldfish, Twinklefluff, yada yada...and probably laugh if you say duty..jaja funny word ..people say I pretty much fucked up, but I don't give a toss what people say or think about me. I hate being bother (don't do it please it'll bother me and eventually hurt you =).I kind of bubbly and sometimes act like a retard, but hey!! that's why life is for huh? I spend my time reading, on the computer, sleeping, shopping, on the TV,yada yada...I'm pretty much into anime like Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach, YuYu Hakusho...and like to draw them too xD...loo0o0ve the japanese, russian, chinese, indian...cultures...will love to learn how to speak french, italian, russian, japanese, portuguese...I loo0oo0ve candy especially chocolate=d...I'm scare of spiders(they're some scary bitches)... creep out by Barnie,Teletubies,clowns, yada yada...I think spongebob is awesome...I love the night and sometimes the darkness(not gonna say I love it 'cuz when I'm walking around the house I hit my toes with a furniture and that shit hurts...a lot)...I listen to Marilyn Manson, Evanescences, Skillet, P!nk, The Fray, Jefree Star, Lady Gaga...yada yada ...the fact that most of my favorite singers are "rock stars" does means I don't like latin musik such as bachat, salsa, merengue, reggueaton...I love bachata and reggueaton...I like to dance...weeeeeeeeeell I guess this is it bye!!

OoOoOoOoOk ppl!!those who likes to read Shuro Chara! I have a friend who's writing this really awesome story. The pairing is Ikuto/Amu the name is Jinxed Life and the author is Jinxed Luck.. if you like that pairing go and check it out!!

~kokO

FAVORITE HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS:

REMUSxSIRIUS(all times favorite)

-SIRIUSxLUCIUS(they make a good couple)

-JAMESxLILY(perfect for each other)

-HARRYxDRACO(yep...breaking the crazy red-head fetish the Potters have)

-HARRYxSNAPE(love them)

FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRINGS:

SASORIxDEIDARA(all time favorite the most cute and sweet couple ever)

-ITACHIxSASUKE(HOT..sssssss)

-SHIKAMURUxTEMARI(they look cute together)

-KAKUZUxHIDAN(bloody adorable)

- PEINxKONAN(sweet)

-ITACHIxMADARA(again HOT)

-NEJIxGAARA(they just have the hot for each other)

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Deidara

2. Sasori

3. Hidan

4. Gaara

5. Orochimaru (pedo!)

6. Itachi Uchiha

7. Neji

8. Kakuzu

9. kisame

10. Naruto

11. Shikamaru

12. Haku

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
...uh, no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HELL!!YEAH(super hot)

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It'll be fucking funny and creepy but actually they both would be dead 'cuz Hidan will kill Haku and leave Kakuzu bleeding to death or Zabuza kill them both

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

nah no no...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
yes, but still Sasori always will be Deidara's

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I prefer five/ten, I could never imagine five/nine together! ewww!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

ewww!! neji will creep out and walk away if he ever seen Haku and Sasori having sex and probably will never use the Byakugan ever again. and I repeit ewwww!

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

no I freaking hate the pairing!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
hell no. Kakuzu would kill Dei.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

fucking hate it!!ewwwwwwww!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
maybe

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
Uh...I don't really know at least I draw him

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No...
Damn, Sasori/Hidan/Gaara...that could be intereting but wierd :S

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
SASKEEEE~!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Abba's Money Money Money, absolutely.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING:Yaoi,Rape,Language...don't like males on action don't read it.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

bore sighI've seen worst

20) How emo is Seven?
Way too fucking emo.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say MARILYN MANSON
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

this is sex

sex is a sensation

caused by temptation

when a guy sticks his location

into a girls destination

to increase population

for the next generation

do you get my explanation

or do you need a demonstration

black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

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Sweet Thing by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
When Our Eyes Met by Proud-to-be-Insane reviews
Chris is starting afresh in San Franscisco, hoping to leave his old life in New York behind. A new relationship is the last thing on his mind, but when he meets Wyatt Halliwell, he can't help wondering... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,690 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sweet Childhood Memories by allen.seizmik reviews
The prequel to 'Akatsuki High' and the story of Deidara's life. Follows the Akatsuki High characters from when they were kids all the way to their junior year. Rated M. Pairings, same as in Akatsuki High.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,702 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Forget Me Not by ItachiFanGirl24 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are madly in love. Then one day the blond just disappears, never to be found. Years later Sasori is happily married with two kids and his long lost lover comes back into his life. What's he suppose to do now? Rated M for lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
More than what meets the eye by Proud-to-be-Insane reviews
They were just brothers. At least that's all their family saw. But sometimes there can be more than what meets the eye...WyattChris incest. Contains slash and male pregnancy
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,973 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
The Ties of Friendship and Destiny by XxShawns Guardian AngelxX reviews
Seto is a college student living all alone. Why? Because that's the way it's always been. But when Atem enrolls in the same school and becomes his roommate, the real emotional battle begins. Friends? Rivals? Lovers? Destiny will decide their fate. AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,138 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/1/2008 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Burning by NeroAnne reviews
Deep down, they hated each other. Deeper down still, they lusted for each other. All the way down at the bottom…they loved each other. On top of all that, though, they envied each other. SLASH! Hardycest!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,562 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Don't Hold Back by Happii Haden reviews
Sasori lives off the street. He has a reputation of killing and is a supposed master mind theif. Deidara just recently ran away from his home. He is son of the famous Iwa Kenji, the owner of the famous building Tsuchi Inc. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Coffee Stains by oony reviews
As a hired hit man, Sirius Black's new target is dangerous to the Death Eaters' motives. The only thing he knows is age, gender, location, and the condition of werewolf. But that's not going to help him at an all werewolf school. AU. Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,249 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
I always get what I want by Killer of the Night reviews
Sasuke has a problem. He's in love! With who..Only the hottest, sadistic, black eyed demigod know to mankind. Pairings: ItaxSasu,KyuuxNaru,others. Slight OoCnessTHIS IS A YAOI STORY, in fact u r in a yaoi section. if u don't like don't read or flame!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,891 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Horny idiots by Zetai reviews
Akatsuki are insane and Orochimaru is a freak, so Itachi and Sasuke decide to leave that crap behind and go back to Konoha together. However, in a village with too many Uchiha fans and a hokage who is quite eccentric herself, they get more than they bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,648 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Marvelous Marauders' Adventures by kuragurl reviews
A dirty note leads Sirius to detention. McGonagall finds Sirius and Remus snogging. Bellatrix tries to announce that Remus is a werewolf. Sirius gets quite confused. Remus doesn't know how to handle his feelings... Shenannigans ensue. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Stylist by keikew reviews
Meet Sasuke, the new Marketing Executive of Uchiha Group, a large fashion conglomerate. He turns up to his first day of work in an oversized suit and last year's shoes. Appalled, Itachi finds Sasuke a personal stylist, but Naruto is so much more. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Can I Take Your Order? by KaidaKei reviews
Naruto just wants to get through the long day of working at McDonald's but his co-worker, Sasuke, has other ideas. Sasunaru, hints of Itanaru. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke and Naruto's Epic Sexy Adventure by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's first time, and the events that lead up to it. Prequel to Sasuke's Coupon Book, but can be read alone. Minor Neji/Gaara and Itachi/Deidara. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Made Out With A Rock Star by Destiel1994 reviews
Deidara-typical high school student. Sasori-Musician well on his way with his band Desert Puppets. One night brings these two spiraling towards one another SasoDei p.s. I suck at summaries so its better than the summary sounds lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Don't Give Up by fuelled by ramen reviews
When you finally find that one person who makes everything click the last thing you need is for them to give up. NARUSASU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The ABC'S Of Love by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Something is distracting the top student at The Academy, his grades are slipping. Uzumaki-sensei knows what it is, and he decides to take it away, despite the student's protests. yaoi smut etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living A Nightmare by Lost-Inside-You reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke's life a living hell, Raping him everyday, Making Sasuke go into depression, He tries everything to forget but the only thing that worked was cutting...What will Itachi do when he finds out, If he finds out that is...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sexy Stalker by Happii Haden reviews
Deidara is a 15 yr old high schooler. his boyfriend Itachi is possessive. what happens when Deidara is walking at night and is scared shitless causing him to run into our favorite sexy redhead, Akasuna Sasori? why does Deidara feel safer with Sasori?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,367 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mass Transit by Akiru chan reviews
Who knew love could bloom at the back of a New York City buss. Perhaps this was the magic of Christmas eve. AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Hometime by Amaya'chika'chan reviews
Deidara is given a particular mission to complete with the rest of the Akatsuki finally at home. What kind of problems will this cause for the blonde? Only chapter One, Two, Three have been revised. Yaoi, Akatsuki/Deidara, OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,340 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Sex School HIATUS by Rei Shiki reviews
A school were it is all about sex... Triangle love Itachi X Gaara X Neji. Many other couples: SasuNaru, ShikaSai, ShiKib, and OrochiKabu. Will try to update quicker. Also, expect some OOC I hate hearing how I don't know my anime characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Masquerade by smartcat reviews
Gift Fic. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself yet again covering for his uncle by attending a masquerade held for the social elite. When he arrives he meets a man in a raven mask. What can happen on a secluded island off the shores of Japan? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Bite or Not to Bite, that's the Question? by Briankrause reviews
WyattxChris. Wyatt has somehow found a way to bring Chris back from the future, but magical forces come to play, when the charmedones get themselves trapped in future and finds something about Wyatt, that Chris never mentioned, FULL SUMMARY INSIDE...
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,961 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
Britt's Torpedoes by soju-drip reviews
WARNING MATURE YAOI SLASH - Sometimes it only takes a look in the face of death to know how you feel about each other, and a good screw for a good idea.
Green Hornet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Britt R./The Green Hornet, Kato - Complete
Bring Me In From The Cold by Sound Shadow reviews
"Money can only get you so many things. Family isn't one of them." But it wouldn't stop Deidara from trying. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Honestly by Kyoko kitty-chan reviews
Chris has been constantly running from his brother. His brother who destroyed the world and his brother who wanted him to rule by his side. Chris just didn't realize that when Wyatt meant by his side, he meant as his lover. Warning: INCEST
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
Perfect Strangers by remuslives23 reviews
An anonymous encounter in a nightclub brings Sirius Black and Remus Lupin together in a tangle of sex, lies, and murder. Remus/Sirius, James/Lily. Written for the Marauder Big Bang. Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,926 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Shock or Suprise! by Briankrause reviews
WyattxChris Centric Fic, Everyone in the magicalkingdom knows about Wyatt&chris' realtionship and how they fought the PowersThatBe to be with each other and they have succedded but Is there a Speical reason for the Elders Not to accept this forbidden Love
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,352 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R. - Complete
I Won’t Be Your Winter by OldAccount1 reviews
Slash. WyattxChris. AU. Secrets are revealed when the Charmed Ones finally get sick and tired of Chris’s lies and decide to do something about it; they cast a spell and accidentally bring two little boys to the past and send Chris to the future.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 2/4/2008
Something Like Love by remuslives23 reviews
The night was perfect for secret rendezvous... The link to the art that inspired this fic can be found at my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Synergy by remuslives23 reviews
Synergy: the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. Pairing s : Remus/Sirius, mentions of past Remus/Dora, James/Lily. Warnings: Non-magic AU in which Teddy and Harry are the same age. Sexual situations. Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
The Halliwell's Come to London by Briankrause reviews
Warning Incest:This is a crossover of Charmed with Harry potter. Rated M - Contains Male/Male Action. Finally the charmedones can have a real vacation where they wont be disturbed by Magic/Demons or so they thought until Magic arrived in form of Hogwarts
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Wyatt H., Harry P.
Existence by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius isn't mad. He's insane and it's gotten worse since Remus was brought in the picture. Now, James doesn't know who to save, as they spiral into darkness. But what James doesn't understand is, they don't need to be saved. They just need each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Pictures says it all by papuruakuma reviews
One day Kakashi come to a meeting with team 7 and with him he has a very interesting picture... What's Naruto going to do when Sasuke discovers new feelings..?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rules of the Bathroom by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
SasuNaru AU Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enough With the Gay Jokes by natsukileeRKOlover reviews
Randy is the only one who knows Cody's secret. So the others continue the gay jokes. The good friend Randy slips and hurts Cody more than the others. Only Randy can make it up to Cody, which is good when Randy comes to his own realizations. oneshot slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Randy Orton - Complete
Fatherly Summons by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Sequel to 'They Never Saw It Coming' Harry goes to Malfoy Manor to meet Draco's parents and gets more than what he bargained for...DM/HP HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,143 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Free by Sound Shadow reviews
Sequel to Jail Bird. One year has passed since Deidara was sent to prison. Will he be destined to stay confined or will he break free? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,026 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
SasoDei The Price of Red by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara meets a seductive red head at a Night Club. Who is this mysterious man that goes by the name of 'Red? And why does he know so much about Deidara? Warning: Smut, Blood, Bondage, Abuse, etc X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Desperation of a Horny Werewolf by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
When you have one Remus Lupin, a rather horny werewolf, rushing to the dorms to relieve himself of a certain problem, some rather desperate measures will be taken if he's slowed down by a certain dog animagus that's only goal is to turn him on even more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Plus by Keono reviews
Deidara has to stay after class with his teacher, Mr. Akasuna and things go for an unexpected turn. Lemon, Yaoi SasoDei! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
What Sirius Wants by remuslives23 reviews
What Sirius wants, Sirius gets. But what if Sirius doesn't know what he wants? Written for isisanubis for her birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hey Sexy by ikkasyll reviews
SasuNaru. OneShot. "Hey, Sexy, look at me, let me dirty up your mind."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Working Overtime by doodlelover reviews
As the CEO of his own company, Naruto can only take so much from his Vice President. Sasuke has better things on his mind than working overtime in a stuffy office. Sasuke/Naruto, SasuNaru, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Leash by Sara Winters reviews
Remus knew it was only a matter of time before moving in with Sirius proved itself a bad idea. The problem was, he had no choice. He just had to make the situation work to his advantage. For the HPFC "Smutty Quote" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gender problems by messlady reviews
Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
WEDDING CRASHER by Briankrause reviews
SEQUEL TO: CHRIS DONT. Summary: Meet Rachel Burton, sexy, beautiful, a hottie and a naughty, she is what every guys ideal dream girl, Well every guy’s dream except Chris Halliwell, who dream was to be his brother...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 135,738 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Why? by Ketsueki aka Someone reviews
A story about Sasori being raped by Deidara. All the chapters are based on songs from Nega and The GazettE. M-Rated for reasons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bite Me, Yami! by DistanceBetween reviews
Bakura teases Ryou with lollipops and Ryou just can't take it anymore!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Sceleratus by IceCrome reviews
In four years, everything changes. AU. SasoDei. Rated for later chapters. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
The New Kid is a Rock Star! by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sasuke is a rock star, he's been in the business ever sine he could remember. Now his brother is making him finish high school in a public school. With fan girls and boys, drugs, drinking, parties, and a certain blonde involved, chaos ensues. Au NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,018 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasoDei Fangs and Fur by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori is a brown eyed vampire slaying werewolf, but what happens when a certain blue eyed Vampire slips a moon stone collar around his neck? Sasori might be stubborn, but Deidara is awfully seductive. But why does Deidara seem so familiar? Now has sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Moron by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempestuous Time Bomb by PteraWaters reviews
Angel and Spike try to keep their relationship a secret while dealing with an ever more erratic human Illyria. They must keep the ex-demon happy while they try to understand her new powers and find some way to get Fred back. After 'Origin of the Lies'.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Angel, Spike - Complete
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ankles by Edward222 reviews
Harry and Draco are stuck for god knows what reason...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The AP Chronicals: Story of the Akatsuki's Whore by RedSand reviews
Deidara has a lot of boyfriends, but he wants to narrow it down to one. Who will he choose? Itadei, madadei, Hidadei, Sasodei, lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Deidara
Till Death Do Us Part by ShadesofDeath reviews
sequel to High School Lie, Deidara and Sasori finish high school and college and finally start their lives, but twist always end badly. Character Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Big Doll House by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
After 5 years on the run, the 20 year old known as Akasuna Sasori is finally caught. More than just the cold steel bars of jail await him, old vicious enemies, new feared allies...and a hot blonde escape artist? Jail was nothing like Sasori expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Origin of the Lies by PteraWaters reviews
Connor makes an appearance in this 3rd installment of my Angel/Spike series, after 'Underneath the Grief'. Will the guys be able to save Angel's son from his fate using the info Spike gets from the Powers that Be? You'll have to read to find out!
Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Angel, Spike - Complete
A Little Yellow Creeper by Youngauthor27 reviews
Harry and Draco enjoy the peace and quiet of married life without children; but what will happen when the couple is saddled with just such a burden. Harry is forced to face his demons and Draco must learn to accept his husband. *Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Children of the Shadows reviews
'Do you believe in love at fifty-second sight? The moment I saw you, I can't explain it.I kept watching and watching and watching, until I realised I'd been watching for over a month and I can't stop.' RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Underneath the Grief by PteraWaters reviews
Together Angel and Spike must get through a funeral for a dear friend and find out more about the Senior Partners and their roles in the final Apocalypse. 2nd in my Angel/Spike series after "A Different Hole in the World".
Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Angel, Spike - Complete
A Safe Place by remuslives23 reviews
Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Hole in the World by PteraWaters reviews
Slightly AU starting at S5 - A Hole in the World. Spike has a vision of Fred's impending death. Will he and Angel be able to change her fate, or will she be doomed to death at Illyria's hands? Spike/Angel
Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,170 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 408,087 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Liquid Passion by darkalbino reviews
Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
The Simplest Things by Purple panda eater reviews
Non-Magical AU. Remus and Sirius are both lonely, bullied boys growing up on the outskirts of a harsh city. Remus has a troubled past and struggles with reading & Sirius' family are deep in debt with a local crime ring. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,854 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Concubine by blackstar42 reviews
Sasori's a vampire and finds a confused blond on the street who thinks he was born three thousand years before! How will Sasori react to this guy? SasoDei, yaoi. If you don't like, don't read please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Veracityrules reviews
Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs know that Moony is gay. But what they don't know is that this 7th year Gryffindor has a secret boyfriend and how will a certain 'straight' canine animagus react when he discovers them in a compromising position? MWPP: MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,473 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The SARA: Sirius Adores Remus Adorers by rry reviews
SEQUEL TO THE RAA. ...Finally. The gang is returning to school after Christmas Break and there are... A. loose ends to tie up, B. a mother to find, C. stalking to do, D. hearts to win over, and E. virginities to lose. RLSB, JPLE, maybe OCOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Make Me Bleed by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Changes and eternities by The Devil's Kin reviews
“Fine Potter! You want to know what is wrong with me?” he yelled. Looking like a wild animal going after his pray, he slowly stalked towrds me, but I did not move an inch... Leaning closer to my face, he whispered in my ear “I’m dead Potter” HP/SS Vampire
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,273 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Dream, My Love by Cloudsofsand reviews
Deidara is a young singer. Sasori is a manager. When Sasori see's Deidara perform at a club, he decides to manage Deidara. But Deidara will learn that becoming a rock idol isn't just picking roses. SASODEI YAOI, Lemon, Drugs, Anorexia, Suicide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The wakeup call by messlady reviews
What will happen when usually morning bird, or should I say puppet, oversleep one day? What will his blond lover do to wake him up? Read to find out. Just a little one-shot lemon. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Like a Broken Doll by BomberBrat reviews
Oneshot, takes place a week after the end of Obedience, Deidara said that he believed Sasori, but are all of their problems really solved. S/M kinky warning, lemon. M for a reason. Brat is back baby!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Fruit Bowl by Kharnla reviews
Bakura gets Ryou a fruit bowl for Christmas that leads to some questions on Ryou’s part. Bakura’s OOC a tad. Tendershipping. Lime. Bakura x Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Dear L by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Dear L, please get pregnant. At least then you'll be forced to eat healthy, stand straight, sit normally, and sleep like a normal person. Minus the morning sickness of course. Love, Light. SEQUEL to Dear Mello; Warnings: LightxL, mpreg, foul language, AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Don't Touch Me, un! by Gone4everAndaDay reviews
The Vampire Pein and his brothers, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Kisame band together to buy a birthday present for their hated little brother, Sasori. Sadly, Deidara is chosen as a pet. Poor him. It's a shame Sasori, under all his silence, loves rough bondage! RAPE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,752 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
SasoDei Hotel by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
The plot begins with Deidara's confession. After a talk with an old friend Sasori is persuaded to take Deidara to a festivle for a few days. Tobi is bought into the picture, causing Deidara to forget Everything! Unfortunately, also including Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Two becomes three by Life-in-motion reviews
Sasori And Deidara has just started a relationship when Deidara discovers that he is pregnant! How will Sasori react? And how is this even POSSIBLE! SasoDei, mPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exposed by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius helps Remus overcome his insecurities. Interlude from my 'Muse' AU Universe, but you don't have to have read the fic to understand this. Birthday Gift for DragonDi!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Glow by remuslives23 reviews
This Discussion had been a long time coming. Slash. Remus/Sirius. Inspired by the wonderful art by remeciel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Muse by remuslives23 reviews
Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,693 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All I Ask of You by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori only wants one thing. Deidara's total and utter submission. Is that really too much to ask for? Lemony goodness! Thanks from BomberBrat for 103 favorites!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dogs Don't Bite, but Wolves Might rewrite by Darkest Petal reviews
A wolf has started to protect Harry when ever he is in danger. Everyone wants to know what is up with this wolf, and who it it. Draco has a little secret that may kill him if the wrong person knows about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hate, love and the rest by Purple panda eater reviews
There was no doubt that Remus Lupin was having a bad day. He decided that it was definitely in the top 6 worst days of his life... RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,189 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
In Order To Gain, One Must Lose by Lost-Inside-You reviews
How...How could you do this to me?" Sasuke said as he added another cut to his arm, Tears flowing silently...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Of Plans, Diamonds and Stuffed Toys by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius Black’s Ultimate, Amazing, Stupendous Plan to Woo Werewolf Extraordinaire, Remus Lupin This Valentine’s Day." Will it work? Or will it fail? Includes stuffed toys, flowers, chocolates and diamonds. Read and review! RLSB SLASH!Mostly dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gang Love by SasuNaruAllDay reviews
Kyuubi is a gang leader and him and his gang are going to a new school that the Akatsuki go to. But Sasuke, the gang leader of Akatsuki, has eyes for Kyuubi's cute little brother Naruto. But Kyuubi loves Naruto more then just a brother.. SasuNaru KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,176 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Draco and Harry's fluffy anniversary dinner, followed by a hot, steamy evening, and a twist at the end! DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Never Dies by Lost-Inside-You reviews
Itachi and Sasuke are secretly in love with eachother but the thing is they don't know that the the other is too...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Manor Husbands by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
The End Of The Forbidden Series :O Set 15 Years Since They Entered The Hall :D Enjoy ! HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Required Lovers by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Sequel to Shrieking Secrets...they were caught...how did they cover? And what does chocolate sauce have to do with it? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
J'adore tes yeux by SilverCrescentX reviews
Neji and Sasuke are maids for the powerful Sabaku, but despite Neji's feelings, the Sabaku hates Sasuke. There has to be an underlying reason.... sluttyNejiSasu, GaaNeji, NaruSasu ALL PAIRINGS ARE MAJOR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cry by Lost-Inside-You reviews
A Narusasu Story...Sasuke loves Naruto, But thinks that Naruto hates him, So he plans to kill himself...Naruto trys to save him The summary sucks, I couldn't think of a good one...Slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Actions and Consequences by Youngauthor27 reviews
Our actions have consequences; Draco learns his lesson the hard way. ***/Slash/ All other warnings posted inside.***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Pleasures by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Harry and Draco land themselves in detention and Snape sends them to the Forbidden Forest for a root he needs, Harry and Draco alone in the forest...what could happen? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Face Down by Proud-to-be-Insane reviews
Chris didn't do stupid things. He didn't act out, or rebel like so many other teenagers in his school. And yet he'd gotten himself pregnant by someone he barely knew and he was only sixteen - what was he going to do? Chris/Wyatt slash, Mpreg. Non-magic.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
My babysitter, my crush, my lover by Mirenai-chan reviews
The rewritten version :D much longer and a really , really long lemon so please read and review ... the title says it all hot babysitter gets seduced by blond boy; heavy lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
They Never Saw It Coming by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Harry's been sneaking off...but with who? Ginny saw it coming, but Ron and Hermione? They Never Saw It Coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naked by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius wins more than Galleons at the beach. Written for the Speed Pronz Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
PedoSasoXNekoShotaDei by RedSand reviews
As the name implies :P Just a sasodei lemon, but at least it's something
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Shades of Darkness by Lady of the fog reviews
What happens when Sasuke joins the Akatsuki instead of joining Orochimaru, and he finds himself sharing a room with his sexy older brother? Find out here! I suck at these...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,228 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Brat by RedSand reviews
Horny blondes really shouldn't become maids for rich, semi-goth redheads. Especially when said redheads already have masochistic clingy boyfriends. Sasodei, Sasohida, Kakuhida later, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Sweet Sixteen - Sasodei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
It's Deidara's sweet 16 birthday and Sasori has a birthday surprise for Deidara that he will never forget. Smut one shot! A birthday fic for Redsand! Very Hard Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dance With Me by ShadesofDeath reviews
Sasori's a new dance teacher, Deidara's a student, and Itachi's a depressed physco. Abuse, mentioning of Yaoi, SasoxDei ItaxDei Characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mhm My Punishment by Hiro-Urahara reviews
Yaoi! SessInu Lemons. Inuyasha gets punished and doesn't seem to mind the treatment.Its rated M for a reason!One-shot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Master by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU! A retelling of the Beauty and the Beast fairy tale. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Busted by 66Witch reviews
This is about how the boys got caught plus some events before, which lead to that point. WyattChrisLovestory.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,991 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Wyatt H., Chris H. - Complete
A Long White Gown by Youngauthor27 reviews
It's Harry and Draco's wedding! That's all I'm going to say. ; Part three of the Dress-Up series *All warnings posted inside.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Why Sirius Should Not Be Allowed Near A Computer by remuslives23 reviews
Remus learns the hard way why Sirius Black should never be allowed near a computer. Drabble for duck or rabbit as a thank you. Very mild M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Eternal by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Back when Deidara first joins the Akatsuki, our little blonde is having trouble adjusting to his new life and his new partner. With an apathetic Sasori leaving him in tears, will Deidara ever be able to adjust? SasoDei, DeiSaso yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Love Song by ShadesofDeath reviews
they work at a music store, they both were in love with eachother, but neither never knew, until one night, when one song brings them close togehter. Characters Masashi Kishimoto slight shonen-ai SasoxDei oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Chemistry by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara lusted after Mr. Akasuna all through his senior year, but while he was his student, that goal unattainable. Three years later their paths cross once again. Sometimes you have to have to deal with not always getting what you want.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,673 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Big Sasodei Smutfest! by RedSand reviews
Just a big ol' Sasodei smut fest for y'all! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fairy Tale by ShadesofDeath reviews
my crack at humor, SasoxDei, characters: Masashi Kishimoto title explains everything all other chacters belong to rightful owners
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Happiness by ShadesofDeath reviews
the sequel to The Perfectionist Perfect, they go and visit Pein for christmas Characters Masashi Kishimoto yaoi, slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Little Black Dress by Youngauthor27 reviews
Draco finally decides on what to give Harry for their anniversary. *This is a Oneshot sequel to 'A Simple Black Corset'. Warnings for Alcohol Use/Coarse Language/Slash/Graphic Sexual Content H/D /and Cross-dressing. AU: NOT Cannon Compliant*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrestling by Youngauthor27 reviews
There comes a time in every parent's life, that one horrific moment when... *Rated M for Graphic Sexual Content/ Coarse Language/ Alcohol Use/ and Slashy goodness of course. AU/PWP* Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scare Me To Death by ShadesofDeath reviews
graveyard's and blood, what could happen? Vampires can happen. SasoxDei characters: Masashi Kishimoto oneshot, sorry i'm forgetful!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki's Eater by ShadesofDeath reviews
what happens when Tobi wants to celebrate Easter? read and you will find out Character: Masashi Kishimoto mention of Yaoi, humor. randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Perfectionist's Perfect by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara is now taken under Sasori's wing till he gets the ropes. But how will Deidara's father handle it when his son falls in love with his coworker? characters Masashi Kishimoto AU ya'll voted for the business man sotry so here it is!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art and Life by Youngauthor27 reviews
After the war, everyone begins to move on with their lives; everyone except Harry. Will Draco find a way to help his lover through his depression, or will he lose Harry to his own inner demons? *Sequal to Love Wins* *All Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sasori Of The Motherland by RedSand reviews
Another average day in Sasori and Kakuzu's little Russian shack, untill a certain blond shows up out of nowhere. Sasodei, KakuzuxfemHidan, yaoi, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
A Simple, Black Corset by Youngauthor27 reviews
Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Wins by Youngauthor27 reviews
Harry lets one relationship go to salvage another; but what happens when both dissolve? Will his love be enough to start again? * AU:This story is NOT cannon compliant. All warnings posted inside.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heat by Polaris N'reath reviews
Naraku finds out about the only way of making Sesshoumaru bow down to him, will he take it? And what happens when he finds out that he's a father? Mpreg *Under Construction*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sesshomaru, Naraku
Sadism by deideiblueeyez reviews
Deidara the victim, Sasori the master with his twisted sense of love and ideas of how to bend his partner's will to submit. Lemon, yep. My first yaoi pairing ever, so review if you like this stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jail Bird by Sound Shadow reviews
Prison was everything and nothing like Deidara expected. SasoDei plus other side pairings. Mostly focused on Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forbidden Love by ShadesofDeath reviews
Sasori is a the son of a rich family, but is now living with his grandma. Deidara is a servant who has been beaten and abused. Luck brings them together, and luck breaks them apart. character: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Best Valentine's Day Ever by MiyAsuka reviews
Tendershipping. AU. Some lemon flavored chocolate for Valentine's Day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Phobia This! by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara never believed in Vampires, well thats about to change... characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Criminally Insane by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Set in modern times. Sasori and Deidara as C.S.I.’s. A number of murders have been committed by a criminal duo and it’s up to the C.S.I. team to figure out who they are, why they’re doing it, and how to stop them. SasoDei, mystery couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blood Bonds by RedSand reviews
Deidara was a vampire hunter, Sasori was a vampire. It was impossible for them to fall in love, right? Sasodei, Kakuhida, yaoi, character death, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Short Stories With Tragic Endings by Sound Shadow reviews
Life is too short to waste. Change is too late. Time is not enough. Warning: Drug use, swearing and death. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Crush by Childofthesand reviews
okay differ summary. Gaara has a huge crush on Neji but not sure if Neji feels the same. Sasuke hates Gaara and Gaara don't know why. As much as Gaara like Neji he finds himself fallin for someone else. okay by the way this is an AU fiction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Sunshine In The Rain by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has a few 'problems', can Dr. Akasuna fix them, or will they destroy them both. AU warning:Dark, Childabuse, rape, drug abuse, suicide, maybe gore later on IDK characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet perverts! by PaperDollsandCrimsonRoses reviews
After a mission, sasori wakes up to nothing. His cheerful team mate deidara was not in his bed on the opposite side of the room. What will happen if deidara makes him breakfast in bed. Sasodei, yaoi, rated M for man smex and stuffz! I suxz at summarys! XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Secret Temptations by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's a typical college student... With a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks him everywhere. Then there's the redhead that shows up at his work everynight... The blonde has stalkers. And both want him for their own. SasoriXDeidara. SasukeXDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Spells and Mishaps by Starry Wonders reviews
A demonic spells hits Chris, making him act very strange, especially towards Wyatt....Warnings: This story deals with Slash and Incest. If you are offended by them, please don’t read the story.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R. - Complete
Forever Danna by RedSand reviews
/Sequal to Good Night Danna/ One time is all it takes, but what could a puppet like Sasori and someone as young as Deidara know about what would effect the rest of their lives? character death, Sasodei, Kakuhi, ZetKonan, Kisaita, OCxTobi, MPreg, D-O-N-E!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sasori's Magical Birthday Threesome by RedSand reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, but Deidara didn't get him anything, so what can the blond get his danna? How about a hot threesome with him and Itachi! Sasodei with Itachi, twoshot, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Love Detention by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has to serve his detention with the worst teacher ever, Mr. Akasuna, what will happen when things are said? warning: Yaoi! characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shattered by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Sequel to Forgotten Children. How many times will he break before he finally shatters? Medication only helps so much... He needs love. And Sasori is there to give it to him. SasoriXDeidara ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
High School Lie by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara wants to get into a famous art school, but to do so, he has to dress as a girl. He ends up getting a room with Sasori, what will happen when Sasori finds out that Deidara is a boy? I dont own Naruto, all chacters belong to their owner, SasoXDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Red Velvet Secrets by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke keeps something secret hidden under his bed, and he panics when Itachi offers to "fix it". You'll see! ItachiXSasuke, uchihacest, hotness, and adult stuff. Very graphic, not a oneshot, but I will keep it somewhat short.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Lessons by RedSand reviews
Sasori was a washed up rock star, Deidara was a kid who wanted to learn how to play guitar. It wouldn't be too hard for the two to fall in love. Sasodei, eventual lemon, mild language, yaoi, Slovak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Forgotten Children by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's lover is suddenly killed and he is being blamed. A red headed detective comes to save him though and prove he is innocent. But is he really all that innocent? Full summery inside. SasoriXDei NarutoXGaara YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,040 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art Class by RedSand reviews
Amazing the things that'll happen when you have to paint a nude portrait of someone. Sasodei, Kakuhi, Zettobi, and a very satisfying lemon at the end. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ladders Make Me Horny by icefire-lioness reviews
SB contemplates all the things that turn him on. So far he’s got ladders, calculators, textbooks, chequered shoelaces, and teddy bears called Angus. Oh yes. And Remus Lupin. PETER IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
My boyfriend is my rapist by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
The sequel to the alley, after the 'moment' he has with sasuke naruto finds out that sasuke is being accepted back to school, what troubles will sasuke cause for naruto? Read to find out ppl!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Riding Lessons by albe-chan reviews
Sirius' stay at a ranch to learn to ride turns into learning to ride a whole different way after meeting a sexy stable hand. Basically SMUT with a plot. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. AU. RemusSirius. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mistletoe by remuslives23 reviews
James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The alley by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
A oneshot for a certain reviewer who is also my favourite, hope all you yaoi fans like it XP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Wonderful Life by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Sasori has raised Deidara since the day he was born. Now Deidara's a junior in high school and they're lovers. But will a few unfinished things from the past and new problems in the present ruin their love? SasoDei, OCsxOCs, yaoi, lemons. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Wyatt and Chris meets the Latter Day boys! by Briankrause reviews
Wyatt and Chris Centric. Chris was bit shocked to find a stranger kiss Wyatt in Public, not to mention he was a guy. but things get more hectic around the manor when these strangers show up at the doorsteps, since Christian and Wyatt are like twins..UPDAT
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
Super Naruto 3: The Reason Why by NephilimBetch reviews
Have you ever wondered how Sasuke began to be gay? Have you ever needed reasons for many things in Naruto and then needed a CATACLYSMIC ENDING? Well here we are. WARNING: may end up containing hardcore lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Let Me Be Your Hero by Tsurumi Uchiha reviews
Sasuke is in love with his brother. Itachi's in love with him too. Sasuke always though of his brother as his hero, and it turns out to be that way in the end. ItaXSasu yaoi lemon beauty talking
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chris DON'T by Briankrause reviews
incest. Chris always had a feelings for Wyatt, feelings he's not suppose to have, but he never revealed them not until Chris and Wyatt attend a party where Chris gets drunk enough to lose his commensense to admit to WYatt how he really feels. COMPLETE..
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,782 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Yaoi, Please by Lazuline reviews
Ch.4: Neji and Gaara have been harboring secret feelings for each other, but have no idea how to express them. So when the sophomores' class trip to a resort comes around, will the hot springs loosen them up enough to get together? oneshots
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
A Puppets Heaven 2: A Sculpter Gets His Wings by RedSand reviews
The Sequal to my greatest story ever, A Puppets Heaven. Now Deidara has come to heaven, but finds out being with an angel, and being an angel itself, is harder than it seems. not a oneshot. Last chapter contains yaoi. LOTS of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Proposition by nikki7716 reviews
Ryou returns home from a class trip to meet a horny Bakura and someone with a proposition. Bakura x Ryou x Seto LEMON and YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
A Puppets Heaven by RedSand reviews
A oneshot about Sasori spying on Deidara while he's in heaven. Sequal's up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Can I? by Rice-Ball247 reviews
While students studied, preparing notes and completing homework for the next day, Harry Potter was getting a whole, 'nuther kinda education from one Draco Malfoy. But Harry no longer wants a casual shag. He wants romance. Can Draco provide it? oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
A day with the Akatsuki by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
What REALLY happens between missions. Second chapter now up! Yaoi, crackness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Always Together FOREVER by Briankrause reviews
WyattxChris Centric. THREESHOT STORY. Its about...well why dont you guys read and find out yourself. COMPLETE
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
20 ways to annoy Itachi by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
This is basically a crack story we wrote when we should be finishing our other story. kinda funny
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Cerezas by Maruychan reviews
Desde que Sasori trajo un kilo de esta fruta a la guarida de Akatsuki, todos los miembros se obsesionaron con ellos. para preservarlas, Sasori las esconde en un sitio secreto y Deidara encuentra un uso alternativo para esta fruta. Lemmon, Yaoi. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Wyatt and Chris by OldAccount1 reviews
This story is about Wyatt and Chris.Their whole family knows about Wyatt and Chris,they found out because Chris found out he was pregnant,who knew male witches could get pregnant? COMPLETE!
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Week, Two Weeks, Three Weeks, Four by Wasted And Ready reviews
You could still see the little scar by his Adam's Apple. Rated M for sex. Wincest. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Fixing the Future by Pick your posion reviews
Sequel to 'What next'. Wyatt goes to the past to try to save Chris and his unborn child. Can he do it? Or is Chris and his baby meant to die? WyattxChris.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Times of Change by ejb2987 reviews
When Chris developes new powers out of nowhere life starts to get interesting. Has Incest,slash, and all that Jazz.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Never Deny by Starry Wonders reviews
WyattChris Slash, Incest. Wyatt discovers that he is unable to say no to Chris...
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R. - Complete
Secret Snog by Demonsblade reviews
[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Happy Christmas Ending by Mariann's reviews
Slash SBRL first time fic AU It all really started on Halloween 1981 Two Marauders silently pine for each other, but not much longer completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dr Strangelust by MidniteMarauder reviews
or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank Thirteen year old Remus discovers that his education has been sorely lacking. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Snowy Day by MidniteMarauder reviews
There's something special about a first kiss that makes the journey almost as memorable as the kiss itself. A RemusSirius story inspired by the lovely artwork of Marta.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bitter Jealousy by Silver Wolf Eyes reviews
SLASH SR Sirius's life seems to be missing something, but it isn't until they are invited to America by an old friend who starts hitting on Remus does Sirius know why. Remus isn't his... but can he ever be? {COMPLETED}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete