You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or find merchandise .
Hello0o00o!! the name's "k0k0". I'm 14 years old (so my mom told me). Well I'm a very random girl, so don't get surprise when we're talking and from all the sudden I say: goldfish, Twinklefluff, yada yada...and probably laugh if you say duty..jaja funny word ..people say I pretty much fucked up, but I don't give a toss what people say or think about me. I hate being bother (don't do it please it'll bother me and eventually hurt you =).I kind of bubbly and sometimes act like a retard, but hey!! that's why life is for huh? I spend my time reading, on the computer, sleeping, shopping, on the TV,yada yada...I'm pretty much into anime like Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach, YuYu Hakusho...and like to draw them too xD...loo0o0ve the japanese, russian, chinese, indian...cultures...will love to learn how to speak french, italian, russian, japanese, portuguese...I loo0oo0ve candy especially chocolate=d...I'm scare of spiders(they're some scary bitches)... creep out by Barnie,Teletubies,clowns, yada yada...I think spongebob is awesome...I love the night and sometimes the darkness(not gonna say I love it 'cuz when I'm walking around the house I hit my toes with a furniture and that shit hurts...a lot)...I listen to Marilyn Manson, Evanescences, Skillet, P!nk, The Fray, Jefree Star, Lady Gaga...yada yada ...the fact that most of my favorite singers are "rock stars" does means I don't like latin musik such as bachat, salsa, merengue, reggueaton...I love bachata and reggueaton...I like to dance...weeeeeeeeeell I guess this is it bye!!
OoOoOoOoOk ppl!!those who likes to read Shuro Chara! I have a friend who's writing this really awesome story. The pairing is Ikuto/Amu the name is Jinxed Life and the author is Jinxed Luck.. if you like that pairing go and check it out!!
FAVORITE HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS:
REMUSxSIRIUS(all times favorite)
-SIRIUSxLUCIUS(they make a good couple)
-JAMESxLILY(perfect for each other)
-HARRYxDRACO(yep...breaking the crazy red-head fetish the Potters have)
FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRINGS:
SASORIxDEIDARA(all time favorite the most cute and sweet couple ever)
-SHIKAMURUxTEMARI(they look cute together)
-NEJIxGAARA(they just have the hot for each other)
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!
5. Orochimaru (pedo!)
6. Itachi Uchiha
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It'll be fucking funny and creepy but actually they both would be dead 'cuz Hidan will kill Haku and leave Kakuzu bleeding to death or Zabuza kill them both
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
nah no no...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
I prefer five/ten, I could never imagine five/nine together! ewww!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
ewww!! neji will creep out and walk away if he ever seen Haku and Sasori having sex and probably will never use the Byakugan ever again. and I repeit ewwww!
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.
no I freaking hate the pairing!!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
fucking hate it!!ewwwwwwww!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING:Yaoi,Rape,Language...don't like males on action don't read it.
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
bore sighI've seen worst
20) How emo is Seven?
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
You say BABY PINK
this is sex
sex is a sensation
caused by temptation
when a guy sticks his location
into a girls destination
to increase population
for the next generation
do you get my explanation
or do you need a demonstration
black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."
Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Aw fuck it."
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"
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