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Joined 01-13-09, id: 1803380, Profile Updated: 04-19-12
Author has written 8 stories for Skip Beat!, Twilight, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, and Vampire Knight.

My Deviant art account that has some pics of the OC characters and such. Just starting out. The name is GirlX901. Hope you enjoy them, here is the URL: http://girlx901.deviantart.com/

Here's some facts about me!

Gender: female

Age: None of yous beezwax!

Height: Uhh...i'm taller than my older sisters!

Things or people i like: Toshiro Hitsugaya, dancing (Ballet mostly), singing, reading, writing (DUR!) chocolate, cookies, pie (mmm, pie), whip cream (OR BOB), hot chocolate, and other things i'll put down when i think of them.

Things or people i dislike: Momo Hinamori (DIE BITCH DIE (Of course i'm a bit nice to her just keep her away from Toshiro and we're good)) and i think that's it- oh no wait i also don't like Voldemort.

Shoutouts:(I'll make more!)

My first shoutout is to

Chained Stone Gargoyle- my best friend! We met here and became great friends! She's one of the coolest people you'll ever know!! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!!! LOVES YOU!

Trainheartnet13 - who is my best friend! I got her addicted to Fanfiction. We've been best friends ever since I got used to the idea she has bigger boobs than I do. LOVES YOU GIRL!!

I love writing. I'm hoping of one day being a writer and showing my ideas to other people. I take interest in a lot of other peoples stories and i hope that you find mine interest as well.

All men are like parking lots. The good ones are always taken and the rest are handicapped.
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Love, Hate, Life, Death, war Peace. Are they just words? What do they mean? What emotions do they hold? Why do they matter?

Okay so i LOVE ANIME!! So i put the ones i lovve in order.

Bleach:

okay the couples i love in the story are Hitsugaya and Karin!! Ichigo and Senna!! Renji and Rukia!! Ulquiorra and Orihime!! Chad and Tatsuki!! Yuzu and Kenpachi or Nel and Kenpachi!! Yuzu and Hanatoru!! Matsumoto and Gin or Kira!! Hinimori and Kira!! Yoruichi and Urahara!! Okay the couples that will never happen. Hitugaya and Hinimori. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!! over my dead body before that would happen!! Okay they are like siblings, it is wrong. and she's a whiny bitch that needs to get a life. Seriously she needs to get a life, she needs to get over Aizen and personaly i want her to actually kill Aizen. I want her to be happy but not with Toshiro!! and the Yoruichi and Soi Fon No never!! oh and the Kenpachi and Unohana sorry but i think that's a little weird. Oh and that's just a bout it.

My favorite character: Girl: Karin Kurosaki!! Boy: Toshiro Hitsugaya!!

Skip Beat!:

SHO SHOULD DIE!! he is evil, but of course he deserves love just not with Kyouko. Kyouko and Ren all the way. Also Reino deserves someone too. I love her demons they are soo cool! Okay Reino is HOT! to bad he's evil but then again...HOTTER!! I want Ren and Kyouko to get together but somebody needs to love Reino too!

My favorite character: Girl: Kyouko (DUH!) Boy: Reino (SQUEE!)

Ghost Hunt:

I LOVE this anime and story: the couples are obvious MaiXNaru (Narcissistic bastard) BouxAya MasXJohn (He can change it a bit to get married) YasuXMadoka. And LINX...i'll figure that out later. (He's hot though.) I love the cases they go on, i can watch them and be biting my nails as i do. It's soo scary...no not really, but you get the idea. I kinda wonder more about Mai's past and my poor poor Gene. I wish they could have a case where they go to Mai's house and it's her parents haunting her. That'd be cool. Oh and by the way Naru...YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO POOR MAI! "You don't love me...you love my brother." BULL SHIT YOU DUMB ASS! I SHOULD HURRY UP AND MAKE THE INVENTION TO GET INTO STORIES AND ANIMES AND KICK YOUR SORRY BEHIND! YOU'D BEST FIX IT YOU NARCISSISTIC BASTARD!!!!! *scary face* OR ELSE!

My favorite character: Girl: Mai Boy:Lin

STORIES: DO NOT STEAL!

Substitute: She will follow in her brothers footsteps. She will take on obsticals. She will have more knowledge than he did. She is the new substitute. HitsuKarin. KenYuz T for now may change.

Basically it's about Karin going to the soul society. She is trained and she has some grudge against Ichigo. Her and Toshiro become great friends and then the friendship turns to something more. Then something has them test their friendship. Years later Yuzu meets Kenpachi. Pairings: Hitsurin, Kenzu, Ichnna, Renkia, and maybe some more.

Karins necklace URL: http://www.makoosh.com/fashion-designer-necklaces-1/pistachio-pretty-butterfly-necklace-2808.htm

See You Again: Abbideil was getting tired of her friend just moping around. so she decides to take matters into her own friends and make Bella a guardian. Where is this new school the Cullens will be going to and just what exactly is Bella guarding.

Abideil (pronounced AbEA delle) is an OC whom is also a princess. She met Bella when young and when she finds out Jacob and Edward hurt her she asks her to be a guardian. Bella becomes friends with Abbideils friends: Yuuki, Belle or Bell (She's French and an Indian), Melody and some others. Bella has to go through some hardships with a war against Victoria and a war against a mysterious evil. What happens when Bella sees Edward again. Does she run into his arms as a lover or does she run into his arms holding her bloody chain? Parings: Zeruuki, Edwella, Jacelle, Kanody, Toudeil, Twilight cannons and more!

This is Gonna be Hell: Meet Rima, Mai, and Noi. Best friends of Haruhi. What happens when they go Ouran and run into the Host club. Oh man this is gonna be hell. KyoyaXoc HikaruXOC MoriXOc i dont own anything.. OH JUST READ IT.

Mai Leigh has a weird past. Izumi Noi was abandoned. Rima Sonia was disowned. Haruhi's mother died. Now they go through funny times and dramatic times with the host club. Noi loves Hikaru but he loves Haruhi who loves Tamaki but wont admit it. Tamaki loves Haruhi but is to damn dumb to realize it. Rima loves Kyoya but doesn't realize it and he sees past her at times. Mai loves Mori but he needs his attention on Hunny. With a huge yet funny dept the people get closer and love may prevail! Lets read to find out. Parings: Tamhi, Hunko, Kaoenge, Hikoi, Kyoma, Moai.

The Angels Lullaby: Meet Ichigos twin sister, Angel.She starts having adventures with her brother, and she meets the one that loves fighting Ichigo. Funny how even though he starts wanting to fight her she falls in love with him. Will love bloom or will it fade like lullaby

Razuberi Angel is Ichigos younger twin sister. As her brother lost his smile, her dark haired sister lost her tears, her youngest sister lost her strength and she lost her belief in her own name and person. As she trains in the soul society where only two people knows she's Ichigos twin she is put under Kenpachis watchful eyes she feels a spark. He feels it too. People find out who she is and Kenpachi wants to fight. Karin and Yuzu are kidnapped. "THERE'S MORE OF YOU!!!" and her best friend rises from the dead. Parings: Ichienna, Kengel, Hitsurin, Byauzu,Shuukuma, Renruki.

Return Home: (COMPLETED) (TO BE REVISED) Kyoko is going on Vacation for two weeks so she decides to go home to her old town. Little does she know Sho Fuwa shows up and so does everybody else for shootings, and recording...and yes president and Maria are on vacation too. New Charector 2

Kyoko comes home and is shocked and mad to find Sho home. Sora turns it into a party and then a bunch more people that know Kyouko show up. Well shit! NowSora is scheming up some Renko and Sho is getting in the way. Easy enough Sora beats Sho. ...then beagle gets in the way. Ren and Kyouko get into some almost kiss scenes and why does Kyouko feel like shes been kissed? Also whos Jake? COMPLETED! Thinking of redoing after finishing Substitute.

New Home: Sequel to Return Home! Kyouko and Sora have moved to Tokyo. Kyouko has a new movie and Sora is facing the death of her true love. Soon though Kyouko will be turning 18 and Sora has to tell her about her father. KyoXRen and ReiXOC a bit

Kyouko gets a new role as an assassin, guess whos her costar. Sora is losing her voice and her life all itself as she fades away from the loss of her beloved Jake. Kyouko wonders on her weird feelings towards Ren and Sora wonders why that damn beagle is helping her. Will Kyouko realize its love? Will Sora come to life again? Will Ren realize that his love towards Kyouko should not be chained? Does beagle love Sora? and the biggest question of all who is going to beat up Sho? Tune in next time of NEW HOME! Parings: Renko, Reira also can be called Bera. Oh and now the moment that will shock most Shoori (he needs a bit of love too I suppose)

Follow the Tail: "Bara clan? What's that?" "It's a clan that was wiped out by Orochimaru. Only three survived, they were the daughters of the head of the clan." "You mean that idiot, the punk, and the...other one?" "O.o'" "That would be them." GarraXOC NejiXOC KakashiXOC

Mai is the eldest and a pervert at that. Rima is the middle and and idiot. Noi is just a punk who will steal your wallet given the chance. Three sisters who have thier clans death in their hearts. A clan who had animal genes in their blood which gave them animal structures. Tails, ears, wings, fins, you name it. Mai is a red fox. Rima is a panther and yet she is called Kitty...and hates it. Noi is a racoon...figures. As Mai still has nightmares of her clans destruction and of her dead brother she also has to deal with an annoying silver haired partner and teaching her team to fight well. Rima is trying to prove she's not an idiot...but not doing well. She's still loved though. Noi is trying to steal more wallets and possessions of others and also trying to figure out why that boy has love scarred in his face. also who the hell is Pretty Princess and why is Rima so in infatuated with..him?! Parings: Narnata, Saikura, Kakai, Nejima, Gaaoi, and much much more.

HERE ARE SOME FUNNY THINGS and OTHER THINGS:!!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!

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(BOLD the ones you are.) ones in () are my own personal additions!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Although for me that is kinda true, but that's because i have to babysit kids all day long! grr!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Butterfly by crazy town
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Runaway Avril Lavigne (Yah a bit)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Gold Digger, by Kanye West (OH YA!)
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Do it To it by Cherish feat. Young bloodz
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? It did by Brad Paisley
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Never Think by Rob Pattison (It‘s a kinda odd song with him singing but I like it!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Exceptional by JoJo
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The worlds greatest by R. Kelly (Haha that’s for you SHAN and Kt)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Stuck by Stacie Orrick (I HATE BEING SUCK!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? Haters by Hilary Duff (Yeah basically)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Who will save your soul by Jewel (...does that mean i'll go into religion?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Realize by Colbie Caillat (Well that’s ironic is it not?)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Beautiful by Eminem (sigh…really?)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Best I ever had by Drake (uh no…well maybe)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? 3 by Britney Spears (Oh HELL NO)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Far away by Nickelback (…sad song!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday by Nsync. (…WHAT?! I need some cheering up every once in a while!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? We can get there by Mary Griffin from Coyote Ugly soundtrack. (WELL COYOTE UGLY IS AN AWESOME MOVIE)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Our song by Taylor swift (NO ITS NOT)
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Take me under by O-town (REALLY?!)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? All of your love by hello goodbye (I LOVE THIS SONG!)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Hook up by Katy Perry (Well her blue hair in the pic on my ipod makes me laugh sometimes…mostly cuz I want hair like that
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Trouble(Acoustic) by Pink (It doesn’t make my cry persey but when I am in trouble I cry)
WILL YOU GET MARRIED? All I ever wanted by Chuck Wicks (YES!)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Hard(Feat. Young Jeezy) by Rihanna (…..)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? City is ours by Big Time Rush (I LOVE YOU LOGAN!!!)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Angel by Natasha Bedingfield (…okay?)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Lessons learned by Carrie Underwood (That does hurt a bit.)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. (I cry when I listen to this!)

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BestFRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Boy, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'Its because your gay isn't it?'

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." ...

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!" (oh memories)

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Would you do this for me?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

I hear your silence loud and clear

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Hogwarts Rules

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. SHUT UP! NORMAN PWNS!

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." But what if he is?

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. DAMN IT!

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." That. Was. EPIC!

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. Dun dun. Dun-dun dun dun. dun. DODADO! DODAOOOO! DODADO, DODO! (Mission Impossible Theme Song.)

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. BURN!

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.can i use it to make the world a better slytherin free place?

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will refer to Professor Umbridge as such.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) Professor Umbridge will

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" ~No author given

Another Friend and Best Friends, some repeats

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDP

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process with chick in arms

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your girlfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till she blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this
Best Friends: Will repost this crap

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

+Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"

+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

+picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them

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Draw Me In by Prolific Novice reviews
She hates crowds, he causes them. He's looking for the one, while she's just looking for the nearest exit. "You humble me." "Yeah, well. Alice and Rose don't care about you, either. Go be humbled by them." Set in England, awkward hilarity and (eventual) fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,047 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
After The War by NovelLady reviews
Remus Lupin survived the war at great personal cost. His wife no longer remembers their years together, his son is being raised by a grandmother who hates him and his body has betrayed him. The story of Remus Lupin after the Last Battle, his friendship with his former enemy, his bond with Harry, being a father his precious son deserves. And against all odd will true love prevail?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,938 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Remus L., Severus S., N. Tonks, Teddy L.
Letters by MiroTheCat reviews
The trio has graduated, and Hermione is back at Hogwarts interning under Madam Pomfrey as part of her training to be a Healer while the boys are off training to be Aurors. These are the letters they exchange. Silly hijinks, drama, and romance. AU where some people survived who didn't in the books. Crossposted from TPP. Pairings will be kept a secret until they happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W., Severus S.
Riddle And The Ancient Contract by HERMIT532 reviews
What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harika Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,772 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Severus S., Sirius B.
Melt by baby-kitsune9 reviews
Shay is an ordinary girl who was betrayed and let for dead. Naruto was more than a little shocked to find a naked girl in the woods.Even more so when he found the drying blood on the back of her head. I've changed my mind kittens. There will be Kakashi/OC/Naruto in this. Eventually. Chapter 83 is now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 113,259 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
As Long As You're Mine by Ally147 reviews
"I am one lion in a den full of snakes, Malfoy," she hissed, "with potentially all of them on my doorstep if my trust in one of them turns out to be the most ill-advised decision I've ever made – which, in all fairness, it might very well be." D/Hr, War-era AU, EWE. Written for Round 5 of the Dramione Remix on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,768 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Second Chances by RMoriluvr reviews
AU It's been 6 years since Soul Society has fallen to the Quincy. Now, on the brink of a Civil War between the residents of the Rukongai, several high ranking shinigami POWs have been busted out of prison by a mysterious young woman. With a bounty on her head, she releases one last prisoner that was thought to be long dead.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,459 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Karin K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Crave by Dev's Inferno reviews
A killer and predator at heart, Kenpachi Zaraki lives only for battle and the thrill of the hunt. But when a fatal injury puts him in the care of a Yuzu Kurosaki, she makes him to taste true pleasure for the first time in his existence. And he discovers things about himself that he'd never thought possible.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,198 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Yuzu K., K. Zaraki
After the War II by rimshotstinger reviews
A sequel to my first story, 'After the War'. Strange happenings in Karakura signal the return of old enemies, leading to long-kept secrets of Ichigo's past being uncovered. Change is in the air, but will it be for better or worse? IchiRuki, ByaKarin and others. ON HIATUS - NOT ABANDONED
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Karin K., Byakuya K.
Why is a Raven like a Writing-Desk? by Dreams.Written.In.The.Stars reviews
Sherlock Holmes was a logical man who didn't believe in nonsensical things like witches and magic. Which is why Hermione Granger came as such a surprise... other than the fact that he ended up falling in love with her, of course. That too came as rather a surprise. Sherlock/Hermione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Sherlock H.]
You never stop loving somebody by trainheartnet13 reviews
A strange woman, named Casandra, saves rin from a demon, and she and Sesshomaru seem to know each other. Now they are in trouble with an old rival, and their lives depend on whether or not they can beat him. All while they fall in love all over again.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sesshomaru
Hatred by TheAnimeZankyou reviews
Aizen is still in power. He is planning on getting rid of the Kurosaki family. What happens to Karin when Aizen makes an appearance at her home and there is no one to help her?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,854 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Little Logic by CoconutsAndJelly reviews
221b Baker Street just got a little bit more interesting - if you could imagine that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H.
The Ghost and Mrs Weasley by Mary West reviews
Ron has died, and Hermione needs to make her way in the world. But the cottage she wants to rent is haunted… Created for the SSHG Promptfest (Winter 2013). Warning: You might need a hanky or two. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Soulmates by Marion Hood reviews
Life in 221B Baker Street. Sequel to Flatmates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Halo by CaptainJas reviews
Karin's life is anything but Normal. she's a strong Independant woman who can take care of herself, even if her yakuza family insist that she cant. But when she's Betrayed by someone she trusted and left for dead, the kindess of a stranger will show her the real meaning of freedom and that nothing is what it seems when your one half of a yakuza princess. Story edit complete
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,418 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Dear Diary, I Need to Stop Writing in You by Sweet Hanabi Lights reviews
When you are seldom noticed, it is easy to believe that there is nothing worth being noticed about you. This 'reality' has never bothered the shy introverted Ayame Sato. Unless this reality meant she would never meet Hisagi Shuuhei. But when you're rank isn't high and neither is your self-esteem, how are you supposed to talk to your crush !
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,566 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto, Ikkaku M.
Flatmates by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione leaves the wizarding world and moves in with an old friend of her parents. Imagine her surpise when she learns who her new flatmates are.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 182 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Family Affairs by melissaaax3 reviews
What happens when the rulers of two nations decide to make play dates for their very different sons? Gaara, meet Naruto. A story of friendship, and the challenges of love. cross dressing, YAOI, cute fic. might have lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,599 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Darling by LalaMoped reviews
Sequel to Dearest Starling. Four weddings and a baby, and plenty of other former Host Club fun. HunnyOC MoriOC KaoOC HikaOC TamaHaru KyouRen - Rated T for Language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,393 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Memoirs of a Dead Rockstar by spicygenou reviews
Kazuko, lead singer of the hit band KazuCocoa, finds herself in Soul Society after an obsessed fan's attack. She soon meets a Captain of the Gotei 13, and travels with him for her own protection, despite that murderous look of his. KenpachiXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - K. Zaraki
S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons: An After the War Sidestory by rimshotstinger reviews
A compilation of the ByaKarin mini-arc portions of my IchiRuki fic, "After the War", separated and moved for ease of organization.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Byakuya K., Karin K. - Complete
The Silence Between Us by LynnieTheTurtle reviews
Karin recalls all the past memories that lead her to the man beside her... Sorry not so good at summaries, Not any "bad" content but T just in case, mostly violence and language...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Karin K.
Tudor London by Amberdeengirl reviews
"You are a murderer, Edward Masen; you will never, ever deserve love." Newly orphaned Isabella is taken to the rich house of Lord Carlisle Cullen, and soon finds that dark goings on lie beneath the dirty streets of London...and entrancing danger lurks within the emerald eyes of the mysterious Lord Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,283 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Searching for Nothing by XHitsuKarinX316X reviews
Ever since Ichigo had gotten his powers back after defeating Ginjo, he and Karin started to have the same strange dreams about their mother. Ichigo suddenly realizes that he doesn't know that much about his mother's death, even after experienceing it. He decides to find out more about it and learns that the hollow that killed his mother didn't really take her soul.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ichigo K., Karin K.
Even the Blind Can See by Baldbeauty reviews
After Carlisle is changed, he bumps into a blind lady on the streets of Volterra. Knowing that a vampire might take advantage of her blindness he kindly walks he home, not knowing that even though her eyes didn't work, she could see just fine on her own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,811 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46: Captain's Edition by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the captains of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what those suspicious sticky notes say.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
Ninja And Werewolf by NaruHina244 reviews
Seth was never the same since his dad died. Hinata was never the same when she got disowned. Their two worlds colllided and Seth imprinted. How will Hinata react to the whole werewolf thing and how will Seth react to her being a ninja from another world?
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,935 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hinata H., Seth
Beyond the Grave by WhiteLotusBlossom547 reviews
After a failed attempt at telling Naru how she feels, Mai is murdered. Still grieving, the team gets a case against the worst spirit they've yet to face. And they really don't want to fight her. Is Mai really haunting them from beyond the grave? Naru/Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Dancing in Twilight by DaNcInG-in-my-head reviews
Bella, Alice, and Jasper are the only vampires in Forks until new vampires come along-Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Emmet, and Edward-full summary/new summary at chapter 4 inside please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Ronin and The Kings Key by RevyHime reviews
My first fanfic! This is my idea of an arc for bleach. Soul Society needs help when Aizen escapes after the battle at the Fake Karakura Town. Who are the Ronin? What secret is the Shinigami Royals keeping? OCs and all the original favs. Action expected!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Byakuya K.
Troublesome by Space Whales reviews
A compelling and dramatic love story between a clockmaker and the outsider! Yeah... no. But I hope you still enjoy the story!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Julius M., Alice L. - Complete
Dark Secret by xxxEvil Anglexxx reviews
Secrets from the past are reveled, all lies are uncovered. Will Mai be able to save her friendships with everyone from SPR or will her real life break them apart. *Hiatus*
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,765 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Mai T., K. Lin
High School Drama by stuckinadream reviews
Mai is the newest member of the Host Club, and the things she does remind everyone of Haruhi, but they are two completely different people. Can Mori decide: Mai or Hunny? Or will he be able to realize he can possibly have both? Will it all work out? R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Impossible by 4K-san reviews
Kurosaki Yuzu dies and is found in Rukongai. She enters Seireitei and later Division 4. Along the way, she faces many troubles, but always receives help from the man who saved her, Kenpachi Zaraki. She is all smiles around him and he does not scare her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,983 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yuzu K.
Strawberry Of Love by SasuNaruforeva reviews
Ichigo, a single gay teen, is "trapped" in a mansion by Rukia and the other girls with a bunch of hot guys and is forced to be the Bachlorette for their silly love game. Yaoi, smut, OOC and all that great stuff ! Idea taken from 'Daisy of love'...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,233 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ichigo K.
Learning to Live by Emily-Epic reviews
I'm not great with summaries, so just read the story. Rated M for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Mayuri K.
Welcome the American Twins by MoonDragonLove reviews
Danni and Kailey are twins that move to Japan after spending their entire lives in New York. Danni visited once, while Kailey doesn't know what to expect. How will they react when they meet the Host Club everyone is talking about?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,328 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kyōya O., Hikaru H. - Complete
Facing Destiny by GamerNeko reviews
Karin is not like her father or brother. But she is a Kurosaki. She will fight with her own hands and protect those she loves. Set 6 yeras after the manga. UPDATED!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
At Your Service by animewarrior519 reviews
When Karin Kurosaki goes out to eat with her friends and sister, who does she meet while there? a white-haired waiter. R&R. Hitsukarin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,639 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Successor by SweetInsanity89 reviews
Darkness. "...to kill old captains..." Ascension. A new Gotei 13. Pulse...Slice...Slaughter! And Rukia...Maybe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Living A Married Life by Tezmitsu-Ryochi reviews
They're finally getting married Naru/Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Moulin Rouge by Llamas Are Sexy reviews
Mai is the female lead in ths school play, as well as being a part-time ghost hunter. As if that wasn't bad enough, she's been having explicit and disturbing dreams. Something sinister is circulating around Mai, and hopefully Naru can stop it.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
I Do by Llamas Are Sexy reviews
Naru somehow tricks Mai into marrying him, and is quite surprised when she wants a divorce. Against his better judgement, he prolongs SPR's new case, putting the life of an innocent little boy, and his new wife, at stake.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Fade to Black: I'm Still Here! by EllaBella1102 reviews
The spring following the Winter War, Ichigo comes across an all too familiar red ribbon. "Don't worry, Ichigo. I'll help you remember, I promise!" the voice said as Ichigo plummeted farther downward towards the courtyard. T for Safety.R&R.Moviefic.Book I.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,431 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Senna - Complete
Understanding by Yemi Hikari reviews
One small thing can change the world and in this world the small thing that ended up changing everything was the fact Momo didn't go into a comma. Words end up being said between her and a certain small taicho that in turn causes him to go down an unexpected path that crosses with the Kurosaki family. Perhaps too everyone else will be dragged into the mess.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,020 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Isshin K., T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K., Karin K. - Complete
The Goodnight Kiss by crazylittlecheezer reviews
Paranormal events draw SPR to Osaka; while investigating the team discovers they have bitten off more then any of them were expecting to chew. Murder, deceit and betrayal abound in their latest case; will Naru and Mai be able to survive?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,703 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
The Past by MayContainRandomness reviews
It's Haruhi's second year at Ouran and everything seems normal until on old 'friend' awakens some unpleasant memories. Haruhi x Mori with other pairing moments
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Life and Death by 3uphoria reviews
A haunted mansion. A vengeful spirit. The SPR have taken up a new case. The ghost they're hunting loves to attack men and women. Specifically pregnant women. So why is it attacking Mai? MaixNaru! Please RxR! HIATUS
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,784 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Miyuki Chan in Host Club Land by Gracie Facie reviews
A new scholarship student shows up at the school, and she happens to be related to a host! After one of Renge's famous rants, she is turned into a host and forcefully paired with Mori. What's next? Ch. 7: Mori and Miyu, under the stars....
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
Garden of Trees by Inaecis reviews
A man wakes up with amnesia to discover he has a heart condition, and the ability to run with great speed. He is taken in by a young woman, but the problems begin when he finds out the events that led to his memory loss...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Ouran High School Host Club: A New Member! by XxShyMisakixX reviews
A New Boy Enters Ouran, No it's a girl! Wait, it's Haruhi's Cousin Rave! A Hyper girl that smiles and likes to be laid back, But what secrets does she keep hidden from everyone? What will Mori Think? Yeah i know the Summary sucks,it's better if you read!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
How my Father Ruined my Date by lala-licious reviews
Karin and Toshiro are dating; but her father doesn't know! When her father found out, he is set on ruining his daughter's date! With a little help from his pals, of course!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Cauterisation by lalunaticscribe reviews
Kenpachi meets the Fourth Squad's most painful treatment and undergoes it...supernova hot. Yamamoto remarks how lucky he didn't get it on the head.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - K. Zaraki, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Admiration by Yemi Hikari reviews
Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding, that was what Aizen told Toshiro. So, does that mean that the person he admired a long time ago isn't someone he understands? Who was the captain of the tenth before him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,441 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Isshin K., T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Naru's Letter to Mai by Golden Wattle reviews
Naru writes a letter to Mai that he never sends, telling how he feels about her. MaixNaru. R&R, but keep it nice please.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Never Over by tannen-urameshi reviews
Everyone has a past. Everyone has a secret. Mai's just might be closer than she thinks when people from her own mix with people from her present. Will contain slash/yaoi. Will contain OCs
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
The Haunted Stage by Tsuki No Shuurai reviews
When SPR are called out to investigate a series of strange accidents at an old Noh Theater,they are immediately caught up in a centuries old mystery, as Mai's abilities change in new and frightening ways.....
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Mai T., K. Lin
The Sweet Taste of Death by BraceYourselvesForImpact reviews
NaruXMai:: Trouble is lurking around every corner and Mai is its main interest. Are they dealing with a ghost or a murder? Narcissistic Naru to the rescue!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Flawed Design by Halogirl3000 reviews
We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. KakashixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
It Started With a Date by mycaermita reviews
Kurosaki Karin and Hitsugaya Toushiro have a date... But how will they continue their relationship when Toushiro has to leave? COMPLETED. HitsuKarin/ JinYuzu, IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 128,736 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Silent Flowers by Mistress of the Arts reviews
1st Person. All my life, I just wanted to be normal, but instead I grew up a silent flower, with no one there to really understand my perspective of life. At least, until I met Takashi... MorixOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,793 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Flowers In Soul Society by LoveEmilia reviews
AU Inuyasha, Naruto and Bleach xover Karin has a past that only Rukia knows of. When Soul Society gets into trouble it's Karin's and her friends time to help. What they didn't expect was falling in love. KarinXToushiroKagomexInuyashaRukiaxIchigoSakuraXS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,074 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Bravissimi by SimplyChristine reviews
SPR has met its match...in the form of a musical ghost and numerous embarassing songs. NaruMai, BouAyako.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008
Echoes by ravyncat reviews
Mai is the victim of what appears to be a random clown attack. Things quickly take a supernatural turn, and SPR finds themselves on a case with personal significance. Can they discover what is hunting Mai before it claims her soul? Novel spoilers.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,967 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Rise to Power by inner darkness reviews
It's 6/7 yrs since the winter war, what has changed and what will happen when Toshiro returns to Karakura Town and meets a now seventeen year old Karin. BTW I don't own bleach just encase anyone thinks I do. Possibly some spoilers from the manga.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,211 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Fill my world by Aoi Faith reviews
He has gone, he left me alone with this emptiness, how I can survive? Naru has gone back to England leaving Mai with a broken heart. Unknown to her, Naru came back to Japan alone.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
The Calling by 1DeathAngel3 reviews
Mai had just gotten a scare, so she went home. That night she had a weird dream. A woman a appears in that dream. Who is she? What new adventure lies for Mai and company? Takes place after they find out about Naru's real name. Inuyasha X-over. NxM. RxR.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
Rekindled Passion by xglittergigglesx reviews
It's been 2 years since Mai left SPR to escape her guilt. When she returns for Bou-san and Ayako's wedding, she must come to terms with her feelings for Naru and Yasuhara, and help with a new case SPR has been blackmailed into taking. Read Passion first.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
A Midsummer's Nightmare by GrnEydDvl reviews
Sequel to "Misunderstandings". With time running out to separate Hitsugaya Toushiro and Kurosaki Karin, Hinamori decides to act. Magic love inducing chocolate seems to be the key, but what happens when it's left alone? HitsuKarin IchiRuki & crack pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
I'm a Soul Reaper, but I Love You by emichii reviews
Karin's spiritual power has skyrocketed and Hollows are targeting her, so Soul Society sends Hitsugaya to protect her. He's a shinigami and she's a human girl but...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,593 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Unmasked by Imaiku reviews
Another mission, another weight put on Hitsugaya. Soul Society detects a new shinigami, and with all these troubles, what will our Captain do ? [KarinxHitsugayaxHinamori, First Fanfic, Full Summary Inside.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Proposal by Kieno0324 reviews
Return' proposal. Read AN at the beginning.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Forever Mine by Lady J reviews
17yearold Kakashi met a Uchiha girl who loves yaoi when he was on a mission to catch a perverted thief. The story tells the funny & interesting events that happened and how he took her eye eventually.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,777 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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New Home reviews
Sequel to Return Home! Kyouko and Sora have moved to Tokyo. Kyouko has a new movie and Sora is facing the death of her true love. Soon though Kyouko will be turning 18 and Sora has to tell her about her father. KyoXRen and ReiXOC a bit. NEW CHAPTER!
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M.
This is gonna be hell! reviews
Meet Rima, Mai, and Noi. Best friends of Haruhi. What happens when they go Ouran and run into the Host club. Oh man this is gonna be hell. KyoyaXoc HikaruXOC MoriXOc i dont own anything.. OH JUST READ IT.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,077 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
The Angels Lullaby reviews
Meet Ichigos twin sister, Angel.She starts having adventures with her brother, and she meets the one that loves fighting Ichigo. Funny how even though he starts wanting to fight her she falls in love with him. Will love bloom or will it fade like lullaby
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,574 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K.
substitute reviews
She will follow in her brothers footsteps. She will take on obsticals. She will have more knowledge than he did. She is the new substitute. HitsuKarin. KenYuz T for now may change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,456 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
See You Again reviews
Abideil was getting tired of her friend just moping around. so she decides to take matters into her own friends and make Bella a guardian. Where is this new school the Cullens will be going to and just what exactly is Bella guarding.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Kaname K.
Follow the Tail! reviews
"Bara clan? What's that?" "It's a clan that was wiped out by Orochimaru. Only three survived, they were the daughters of the head of the clan." "You mean that idiot, the punk, and the...other one?" "O.o'" "That would be them." GarraXOC NejiXOC KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Gaara
Return Home reviews
Kyoko is going on Vacation for two weeks so she decides to go home to her old town. Little does she know Sho Fuwa shows up and so does everybody else for shootings, and recording...and yes president and Maria are on vacation too. New Charector 2
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Dance with me Karin reviews
Karins depressed because its prom night and she didn't get to dance with her one true love. Whats Hitsugya planning.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete