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HI! People i love EDWARD CULLEN but then again who does'nt love him... and i love Robert Pattinson (soooooooo hot).IM NOT A GOOD SPELLER!!

Any who on to the boring stuff about me... KIDDING! im not boring.. ok now im rambling i really have to cut that out.. bad habbit.. oh well. I have brown eyes, black hair, 5"4, 5"3 (mabe) i dont measure myself or else i won't grow anymore or they say. My name is Ashley (i noe i noe like ashley greene.. ok so i admit i am obssed with Twilight) I love the twilight movie. I like to read, write when i have time, i love soccer, dancing, being a girly girly LOL, I write with my left hand, love seventeen magazine,Science is my favourite subject considering i do well in that, and English.. im 14 yrs old Yay in high school..

I love any kind of music EXCEPT RAP, JAZZ,...

MY FAVE COLOUR: MIDNIGHT BLUE, or shades and hues of blues

Here are Some of my fave quotes ;

"Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end."
"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."

"The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves. We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid. We fear we will not find love, and when we find it we fear we'll lose it. We fear that if we do not have love we will be unhappy."

Every one of us, unconsciously, works out a personal philosophy of life, by which we are guided, inspired, and corrected, as time goes on. It is this philosophy by which we measure out our days, and by which we advertise to all about us the man, or woman, that we are. . . . It takes but a brief time to scent the life philosophy of anyone. It is defined in the conversation, in the look of the eye, and in the general mien of the person. It has no hiding place. It's like the perfume of the flower — unseen, but known almost instantly. It is the possession of the successful, and the happy. And it can be greatly embellished by the absorption of ideas and experiences of the useful of this earth.

-George Matthew Adams

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" well I think the guns help if you stood there and yelled bang I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some see the glass as half empty, others see the glass as half full. Me? I just wanna know who the hell is drinking my damn beer.

Love isn't what makes the world go round, love is what makes the ride worth while.

You say pshyco like it's a bad thing.

Penguins are stealing my sanity, one day at a time.

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.

I'll always come to save your damn ass because that's what a soulja girl does.

I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.

Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.

I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.

Tell me. How can I cry when the tears are stuck behind the dam in my heart that holds everything back.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Fighting for you is all I know how to do.

I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while being left by you.

Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt.

Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.

I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.

My life story seems happy, that's just because I edited out all the bad parts.

I roll with the best and nothing less.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. And we're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

Love isn't everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the problem is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore...and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, but by how many moments take your breath away.

Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning how to dance in the rain.

"NO! You wanna know the real reason your afraid, because you wanna be with me too!"

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel."

(Got these off of photobucket)

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

Be loved but never love. Attatch but never combine. Trip but never fall. To be broken is better than shattered. Tell him of your strength but never of your past. Be trustworthy but never trust. Be cracked but never open.

Fine. I admit it. You're the guy I can't stop thinking about. The guy who makes me want to scream. The one who can make my day in a million ways. The one I write my love quotes about. In case you were wondering, yeah, you're that guy.

We were given two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. But only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.

I ain't no one's second choice! SO GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I BREAK IT!!

Believe in faires. They make dreams come true. Believe in the wonder. The stars and the moon. Believe in magic. From the faires above. They dance on the flowers. And sing songs of love. And if you just believe. And always say the truth. The faires will be there. To watch over you.

She used to live. She used to give. She always enjoyed life. The way it was meant. But clouds they came. And played their game. Casting a spell so she'd fade away. But will she stand up? To fight and protect her life. Be what she wanted to be... An angel in the dark.

He's so confusing the things he says makes me think he really does like me and other things he says makes me think I'm just the girl that never crosses his mind.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- W12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like atch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you and your friends have made up code names for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:NUNATO

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

Don't forget to add to this, cause if you think about it, its loads of fun.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders/your local book store, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Robert Pattinson is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried squeeze cheese and chocolat bars, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile (It hurts. BAD!)

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Common Stereotypes

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...


You know what they say about men with big feet - they wear big shoes!

You're so stupid you thought a quarterback was a refund!

S: Curiosity killed the cat!
A: Well, this cat's got 9 lives.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

As I lay on my bed and look at the stars, I think to myself... where the fuck is my roof?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

Sorry I'm late, I got into an argument with my Rice Crispiest. I distinctly heard "Snap, Crackle, Fuck That Asshole"

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cook supper, and there would have been peace on earth...

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers

."Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it.

""You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

"I used to care, but I take a pill for that now..."

"Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything, but its silence that breaks hearts."

What is the speed of dark?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get the words, 'Woman Hitler?'

If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is it when we're talking to God, we're praying, but whenever God talks to us, we're crazy?

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of it's nose?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought

My 9 names:

1. Your real name:


2. Your gangsta name:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Ashlizzle ( ohh i likey)

3. Your detective name:
(fav color and fav animal)

Midnight blue snow leopard

4. Your soap opera name:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Nicola Meadows

5. Your Star Wars name:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

sooas( ewww wtf man it sounds like sewars)

6. Your superhero name:
(The and then your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

The Pink crush (looove it )

7. Your Iraqi name:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)

Soaednr ( that makes no sense what so ever!)

8.Your Witness Protection name:
(both parents middle name)

Josshadra-indar (What the hell?! Stupid middle names...)

9. Your goth name:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Cookie (made up a name since i have no pets... LQTM -- IT MEANS (laughing quuietly to myself) DUH

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious, too many ghost stories!: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100 true.

There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.

You mean the world to someone.

You are special and unique.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.

Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks. Good friends are like stars.
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

Find Him

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

the guy that for some freaking reason I can't find!!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Edward Cullen
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial:A
4. Your month of birth? December
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number? 7
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans
10. What is your wish? That one day I'll find the real life equivelent to the cullens and I will be the real life equivelent to bella.( lol i want the same thing to).


1. You are in love with this person.funny
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

The hour Edward (lol it didnt have a name so i made up 1)

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost!

The Dark Angel's Creed

We see people with our hearts, not with our eyes.

We believe in the beauty of the soul, Not beauty of the flesh.

We believe in individuality, Not in prejudice.

Our souls don't need saving, For they are not in peril.




Month 1:


I am only 8 inches long

but I have all of my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2:


Today I learned how suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3:

You know what mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I don't like when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month 4:


My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have alot of it.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5:

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I am not a baby.

I am a baby mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6:

I can hear the doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month 7:


I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every Abortion is Just...

one more heart that was stopped

two more eyes that will never see

two more hands that will never touch

two more legs that will never run

one more mouth that will never speak

This so spoke to me and I hope it spoke to you and maybe brought a tear to your eye like it did to me. If it did then pass it along any way you can.

Walking With Angels

We are touched by angels,

Walk where angels tread,

They will guard and guide us,

Through the days ahead.

In times of sorrow,

As in the days of joy,

They bring us hope and comfort,

Nothing can destroy.

In the hours of darkness,

When our dreams have flown,

They bring us peace and healing,

We are not alone.

Through times of doubting,

They still understand,

We are touched by angels,

Walking hand in hand.


Mexican man walks into a cafe one morning and noticed that he was the only mexican man there. As he sat down he noticed a man behind him. The white man said," Colored people are not allowed here." The mexican man turned around, stood up and said," Listen pedejo, when I was born I was BROWN, when I grew up I was BROWN, when I'm sick I'm BROWN, when I go into the sun I'm BROWN, when I'm cold I'm BROWN, and when I die I'm gonna be BROWN! But you pendejo, when you're born your PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick you're GREEN, when you go into the sun you turn RED, and when you're cold you turn PURPLE, and when you die you're BLUE! And you have the nerve to call me colored?! CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!

If you hate racism put this on your file. And be be proud of the color of your skin, no matter what color it is!PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED

My Life is a Musical Game.

Opening Credits – Love Game– Lady Gaga

Waking Up – Heartless-Kanye west

First Day of School – Barbie girl-Aqua

Falling in Love – Stick with it -pussycat dolls

Fight Song – Disturbia-rihanna

Breaking Up -)Dont stay-Linkin park

Prom – until your mine-demi lavoto

Life is just...OK –Trash-demi lovato

Mental Breakdown – Eyes on fire-Blue Foundation

Driving –Gimme More-Britney spears

Flashback – no air-Jordan sparks ft chris brown

Getting Back Together – If i were a boy-Beyonce

Birth of Child – Popular-the veronicas

Wedding – Fantasy-danny fernandes

Final Battle – Untouched- the veronicas

Death Scene –Little miss obsessive-ashlee simpson

Funeral Song – Baby doll-Girlicious

End Credits –hook up -katy perry

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

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Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 426,035 - Reviews: 8506 - Favs: 8,212 - Follows: 4,001 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks Edward's just a player. He thinks she's some kind of weirdo. But you can't judge a book by its cover, and Bella just might faint when she discovers who's reading her fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH fic-in-a-fic and a fluffy salute to this fandom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25601 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 6,758 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7516 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 7,737 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10685 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 4,386 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Or Without You by xXKiwiCullenXx reviews
Edward is a sexy Bar Tender with a secret that makes him run at the first sign of trouble. Bella has a sarcastically smart mouth that both infuriates and intrigues him. *2011 Summertime Avant Garde Award Winner for Best Realistic Lemon!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,105 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,116 - Reviews: 9212 - Favs: 7,324 - Follows: 7,700 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fall by MissWinkles reviews
She's got a bulletproof heart but he's got a hollow point smile. He's a gathering storm. A spark in the darkness. A bruised heart just waiting to happen. At rock bottom, Bella Swan has nowhere to fall but everything to lose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,913 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,835 - Reviews: 7633 - Favs: 6,714 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Mafia Princess by mmads13andAliAlice reviews
A union between the Irish and Italian mafia will shake Chicago and change the lives of everyone involved. But what does it mean for Bella, the daughter of a respected mafia man? It's a tale of lust, hate, jealousy, passion and how she finds herself in this new world of drugs, crime and power. EDITING IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,479 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21542 - Favs: 12,079 - Follows: 8,054 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12227 - Favs: 7,254 - Follows: 9,241 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Ties That Bind by StillDreaming85 reviews
Isabella, a young girl of seventeen has the world at her feet, but all that is torn away when her father forces her into an arranged marriage with a stranger. #mobward #bratella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,432 - Reviews: 4117 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,300 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,658 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Fire and Ice by gab000 reviews
At Volterra Academy, school for the gifted, Edward is a fiery and passionate individual, and he can manipulate fire. Bella is cold and distant and is deadly with her ice powers. Everything about him unnerves Bella, especially the fact that his powers and abilities rival even hers. Deeply entrenched is a bond that neither of them can deny. And as they say, opposites attract.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,411 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Bella, Edward]
Politics and Prejudices by Damsell reviews
Bella Swan, speech writer to Senator Cullen is new to politics & D.C. Edward Masen, Chief of Staff to Senator Volturi having grown up surrounded by politics is jaded by it all. Can Bella survive this new world & can Edward overcome his prejudices? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,577 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Under My Skin by Poetgirl925 reviews
AU Skyeward. As a specialist, Grant Ward values control and order in his missions. But when he's paired for a long term undercover op with Skye, a former Rising Tide hacker he previously butted heads with, his infamous control is tested. Posing as a newly engaged couple, they're wary partners in a mission that could prove fatal if they can't learn to trust each other.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,256 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014
In The Waves by Jadalulu reviews
A little something about a girl in love with the edge of her world. Began as June 2012 Fictionista Workshop Witfit, but Jada failed that nicely so now it's not. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,666 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Laird by StillDreaming85 reviews
Isabella is an English woman, trying to escape a marriage she doesn't want. Edward is a Scottish Laird, with a soft spot for a damsel in distress and a hate for the English Redcoats that pursue her, but what does he do with her now that he has saved her? He has no choice, other than to bring her home, but he wasn't counting on falling for the lass on the journey to Castle Menzies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 32,376 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and the Wild by Colleen Alize reviews
She wasn't your typical girl, and he wasn't your typical guy. She found him, or did he find her? They found each other? What happens when you're in another continent with a Gorilla-man? You find love in the wild, of course! Twilight-Tarzan mashup! If you're expecting the Disney classic, this isn't it! #Tarzanward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,822 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Bella, Edward
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7272 - Favs: 5,903 - Follows: 6,820 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
A New Moon by Kayleigh Cullen1918 reviews
What if Bella hadn't lay there in the forest that night and had to be rescued? What if she walked out with her head held high? What if instead of turning to Jacob, she turned to her friends? What if Bella truly became a normal, human girl and Edward returned to her life? How would that go? Well, this is what I'd like to think would happen. Rated M for safety as always.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,874 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5163 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sun Must Set to Rise by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Edward, a wealthy CEO hits a snag in his life. He is given a do over and learns that maybe second chances really are enough, but there are consequences. A/H, A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,751 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Perfect Addition by mariecullen12 reviews
"I hope you dont get hurt out on this field. If you do, you can rest assured that I wont help you." Bella Swan is in college w/ a major in Athletic training when she's assigned to the football team and Edward Cullen is team captain. W/ the newest addition down on the field there's room for more than one person to get hurt and itll take more than some bandaids to fix it. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,783 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 5034 - Favs: 5,455 - Follows: 6,720 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8342 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 7,861 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10715 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collisions by Milk40 reviews
WINNER OF THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! A story by popular French author Drinou. Bella is a shy and clumsy girl employed by Edward, an authoritarian and abusive boss. Between games of seduction and indifference, a passionate relationship develops. All human. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,693 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hollywood by allihavetodoisdream reviews
"She's Audrey Hepburn, and he's Cary Grant. She's Marilyn, and he's James Dean. She's timeless elegance, and he's old grace. She's searching, and he's already found, already taken. She's sixteen. And he's twenty-seven. But that doesn't matter. Not to a girl in love. Nothing matters, then." Edward & Bella in the definition of a forbidden relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,790 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearful Facade by Beckaabook reviews
When Edward and his gang bullied Bella for years they never knew of the disastoruous consequences to both her and their lives, when Bella returns to Forks years later as what seems like a different person... there's hell to pay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,609 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Makes Three by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She's sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life. Will one mistake take everything away, leaving a bitter taste forever in her future? Or will her truer destiny prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 397,853 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Father by bethaboo reviews
Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,081 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Burn by compass54 reviews
"I'm going up to see that bastard right now and ask him if he feels good about what he's done! I might even punch him for the hell of it!" Uh oh, and now their offices are going to be right next to each other! She wants nothing to do with him. He thinks she's wonderful. Danger and mystery will bring these two together so their love can ignite. ExB AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 268,075 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
The Firm by LoveRob reviews
A new associate joins Cullen, Hale and McCarty law firm, a top notch team of handsome attorneys. Will she be an asset or their undoing, particularly for the most reclusive senior partner? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,724 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forsaken In My Mind's Past by WickedCurveBall74 reviews
A broken heart leads to a doomed marriage. A fateful decision leads to a rollercoaster ride of lies, deceit and revelations that test her morals, her heart, and her mind. Is it a second chance at true love? Or will her dark and looming secret ruin it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 603,413 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Whisper of Chaos by theonlykyla reviews
Bella is new in town, a self-imposed loner and sees Edward Cullen when no one else seems to be paying attention. Both have their reasons for keeping to themselves. But they find themselves drawn together inexplicably, will they be able to work through the chaos or will it destroy them both? All characters are OOC, drug use, minor abuse and mental illness. Rated M for future ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 95,327 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5193 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7776 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15151 - Favs: 8,913 - Follows: 9,222 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 3,430 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Bishop Academy for Boy's by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
Bella Swan is moving to Forks. Her new school is Bishop Academy...for boy's. One of the soccer captain catches her eye. But the other soccer captain is after her too. Welcome to the mysterious world of boys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,409 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20437 - Favs: 13,778 - Follows: 5,618 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7044 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 4,090 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by Soleil2Much reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Alice & Rosalie take Bella out for one last hurra before she marries Mike. Emmett and Jasper take Edward to celebrate his divorce from Tanya. What happens after the Grey Goose flows? AH/M/Canon. On temp. hiatus 7/12/13
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,355 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Evening Shade by samekraemer reviews
Evening Shade was no different than any other small town in middle America. The biggest problem Mayor Edward Cullen was faced with was the placement of a stoplight and the fact the town didn't have reliable satellite service because of the weather. That was, until she sped into town. That was when everything changed. AH/AU/OOC. Canon couples. EPOV/BPOV. Adult Situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,018 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19561 - Favs: 9,407 - Follows: 6,772 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12561 - Favs: 8,558 - Follows: 6,356 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Date by The Cullen's Secret reviews
Bella Swan is returning to Seattle for her cousin, Tanya's wedding. Afraid of confronting her ex-fiancé, Jacob Black, who dumped her unexpectedly two years before, she hires a top-drawer male escort, Edward Masen to pose as her new boyfriend. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,571 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15098 - Favs: 10,479 - Follows: 5,582 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken by tInA-hKi reviews
Edward is cocky and the most popular guy in school. Bella is shy and reserved because of her past. A past that no-one knows anything about.What happens when they are forced to work on a school assignment together? Will secrets start to come out? AH,AU,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,875 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Breakaway Bella by Hoodfabulous reviews
Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troubled Soul by spinergirl reviews
Edward is a bad boy. His family are trying to help but it isn't working. Is there anybody who can help him change his bad boy ways?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,587 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6277 - Favs: 5,199 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gold Standard by queenofthenile91 reviews
Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 191,346 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Battle of the Sexes by katemarie01 reviews
What do women want? What do men want? In order to save their respective magazines, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are going to find out...but you know what they say about mixing business with pleasure...;)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7334 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Handcuff Bracelet by Lykosdracos reviews
Having escaped to Forks, will Bella find solace in dark Edward Cullen? How hard will Edward have to fight to keep that which he longs to claim? Rated MA for lemons, language, drug and alcohol content. Tattoos with meaning, leather worn well- enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 475,248 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5466 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5799 - Favs: 4,178 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11077 - Favs: 5,786 - Follows: 5,979 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4406 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stop the Presses by bittered.b reviews
All human. 1920s Chicago finds Edward and Bella at the same newspaper Angsty E/B moments, flappers, organized crime, prohibition and Alice/Jasper, Emmett/Rose and Carlisle/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Impasse by BittenInCA reviews
Bella Swan is the Editor in Chief of a successful magazine, life for her is simple and content until Edward Cullen takes the helm at Cullen Publishing and becomes her new boss turning her world upside down. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,831 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12166 - Favs: 6,821 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7601 - Favs: 11,202 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7242 - Favs: 7,222 - Follows: 5,084 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resisting The Inevitable by Emotion Masen reviews
Bella is the cohost on a morning show, Edward is the CEO of his family company,he finds his self extremely attracted to her. Unexpected events keep them near each other. How long can they resist the inevitable? Better summary inside fanfic has word limit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 318,739 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Use Fighting by twiXlite reviews
Charlie Swan has had enough of his hellion daughter's behaviour. Calling on Edward Masen's help, will Bella be able to fight against the pull she has to him. And what secrets does Edward have? Is all as it seems with Bella's new guard? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,973 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Making History by GlisteningMoonlight reviews
Edward Masen, the ultimate bad boy. Isabella Swan, the popular girl. What happens when Mr. Banner partners up these two for a big History assignment? Will the World War be reenacted? Or is a peace treaty going to be signed? AU, OOC, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,348 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Hurts The Most by beegurl13 reviews
Who meets the love of their life when they're 17 years old? I did, that’s who. Edward Cullen's life is all planned out, what happens when he meets the girl of his dreams? Can things turn out as perfect as he planned? Non-fantasy continuation to the o/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,600 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9919 - Favs: 7,070 - Follows: 4,464 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7740 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6100 - Favs: 4,503 - Follows: 4,402 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7232 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 4,181 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 4,568 - Follows: 4,588 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
People like us by justginger reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an Art Graduate. Their worlds collide one day and they are drawn together. There is a secret world that they share, a lust for the darker side..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,337,937 - Reviews: 3838 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Left Field by phlowergirl reviews
Bella needs someone to stay with while Phil and Mom travel. Dad and other relatives are not in picture. Injured baseball player needs help since he broke his leg, he is the son of a famiy friend of Phils AU little OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 80,495 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 5,499 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pale Shelter by CarvedKid reviews
Bella has always liked the handsome Edward Cullen. Only she soon realizes that the closer she gets to him, the more it unravels the unnerving & dangerous obsession he has for her. Can they be together despite his overbearing obsession?/DarkEd. COMPLETED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,825 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9519 - Favs: 8,734 - Follows: 5,804 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23133 - Favs: 15,260 - Follows: 10,824 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and The Beastward by Zhivago3 reviews
A modern re-telling of the classic. Can Bella learn to tame the beast? Rated M for language, lemons, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,188 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 8,080 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7311 - Favs: 5,584 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Hell by Kefe reviews
Edward Cullen HAD Bella Swan from the moment they first met. He owned her, everything about her and he threw it all away in a few hours. But now he's back to win her all over again but this time she's not falling. AH, OOC, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,343 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4501 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Watched You Change by mysty1234 reviews
The Twilight story with a twist! Edward and Bella have more in common then they think. Edward isn't the only one battling demons. Watch as forces beyond their control push them together and tear them up AU Vamp. My vamps have fangs. rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,384 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6660 - Favs: 6,163 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9906 - Favs: 7,228 - Follows: 5,389 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Unconventional by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
plan verb, planned, plan·ning. a specific project or definite purpose: plans for the future. A girl that lives by the definition and a boy that scoffs at it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Brilliance by JustineNicole6 reviews
Successful fashion writer, Bella Swan, leads a life of promiscuity, taking from men only what she can't get elsewhere. Will Edward save Bella from her lonely life? Or will her past become too much to bear, leaving Edward in the dust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,704 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends by alwaysyourflightlessbird reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a summer job in a bookstore. Sparks fly but they find themselves settling into the "friend-zone". Bella has a dark past that seems only Edward can help her with, which make their lives, and feelings, infinitely more complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8593 - Favs: 7,619 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5114 - Favs: 6,472 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Melody by OliviaRising reviews
Bella Swan reluctantly finds herself lusting after Edward Cullen, the charming, womanizing CEO of her company's rival corporation. The forbidden desire puts more than her job at risk when she realizes she is falling for a man who seems incapable of love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,448 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Publishing Rack by bicoastaltwigirls reviews
Edward is caught in a downward spiral while Bella is dead set on climbing her way to the top. Can they find common ground? A collaboration from TwiReaderAbi & ImwithPattz. Rated M for Lemons ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,338 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sex & Eye Candy by EternallyCullen reviews
Written for SFFR Tantalizing Tuesday: Detective Bella Swan goes undercover - but gets more than she initially bargained for. AH, OOC, BxE, M for Lang/Lemons. Alternate Endings now posted - COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Ten by LauraLoo7 reviews
Edward Cullen is the stroke of the Brown University Crew Team. Bella Swan is his new, shy, clumsy sophomore coxswain. Can they learn to get along for his most important season, or will he toss her out of the boat before they reach the finish line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,801 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Persistant Assistant by LillyJo reviews
What happens when Bella becomes the assistant to Edward Cullen.CEO of Cullen Corp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7128 - Favs: 5,449 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12678 - Favs: 10,576 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gunpowder & Chanel lipstick by girlwiththepinklptop reviews
Bella and Rosalie Swan are the 'IT' girl of NYC. What happens when their Dad a mafia boss moves them to Seattle where they become friends and lovers with their enemies...all human full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3804 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 3,274 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dancing in the dark by Lisaslovestories reviews
I was alone now, deserted by all my noble senses. You know that old saying, "Abandon hope, all ye who enter"? Yeah, they should put that sign outside the elevator, but change it to "Abandon hope, all ye who enter with Edward Cullen." E&B, AH. Lemony..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,775 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irreconcilable Differences by AnonyCullen reviews
Welcome to the city of Miami. Where the days are hot & the nights are even hotter. The city where money buys you everything. Where the divorce rate is high, silicone is a necessity & sex is a game. Let's Play. collaboration with AnonySwan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,507 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Twilight: 101,918 BC aka Caveward by crissee reviews
Edward is a young unmated caveboy living in the year 101,918 B.C. He's your average Neanderthal until the nomadic Birdpebbles and their daughter Bella cross the Cullenstone's path. Can Bella turn Edward from a caveboy to a cavemaaaaannnnn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Source of Serendipity by raindrops855 reviews
Isabella, first year medical intern meets Edward Cullen, who hates doctors with a passion. Will they be able to resist ripping off each other's heads? Or will they 'play nice' for little Sophie's sake? Fate is playing a tricky game. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,778 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Across the Universes by FantasyMother reviews
Not all is as it seems when Edwards from two different universes find an old journal that can bridge the gap between them. Things become even stranger when the reality of one universe starts to bleed into the other. AU, B & E Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,244 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red wine Stains by LilleHannigan reviews
OOC AU "My name is Bella Swan. I have blue eyes and an impressive collection of lesbian porn because, well, masturbating on your own is depressing. I lack decency, modesty, courtesy and many other qualities ending in -y." Bella goes to rehab...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,648 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
From Afar by ange de l'aube reviews
Edward holds back from making contact with the girl he loves because he doesn't think he's worthy of her affections.Will he have the courage to tell her how he really feels or will he be stuck with admiring her from afar?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kick the Tires and Light the Fires by Gasaway Alley reviews
Edward Cullen, vampire race-car driver with one hell of a past, present, and future, meets Isabella Swan, human race-car driver with very little common sense who is plagued by a few supernatural secrets of her own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,940 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Thank You, Jessica Stanley by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella Swan is infatuated with James Henalay who only dates non-virgins. She is unfortunately still a virgin. Thus begins the quest to pop her cherry…Edward Cullen, anyone? And what does Jessica have to do with all this? E/B One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9544 - Favs: 7,008 - Follows: 3,850 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14440 - Favs: 16,396 - Follows: 8,596 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 4,812 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7725 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6640 - Favs: 5,931 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6234 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8926 - Favs: 7,920 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks High Boarding School by writer xjx reviews
Bella Swan has just moved from New York's Upper East side to Forks High Boarding School, as a last ditch attempt to straighten herself out. But things never go the way you plan. A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Enemy Prince by Baby Serena reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice are all vampire slayer sisters and Edward, Emmett and Jasper are Vampire Princes. But what will happen when they meet and it is not what they expected. Now they must choice between what they know and how there hearts feel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,612 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Was Every by jol27 reviews
For 25 yrs they have been best friends then in just 1 single minute everything changed. "Guys I'm getting married!" My name is Bella Swan and I have a secret I am in love with my best friend. All norm pairs All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,791 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4946 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,497 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SexEdward! by Ali Edward Cullen reviews
BxAxR BFFLs. What will happen when they are hired to go back to their old high school to teach a class of horny and ignorant teenagers SEX-ED? Rated M for future LEMONS. Canon Pairings. OOC/AU/AH Co-writen w/ Stefania Cullen Mrs.Cullen4Ever93 RxR PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,625 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Always Finds A Way by MrsAimeePattinson reviews
Bella,Alice and Rose are the Cullen Sisters.Emmett and Jazz are the Swan brothers. Edward Mason just moved to Forks. Follow their journey through love, friendship, brotherhood and life. ALL HUMAN ExB RxEm AxJ Story. Switching POVS. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,931 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Good and The Bad by chartwilightmom reviews
AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11457 - Favs: 11,715 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5433 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Hidden Love by Gokdeneyes123 reviews
When Bella Swan came to work for Ladies man, playboy Millionaire, CEO Edward Cullen, it seemed he had taken over her life. Expecting his new assistant to be at his command day and night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6467 - Favs: 9,329 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have a Little Faith by Kimmie45 reviews
Slightly OOC. Bella is already a powerful vamp living on her on. Starting school At Forks High she meets up with the Cullens. Will Love bloom between her and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,815 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by punkfarie reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6009 - Favs: 10,212 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night by Risbeen reviews
Bella is forced to spend the Halloween Night babysitting alone, but things quickly go from mundane to terrifying as the night progresses. Collaboration between Risbee and Coldplaywhore. For Twilight Fright Night Contest. Rated M for Language and Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Paints a Thousand Words by truecolour reviews
when single father Edward Cullen moves to New York , he thinks that life will be just as it was, that is until he meets his new neighbour Bella Swan. Follow the pair as they deal with new emotions, parenting and current boyfriends. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,420 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Good & Evil by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Want to Marry Edward Cullen! by remy7marie reviews
AU/AH Bella is tricked onto a new reality TV show featuring movie star Edward Cullen. How much more embarrassing or awkward could this possibly be? Rating just increased to M in Chapter 8
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5752 - Favs: 8,766 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9093 - Favs: 16,032 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Final Addition by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Sequel to Chasing Bella. Bella, Edward and Emma are a happy family now. What could possibly make life better? Maybe another baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,334 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11735 - Favs: 8,779 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to Lose a Guy by Mack71 reviews
Isabella Swan attempts to show women everything they do wrong in relationships meanwhile Edward Cullen is trying to prove he can make any woman fall for his charm. But what happens when they both end up with more than they ever thought possible? AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love on one line by hoot13 reviews
It's not his fault that he's flirty. But it's not her fault that she's learning to respond.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,597 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 12,659 - Follows: 5,771 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sophisticated, To the Point, Effective by AprilAnne reviews
Bella's infatuation with the sexy student teacher travels into dangerous territory. He refuses her advances, but she is only more determined. She visits him while he bartends to pay off college and he promises her a drink on her 21st birthday, a Gimlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
His Green Eyes by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Vampires exist. Whatever you've heard to say different is. a. lie. But they aren't as Stoker told. They are different. They walk among you without your noticing. How do I know? My name is Bella Cullen. I'm a Vampire and this is my story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Wants To Play Hearts by Alaryan reviews
Can love save a life, or only postpone death? Edward, captain of rebel forces is ordered to kill his danger magnet captive. Bella asks for a last wish of some time, and knows to save herself she must make Edward fall in love with her. Will it be enough?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
PYT by ohsofabmisslucyy reviews
Bella, an up-coming fashion designer, swears she's in a gangster movie everything she turns around. Does her new love, Edward, have anything to do with it? Rated M for strong language, themes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Clumsy Love by Peach-head reviews
Alice and Bella get new neighbours. Though are they all that they seem. ExB, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
blast from the past by edward.cullen.luv reviews
edward left, bella's changed. will they meet again? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008
A Best Friends Love by Anne191091 reviews
okay, so people wanted more so this is the sequal to What's married, except this isnt a oneshot. bella and edward are both 17 years old, edward is head over heals with "The most beautiful girl in existence." and bella loves edward. read to find out r&r
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Married? by Anne191091 reviews
Cute little one shot; four year old bella, and four year old Edward, have a little chat about marriage. my first fanfiction. please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Intern And The Vampire by Prime102805 reviews
Alice throws a Halloween party in her and Bella's apartment. There, Bella meets a handsome bronze haired man. Um, I suck at summaries...sorry. xD AU/AH I may change the title later. I'm not too fond of it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,960 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete