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Crazy Cullen Sex Talk
by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
50 Shades of Awkward
by xMissWeasley11x reviews
***Previously titled "A Twisted Cinderella Story"*** Bella goes over to the Cullen's to have a movie night. Right at the end of Cinderella, she falls asleep. Watch what happens when her dreams turn into a twisted version of Cinderella! In dream: All Human. Co-written by Lauren.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years
by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Tina Cullen reviews
Emmett bets Jasper that Bella can't get Edward to sleep with her within a month, and soon the whole Cullen clan becomes involved. Well...except Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens
by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by TayBee reviews
When Edward and Bella run into an old friend, things quickly become complicated. Can Bella keep her friend safe from the big bad secret? Can she keep her safe from something even more threatening? POST BD. I'm NOT SM.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Angela - Complete
by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Alice wants to take Bella shopping with her in Seattle. Bella does not want to go shopping but is victim to Alice's mean attempts to get her shopping. In the end will Alice get Bella to Seattle? Read to find out. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
WifeSwap Vampire Edition
by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Before the Wedding
by Mrs. Edward Pattinson reviews
What Edward and Bella did before their wedding and what they are thinking about..it takes place before breaking dawn and after ecplise..please read it this is my first fanfiction, i do not own anything, just finished...writing a sequel, please keep readin
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Life Not Having You
by peaceandluv333 reviews
Emmett bets Bella and Edward that they can't stay apart for a week. After Bella takes on the bet, she releases how hard it is not to have her true love by her side. Between E/BD. R&R! Enjoy! Rated K plus , so it's not dirty!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Home economics!
by tinkaboo reviews
Edward and Bella Become Married,as juniors in high school. My first fan fic. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
Emmett's curious about a box of tampons he found in Bella's book bag, so he turns to Rosalie. Will she tell him....ooo....suspense. It's the never ending story of how odd my boy Emmett is so, Read&Review..please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Family Bonding Time
by Emmykinz reviews
Nothing will be the same. Literally. How long will it take until the one or all of the Cullen's truly snap at Emmett's bad jokes, unfanny humor, bad games, and 'brilliant ideas'. --Set after New Moon, Edward's POV, R & R--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Emmett
by Angel Ren reviews
Fluffic! Companion to Cupcakes. Edward gets to return Bella's favor and help her make her lemon bars. Superfluff one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming a Cullen
by AvaGrace91 reviews
The Cullens try to ease Bella into what life as a Cullen will be like by making her be in the family pictures, taking her on trips, and sharing family secrets she could never dream of! Lots of Edward and Bella fluff to come! Post Eclipse, short fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever Is Shorter Than I Thought It Was
by twilighter0001 reviews
It's been a long time since Bella was changed into a vampire. When she, the rest of the Cullens and Jake return to Forks a couple decades later, who comes looking for them? Will Jake have some compition winning Nessie's heart? And...is that Mike Newton?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
by Nastia Cullen reviews
Renesmee, Jacob, and the rest of the Cullens go to school. What if Renesmee falls in love with .... a human? How will Jacob and the Cullens react? Nessie/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
by Nastia Cullen reviews
One-shot! Alice plays a little "joke" on Bella! Then Edward comes home... Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Alice, Bella
by TayBee reviews
When Mr. Banner tells a joke in biology, Bella realizes that getting a joke to surprise Edward is more difficult than she thought. Takes place after Twilight. I own nothing. First FF. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlies Explantion reviews
What would Bella tell Charlie about becoming a vampire. How would Charlie React? Read and Review Please I will add more chapters. Criticism please remember you are strangers. Even if you have nothing to say please review so i know how many people read it
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009