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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Dreamer of sparkling peens.

Swear 24/7.

Like to tweet porn and discuss it.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 5,603 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,925 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8281 - Favs: 7,915 - Follows: 7,794 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7050 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 7,376 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Game On by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball. 1st Place Judges' Choice and 3rd Place Readers' Choice for Pop the Question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12909 - Favs: 7,974 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek Extras by cdunbar reviews
All the scenes that wouldn't fit into Resident Geek's storyline or requested different POVs on key scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5461 - Favs: 6,728 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11603 - Favs: 9,357 - Follows: 6,623 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8173 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 8,477 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Camisado by Sophz456 reviews
They told her it was suicide. She didn't believe them. The mission? Maintain the cover, get inside and extract the targets safely. Simple, right? Bella Swan used to think so... until she met Edward Masen. E/B AH. Sequel - Heavy In Your Arms - in progress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,847 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Friendly Skies by readingmama reviews
A business trip, a cocky flight attendant and a day she'll never forget.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Dose Of Reality by Aspenleaf reviews
An unusually quiet Sunday turns horrifying when an unexpected case hobbles through a Seattle hospital's ER doors. Throw in a nightmare and the MC and hilarity ensue. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fire, Blood, Truth by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Too young to be changed, but Aro had no choice. When Alec wakes, Aro feeds his bloodlust—then shows him a wholly different kind. Slash, NC-17. Received The Truly Twisted Award in the Beyond the Pale contest. Warnings in A/N, please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Alec, Aro - Complete
Her Words by the-glory-days reviews
Bella writes down what she feels. These are her words. This is the story of how she was saved by Edward. A sequence of 7 short poems. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Ambulance, My Rescue by hammondgirl reviews
With the way she sped through her life - not paying attention at how fast things were passing her by - it was only a matter of time before she crashed. It's a good thing he arrived in an ambulance. My entry for the Love For The Unloved 2010 Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Open Door Policy by teacupsNmints reviews
High School sweethearts Bella and Emmett are married and content. Emmett's brother Edward comes to visit. He's not the misfit Bella remembers from High School. Entry written for "Forbidden Love Affair" A Contest of Hidden Desires AH / BxE Mature Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,663 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,984 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10034 - Favs: 7,453 - Follows: 6,122 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5956 - Favs: 9,914 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11444 - Favs: 11,357 - Follows: 5,856 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
I Fell In Love With Your SinContinued by twilightnaley19 reviews
Bella is the goody too shoes and the police chief's daughter, forbidden from even befriending Edward, Forks bad boy. But forbidden fruit is always the sweetest. OOC for Darkward, rated M for Cursing and Smut! Adopted from Danie-SweeterThanSour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 8,975 - Follows: 4,108 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 437 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
11:11 by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one could ever hurt her like he'd done. He'd sent her hopes crashing down from the sky, and she was left to live with the hell he put her through. But without her he was lost. Little did he know, she couldn't say goodbye either. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Linger by Skanky Frankie reviews
PWP. Bella and Edward, gettin it on... Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Passion Fruit by treee reviews
The fruit of one's body, the passion it creates, is the greatest gift known to man.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crushlicker by MySlashyFriend reviews
Jasper has a crush on his roommate. He wants to lick him. One-shot entry For the Love of Jasper Contest. AU/AH. Non-graphic, Slashper cuteness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Like Moths to Flame by NanMcCullen reviews
DILF Contest: New divorcee Bella finds a fresh new face next door to her dad. Single dad Edward finds the girl from his dreams living the with the cop. A kid in the mix really shakes things up. But maybe dreams do come true after all. MA OOC AU Citrusy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 426 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Safecracker by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward holds the key to his family's success but when he encounters Bella Swan, he has to make a choice. Will it be his family, his profession or true love? ExB.AH.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Rest of Eternity: Bella and Edward by D. S. London reviews
Plot takes place 20 years after Edward bit Bella. Story is strictly evolving around them with other characters featured too. GRAPHIC LEMONS and GORE - BEWARE! There are alot of twists and turns. Stylishly written.If you enjoy long chapters, read this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,872 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Memory in Blood by araeo reviews
AU. Edward is an unapologetic "recycler" of the scum of the human population. But when his plan is suddenly ruined by the appearance of a certain brunette, his world is changed irrevocably. **Third place - "In The Dark Contest." E/B. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4427 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spin the Bottle, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekends, this is the story of Edward and Bella’s first kiss during a game of ‘Spin the Bottle’ at Eric Yorkie’s eleventh birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Liaison by NanMcCullen reviews
My entry for the LtL contest. A month of watching... a month of wanting... and a month of no action at all. How will it turn out? Slash. MA for sexual content. Extremely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19571 - Favs: 12,432 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Carlisle and Esme: Their Story by mossmonster reviews
We've heard Bella and Edward's story but now it's time to hear Carlisle and Esme's...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Story of Rosalie Hale by smile1234321 reviews
The tragic tale of Rosalie Hale but the beautiful tale of Rosalie Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
To Love and Protect by whitereflections12 reviews
CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,276 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Hard To Get by princess-girl45 reviews
Bella's the new scolarship student at Hollisters Academy, boardschool with rich, arrogant teens. She met Edward, player, and while he try to seduce her she's determined to show him that she isn't easy. But will she really resist him or break her own rules
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7747 - Favs: 9,261 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Overcast by I'm Miss World reviews
ONESHOT Perhaps there was a deeper reason for James tracking Bella. The relationship she and Edward have revives a painful memory of a love once lost, taking James' humanity with it. JamesOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [James, OC] - Complete
The Wedding Night by Hanna Rae reviews
Edward and Bella the night and morning after their wedding. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,293 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Locked in by Lessien-Dorthonion reviews
All human. Bella and Edward go to the same school and hates each other since the first day Bella started at Forks high school. Alice is Bellas best friend and she wants Bella and Edward together so she locked them in a room togheter. What will happen next
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
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Masterpiece reviews
Tu fin puede llegar en cualquier momento. Crees saber que llegará algun día, pero nunca imaginas cuando. "Quiero que me supliques. Quiero oírte suplicar que te lo cuente"¿Qué hacer cuando lo unico que deseas es sobrevivir?
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Glove Upon That Hand reviews
My heart is thumping. The music increases its tempo, and he grabs me forcefully by the waist. We are close, very close, but our bodies are barely touching. My breathing is erractic. His smell is surrounding me, his gaze penetrating me. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pure As Snow, Evil As Fire reviews
AH / AU. Bella is the new girl. She has a very bad record from her last schools. She meets Edward, a very problematic boy. They detest each other. Will that hate become passion? Not everything seems what it looks like. BLOOD, ANGER, HATE... AND PURE LUST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella