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hey howdy hey ;)i'm erin and i live in forks, washington. haha, jay to the kay! i wish. i actually live in upstate new york, where people go to juvie :O but im not one of those people. anyways, about me. i am totally in love with twilight. bella and edward 4ever. (: team jacob! :D jacobs just a hott indian dude who knows how to fix ur car and can cliff dive. CAN EDWARD DO THAT?!CAN HE PUNK?!?! i HATE renesmee. and yes bella, your child just got nicknamed after the loch ness monster because she is a hideous sea monster that should be locked up in a cage and should die of ugliness. rosalie is a bitch. i dont think shes a vampire cuz shes having pms. thats the only reason why shes mean. well, besides that she never really got over edward :0 creeperrr. emmetts just my big teddy bear. HENCE THE PENNAME. jasper calms me down faster than an almond joy. carlisle can fix my broken arm! esme is the loving mother ive always had. alice is my best friend and we shop together. and edward. hes the creeper that sneaks into my room at night and watches me sleep. haha. i've been told im funny. i guess. i have a load of friends. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME. although im not an *official* beta reader, i will beta your story for you.

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When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5456 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Our Hearts are Locked Forever by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like to live with your best friend? Things change and moves occur when recent family happenings lead to divorce in the Swan house. Bella learns to cope through friendship and love. All human/canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,906 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009
Can't Get None by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
love-birds Renesmee and Jacob are trying to take their relationship to the next level... but will they ever succeed? LEMONS rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
A Great Big Grizzly by leslie grace reviews
An assembly of delicious one-shots or two-shots of Emmett being Emmett. Humorous. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett
Over The Wall by TwiHard24 reviews
After the girls sneak into an all boys military school Bella can't seem to get one of the guys, Emmett, out of her head.With Rose and Alice pushing her closer to him can she keep denying her feelings for him or will she let him catch her as she falls?BxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Oh Baby! by ms.singsinhersleep reviews
17 year old Bella Swan is pregnant and alone. Will her prince charming ever come to save her? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,793 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella
Unexpected by alyssacullenforever27 reviews
After a deeply disturbed Jacob rapes Bella in the forest, she finds she's pregnant with his werewolf baby. How will this affect the relationship between Bella and Edward? Can they possibly keep the baby? AU. Post Eclipse. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,008 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
It's Meant to be Ours by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Sequel to IIHE. Six months have passed since Edward, Jasper, and Rosalie have moved in with Bella, Alice, and Emmett. How will life be in their house? BxE, EmxR, AxJ. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
My Teacher, My Murderer, My Mother: Esme Cullen by xx.Meryl reviews
Esme is trilled to be teaching second grade, but when she finds one of her students in less then great shape, she must make a split second decision on behalf of this young girl. Life as a Cullen or Death?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Esme - Complete
You Can Hate Me, After You Pay Me by sambeam reviews
Bella Swan is a high school prostitute from Arizona, the new dangerous girl in town. Edward is bored with normal life and is obsessed with finding pure beauty in anything. All Human, OOC. Normal pairings. Lemons. Angtsy deliciousness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
It's in His Eyes by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Bella, Emmett, and Alice share a house, and Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper share an apartment. When the two groups meet, anything can happen. All human. BxE EmxR JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,217 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
Frozen Night by cold.obsession reviews
Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
California, Here I come by Twilight Halo reviews
Bella is forced to move to California since her parents are unable to take care of her. Child Society puts her in with one of the richest families in the OC- the Cullens. Bella has to deal with peer pressure, and stuck up player Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,667 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Miracle by snow drop deer reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper have a baby together? *Final Chapter Up*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
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This and That reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl in school, who wouldn't be caught dead with a nerd like Edward Cullen, who apparently likes her. But when a terrible accident happens to Bella, she might not have a choice. AU,AH. ExB. Canon Pairings. R&R Please! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Red Rose reviews
Alice dared Bella to go on the reality TV show 'The Bachelor.' Edward Cullen is the sexy Bachelor, that nobody can resist. Friendships will form, and alliances too. But when pregnancies and ex's interfere, what will happen? AU,AH, Canon Pairings. R&R! ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella