DeathlikeSilence
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Joined 01-14-09, id: 1804317, Profile Updated: 04-03-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I write Harry Potter fics. My favorite pairing is Draco/Luna, though it's not canon. I think they're both interesting characters and it's fun to imagine what they would be like together. I also like Tom Riddle and I like writing parodies. I hope you check out some of my work; I have both serious and satirical fics.

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Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irresponsible Shippers by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Back AGAIN! Still the digitally remastered sumptuous edition director's cut. Sick and tired of reading weird pairings in Harry Potter fics? Me too. From Snape/Lily to Voldemort/McGonagall, I make fun of them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
A Slytherins Guide To Putting Out Fires by venomoxide reviews
Luna drinks something she thinks is harmless but is proved quite wrong as she begins to feel rather... warm. And who is to find her in this state? None other than Draco Malfoy. DM/LL, Limes, SexualContent!, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
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Silent Nights, Lustful Nights reviews
Draco is thrilled when he's invited to a very exclusive event over the holidays - and is later disgruntled upon discovering that Luna Lovegood is the only person he knows there. As they learn more about each other, their relationship grows more intimate..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Luna L.
Promiscuous Hat reviews
A one-night stand with the Sorting Hat leaves Harry lusting for more. How will a heartbroken Ron cope with Harry's new infatuation? Rated M for sex scenes with hats. Entirely non-canon and unrealistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Opulent Simplicity reviews
It is nearly two years after the war. Draco has completed his seventh year at Hogwarts and now works in his new shop. His life is all set...until Luna Lovegood appears, bringing unexpected surprises that may shatter his relationship with Pansy forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,422 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Ron's Secret reviews
Can a boy fall in love with his best friend's owl? Contains bestiality and very graphic scenes. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ron W., Hedwig - Complete
L'amour Detruit reviews
Draco finds himself infatuated with some he never expected to find attractive. Will he sacrifice his pride to be with the girl he loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Cruelty and the Beast reviews
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, and Hogwarts is at unrest. A shy, bullied girl, known by her classmates as 'Moaning Myrtle', is meanwhile preoccupied with her infatuation for Tom Riddle. Little does she know that her love will prove to be fatal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,706 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle - Complete