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Best friends are like condoms;
they're your protection when things get hard.
Thanks for being my Trojan

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"

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Friendly Runaway by steffy2106 reviews
The story starts at beginning of season 4.What would have happened if Haley did fight with Nathan about him accepting Duke offer? What if she decided to leave town without telling him about the pregnancy? Laley friendship, Naley.Better summary inside
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,219 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Haley J.S., Lucas S. - Complete
Sleeping with the witness by juliet2219 reviews
Agent Edward Cullen takes his job very serious and always walk away from a case no-strings-attached. Sparks fly when he meets Bella, their only witness in a murder. Will Edward be able to walk away from this one, unattached? Full summary inside. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,339 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Call Me Daddy by dreamchaser31 reviews
What would happen if Stephanie did get pregnant during her first marriage?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Stephanie P., Joe M.
Love is Hell by Kefe reviews
Edward Cullen HAD Bella Swan from the moment they first met. He owned her, everything about her and he threw it all away in a few hours. But now he's back to win her all over again but this time she's not falling. AH, OOC, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,343 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Within Arms Reach by 5ctBauble reviews
As kids she was the girl next door but best friends Bella and Edward were suddenly separated. A lot can happen in eight years so can a broken Bella and Edward reconnect again and heal one another? AH, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,301 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Forever Changed, Forever Yours by twilightfanatic9 reviews
Bella and Edward are bffs until they are 14 when bella leaves to be a foreign exchange student in Ireland. She left hideous and comes back gorgeous. What does edward do?All human! 1st fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Acceptance by chloewren reviews
Sometimes you just have to accept what you cannot change, even if you don't want to.Rated T
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,600 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Without a Trace by schaefy reviews
Life is certainly more interesting with Steph and Sammy around at Rangeman, but a few months later they've disappeared without a trace. Where are they? Can Ranger find them in time? Please R&R!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Stephanie P.
Hearts On Fire by elizabethmac reviews
Bella is working part-time as a bartender while completing her studies. Edward is a new probationary firefighter who works out of headquarters right across the street. Will it be love at first sight? Lots of fluff, angst and maybe some lemons later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,408 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Little White Lies by Lorilozz reviews
Haley's keeping a secret… a big secret. Her best friend Lucas has a half brother, but she can't tell him. Her solution? Investigate said brother, but falling for him wasn't part of the plan. She'll learn that little white lies can lead to big trouble.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,162 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Haley J.S., Nathan S. - Complete
Frozen Night by cold.obsession reviews
Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Plum er's Helper by Kelby reviews
Title should read "Plum-er's Helper" It won't accept the dash. Stephanie is not having a good afternoon. She had a problem. She called for help. It's who she didn't call that's a problem.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Tween Pressure by JenRar reviews
Cute & funny story comparing the Plum characters to Stephenie Meyer's Twilight characters.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.] - Complete
Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything by always and forever x3 reviews
A lot can happen over a summer vaction at Brooke Davis' cabin. Lucas and Nathan have finally accepted each other as brothers, but can Haley adapt to the change and forgive Nathan? Will a summer romance begin? SEE WHAT HAPPENS. NALEY, Brucas and Jeyton
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Haley J.S., Nathan S.