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Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Bellarella by EdwardCullensLuckyBite reviews
Starting with a lost cell phone, ending with a changed life. Bella’s dealt with unfavorable events and unlikeable people. With his past and urge for revenge, it would be a surprise for her to walk away unharmed and for Edward to be happy with his choices.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,200 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Vampire Experiences by wanna.be.bella reviews
SEQUEL: to Human Experiences. Well you saw how crazy Bella was when she was a human. Just see how much trouble she can get herself into as a vampire! All Cullen's involved in this crazy expidition! Rated M: for vulgar language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shopping with Alice by littlelaughingchick reviews
Describes a shmexy shopping trip with Alice...Bella may get kidnapped? dum dum dum plz read not good at summaries XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
All's Fair in a Lover's War by readinangel reviews
Bella’s life is good and her perfect boyfriend Edward makes it even better. But when they get into a fight, it starts an all out war between friends. Secrets are revealed, alliances are made; people are crushed. Who will win this ultimate lover’s spat? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Funny Notes with Bella and the Cullens by meghanlundy reviews
What happens with a piece of paper and some pens mixed with the Cullens and... Bella! So many random things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destiny of Dreams by marykat reviews
A teenage Bella begins to have dreams of the same man over and over again, unbeknownst to her she is traveling through time. Edward sees the same mysterious girl throughout his life, and is hauntingly drawn to her. Will they ever meet in real life? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,808 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
50 Things I Want to Do to Mike Newton by luv2read134 reviews
Also called "Marvelously Mischievous Methods to Make Mike Miserable". Bella is having a bad day, and when Mike asks her out for the millionth time, she's had it. She writes a list of 50 things she'd like to do to hurt or humiliate Mike. Canon. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
Loving Jacob Black by Permanent Rose reviews
/Leah Clearwater was the last person I ever expected to fall in love with. Until this point, I had thought of her as a self-centered irritable harpy. Heck, I barley even considered her a girl. But suddenly, she was all that mattered/ JacobXLeah
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Served Cold by Lily Turtle reviews
Revenge, betrayal, lust... Life doesn't end with Bella's change. It begins with it, but happily ever after is just an illusion. What if Bella had to fall in love with Edward? All. Over. Again - Rose Thorns sequel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella and the Photography Assignment by LittleAlice-BabyRose reviews
Renee makes Bella take photography classes, but Mike is her teacher. What happens when he gives her the first assignment?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete
The Cullens On MSN by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a random conversation on MSN! xD please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
The Cullen Boy's Sleepover by emkk reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward have a sleepover, but things go awry as they attempt to make prank phone calls. Hilarity ensues. Set between Twilight and New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009
Musical Pairs by JacobsFlame19 reviews
The Cullens Swans and Hales all go to a fine arts school, and some of them are meeting each other for the first time. What happens when they figure out the who they are with isn't who they belong with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
JACOB'S FLAWS by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
THIS IS A STROY TO MAKE FUN OF JACOB. IF YOU LIKE JACOB THEN LIVE WITH IT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Human Experiences by wanna.be.bella reviews
You know how Edward said he wanted Bella to experience all those necessary things in life? Well here it goes! Bella starts her wild, dangerous, and crazy human experiences...w/ Emmett Alice Rose and Jasper! rated T for some lanuage. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
The Wonderfully Wacky World of Harry Potter by Green Wolfe reviews
Series of unrelated drabbles and one-shots. Pure 100% unfiltered crack. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pranking Emmett by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
The Cullen Clan gets back at Emmett for pranking them comtinuous times before
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Normal Day At the Fair With the Cullens by Eddielover101 reviews
The Cullens want to go to the fair. with danger magnet Bella and her friendly vamps what could go wrong? first fanfic please dont hurt me just enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Till The World Stops Spinning by Lily Turtle reviews
ONESHOT. It's the end. And the beginning. It's the last day of the world. What do the Cullens do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
FairyDust Chronicles reviews
Marauders-Era Fic about a Fairy who is going to Hogwarts to get inside information for the Fae in the Wizards/Fairy war. First Fic! T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Severus S.