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Joined 01-15-09, id: 1804966, Profile Updated: 09-03-11
Author has written 9 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Phantom of the Opera, Command & Conquer, RENT, Mighty Boosh, and Lost.

Hello there. Welcome to my profile.

I'm Kate, and I write an awful lot. I just don't publish much of it. I'm very critical of my own writing, so I only publish what I am really fond of. Plus I don't actually finish much of it either. I have a very short attention span. My writing is hardly ever good enough for my own standards. I always find things that could be fiddled with, worded better or just downright deleted..

I have many fandoms, but I only write for a few, as I feel I wouldn't do justice to others. I have written for Skulduggery Pleasant, Command and Conquer and Phantom of the Opera. However, I'll read a fic from absolutely any fandom I have even a vague knowledge of. I support many ships, although as long as it's a fandom I know, I'll read any pairing. Open mind and all that.

There are a few things I never want to set eyes on, however. One of these is Mary-Sue fics. Although no-one seriously does this on purpose (unless it's a parody, which I happen to love), if your OC's name is Sapphire Diamond Rainbow Angel Mistofelees and is marrying the main character, despite the fact that they are already in a solid relationship, you should probably douse yourself in cold water.

Things you don't need to know about me:

1. My name's Kate, although I'd rather you didn't go shouting it at me.

2. I love writing and reading, but I also sing and act in my local amateur drama club.

3. I'm a little bit addicted to musicals.

4. I can spend my entire day reading fanfictions (and actually have a couple of times.)

5. I fancy Ramin Karimloo. An awful lot.

6. I've met Derek Landy, along with 3 of the other biggest Skulduggery fans ever - James, Harry and Oscar. I think, frankly, we terrified him. James poked him in the nose, Oscar hugged him and Harry just looked at him.

7. Ghanith, Tanguine, Tanduggery, Solith, Tana, Fletchith. It all works if Tanith's in it.

8. In case you hadn't established already, Tanith Low is my favourite character in Skulduggery Pleasant. Shame on Derek for the end of Mortal Coil.

9. I want to write a book.

My Stories:

Drabbles of Drabbleyness - Skulduggery Pleasant: Currently, this is only one chapter, but I am trying to add more. It will eventually just be a collection of one-shots, nothing too special. A lot will probably be Ghanith or Fletchyrie, because they're the only way to go.

Crossing Swords - Skulduggery Pleasant: This one focusses around Tanith and Skulduggery, and is really quite dark. Currently there are only two chapters, but I am working as hard as I can to write more about it. Essentially, it is a story of Tanith and Skulduggery, trapped in a safehouse together trying to keep Tanith safe from an evil assassin with a grudge. May develop into a bit of strange and desperation-induced TanDuggery, I don't know yet.

Ghastly's Task - Skulduggery Pleasant: Some pretty, post-Mortal Coil, Ghanith for you. Well, maybe not pretty... but there will be Ghanith. Plenty of it. This one revolves around Ghastly's fight to extract the Remnant from Tanith and return her to the woman she used to be. Bits of Fletchyrie, but Ghanith-centric.

Too Damn Stubborn + The Untold Love Story - both Command and Conquer/Tiberian Sun: Probably going to be reworked (majorly) and replaced with something downright better. Just leaving them up for now as McNeil and Umagon as a couple is something more people need in their lives.

Unfurling Her Wings - Phantom of the Opera: Won't be any romantic pairings in this one. This is set either post or pre-Phantom, and I guess it's probably a bit of an AU... Anyhow, basically Erik unwittingly becomes the guardian angel of a young ballerina in the Opera house, and tries to help her overcome her fears and become a star. Shameless cuteness and adorableness.

Her Eyes - RENT: Just a one-shot of some Roger/Mimi fluff. Mimi wants to hear Roger play 'Your Eyes' again, and Roger can never say no to her. Just a bit of something I came up with after watching the movie.

Quirk - The Mighty Boosh: Something I've been considering for a while, but only just got round to. Vince falls in love, yada yada. Introducing a lovely OC, Addison Quirk. Be nice to her, she's only little.

Upcoming Stories...

Sister Moon - Mighty Boosh: Howard's sister needs a place to stay, so Howard offers up the couch of the flat. Vince is grumpy because he doesn't want a shorter, female version of Howard living in his home. Especially not if she has a moustache. However, Howard's sister turns out to be just the kind of person Vince has no problem being around. But there's a secret in her past, and if Vince isn't careful, he might just accidently hurt her.

(No Current Title) - The IT Crowd: Richmond has fallen in love. With the girl who walks past him around the coffee shop every morning. A Richmond-romance fic, because there aren't nearly enough around.

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Valduggery Drabble's by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Back in action! For now anyway
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009
Phantom Interviews! by Lila Caffee reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Tibbits on the life of Valduggery! by TheBlueBottle reviews
Little stories on Valduggery and Ghanith! Blah blah...you guys know the rest! R/R please! Rated T for lots of stuff! XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Seven Minutes In Heaven by violent darlings reviews
Modern day. The trials and tribulations of Erik as he attempts to navigate the weird and wonderful world of high school. Leroux/Kay based, predominantly Erik/Christine, although at times a little Erik/Everyone. Finally complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,952 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Secret of the Fuzzy Caterpillar by Bamber1996 reviews
Howard meets the supposed 'love of his life,' Jamie. Unsure of Jamie's gender, Howard continues to fall deeper and deeper in love. Jamie's face bears a monobrow which reminds Vince of a 'Fuzzy Caterpillar' bringing back childhood troubles for Bollo.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Moon, Vince N.
Bits and Bobs by RandomMoo92 reviews
Bits and bobs from the world of Harry Potter. One-Shots, Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
By The River by twostrandsofmelody reviews
Neither Éponine nor Enjolras want to be alone. Books and daydreams, both live their lives in fantasies. Who will wake up to the real world first? Enjolras/Éponine
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Alone by twostrandsofmelody reviews
Pining for someone she could never have and learning what will never be used; the ill fated Éponine and Enjolras find comfort together on that night before the barricade fell.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Black and Gold by A Girl Named K reviews
Soloman has never met a woman quite like Tanith Low.Tanith has never met a prick quite like Soloman Wreath. When the two get thrown together,on the run from fanatical Necromancers,they take refuge in the midnight hotel. M for later chapters. Solith x
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010
A few random oneshots about Valduggery and Ghanith by herp-di-derp reviews
Just random Valduggery oneshots. Enjoy :D Title and summary is changed by the way. Please R&R :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
Mended Bones by Colorfully reviews
A collection of one-shots, maybe a few multi-chapter stories. I will definitely include TanithxBilly-Ray, ChinaxSkulduggery, and maybe ValkyeriexSomeone. Not all stories will be romance. Rated T to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010
The Ten Things on Billy Ray's To Do List by DarkFlameOfTheMonkey reviews
"Darlin', you could look dangerous in a frock with little pink hearts on it. Not that you have one to wear at the moment. Or that you're likely to ever wear one. Not that I'd mind either way, of course." Exploring the potential of a post-Mortal Coil Tanith/Sanguine romance. Now *FANFIC REC'D* on *TV TROPES*. :D This is my Crowning Moment.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tanith L., B-R. Sanguine - Complete
The Story Of Their Life by LassieLowrider reviews
Earlier 'The Big Ass Tree'. This is now a collection of oneshots, all centered around either Valduggery or Ganith. If it offends you, then don't read it. T to be on the safe side.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
The Skeleton In Her Closet and other drabbles by LittleMissSkull reviews
Drabble time everyone! Friendship, parings and songs! A lot of song drabbles, 'cause I like writing them so much...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
A Pleasant Satire by forgetcanon reviews
A collective plea from the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant turns into a multi-chapter story with questionable prospects of ever being finished. Rated M for language and terrifying ideas. Such as Duskyrie and Fletchina.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
When Weasleys Get Jealous by RandomMoo92 reviews
A little father daughter bonding between Ron and Rose. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Rose W., Ron W. - Complete
Skulduggerific! by A Girl Named K reviews
Random drabbles of Skulduggery, his friends and enemies. Incorporating special occasions, events, and current affairs...and sex jokes. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Sorted and Consorted with a Sorting Hat by hrhrionastar reviews
For the Conversations with a Hat Challenge. From Lily Evans to Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M.
Doodles by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
A cute moment between two nameless lovers. It made me smile writing it, and I think it will make you smile too. It's a pairing of your choice.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
One Tequila, Two Tequila by its-Rayning-men reviews
Cam... Vala... a bottle of tequila. Rated M for second chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Vala, C. Mitchell - Complete
The infected girl by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Valkyrie has seen infected and fought them but what will happen when she becomes an infected
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
Although Bereft of You by Lady Alyss reviews
Did you wonder how people were coping with Skulduggery's disappearance. Little snapshots of the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant dealing with his sudden disappearance. Please read & review, it's my first hurt story
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
More Than Just A Pretty Face by A Girl Named K reviews
Tanith Low and Ghastly Bespoke didn't have much to say to each other in the book, then Ghastly used the Earth power and turned into a statue. But...what if they had things to say that weren't published. Could polar opposites really attract? GXT
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,021 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Anniversary by Lady Alyss reviews
This is my ULTIMATE expression of Valduggery. Gets pretty heave, rated M for reasons you'll find later on... heh heh... So yeah, ultiamteness :D Enjoy....
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Catfight by A Girl Named K reviews
Oneshot. Set between the first and second books.Tanith Low and China Sorrows, two strong female associates of Skulduggery Pleasant, have a little...disagreement, in China's library. Contains flying books and flying tempers. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009
Little Thief by forgetcanon reviews
It all depends on two things. One is where you came from, your past, your experiences, the people who had an impact on you. The other is your will to change it, and leave it behind. Tanith Low's beginnings, from start to end.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009
The Enigma of Sorrow by DementedWritingGnome reviews
A series of one-shots looking into the life of China Sorrows.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Skulduggery Drables by Wellthat'slife reviews
Inspired by xXcSourLemonxXx who you should check out by the way. My own set of drabbles. Shall be updated daily, and is definitely open for suggestions for a drable. R&R is very much appreciated.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
A New Dawn by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
Enjolras finds himself with the most unlikely of conversation partners...
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Enjolras - Complete
From Letter to Letter by forgetcanon reviews
26 Drabbles for 26 symbols and 26 random situations. Get ready for angst, humor, 'your mom' jokes, and much, much more.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Better Late Than Never by therisingharvestmoon reviews
Tanith Low visits the statue of Ghastly Bespoke. Slight Tanith/Ghastly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
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The Monster
'Some people don't need to be fixed. Doctor Jack's never made art out of skin and fire. Not like Jade can. Not like Jade will.' Warnings: Language, self-harm and mental illness. Also, original character. I don't own Lost.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Published: 3/31/2012
Quirk reviews
A girl enters the Nabootique to clean up after a fall. Soon, however, she finds herself a lot closer to the men working in the shop, especially a certain Electro Goth Fairy we all know and love. A Vince/OC story. For a bit of fun, light-hearted reading.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Vince N.
Her Eyes reviews
Fluff. Mimi wants to hear the song again. How can Roger possibly refuse?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
Ghastly's Task reviews
After Mortal Coil, Ghastly knows what he must do. He has to find her. Ghanith. Rated for language and maybe some grown-up talk in later chapters. Written before Death Bringer, so small details may not tie in.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Tanith L., Ghastly B.
Unfurling Her Wings reviews
She was a tiny angel, without the strength to fly. And he helped her to take wing and soar. CaringErik time.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Crossing Swords reviews
Tanith's life is on the line. Someone hired an assassin to kill her. But this wasn't any hitman. He was the best. She'd come across him before. And she was terrified. Angsty, probably TanDuggery, if I feel like it. R&R.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Tanith L., Skulduggery P.
The Untold Love Story reviews
Think of the final GDI video in Tiberian Sun. And now think about what might have happened afterwards. What happened to McNeil and Umagon's relationship after the events of the final conflict? Slight AU - Because the 'romance' at the end never happened.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
Too Damn Stubborn reviews
Umagon's sleep has been plagued by vicious nightmares. Mac's thoughts are so muddled that his mind won't let him sleep. This isn't my best work, but I was so desperate to get something like this on the internet that I worked too fast. I might change it...
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Drabbles of Drabbleyness reviews
Well, here's my new collection of drabbles. I hope you like! Mild language and moderate sexual references are the rating reason. Pairings: Val/Fletch and Ghanith. I've never been one for Valduggery...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010
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