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Joined 01-15-09, id: 1805052, Profile Updated: 01-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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Bartender by Morphy reviews
Loving someone from afar can be difficult; there is always the fear of losing the perfection you created in your head and fell in love with. Is the real thing ever worth the risk? AH One-shot AlicexBella Bellice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Bella, Alice] - Complete
Unwanted by popularcypher reviews
This is a TanyaxBella because I love the pairing and there are not enough stories about them. Bella just moved from Washington to Alaska and meets Ms. Denali who is her teacher. This is post New Moon. I suck at summaries but I promise it is good! Please Read and Review! FUTA!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,781 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Pancakes For Dinner by Morphy reviews
Bella and Alice have a strong connection but with Alice's deteriorating health it seems their time together is limited. What will Bella do to try and save the person she loves? A/B ooc.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,366 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
There's Lots of Splendor in Serkonos by Lord Divestre Croft reviews
Yes, it was blistering hot, and she believed that she was in grave trouble. For… to put it bluntly, Jessamine Kaldwin was hot and bothered… over Corvo Attano.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Corvo A., Jessamine K. - Complete
Teach Me How to Cook by Wendy55 reviews
Bella gets home from work to find a pleasant surprise waiting for her in her shared apartment with her fiancee. A simple cooking lesson leads to a night of sexy fun-time. One-Shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Office Lovers by RedEsmerald reviews
So, this particular day is the day that the inevitable finally happened. A faulty latch on her office door, of all things, changed my life. BellaxAlice. AH, UA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Alice - Complete
It Won't Rain by MyTwiDreams reviews
Alice falls hard for her cousin's charismatic best friend but the beautiful brunette doesn't seem that interested in returning her feelings. Or maybe she's just desperate to keep a secret. Bellice/AH. This story deals with GID Gender Identity Disorder
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 84,840 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Jungle World by Kunari801 reviews
Explores the first few weeks after the Normandy crashes on the Jungle planet. Kaidan needs to focus on leading the survivors to avoid falling into depression, but he knows it's only a matter of time before the pain of losing Shepard catches up to him. Story based on High EMS Destroy ending, was started before the EC. Except for some areas fits with EC too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Pleasure of the President by bornonhalloween reviews
President Cullen has a big day ahead- an unpopular announcement to deliver in the morning, and a confession later that night. Can Secret Service Agent McCarty keep him safe through both, or will he have to take a bullet for the man he secretly craves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Square Pegs by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Three years after Edward chafes at Carlisle's restrictions and leaves him, Carlisle stumbles across his scent in an alley in New York City. Slash, AU, C/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Simple Curiosity by miluvrox reviews
Ursa had always had too big of a curiousity that always got her in trouble. Now, she's curious about Azula, more specifically, her body. Could eventually turn into a full story. ONESHOT FUTA!AZULA, SMUT, AZULA/URSA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Azula, Ursa
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Passing Stranger by Morphy reviews
One-Shot, Do you think it's possible to love a person in the amount of time it takes a cup of coffee to warm your cold hands? Bella's early morning coffee run brings her together with someone she may never of met otherwise. AH A/B Bellice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ring of Fire by KitsuShel reviews
Bella comes home from work early, only to find her maid waiting for seduction. Will Tanya's punishment be sufficient? Or will they both burn in a ring of fire? My entry in the "For The Love Of Women" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
I'll Show You Madness by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
The Joker's escaped from Arkham and he only has two things on his mind - causing the Bat some trouble and making some mischief. That's until he meets Isabella Swan. He wants to corrupt every inch of her. Will Bella let him show her madness? Lem/Lang.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,833 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Joker, Bella - Complete
Cigarettes In The Theater by Morphy reviews
A bad date and a chance encounter leads to more than Bella expected or was prepared for but will it be worth it in the end. Real life seems to always get in the way. Bellice A/b E/J All human, characters ooc one shot right now may be continued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,378 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Sure Thing by Morphy reviews
One shot In life there's no such thing as a sure thing.Plagued with feelings of doubt Bella is unsure if she should hold out for her old relationship with Alice or see where things go with a new interest. Even then maybe it won't be that simple.AH a/b b/?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Alice, Rosalie - Complete
A Second Midnight Bond by WolfDragonGod reviews
Just a small story between Alice and Bella. Werewolf/Vampire with a futa twist. Lemon alert.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Lets Get Lost by WolfDragonGod reviews
A Short Alice and Bella one short, Futa warnings, you no like you no read. Lemon warnings. Also Alice is a vamp and bella is a ? can you guess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
In The Blood or Heart by WolfDragonGod reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Based on a story i read its called In My Blood by Isfelvic on ff . net. Lemon Alert. Futa warning. ALice/Bella Vamp/Wolf .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8666 - Favs: 14,021 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Revenge of the Nerd reviews
What happens when a nerd is turned away from the only family she knows by betrayal? She turns into a Hero! The sequel to A Nerd's Crush, this story follows Bella and Alice five years later, after Bella finds out the secret closely held by the Cullen's and Hale's. READ TO FIND OUT MORE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 19h ago - Published: 11/26/2014 - Alice, Bella
A Nerd's Crush reviews
Fighting monsters and demons in a battle to save the world... was a hell of a lot easier than asking this girl out it seems. BellaXAlice WARNING: Strong language and references to many nerdy things. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,475 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and The Nerdy reviews
Short stories of Bella and Alice's life before and during my story A Nerd's Crush. BellaxAlice Much nerdy things and strong language so YE BE WARNED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Alice, Bella