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Joined 01-15-09, id: 1805238, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.


Sorry for the lack of updates. I finally moved out of my dad's house and into my own apartment, but that also means I've started a new job, which so far, not only do I greatly dislike it, but it is also eating up all of my free time.

I totally plan to keep plugging away on The Good Girl, but right now that's only going to happen if I get a new job (fingers crossed!) or I somehow find a way to bend time (again, fingers crossed).

In the meantime, keep reviewing if you haven't already and add me to your alerts, and hopefully one day you'll get a happy little surprise!

I'm in my mid-twenties. I adore Twilight and it's the only kind of fanfic I read on here.

I initially hated Twilight because my Entertainment Weekly had a really ugly cover of ExB (I still can't believe how hideous that cover is when RPatz is so gorgeous) and Facebook Flair was full of Twilight Flair that I didn't understand. I can't really remember what made me want to read the books after so much hate, but I bought Twilight, read it, and went back the next day to buy the other three books. I've been obsessed ever since.

I adore Rob as Edward, but he sometimes annoys me with his unwashed looks on the street, but the man photographs like something I've never seen before. He looks amazing on film and I wish he'd totally Edward himself out in real life so I can have even more pretty pictures to look at.

I don't consider myself a writer, but I do have a full-length screenplay registered (I have absolutely no clue/the nerve to try and sell it though, so it's pretty useless). I write fanfic for fun and to keep me occupied as I am dealing with a lot of stress and heartache in my life: My Mom passed away in June, my Grandmother in February, not to mention I just started a new job that so far is really craptastic, and I'm perpetually single.

I am completely co-dependent on my Chihuahua. It's actually really pathetic. He's my little sweetheart, and I say that knowing fully well that he's really just a grump who hates everyone but me (and even then, he's grouchy to me at least a few times every day).

"The Good Girl" has a soundtrack and I'd love for you to check it out. I love music and have a diverse collection (though that might not be obvious from looking at this soundtrack). I idolize Kylie Minogue; Hanson still has a spot in my heart; I love listening to Scissor Sisters, Britney Spears, Silverchair, Dannii Minogue, INXS, and Nine Inch Nails; I like songs by Robbie Williams, Prince, Jackson 5, George Michael, Holly Valance, Madonna, and Matchbox Twenty; and I am just now getting into The Feeling, Modwheelmood, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, and Morrissey. I also have a weakness for sick bass lines and hip-hop. Have some music you think I will like? Let me know, seriously! I'm always looking for great music, old or new!

I'm very nervous about posting my stories on here, even if they are just for fun, and I love reviews/alerts/favs. I don't post on any Twilight forums or sites, so if you ever feel the need to pimp my story out at any such places, I'd be very humbled and appreciative.

Soundtrack for "The Good Girl"

01. Jaded Silverchair - The Man That Knew Too Much
02. Coerced INXS - Elegantly Wasted
03. Conspired Deftones - Change (In The House of Flies)
04. Betrayed Chris Isaak - Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing
05. Restrained Silverchair - Dearest Helpless
06. Fantasized Utada Hikaru - Devil Inside
07. Disappointed The Feeling - Sewn
08. Answered Hanson - Strong Enough To Break
09. Apologized Nine Inch Nails - Only
10. Wondered Phantom Planet - Always On My Mind
11. Screwed Janet Jackson featuring Carly Simon - Son Of A Gun (I Betcha Think This Song Is About You)
12. Serenaded Oasis - Champagne Supernova
13. Bargained Kylie Minogue - Breathe
14. Ransacked Silverchair - Those Thieving Birds (Part 1)/Strange Behaviour/Those Thieving Birds (Part 2)
15. Outed Tinted Windows - Messing With My Head
16. Smiled Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm

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Tropic of Virgo by reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20341 - Favs: 13,602 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12150 - Favs: 5,329 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternal Dawn by Lizbit reviews
For so long, Edward has maintained control of the monster within. When Bella finally entices Edward to bed, control is lost. Can Edward forgive himself for his weakness and mistake? Or, will Bella turn to Jacob who lurks in the shadows? *BD ALT*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 137,443 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9815 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gap On Page 85 by sweetseverus reviews
Two-shot so far. The chapters Stephenie Meyer left out. Bella and Edwards first time on their honeymoon, now includes the second gap on page 108 and Edwards point of view. Warning: explicite content for mature audiences. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Good Girl reviews
Edward's a jaded player...but what happens when the player gets played and his whole existence is changed? AU, OOC, rated M for language, adult themes, and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Monster reviews
Edward is judge, jury, and executioner to the wicked...but what happens when he's a famished vampire who can't find the right prey? Brief scene depicting Edward's struggle during the time early in his life away from Carlisle. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward - Complete