Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
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um... So ya, I guess I'll try to do this as conventionally as possible, so here goes nothing:
I'm kakkii (not as in the manga artist, I only heard about him/her later. I am in NO WAY trying to still his/her spotlight!!!) and yes, I'm a girl. I'm seventeen (hopefully this tidbit of information won't get me in trouble) and I've been writing on fanfiction for over 3 years (maybe four). In truth, I've spent very little of that time actually writing, which upsets me deeply. I guess you could say I get distracted easily, since I'm currently working on 3 writing projects and yet none are close to finish:
First, I am working on an original peice of writing that I hope on publishing one day (probably far far away since it's barely started. Well, not really, but it still needs lots of work and I'm not as dedicated to the project as I wish I was).
Second comes my fanfic story Changing Fate, which I love (even if I look back and cringe at some of the things I wrote). I have NOT abandoned the project, even if it may seem I have, but I just can't find time for it anymore. It's my last year of highschool and I was silly enough to take all the difficult classes. Just today, I had a chemistry AND a physics test. In truth, though, maybe I'm just not trying hard enough. But I'll try. For the time being, though, I guess you could say it's on hiatus...
Finally, I thought that maybe if I started a new project it would help. This might sound crazy, but I thought that if I lacked inspiration for a story I could go straight to writing the other which would create a pattern that would be a lot more productive than just sitting on my ass all day. Hopefully it will get me writing again. This will also be a fanfic which will probably be called Liar Liar, but I won't post it until i know I won't just end up disappointing my readers again by stopping it. I'll try to make this one shorter to lower the risks of that happening, though...
I guess that's the only revelent things about me. I also have a oneshot called Against All Odds (Which is complete!!...well...Duh, but anyways) that you can check out. So... I guess I'll end your torture with the summary of (maybe) Liar Liar:
LIAR LIAR by Kakkii:
Edward was a jerk, that much I knew. So why the hell did I lie to protect that badass, nonconformist (though admittedly cute) butt of his? And now that I lied myself into this mess, all I can do is try to lie my way out. If only it was that simple. If only Edward wasn’t so damn set on making me want to fall in deeper.
(Also, here is a special thanks to my new Beta: "Insanity By Silence", who isn't to blame for my first 12 chapters and their lack of grammar. But, she accepted to actually help save my story and me, which I can't word how glad i am of that.
Also, here some sayings i like:
FOR THE BOYS:
Girls are like apples, the best grow at the top of the tree, but since guys are afraid to climb, they take the crap at the bottom.
Breaking up with a girl and asking her not to cry is like cutting a tree and asking it not to fall.
What happens when she's your Cinderella but your not her Prince Charming.
Love to a boy is just a chapter, but to a girl it's the whole book.
Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that we all fall apart, no matter how strong we are.
I haven't failed, I've only found 1000 ways that don't work.(so don't loose faith)
draw a line and live above it.
Sticks and stones can break my bones but words SHOULD NEVER never hurt me.
life is like an hour glass, at one point everything touches the bottom, we only need to wait for someone to come and turn it around.
FOR THE GIRLS
When you're caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
Don't make a guy a priority when he only makes you an option.
dear heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
(either i invented it or read it somewhere but here:)A broken heart is still a heart, and sometimes we just have to give it to someone to repair and keep, as crazy as it seems.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shutup and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.( not a complete punk)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(Why does friends and brains never come together in people's minds?)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(not)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Is that why shrinks tell you to express yourself? So that other kids can start calling you bitch, and than you have to continue your therapy longer? Why does life center around money anyway?)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Yap, so what?)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(Sure...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Got a problem with self preservation against the dangers that the disease called boys bring?)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (Never did never will.)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Damn, got me ALL figured out!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Ya, kid discrimination alright.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(Seriously, when it rains i find it more confortable and peaceful. That's it, end of discussion)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.( of course...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Of course, i don't want to be bored by the crowd so i HAVE to hate people!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(I'm carefree and serious at time, and i hate bitches. Close call...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ( i hate this one: it's as bad as saying that girls are weak)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(SO NOT TRUE…)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(Ya, sure, Beavers are diffinately my priority...)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(Why not?...I'm Kidding! Relax!!)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(That's It! Blame the kids, always them...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.(Being popular is just the power to make one's ego ugly.Bam!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.(Ya, you just jealous
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(a bit but…)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.(What's the point of being like every one else anyway?)
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(I don't want a boyfriend cuz your not so lucky, got it?)
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian. (I HEAR THAT ONE ALOT!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.(not. true.)
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink (who ever thinks that never met me)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak ( a little...lol)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(what would it change to you?)
A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (s.t.u.p.i.d.)
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.(Does that mean that if i hate dogs i have to eat some?so...)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.(Dumb, and worse, it works for my friends. AH!)
ok i agree, i am probably not the best example of the normal girl towards these stereotypes, but hey! i'm different and to me it's more of a quality than a something bad and you know what, I AM PROUD OF IT!!