TheNinthCircleofHell
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Joined 01-16-09, id: 1805800, Profile Updated: 03-23-14
Author has written 15 stories for Golden Sun, Tetris, World Ends With You, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, and Touhou Project.

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Welcome, mortals, to my profile. This is a section of the internet I get to talk about myself. Therefore, it is one of my favourite places on the net, and I can only assume it is one of yours as well.

Many years ago, I made a fanfiction account where I uploaded poorly considered and zero effort stories dedicated to hipster fandoms. Fast forward to the present, and you have found me returning to do pretty much the exact same thing.

Hi.

Although all my old shit makes me cringe, it's still here. I attribute this to my iron will and not that anything produced by my younger self is anywhere near halfway decent.

That and, honestly, some of it still makes me laugh.

Anyway, you folks ready for some quality fiction? Because you've come to the right place.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Kraden and the Flash Ant by Osprey Eamon reviews
A bunch of one shots which are hopefully amusing. Nom. 7: The characters of Golden Sun are handed the script for the latest instalment. Not all of them are impressed.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Garet's Crack Stories by Joker's Specter reviews
Or, "Mia Has Too Many Babies". A compilation of exaggerated and made-up stories by Garet to amuse little kids around a campfire. Intended for humor. Fear the Random. -Most Recent Story: Dullahan and Mimic's Excellent Adventure-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Garet
Golden Days of Love by The Lion of the West reviews
Emotions will run rampant when Feizhi visits Vale seeking Isaac to be her lover. It will revolve around Isaac and Feizhi, but there will be other shippings. Chapter 7: Isaac and Feizhi get some alone time.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Isaac, Feizhi
Alchemy Man by Dracobolt reviews
When a laboratory accident gives Kraden super powers, he decides to use his powers for good by fighting evil under the guise of Alchemy Man. However the path of a hero isn't always easy. [Collaborative fic by Dracobolt and Joker's Specter]
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Kraden
A Roof Over His Heart by Visor Eyes reviews
The story of Isaac and his forbidden love during the events of the Golden Sun prologue. Roofshipping. This story contains mild suggestive themes and human/roof relations.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Isaac - Complete
Hair Colors and Paper Fans by PaperCutVictim reviews
A conversation of sorts between the two Jupiter Adepts, that just so happens to go awry. CRACK, not to be taken seriously. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sheba, Ivan - Complete
Frozen Love by Blue Toad reviews
Isaac wanted to comfort her, of course...but he'd never, in all of his years, knew that it would have lead to something far, far deeper...IsaacxMia, rated T for themes later on and oneshot.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Isaac, Mia - Complete
A Lesson Well Unlearned by Lost Legendaerie reviews
-Sequel to Rhyme Over Reason- Everyone makes mistakes in their lifetimes, but no one can run from them forever. When Joshua's forced to confront his past, he'll have to choose whether to learn from his mistakes... or make them all over again. JxR
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Rhyme B., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Rhyme Over Reason by Lost Legendaerie reviews
-Oneshot- In the chaos of party plans, cherry tomato pie, blood phobias and sliding glass doors, there emerges a teacher, a nurse, and a really cute pairing. Who said watching the Olympics couldn't be fun? JoshuaxRhyme, slight NekuxShiki.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Rhyme B., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three by Hoogiman reviews
FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 162,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Psychic Powers Don't Work That Way, Haruhi by Dracobolt reviews
In which Haruhi fails to gain psychic powers but nonetheless has an enjoyable experience. Kyon/Haruhi Oneshot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Alchemique the Great by Dracobolt reviews
Alchemique always knew she was special. Now that this Heart Adept has been given a quest by the Wise One, she won't let anyone or anything stop her from fulfilling her destiny. - Oneshot
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Isaac's Mom Has Got It Going On by Dracobolt reviews
Oneshot - A freak accident has Garet falling for Isaac's mom. That's weird enough, but what's Isaac to do when his mom likes Garet back?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Garet, Dora - Complete
Felix Hates Mangoes by Super Sheba reviews
Felix disliked mangoes. No, not disliked; hated, abhorred, despised mangoes. It made very little sense, really. Why would a battle-hardened man be so disgusted by a simple mango?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Jenna, Felix - Complete
The Angel and the Slayer by Auteur87 reviews
The story of the love between Isaac and Mia, told in a series of conversations between the two and their friends. [Chapter 16: So... what happens now?]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Isaac, Mia - Complete
The One With All The Dead Guys by Dracobolt reviews
Death isn't always serious business. Sometimes it's downright hilarious. As these stories show, murder is the spice of life! [Complete]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007
The Smashy Amazing Race by Hoogiman reviews
Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,011 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Isaac and the Unicorns by Dracobolt reviews
Isaac meets a trio of unicorns and decides to help them on their quest to find Candy Mountain. Kraden also makes an appearance. [GSCharlie the Unicorn crossover fic] [Oneshot]
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Isaac, Kraden - Complete
Super Happy FunTime Xtreme by Infinity Plus One reviews
Greetings, happy audience people! Adepts have no chance to survive watch them make their time in super fun Japanese gameshow with prizes of happy!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
An Apojii Adventure by Dracobolt reviews
When the Adepts visit the Apojii Islands, they find that the villagers are in trouble. Naturally, they decide to help out, but things get crazier and crazier before the adventure ends. [Oneshot]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Mia's Kitty by Dracobolt reviews
One day, Mia gets a kitten. It's cute, sure, but it's also an evil little beastie. Too bad Mia doesn't realize that. Blood will flow, fur will fly, and the other seven Adepts will match wits with their toughest enemy yet.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,668 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
The Tale of Sir Garet by Dracobolt reviews
Sir Garet is sent to rescue a princess. As a reward, he will recieve her hand in marriage. However, there's some confusion as to who the princess actually is. Add in an evil knight who lives in a pink house, and Garet's certainly got his hands full. [OS]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Garet, Jenna - Complete
Jenna, Queen of Ninjas by Dracobolt reviews
Jenna goes on a journey to become the Queen of Ninjas. What perils will she face along the way? And will she be able to make all the sacrifices required to fulfill her dream? [Oneshot]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Jenna - Complete
Picard and the Mary Sue by Dracobolt reviews
While out for a walk one day, Piers meets Mary Sue, and his life is turned upsidedown. [Oneshot]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Piers - Complete
Persistence of Memory by Griffinkhan reviews
[for Aki's fic contest] Sit back down and drink your tea, she said shortly, handing him the cup. I'll explain everything. Just please, don't talk for now. I can't take it. Not today.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
And You Thought Pillows were Scary by Ark Navy reviews
Sequel to Pillows: Friend or Foe?The antagonists venture to the Venus lighthouse, only to screw it up yet again! Will this new mistake me a nightmare, or a 'wish come true?
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
Pillows: Friend or Foe? by Ark Navy reviews
[For Akiko's FanFic Challenge] Ever wondered what would happen if you put something OTHER than the Elemental Star into the lighthouse?
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
See That Girl? by Joker's Specter reviews
Garet falls in love with a girl during his quest...but who is she really? Yes, this is the Magmashipping story. One-Shot
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Garet - Complete
Alex, Overlord of Evil by Tetra Seleno reviews
Alex desperately wants to join the Evil Overlords of Evil. However, they don't want him in - unless he can prove how evil he is in 2 weeks. Day 5: Alex takes a break from the evil conquest and focuses on more important matters. Like his hair.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Technical Difficulties by Griffinkhan reviews
Some things are constant no matter what world you live in. One of these is Murphy's Law. (one shot)
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
Dora's Diary by Griffinkhan reviews
The Diary of Dora of Vale. Sanity not included. *one-shot*
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Complete
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Beneath the Saigyou Ayakashi reviews
Years ago, the youkai known today as Yukari Yakumo discovers a girl lying under the deathly petals of the Saigyou Ayakashi. This girl, however, is not dead. Yukari approaches, marking the beginning of a 1000-year long friendship.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Yukari Y., Yuyuko S. - Complete
Trolling ain't easy reviews
An insight into the terribly difficult life of Yukari Yakumo. When one thinks in portals, even the simplest of tasks become simpler.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
Dammit Komachi
An unfortunate incident involving Shikieiki without her clothing and her overzealous servant cause far reaching consequences for Gensokyo in the form of flying buildings, crispy Tenshi and displaced thievery. TL;DR there are too many broken characters in this series
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014
The Final Battle – Alex, the Sixfold Adept reviews
The adepts have confronted Alex in a world between Weyard and Creation itself. This is the adepts' final battle for the fate of Weyard, and nobody's holding back. Some light Soulshipping, Matthew/Sveta. Also, why isn't "Action" a genre? D:
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Matthew, Alex - Complete
Megaera's ROCK BAND reviews
Our favourite Goddess of Vengeance wants to make something of herself, and tries getting a gig together. There are probably Dark Dawn spoilers. There's probably one in the very first paragraph. It probably doesn't have much to do with the actual story.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Tavern Chaos reviews
When Zidane takes Cosmos on a date to the local tavern, they find it to be filled with the Warriors of Chaos. Zidane provokes the Cloud of Darkness, which escalates into a full-fledged barfight!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Zidane T., Cosmos - Complete
The Day the Wise One Impersonated Jenna reviews
The Wise One is up to his usual shenanigans, this time pretending to be a certain, red-haired girl. Why? To hit on Isaac, of course!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Wise One, Isaac - Complete
His True Calling reviews
Josh has finally gotten sick of judging life and death in the Game. As such, he has decided to work in the Ramen business with Ken Doi.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Noble Intentions reviews
Darkfic. An eight-year-old bloodstained Alex has just stumbled into Imil, despair-ridden and with one thought instilled within his young mind - The Golden Sun.
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Alex
The Amazing Weyard Race! reviews
It’s the Amazing Race, Golden Sun Style! Watch as eleven teams race around Weyard for the Grand Prize! Introducing the excessively violent Hydros, the typically perverted Kraden, the motherly Dullahan and many, many more! -Crack-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009
Despair reviews
L-block has just found out that his life partner, Square block, was cheating on him with his brother, Inverse L-block. Rated T for character death and suicide.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Isolation reviews
Set before Isaac’s group meets Felix’s group. Isaac and Mia get separated from Garet and Ivan and have to travel alone. How will things work out? -*Obvious really*- :D Mudshipping, IsaacxMia. -AU-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Isaac, Mia
Conservato's Day reviews
Born off the Truth or Dare game in the GS forums: Conservato’s Day! I cried myself to sleep after writing of this monstrosity of a fic. The pairings created in this almost burst my spleen. Read it and let me die in peace. -Crack-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Conservato - Complete
Vale's Climate Catastrophe reviews
The adepts confront the Wise One in a showdown over his latest scheme - Global Warming! Yet another one-shot crack-fic. Yes, I'm aware I'm lacking a sense of variety here. -Crack-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Parental Issues reviews
*My First Fic!* Sheba, being sick of not having any parents decides to go look for hers. The others, however, decide to take advantage of the situation, using it as an opportunity to become the new gods of Lalivero. -Crack-
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sheba - Complete
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