Hey yall its Digger. I love TWILIGHT! and thanks to the authers : Orianna de la Rose,I want a cookie NOW and Alli Edward Cullen! they write ausome story's. And plus those are just some of the greatest authors out there :)
P.S. I'm just writting this because im REALLLLY board..
My BFFFFFFFF is Oriana de la Rose
any thing else you want to know about me, send a message! ;)
P.P.S Im still REALLY BOARD!!
My list of favorite tilight characters (in no prticular order) I got this idea from Sophia 24
1. Edward - Well because hes sexy for one and hes not Jacob. (Sorry for all of you team Jacob's. No offence) He also save Bella from James and Victoria and her vampire army and plus, you would have to be CRAZY not to love Edward.
2. Jasper - Who doesnt love a man who was in war? yummmm. He tottaly cares about your feelings and he understands so much and hes a person who you dont have to worry about arguing with to much.
3. Bella - She has everything I wish I had. She lives in a wonderfull town, she has a boy friend, o and hes a vampire! I wish I was Bella sooo much.
4. Emmett - Hes so damn funny! I wish I had a big brother like him... Plus hes really cute. Hes there whenever you need him to stick up for you and whenever you wanna play a prank on some one or wanna do something crazy, hes the guy for you.
5. Alice - Shes just like a best friend should be. Always there to make you laugh or if you need cheering up, and she never judges you. Shes even there to take you shopping. You would have to be crazy to not want a friend like her. I know I do.
Something about me:
My favourite colors: Navy Blue, Red, Black and Green
My favourite animal: Bear
My favourite movie: Twilight
My favourite books: Twilight saga
My favourite bands: Linkin Park, Muse, Mutemath, Green Day, Paramore, Nickle Back, 3OH!3, etc...
“We say we love flowers...
reading numerous fanfictions,
copy and paste this onto your profile.
the bold ones r mi fav!
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proude of it, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
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If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: who, how, why, etc...
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
Love is Like Pi -- Natural, IrratiOnal, and Very, vEry Important
On average, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers.
A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
This is true!
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My parents so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My parents aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the far wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
with unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
But most of all
THIS SOOO LIKE EDWARD CULLEN ITS CUTE :P
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 10 for me
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
WIWAVS: Wishing I A Vampire Syndrome.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile. Done it :p
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. Soooo awsome
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ah Yeah!
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. who doesn't love cookies??
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. God yeah
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. I actually cried. . .all 4 times!
If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. I SO THINK THAT
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. IT'S THE BEST THING!
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm more than addicted
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
10 REASONS TO LOVE EDWARD CULLEN
1. he makes an effort to know what you are feeling if he can't read your mind
I am not afraid of the dark,
I am afraid of what is lurking in it.
I am not afraid of heights,
I am afraid of falling.
I am not afraid of falling in love,
I am afraid of not being loved back.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' (or) 'we screwed up didn't we?'
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but i best friend will go up to him and say "it's because your gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend laughs, and trips you again.
A good friend helps you move, a best friend helps you move bodies.
Good Friends- will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had to much. but a
Best Friend- will look at you trippin over your own two feet and say "drink the rest of that. you know we don't waste that kinda shit"
She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be makeing smores and hitting on the firemen.
Friends are gods way of apologizing for family.
She's my best friend - brake her heart, and I'll brake your face :)
A girl only need 3 things: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to help her up when the first 2 make her hit the ground.
We're not sarcastic-we're hilarious
We're not annoying-we're just cooler than you
We're not bitches-we just don't like you
We're not obsessed-we're just best friends
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (ooooh burn)
It's ok to be ugly, just ask your mom.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (love this one!)
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Tell the truth and run.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I put the FUN in DisFUNctional :)
It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
My imaginary friend thinks you have seriouse problems...
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me!
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. (Carlisle!!)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Parents spend the first part of our lives telling us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? (ha! love this one)
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Has anyone else ever wondered how Alcoholics Anonymous stays Anonymous?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it too your profile!
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (Morals and dignity, poeple. I'm not saying that people who aren't virgins are bad, I'm just saying I follow MY morals.)
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
Total 21 ... thats kool
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
xYou wear/Wore lip gloss/stick.
You smile a lot more than you should.
total: 14 thats kool well i hate shopping so must go for a big part
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xYou have ran into a tree.
xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
So far: 14
xYou have accidentally caught something on fire
So far: 18
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
xYou have eaten a bug.
So far: 27
x You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
xYour friends/family know not to use big words around you
So far: 32
xWhen you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
So far: 34 wow i must be stupid LOL!! :p
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
When Johnny shot the gun,
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
And tell my little sister;
And tell my wonderful friends;
Mommy, tell my teachers;
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
And Mommy, tell the doctors;
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to get married,
But Mommy, I'm must go now,
I love you Mommy, I always have,
--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Funny isn't it!
Have any siblings: 1 (step sis)
--Love & All That Crap--
Ever been in love: Yes
--This or That--
Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Car or Truck: Truck
--Have You Ever--
Danced in a public place: Yes... it was embarrassing
Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
--Random & Silly Junk--
Are you a virgin: Yes
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
Depends... at Dads its hot pink, at my house and nans its light pink and white (I HATE PINK)
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Sleeping or computer
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Urm…. No thank you?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
Are we going to see transformers friday? (sorry, Ilove those movies)
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
11, What was the last thing you ate?
French vanilla ice cream that tasted like smoke...
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yeah! Gladiator shoes! (the cute ones, not the ugly ones)
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Stanley Cup Finals!
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Um I dont know...
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
Jackie (my uncle)
16, Ever go camping?
Yeah like evry summer!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Used too, not no more
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
No, but I used to volunteer in the summer at my church for this youth group thing...
19, Do you have a tan?
NOPE! Dont want one! I LOVE being pale! ;)
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Hell YES, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD!
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No... PLUS! I drink pop. Not soda!
22, What did your last text message say?
Um... dont remember
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
26, What color is your watch?
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Depends on were it is...
30, What is your favorite number?
7 or 17
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
Probably go back to bed and watch movies
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
My dads girlfriends parents are here
35, Last song listened to?
Im not your boy friend baby -30h!3
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No! I wish
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My Black flip flops or my brown etnies
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
41, Do you love anyone?
42, Do any of your friends have children?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
Computer, MSN, fanfiction, eat, sleep etc...
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I DONT hate! I dislike!
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Um... It depends...
46, What color is your car?
47, Do you like cats?
Like bears more! (bears are mt fav animal)
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
NO! but I guess I wanna go
50, How did you get your worst scar?
Um.. I have so manny...
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Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, alene236, Christine232, pupp63
95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,
1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
1. Beer: drunk
2. Anorexic: skinny
3. Relationships: cute :)
4. Purple: gross
5. Power Rangers: wildforce
6. Weed: Justin
7. Steroids: Him.. :(
8. Cartoons: TV
9. The President: Obama
10. Tupperware: container
11. Best vacation: ..
12. Santa Claus: christmas
13. Halloween: my fav holliday
14. Bon Jovi: ew
15. Grammar: is fine?
16. Facebook: picturtes
18. Marriage: family
19. Paris Hilton: stupid
21. Redhead: emily
22. Blonde: jessica :P
23. Pass the time: i miss him..
24. One night stands: STD's
25. Donald Trump: hm..
26. Neverland: Peter Pan
27. Pixie Sticks: yumm :)
28. Vanilla ice cream: i prefer chocolate
29. High School: its not bad
30. Work: ick.
31. Pajamas: going to sleep
32. Woods: hunting
33. Wet Sock: clare >:(
34. Alcohol: rehabilitation center
35. Love: Tomas :)
Today, I made Carlisle think he was in love with Edward…Again! LOL!
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