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Joined 01-16-09, id: 1806056, Profile Updated: 10-14-10
Author has written 5 stories for Bridge to Terabithia, and Twilight.

Hi!

I am Spider-monkey girl and I love reading, especially Twilght.

My bff on this site is bella.cullen.iwish, she has been my bff for ages.

My info: Name:Ruth
Age: I did have my age up, but I decided to withdraw it just in case :)
I live in: England. . .

I am mainly Team Edward. I don't know why, there's just something about Jacob that really annoys me for some reason.

Ok, to anyone strange enough to see my profile and stories, I don't actually update that often because my parents actually don't want me going on this, and also because I get writers block a lot.

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Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13316 - Favs: 8,032 - Follows: 5,980 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
My life as a cat by ScarPaw234 reviews
gonna be rewritten
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trust, Love, and Sex by mostly a lurker reviews
Entry for The Cherry Exchange 2010 "She gave me myself back." After a traumatic experience, Edward has never been able to have a sexual encounter. Vampire Bella has her own issues. Can they find intimacy together? AU/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,425 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood Curses and Malfoys by Nebel Engel reviews
"Do you think you are the only one with problems, Granger?" Draco stood in front of her, anger written all over his face. DMHG Set after Voldermort's defeat, Hermione and Draco must face an arranged marriage, their families, and each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,686 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5727 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Purity Schmurity by loca37 reviews
I heard about them before I actually saw them. This is a small town and news of a hot new senior, and her much older; tatted up, and pierced, live-in boyfriend caused quite the stir. Submission for the Tattward and Inkbella Contest. APOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost In Forks by Calli3 reviews
Sadie Prince, a girl obsessed with Twilight gets sucked into the novel. Now she must find a way to get back home without getting in the way of the story she knows and loves. Based off the Lost in Austen idea
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,559 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Warriors Reference Book by Silver-Thirteen reviews
Contains a list of plausible names, rules for naming warriors, and later on other useful snippets for the inexperienced Warriors author. Keep your reviews censored.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009
THE WEIRDEST WARRIORS STORY EVER MUHAHAHA! by Purplestar Leader of awesome reviews
This is the weirdest warriors story ever! Whitestorm comes back from the dead, Red Berries of fire, Fashion Shows of Doom, Purple, Pizza and a whole lot more! REVIEW! IF U DON'T REVEIW TIGERSTAR WILL EAT ALL OF THE PIZZA IN THE WORLD!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
You're Obsessed with Twilight Fanfiction when by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
The foolproof way to know that you don't have a life beyond both Twilight and the internet! From the creator of 'The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show'. Rated T because I'm paranoid. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
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Reverse it reviews
Reverse the roles of Edward and Bella in twilight - Edward Swan is the son of Charlie and Renee, and Isabella Cullen was born in 1901, and changed into a vampire in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Regrets reviews
What if Jacob had not saved Bella in New Moon? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A different eternal reviews
The BPOV of Reverse it: Bella and Edward's roles in Twilight have been swapped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
The decision
Decisions make up life. Decisions make up Alice's visions. How will a set of visions change Edward and Bella's relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The spirits of Terabithia reviews
Leslie is dead, but when May-belle and Jess become King and Princess of Terabithia, what will happen to four spirits that watch them? ON HAITUS
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009