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Joined 01-16-09, id: 1806166, Profile Updated: 11-08-09

I hate stupid people . . . but I love really stupid people.

I don't like averagely wise people either, but I do like the really wise.

Gackt..

Why do people always put 'Age: NOT TELLING HAHAHAH NOW YOU CAN'T RAPE/STALK/KIDNAP ME!!' on their Profiles?

1) Nobody wants to rape/stalk/kidnap you.

2) It makes you sound like an immature twat.

3) Most older teenage readers will immediately leave without reading your stories because...

4) It makes you sound 8 years old. 8 year olds do not, on the whole, write well.

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The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reality Is Insanity by Riz-I reviews
"Your perfume smells like my Grandma's cat." "Oh yeah? Well you smell like a failed abortion but you don't hear me complaining." In which real life turns out to be even more ridiculous than Sasuke as Rapunzel and Naruto as a Particle Physicist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011
Haengbok! 행복 by Riz-I reviews
Yamanaka, if you want to move on- you have to figure out who murdered you." Great. That ho-bag Karin is stalking my husband and Sakura just threw red wine on her and the carpet. But hey, at least I can walk through walls now... Yeah, being dead sucks...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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