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Hi!...no,salutations...scratch that, bonjour.
I am not going to tell you about myself cuz...well I'm a paranoid person who doesn't trust people on the internet. ( that doesn't mean i think everyone is a crazy maniac stalker )
-I will always finish stories i write unless their is some good reason not to ( though updating may take time)
I'm a huge fan of upper class Prince/Noble/important clan neji hyuuga falling for lower class maid/peasant tenten so people please write some people! yes I know it's kinda cliche
Pairings ( in order )
1. Nejiten - Do i really need a reason?
2.gaaraxoc or gaamatsu (only if gaara's character isn't messed up)
3.Naruhina - I like Hinata cuz like her i tend to be shy ( even if i do meet you you won't know it's me, I'm no liar! ) so why not give her the love of her dreams?
Pairings i can't stand
1. ten x anyone not neji
2. Sasunaru, gaasasu and narugaa - If nature wanted gays, guys could have babies (I just find it odd, I don't hate gays)
3. Nejihina - they are cousins
4. Naruino - loud much?
Fave Ninja - female
Tenten or Hinata
Fave ninja - Male
Gaara or Neji
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Does a NejixAnko even exist?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Are you kidding me? I'm a girl and I still can't deny Hinata's hotness.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Everyone of Sasuke's fangirls would die and someone will shout "He is a girl! I always had my suspisions..."
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not especically about Akamaru...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sakura and Neji could make a good couple though I'm not a fan myself really...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither nine's a dog and if kakashi would be a pedophile if he and Tenten got together.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Temari walked in on Sakura and Sasuke having sex she would shout "So he's not gay!" give Sakura a wink and walk away.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
A KakaKiba fic! When Kiba asked for Kakashi's help with training even with his sharigan he couldn't have seen this coming.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
No. I think... I don't like reading yaoi so don't know.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Umm... The unexpected firey wind.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
This questionaire is really perverted. Since Hinata is really shy and and the hyuuga heiress and Gaara's the kazekage I'll say that Hinata goes to sand after being invited to a celebration af the Akatsuki's defeat unfortunatly mistakes sake for tea, gets extremely drunk then goes onto the roof and runs across Gaara who Kankuro had gotten drunk
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not that I know of.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
Sakura/Hinata/Tenten, unfortuanatly no but it would be a really hot fanfic.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kakashi... "This is almost better than my book!" sighs Kakashi and his perverted book.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don't right song-fics.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gaara/Neji/Sasuke. WARNING! Extreme trio of hotness, If you read beware of fangirls
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kakashi to Sakura. great Kakashi's a pedophile again. "Hey Sakura you wanna find out what's in this book firsthand?" omg perverted
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight
Anko describing Sakura's reationship with Shikamaru. "What realationship? Besides colleagues there nothing." Sakura's smart remember.
20) How emo is Seven?
Temari ain't emo, she's kick-a awsome
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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of there.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you20off--
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
This is this cat
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of school ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Copy and paste if this makes sense to you
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Uchiha4lyf, Vikutooria chan
If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile
If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.
If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their heads off.
you think you can wear crazy things any day of the year, but just don't get funny looks on Halloween if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I'll finish my profile later)
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