Vikutooria chan
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Joined 01-16-09, id: 1806398, Profile Updated: 11-19-16

Hi!,salutations...scratch that, bonjour.

I am not going to tell you about myself cuz...well I'm a paranoid person who doesn't trust people on the internet. ( that doesn't mean i think everyone is a crazy maniac stalker )

c( uu)
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

--heh, I stole this from somebody, your welcome to steal it from me.

(.• (.•~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of there.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you20off--
After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of school ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Copy and paste if this makes sense to you

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Uchiha4lyf, Vikutooria chan

If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile

If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their heads off.

you think you can wear crazy things any day of the year, but just don't get funny looks on Halloween if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I'll finish my profile later)

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Leave by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
AU. Two volatile roommates. One room. Hell ensues. Rated for language! Non-Yaoi.
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The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
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The Devil's Whisper by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!
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Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
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Wrong Guy, Wrong Finger by Oreithyia reviews
Tenten was livid. No self-respecting kunoichi marries against her will! He'll never know what hit him. Ever. Moral: Don't mess with Tenten. Anti-Marriage Contract fic. Mean-spirited crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Electrocution is Actually Not That Bad by 2crazy random people reviews
After a sequence of creapy events Gaara and Sakura end up stuck in each other's minds. Literally. Together can they sort everything out or will their inner-selves drive each other insane? And who said anything about a wedding? Rated 4 leather boxers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,440 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Vampire Who Seals My Fate by klleongmsia reviews
Sakura was just a maid working for her lord. When one day she notices a hooded person with red eyes staring at her. Who is he? Why is he staring at her? *A small mention of rape*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Marriage Counselor by JayleeJ reviews
Temari loved her job, but these couples were so screwed up, they were almost beyond help. Almost. SasuSaku. NaruHina. NejiTen. GaaraPlant?
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Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Royal Punishment by iJutsu reviews
Tenten is just an average, spunky school girl who passionately HATES the prince of their town: Prince Neji. And when Neji asks her to become his lover, that changes both their lives forever. [NejiTen AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,616 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
My Master, My Slave by major-motoko007 reviews
Sakura is Gaara's personal maid or should I say slave...GaaSaku of course
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
It's Odd by ChildishPervert reviews
GaaraXOC, Lemon Warning, Gaara finds a girl training on his favourite spot and plans on killing her, but after seeing she's not afraid Gaara gets interested in the girl. Full Summary Inside..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Why Orochimaru REALLY hates Itachi by SuikoMonster reviews
The horrible truth behind Orochimaru's defection from Akatsuki...
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Twenty Valentines by Dizzcity reviews
[Oneshot] Naruto receives a white rose and a note each year, on Valentine's Day, from a secret admirer. Will she ever reveal herself to him? [NaruHina - sort of].
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Enter Into My Mind by Lennee reviews
The Yamanaka family has created a seemingly useless jutsu that allows the user to enter, but not control, someone else’s mind. Ino decides to “investigate” the way 11 lucky people think. Pairings: ShikaIno, NejiTen and KibaHina. COMPLETED! Preview of...
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