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Joined 01-16-09, id: 1806416, Profile Updated: 08-25-14
Author has written 4 stories for Orphan, South Park, Harvest Moon, and Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov.

Age: Eighteen

Motto: If you can't accept a person at their worst then you don't deserve them at their best.

Fandoms: South Park, Tosh.0, Harvest Moon, Lolita, The Lovely Bones, Orphan, Pokemon, etc.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones that you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm POOR, so I MUST do drugs and CHOOSE to be poor.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN OLDER MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking, Lolita-wannabe whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m FRENCH-CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Favorite Quotes:

'Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.' -Henry Kissinger

'Give me liberty, or give me death!' -Patrick Henry

'Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.' -Humbert Humbert in Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov


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What Do You Call A Drunk Jew? by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle gets boozed up at a bar by some asshole intent on taking advantage of him, the friend all would think of as the least likely to help him ends up doing just that. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and use of alcohol.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Diary of a Douchebag by PartiPooper reviews
Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Beg For It by kawaiiswag40 reviews
Kyle doesn't give in until he wins. And he doesn't win until he hears Cartman beg for it. Kyman smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
You Should Be by PartiPooper reviews
A sad poem from Eric's perspective about his mother and how she sees him and his friends.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Today Doesn't Belong To Me by PartiPooper reviews
When Eric doesn't want to get out of bed and go to school, it saddens Liane to find out the reason why. (Angsty Parent-and-Child Drabble.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Hiring Hope by PartiPooper reviews
Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Pierrot, the clown by arctickitties reviews
Kyle wants you to sit down and have some tea with him. He'll tell you a story about abusive love. Kyman (Inspired by "Pierrot, the clown" - Placebo)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Pretty Forest Sparkles by Sara Jaye reviews
Shauna has a big crush on Serena, so they go for a walk in the forest. Things happen. Rated for GIRLS TOUCHING OMG.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Serena, Shauna/Sana - Complete
Date Ransom by TheShatteredRose reviews
Valentine's Day Drabble - Sycamore/Calem
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Calem/Calme] - Complete
Payback by Villain reviews
Cartman punishes Kyle for betraying him. Old school Kyman fic written years ago that I recovered from my files.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Fireworks by vaatu reviews
It takes her too long to realize she's in love. —Shauna/Serena, Boutiqueshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Shauna/Sana, Serena] - Complete
Dusty Alleys by eudaemonics reviews
Calem was one to test boundaries. Sycamore/Calem drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Calem/Calme, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane - Complete
Cartman is Still in Love by LuckO'theIrish95 reviews
Takes place after "Cartman Finds Love." Kyman oneshot. Not really fluffy, but still kind of cute. And hopefully in character.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Lighthouse of My Soul by Gurkblomma reviews
A take on what have happened if Susie's family never strengthened, but rather fell apart. From Lindsey's POV.
Lovely Bones - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Lindsey S. - Complete
Top by kawaiiswag40 reviews
When Butters couldn't stand his parents any more, he simply buried himself in dirty thoughts of Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Think You Know But You Don't by Villain reviews
There's a contest for an open scholarship and Kyle thinks Wendy is his biggest competition. In an unexpected twist it's Token who gets first place. Kyle confronts him and something surprising begins to develop between them. Token/Kyle, hints of K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,913 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kyle B., Token B. - Complete
Fatass by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Nobody can really comprehend what it truly means to be a fatass. Poetic one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Villain reviews
In the end it's just that; they can't resist each other. It isn't rational, it's physical. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Release by sebkurtofskyftw reviews
Kurt decides to reveal his kinks -scat and watersports- to his boyfriend hoping that he'll be accepted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Evolution by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kentacles by Villain reviews
Kyle catches Kenny jacking off to a confiscated video Cartman had taken of Kyle masturbating. Kenny is forced to find new fodder to fuel his fantasies... He gets more than he bargained for. K2, noncon, tentacles
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Closing the Trap by Villain reviews
Kyle screws up. Then Cartman has him. Kyman, Eric/Kyle, M/M, noncom, lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Being By Myself Is Simple by HazyMoonDragon reviews
Akari is enjoying her life as a farmer, but a friend points out that she seems to be missing something: romance. Based off of the events of Animal Parade. Rated M for overall safety and some lemon.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Angela/Akari, Wizard - Complete
Through Crystal by Senescence reviews
What happens when the Wizard's crystal ball does something it shouldn't?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Wizard, Molly/Hikari
A Tribute To Vladimir Nobokov by Corvidae2392 reviews
This is less of a fan-fiction than it is a tribute to Nobokov's unique style of writing, using a likely scenario that might have occurred within the plot of Lolita. Hope you enjoy! Reviews and constructive criticism are appreciated!
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Howl by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After four years of not seeing him Kyle didn't even recognize the incredibly good-looking brunette and now he can't get him out of his mind. Will his haunting fantasies become reality one stormy, summer night? Kyman One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Intimate Atmosphere by TheMidnightLemon reviews
When somebody knocked at Kyle's dorm door he was not expecting his brother to be standing there. With nobody expected back for the evening the brothers are left all alone. But tonight will not be a normal brotherly affair. Ike/Kyle - Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Kajou reviews
Maria Fem!Prussia will get Ludwig into bed with her if it's the last thing she does. Obviously Germancest ; Rated for encounters of the sexy kind: Rape, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Pretty much everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Germany, Prussia
To Have The Last Laugh by Metamotivation reviews
"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Gentleman Caller by crescit eundo reviews
In which Heracles assists her. Greece/fem!Japan, rated for masturbation and sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
going, going, gone by lust a prima vista reviews
it's not real, it's all in her head. it's wrong, all wrong, and there's nothing she can do about it. —Touya/Touko.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko - Complete
5 Easy Steps To Pulling A Trigger by DaftPyromaniac reviews
Taking your life is so much easier then some people make it out to be. It's a step by step process though, and it all started for Kyle Broflovski when he was caught sleeping with a boy. Character suicide. Hint of K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Blood by practicethis reviews
When Kokonoe doesn't pay attention in class one day, Aoki get's intrigued, and soon finds himself saying sorry to Rin every second. /AokixKokonoe/Lemon IF YOU DON'T APPROVE OF COUPLE DO NOT READ.
Kodomo no Jikan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Little White Lies by tattered weather reviews
Sweet little white roses..such a loving mother..or is she?
Orphan - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kate C., Leena K./Esther
Colorado by xGraybackx reviews
Humbert Humbert's plea for the jury's mercy. But more importantly, his appeal to the late Mrs. Schiller. Lolita Universe.
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Getting Caught by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle thinks he's passing notes with Bebe... : Oneshot!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Courtanie reviews
Follow up to 'Living the Sin' M for N/C and Guro
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyle B., Damien - Complete
A Knife to the Back by Rigato Caravel reviews
Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,727 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Was Cinderella by rupin reviews
It all became a blur. A blur of witches and cheesecakes, liquor and tears, what I want and what I am, past and present. //Witch Vivi and Angela//TOT Two Shot//
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Angela/Akari, Witch Princess - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
And In The Morning, I'm Makin' Waffles by DragonRawr reviews
Gold and Silver share a simple breakfast together and even simpler truths. Preciousmetalshipping. Rated T for language and implied slash.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Words of Comfort by Wraffie reviews
COLDCOFFEESHIPPING! An AU involving Damion as a Mafia Heir and Paul as his Bodyguard. When his charge has a nightmare, how will Paul comfort his friend? Oneshot. Rated such for a touch of swearing. Paul enjoys his cursing, after all
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Barry/Jun - Complete
Discover by XrioluluX reviews
Comashipping and Ikarishipping. Paul starts to doubt his strong relationship with Dawn and question his sexualtiy. Then he sees Ash again and everything changes, answering his questions. But even more are asked... M for some lemon and lime.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
Silence by rupin reviews
For the National Day of Silence, even though it is two days late. KathyxAkari/Angela drabble.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Angela/Akari, Kathy - Complete
Snowbound by Cheetah Goddess reviews
The perfect way to relax after a hard journey is a nice vacation with friends. Hikari just wanted a break. But will jealousy cause things heat up, or freeze over? Scarfshipping: KoukixHikarixJunLucasxDawnxDamion
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Flavors by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
OneShot. Paul decides his new favorite flavor is Damion. ::Coldcoffeeshipping:: Yaoi, Rating Subject to Change.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Paul/Shinji, Barry/Jun - Complete
Serve The Servants by prJackWalker reviews
CS May is in the hospital and is wishing things she never had before, can Drew the boy lieing next to her help her see the light? Contestshipping mayxdrew
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,698 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Love, Me Contestshipping by Tragic Author reviews
May Maple thought everything would be fine... until Drew had asked her to visit him in the park unexpectedly. As she finds out his startling news, her world turns upside-down until drawn to one fateful conclusion...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Darkrai's Revenge by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
Hikari was only trying to help a sailor in need. She never expected to awaken the wrath of Darkrai and become hunted by the Pitch-Black Pokemon... Final Chapter Up
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Darkrai - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Pallet and Oystershipping. Ash and Misty decide to make Christmas cookies for their partners, Gary and Dawn. However, when they get their hands on some strange, clear liquid, things aren't going the way they plan. Talk about cooking with wine!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Masturbation by Tabris Macbeth reviews
Someone has a dirty little secret...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004
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Without Consequences
"You know what your problem is?" she said quietly as Selena put on the robe, "You want to be gay without consequences." Angela/Selena Akari/Sheila w/ mentions of Selena/Luke
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Angela/Akari, Luke, Kathy, Selena - Complete
The Tale of Hum Hum and LoLeena reviews
Just what I assumed would be a chance encounter between the recently widowed Mr. Haze and the newly placed little Esther. Slight voy. Tried my best to imitate the great Nabokov's style.
Crossover - Orphan & Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - John C., Leena K./Esther - Complete
Ike's Coming Of Age reviews
Kyle and Cartman have been together for years, but, when Kyle begins to desire someone else, what will happen? Kyle/Cartman Kyman. Kyle/Ike Kike. Incest. Yaoi. Shota. M/M. Double Lemon. Implied Masturbation. Past Slight Kyle/Stan Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Eric Cartman, Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Daddy Dearest reviews
A rewrite of the seduction scene. What if John wasn't so uptight about his nine-year-old foster daughter wanting to jump his bones? Esther/John. Oral sex.
Orphan - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2012 - John C., Leena K./Esther - Complete