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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Elder Scroll series.

Hi, I write song parodies. My Tumblr URL is queenbarenziah.tumblr.com

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Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cadenas Del Destino by Damian Malfoy reviews
Y ahi estaba, delante de esos ojos grises que le arrebataron la felicidad con un movimiento de varita. Sus esferas grises recorrian su cuerpo descaradamete con una sonrisa de lado tipica de un demonio.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 187,466 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Until Death Do Us Part by CharlotteRhia reviews
A murder in the dead of night in Windhelm surely would go unnoticed...if it weren't aimed at one certain individual.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Steal My Heart by CharlotteRhia reviews
Everyone has secrets...but some have a way of getting out. Perhaps a dark, handsome stranger isn't the best person to tell them to.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Ouran High School Host Club Potter Puppet Pals by luckygirl88 reviews
This a series of one shots based on Potter Puppet Pals with the Ouran characters and styles placed in it. It's very funny and I do hope you enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009
Mens sana in corpore sano by promethea reviews
Dos personas que no se pueden ni ver, un pequeño acciedente en clase de pociones. Cuando tienes un problema, lo mejor es cambiar la perspectiva. Cuando Hermione se puso, literalmente, en los zapatos de Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,037 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emmett Watermelons and, Squirrels? by archgurl reviews
Emmett, watermelons, and squirrels. What do YOU think will happen? This was going to only be a one shot, but now it is more like a collection of one shots. Updated when I get ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Percy Jackson's Quest for a Theme Song by Rhia of the Druma Wood reviews
With Camp Half-Blood bursting restlessly into song, Percy, Annabeth and G-man the gangsta rappah are left with no choice to find a theme song to save the camp from the horrors of Disney songs. Can they find it before Luke does?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
Twilight on Windows Live! by AllApologies451994 reviews
What do you get when you put all the Twilight characters on MSN? Total chaos, that's what. Here's my first Twilight entry on fanfiction, made up of total randomness. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 43,824 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
Un regalo para Scorpius by Cydalima reviews
De todos los regalos que Scorpius podía pedir, Draco no se explicaba por qué tenía que ser 'esa cosa' muggle. Escrito para el Dracothon 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Caramelos de lujuria by MeryWeee reviews
Todo sabemos que nunca hay que confiar en los gemelos Weasley ¿todos? Hermione parece que no. Rated M por sexo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,006 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What NOT to Say to Chiron by Jimmy and G-man reviews
G-man and Jimmy's list of things that you would not want to say to our favorite pony-man.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Chiron
Best Twilight Fic Ever Youll be hooked! by Nasty-Duck-Breath reviews
So many twists you thought M Night Shamalalanalanalan wrote it. Edward proposes to Bella and its a comedic fan fic that doesnt actually write itself off as "gay"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Carlisle, Rebecca
Yeah! Let's Do A Oneshot! by Purple Staplers reviews
Was: Yeah! Let's Go On MSN. Emmett stole drugs from Edward? Bella's not wearing socks? Jasper and Paul, bffls? Why is all this happening and how hyperactive is this author? Find out, by reading my story. Used to be MSN story, but I changed it to oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Midnight by Randomperson121212 reviews
This is a parody of Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extreme Twilight Madness by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid. *Backs away slowly*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
MALFOY versus GRANGER by AlexiaRiddle reviews
TERMINADO: Draco susurró un murmullo ahogado, dejando escapar una declaración, tan inesperada como sincera… Y ella le respondió con las mismas dos palabras… GRACIAS A TODOS POR SUS REVIEWS!ALEX RIDDLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,348 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There is always a Reason by 4everdominicana reviews
Ok, so a baby is abandoned on the Cullen doorstep, as they come back from a trip to Isle Esme. Renesmee remembers the baby from her past. Rosalie and Esme grow attached. What happens when they find out the baby's past and who sent him? After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The True Honeymoon of Edward and Bella by Nasty-Duck-Breath reviews
What really happened on the honey moon, in the bits that were skipped in the book.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Missed Call by TorpleKnope reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Dogs by bananacrayz reviews
Edward writes a letter to Jacob. Crackfic. Oneshot. Please take no offense, Jacob fans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Puberty and Pranks by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Your. Brother." His eyes were confused for a second. "Which one?" I lifted my arm and pointed to the obvious "puberty prank of the week" behind him... Nessie and Emmett's pranks on eachother. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Cullen's in therapy by twilitelove reviews
The Cullen's have issues oh poor them! This is for my sister who likes my little stories because there silly!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009
Baby by Seductive Venus reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
51 Things Edward Cullen Is not Allowed to Do! by The Real Emmett Cullen reviews
51 things Edward cullen isnt allowed to do.. AFTER BD.. Rated k for mild cursing,,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
Ways to provoke and annoy the Volturi by Alyssa105 reviews
This is a list of ways to annoy the Volturi. Please read, and review. Its sort of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
a unicorned twilight by 7andthefluff reviews
charlie the unicorn and twilight cast
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jacob, Edward
My Uncle Em by Ghislaine Cullen reviews
Renesmee and her uncle Emmett go to the movie store! Yay! Not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Un Placer ser tu esclava by Arely Uchiha reviews
Los dos premios anuales hacen una apuesta, la mejor nota del trimestre gana... Quien sera? Una serpiente... justa! Una cerebrito... sexy! Sera o no sera... Fic de *Ce; Gracias :D COMPLETO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,619 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
20 ways: How to Rock at VampireSitting by 20wayss reviews
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN, DO NOT READ THIS LIST. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Nearly 100 Ways to Annoy Edward by lovelymissalice reviews
Here are almost 100 ways to annoy your favorite vampire, Edward Cullen! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Think We Lost Nessie by Still-Obsessed reviews
Em’s POV. Em and Jazz are given their first babysitting job alone. Yup and they totally mess it up! What are they going to do and how is Bella going to react? More importantly, where IS Nessie anyway? R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Zexalicious by Dark Moon Guardian reviews
I thought you would already know what it is. And you guessed right! A song parody on Fergie's "Fergalicious". Remastered and humorfied by yours truly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Zexion, Marluxia - Complete
Song Parodies: Twilight Special by Falling.Twilight reviews
Assured to make you AT LEAST smile! R&R. All lyrics came from my imagination or from the books. Last Updated: Mamma Mia!, by ABBA : Mamma Mia! It's All The Cullen's Fault, by Jacob Black!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
Avatar Alphabet by Undercooked reviews
Remember your ABC's the Avatar way! For every letter, there's something related to Avatar: The Last Airbender, and my own unique commentary. You'll never forget your ABC's again! T for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Cosas que he aprendido a traves de los fics de HP by Sashka reviews
¡¡¡¡¡ACTUALIZADO! De las creadoras de Cosas Que He... y de... este... Cosas que He… llega COSAS QUE HE... RECARGADO!... que no es más que el refrito de cosas que he nada más que borrados todos lo errores y actualizado a nuestros tiempos seis meses despu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/11/2003
Vampires by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. This was was pretty fun to do, so check it out. Read, review and enjoy! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
THE NEW MOON SONG by Falling.Twilight reviews
To the tune of 'Mary Had A Little Lamb.' A BoredInLanguageClass Productions. Contains Eclipse spoiler :3 ! Oneshot. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
KH Parodies by Sandy Temari reviews
Have you ever wondered what happens when classic songs go KH?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Axel, Ansem the Wise/DiZ
Kingdom Hearts Song Parodies! by KingdomHearts108 reviews
A bunch of KH song paradies...The title tells all!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004
A Collection Of KH Song Parodies by Goggle reviews
Title says it all. Hey, there's a parody of Stacy's Mom in here!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History by AgiVega reviews
Ginny is pregnant. The father? Harry. How will they deal with the situation and with the terrible scandal that ensues? What will their relatives, friends and teachers say? And how will Voldemort react? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,081 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Final Chapter reviews
To commemorate the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part two, I have written this. Dedicated to all the fans that, even after all this time, would proudly say "Always". To the tune of Europe's 'The Final Countdown'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Skyrim's Boys reviews
To the tune of the Pokemon Theme Song. Follow me on Tumblr queenbarenziah.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Part of that World reviews
To the tune of The Little Mermaid's Part of your World
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
This ain't a dream, it's a wolf phase reviews
it's a parody to Fall Out Boy's This ain't a scene, it's an arms race
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday Avatar style reviews
the title says it all
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday Ouran style reviews
title
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009
Happy Birthday Bakugan style reviews
the title says it all
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Beat it reviews
It's a parody to Michael Jackson's Beat it
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
I'm not okay reviews
Is a song parody to MCR's I'm not okay. It takes place on the end of Eclipse when Jacob is leaving.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
See you again reviews
This is a parody to Miley Cyrus's See you again.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Blood reviews
Is a parody to My Chemical Romance's Blood
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
You know you're obsessed with Stephenie Meyer when
Includes Twilight and The Host.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009