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First I just have to say Twilight is like my passion in life! I love it soooooooo much! That is what my stories are about and I'm also a HUGE fan of fanfiction!

Fave quotes:

~Love is energy; it can neither be created nor destoryed. It just is and always will be, giving meaning to life and direction to goodness... Love will never die." -Bryce Courtney

Some for the Girls!!
1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

~Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
~When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
~"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
~When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
~Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
~Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
~"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
~They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
~If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
~Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
~The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
~He who laughs last didn't get it.
~when a guy tells u “girl, you must be a thief because you just stole my heart” reply by kindly telling him I only steal valuable things”
~Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls =D (thats totally true for me!)

I love this friendship poem-thingy--

A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"
Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body"
"A best friend can look at you with a smile on your face and ask 'What's wrong?'"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MI'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't UST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does Edward Cullen count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi (only part german)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT GE I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (but its true i am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN, so i MUST be racist

THE TRUEST THING ABOUT ME YOU MAY EVER READ:

i am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, fictionfanna101

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.

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What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

5.

What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?

6.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

7.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

8.

When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?

9.

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

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Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

20.

If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

22.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?

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How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?

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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?

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If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?

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Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker??

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Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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Why do we wash BATH TOWELS; aren't we clean when we use them?

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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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When people say "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed," What side is the right side?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

48.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

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When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?

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Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight and Breaking Dawn because it shows the beginning and the end of how it all started and ended!

How long did it take you to read the books?

Ummm about a week (yes for that week I had no life!)

Who introduced you to the books?

My friend who normally never ever ever reads and she read them all in about two weeks!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought them all!

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Breaking Dawn is already out- and the movie was gread but yeah I'm syched for New Moon AND Midnight Sun (did you hear she started writing it again?)

What's your dream ending to the series?

That all the vamps and the pack end upp happily ever after for all eternity!!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Bella because I can really really relate to her. (even though i'm not in love with a vamp =(

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth or Jacob

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you" because thats the sweetest thing I've ever heard/read someone say.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Oh gosh this is so tough... um... when Bella and Edward were going to play baseball and he had to "hypnotise" her so she would ride on his back again (and yes i know that sounds weird)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob and Bella had their second kiss before he went to fight against Victoria's army.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice came back in New Moon to see if Bella was alright

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The night Edward, Bella, and Jacob had to spend in the tent together in Eclipse.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn. Because of the symbloism. In the background there is a pawn- the weakest link of the game, which represents Bella at the beginning of the series, and in the front is a Queen, which is Bella at the end of the series because she conqures all in the end and helps the Cullens win the game.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

YES!! They are like #1 of my fave books!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Bella

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria. She didn't rush into it like James, she managed to live through almost three whole books, she's more stealthy and she's more contemplative and patient.

Werewolves or Vampires?

BOTH!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

I got into the series pretty late and there was a sticker on my twilight book that said "Soon to be a feature film"

Are you excited?

i WAS. But not anymore. it totally lived up to my expectations!

What do you think of the casting so far?

Love Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, and everyone else!

Are you going to go see it?

Saw it.

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I saw it with my two best friends

Do you think it stayed true to the book?

Sort of

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

I was the first in line of a thousand people to get it at midnight.

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

I know she has

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

NAW- yeah i know she has.

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

I was hoping he would. Imprinting on Edward's kid is kinda weird but this way he can still be with them and they won't have problems anymore.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Edward. Jacob gets Nessie!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

I thought it would shocking and a cliffy- but it was somewhat happy. I was sad it ended to abruptly though.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

Volturi. I know they are.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

that would be AHH-MAZING!

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Sort of.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

No they make another truce on different grounds.

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

I already know who dies and who doesn't

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Dude I was SOOOO hoping that would happen! I was like having a whole fantasy about that in my head! And I was so syched for it too! But then... sigh. it never happened.

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

Yes i know he was

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

For all the vamps and wolves to live happily ever after

What's your dream ending?

For Edward to be turned human and have normal babies with her and not have to lose her warmth and human...ness

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Breaking Dawn- she was finally tired of just being fragile and human and always taking the easy way out- she kept the baby and suffered in silence, I bet you the bella in Twilight would have never been able to have done that.

How about Edward's?

He didn't exactly seem to change much... well definitly not before New Moon, not in Twilight or New Moon he needed to realize he NEEDED Bella in his life. But in Breaking Dawn- after he saw Nessie as his daughter and not a thing, I like him best.

Jacob's?

Breaking Dawn because everything is finally okay between him, the pack, and the vamps

Alice's?

New Moon. she came back when her dumbass brother wouldn't (the only time I'm comfortable in calling Edward a dumbass)

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Edward and Jacob!!

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Forgotten Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
What will happen when everything they went through, everything they changed, doesn’t matter anymore? The Hope and love disappears, forgotten. Can they somehow repair what has been broken? Can they find their way back to each other? Sequel to Hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 537,851 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Night's Shadows by Zaidita reviews
One night was all it took for Bella's life to change forever. It was the night that Bella last saw her brother, and her. Fourteen years later, her family name tarnished, Bella has two options: to marry or to find out what really happened to her brother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,935 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paw Prints On My Heart by Alexis St. Claire reviews
What would happen if Bella didn't jump and Edward didn't come back. Bella and Jacob are JUST friends, then Jacob goes all werewolf and imprints on Bella. I suck at summaries, so please don't let this have any effect on your opinion of the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Looks Like You Have Some Competition! by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Bella is not your everyday girl. When Edward – Jock – and Jasper – Rocker- Come to town, how will she cope? They both have feelings for her and she has feelings for them. Only one person will decide who gets her and it’s…YOU! Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009
A Cure for a Tragedy by Zaidita reviews
Everyone knew who he was, the Night's Guardian Jasper Hale, quiet and dangerous. No one knew who she was but Jasper wanted to know. In a world where vampires are feared, the people rely on a protector, but what happens when he falls in love with the enemy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,579 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Twisted Love Story by milenacullen reviews
When Bella and Edward's friendship comes to an end she cannot stand him, but when a popular senior starts to show interest in Bella will Edward be able to stay away? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,240 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009
To Look Alike by aloxi reviews
A view on Tally from an unlikely person, post-Extras. Tally/David.
Uglies - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,441 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Tally Y., David
Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
When the abuse became too much, Jasper joined a gang. He lives his life because he has to. Now that he meets Alice, he's trying to live because he WANTS to. Can their love overcome all? Will Alice's feelings for Jasper be enough to save him? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 297,742 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Escapade by Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales reviews
When Alice and Edward committ the ultimate act of adultery, who is left to pick up the shattered remains of Jasper and Bella's souls? main pairing is non-cannon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,132 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Abuse by MartinFreemen reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Best by mxptr reviews
The Cullen's didn't come back after Alice visited. It's been four years. Bella married Jacob. Something strange is happening now, and it's comprimsing relationships all over the place. Better than it sounds. i suck at summaries. R&R Please..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Twilight? No, LIElight! by TRDancer reviews
Bella's life is extremely boring. When she moves to Forks, she takes matters into her own hands and invents a whole new Bella. But what happens when Edward breaks through the shell new Bella has built? Will Bella be able to hide her secret? AU w/ Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Kill Oh Wait It Can by livelovelaugh052 reviews
Bella is a freshman in college. When she meets Jacob she’s thankful she’s finally found a friend. That is until Bella rejects Jacob and turns to Edward for romance instead. Jacob doesn’t handle the rejection well and chaos and danger soon follow. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Did What On Me? by DancinAlways416 reviews
Kim has always liked Jared. She knows it's pointless until one day he looks at her, and he just can't look away. He tells her his secrets, she tells him hers. Life is perfect for Kim, as long as Jared is there to pick her up when life pushes her down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,963 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Even by theonethatisme reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward Cullen because of the way she looked in Middle School. She had enough of it and moved. 3 years later she comes back from being an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan, but now she wants her revenge. Alot OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Love Over Hatred? by georgiegolightly reviews
Claire asked,"So, what you're saying is, if I don't become a vampire, you'll kill Shane?" "With reservations, but, yes. That is exactly what I'm saying."
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
It Started With a Kiss by twilightluvx reviews
It's the start of summer vacation for Bella, and Alice is wasting no time in signing them up to work at the Kissing Booth at a carnival. During Bella's shift, she gets an amazing kiss. Will Bella end up getting more than what she signed up for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Candy Hearts by nia-ox reviews
Bella decides she's boycotting Valentine's Day after a horrendous experience the past year. Her plans go off to a bad start, but will Cupid look kindly upon her? ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Soundtrack of Our Love by ashers2015 reviews
Each day leading up to Valentine's Day, for a week, Edward sends Bella a CD with one song representing a moment of their lives together. AU. AH. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Video Games by redd-wars reviews
When Claire and Shane play video games and make a bet, who's gonna get stuck with dinner duty? T for slight hinting ; and kissing. Thanks so much for the reviews. Glad people like it! :D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2009
Hello Meggie by Capella85 reviews
Inkdeath Spoilers: For those who were unsatisfied with Meggie's barely touched romance, and felt no closure at the end of the trilogy, this is for you. I couldn't handle it, so I wrote my own ending for her.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Meggie F. - Complete
Hesitation by Abstract Wonder reviews
Four times Shane wanted to kiss Claire and the one time he did.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Accidental by Abstract Wonder reviews
We all know how Claire feels about Shane. But when, exactly, did he fall in love with her?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
I Will Always Find You by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
This is the sequal to 'I Will Alway's Find A Way Back To You' Meggie hasn't seen Farid for months, her daughter suddenly goes missing, and she suffers from nightmares about her husband. Her son thinks its all his fault. Review please! M for future chs
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
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Life's Obstacles reviews
The twilight gang is all together and they are all human. Bella tells the story and instead of moving to Forks with Charlie,she moves to Phoenix with Renee.What is in Phoenix you may ask?Well, there's a tan Edward,evil girls,and the trials of love! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Young Love reviews
Bella and the gang are human in this one. They are all attending the same college and Bella meets Edward. How bad does it hurt to lose the one you love? Bella gets to find out. Summary is bad but please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
The Darkness of Edward's Night reviews
This is New Moon from Edward's point of view. What if he had come to check on her? I'm sorry if somebody has done this already. Summary is awful but please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eclipse Twist reviews
What would happen if Bella had chosen Jake after his kiss? What would happen to Edward? Surprising twists throughout! Summary sucks but please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete