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Poll: I have serious writer's block for my story "Bipartisanship". Should I continue attempting to write? If not, should I delete Part 2? Keep in mind that if I continue, it might be a while before I update. Vote Now!
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Joined 01-16-09, id: 1806824, Profile Updated: 08-09-10
Author has written 42 stories for West Wing, Harry Potter, Lord of the Flies, Homer, Die Hard, Smallville, Supernatural, Proposal, 2009, Daredevil, Center Stage, Ever After, Kyle XY, Heroes, Fairy Tales, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sea Patrol, Standoff, Remington Steele, Matrix, Haven, Pocahontas, and Twilight.

About Me: You can call me Foster. Whether that's really my name is for me to know and you to wonder. My hobbies are simple: writing, reviewing, and watching films; cooking; and reading. I admire nature at a distance and my idea of exercise is turning pages in a book. I enjoy any well done movie or well written book. In addition to being a die-hard Trekkie, I'm also a film addict and proud of it. I currently own and operate an amateur production company with my twin sister who is known on this site as ComicalEpiphanies, nee ComicNerd. We specialize in documentaries and promotional films for nonprofit organizations, although we have done some fiction. But I prefer writing to filmmaking. I aspire to be a columnist and resident film critic for a newspaper, but no luck yet. In the meantime, I write poetry and dream. I also enjoy editing other writers' work. If you are in need of a beta, then please send me a message.

About My Poetry: As you can see below, I write a lot of poetry. Most of my work is characterization. It's my way of digging deeper into a character to determine motivation or emotion. It helps me see them more as--for lack of a better word--human. My poems usually have a set stanza length with varying patterns despite how hard I try to avoid them. They are all written in iambic pentamiter. Syllable count and repetition are a big thing for me too. Any other special aspects of the poem I'll usually point out in the author's note. Not too much though. What's the fun of reading poetry if you don't get to analyze it? For the most part, you do not have to have any background on the characters themselves since I try to avoid names and stick mostly to metaphors. Keep in mind though that it may explain some things.

About My Stories: I tend to write one-shots with no real plot. Like my poetry, for the most part they're just insight into a character. I don't write many stories mostly because I have problems getting a plot down even if I have no shortage of ideas. Most of my ideas come from plot holes in a story or I just really like a character. I am distracted easily, hence my "Bipartisanship" hiatus. Almost all of my stories also have an imbedded film quote. Often times they are from a different film/TV show than the fandom for which I'm writing. Kudos if you can find it and name the character and film it's from. I also co-wrote a "Supernatural" story with ComicNerd called "Television Legends". It's on her profile if you're interested. It's a humor/parody filled with sibling jibes.

About Reviews: I only review if I have something meaningful to say. I also make a point of only saying good things. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, right? Yeah, I know the review window suggests leaving healthy criticism, but who wants their mistakes pointed out where they can't delete them? I know it's too much to hope for that the people who read my stories do the same and I know my stories are far from perfect, but if at all possible, would you consider sending me a PM not a review if you find an error? That way I can fix it and nobody needs to know. What do you say, do we have a deal?

About "Bipartisanship": I have finished Part 3, but I am not really satisfied with it, ergo the lack of update. I am really sorry. I figure quality is more important that timeliness anyway, right?

Please Note: Although my stories (and poems) may be marked complete, I will often go back and edit. Nothing major, usually just grammar and the like. Sorry, I'm a perfectionist. Because this is the case, feel free to tell me if I have made any mistakes in my writing and I will happily correct them.

Requests: My first request is that you do not review my poems with word corrections unless it is an obvious typo like "needles" instead of "needless." (I still can't believe no one caught that.) There is nothing I hate more, mostly because people who do that don't understand the poem. I choose words for a reason. Would you tell someone like Van Gogh to change his blue sky red in "A Starry Night" just because it would make it spookier? (You should say no.) Not that I'm comparing myself to Van Gogh--I don't do well with paint--but the moral still stands. My second request is that you do not favorite one of my stories without a review. Don't get me wrong, I love it when you favorite and I assume that means you enjoyed it, but it is always nice to be praised. You are, however, free to alert me or my stories without a review.

Second Account: My sister and I have finally decided to create a joint account where we will publish all of our collaborated works. I have moved our Horatio Hornblower fic, "Fear", to that account. With any luck, I will also be able to convince my sister to move our Supernatural story, "Television Legends", there as well. If you are interested in reading those stories, the name is ModernNerd. I've marked it in my favorite authors tab.

FictionPress Account: I've finally made one! It's under the same username as this: ModernScribe. On it, you'll find a few of my more humorous stuff, mostly narratives based on some of my more amusing memories. I've also got my usual poems, although they'll be longer and, for the most part, less depressing than those here. Please, check me out.

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Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shaken Not Stirred by ComicalEpiphanies reviews
Lieutenant August Anderson was no spy, but five years ago he was hired by the CIA. They've called in his contract, and now he has to learn to swim or he'll drown. Pre-show. 2nd in my "Rookie" series, but can be read alone.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Auggie A., OC - Complete
The SuperSperm of Seeley Booth by jenlovesbones reviews
"This is not a verse dedicated to a special agent g-man, or a tale regarding a scientist and her lack of a pill plan . . . let me warn you, this content may seem a bit uncouth... For this rhyme is devoted to the SuperSperm of Seeley Booth."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spellbound by Her Desire by Kittie Darkhart reviews
She calls to him. She always calls to him. For whether by a spell or in the form of a letter, he feels the call of Sally Owens. Gary Hallet was once a man of practicality, always weighing his options before acting on them. But then a letter came...
Practical Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Gary H., Sally O. - Complete
One Plus One Equals Everything by sammie28 reviews
Margaret and Andrew reflect on everything that's happened to them.
Proposal, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Andrew P., Margaret T. - Complete
The Sildenafil in the Sniper by Skole reviews
The Season 5 Finale is over - We now know what will keep B&B apart for a year, and I am compelled to do a parody. So I'll see your year and I'll raise you twenty, Hart. If this makes you laugh, my work here is done! Please review & share your thoughts...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash. Part 2 continued in "Tightrope."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forged ID's and I Do's by Chinita92 reviews
Lois has an obsessed meteor freak stalking her and putting her life at risk. To protect her, Clark reveals to her his secret and proposes. Proposes to pose as a married couple that is! Do new identities also come with new feelings? Or are these fake too?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,963 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
The ArchVillain Conundrum by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
As Miss Wonderful,Penny loves being a super hero, her only drawbacks in life are the pesky evil armored freak, Doctor Devastator, and the annoying super genius next door. A solution is about to present itself
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Lion and a Unicorn by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Part 1 of the 'Life in Moments' Trilogy. Morgana dreams and in trying to work out what it means she discovers something about Arthur's servant.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,456 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Take My Hand by merlinhelz reviews
True love does not end at death do us part, but lasts forever. Harry and Ginny have had a lifetime together, but what happens beyond then? Follow their last day together on earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,319 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
In Words by Meredith01 reviews
Five notes left on Ainsley's desk. Sam/Ainsley
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sam S., Ainsley H. - Complete
I Loved You More by Potteress reviews
Strange and frightening things are happening in the wizarding community and it is turning Lily's once secure, promising, life upside down. Her whole perspective begins to change, pioneered by one boy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,190 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Linguistics by Pat Foley reviews
Uhura meets Spock for the first time. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Television Legends by ComicalEpiphanies reviews
The two experts on the supernatural discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Set between season 1 and 2
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I Am by ComicalEpiphanies reviews
My take on a few of the main characters. A free-verse poem.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
The Malfoy Family by Kerichi reviews
Da da da dum, snap! snap! A poem inspired by the Addams Family theme song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Shrinking the Gap by Alone Dreaming reviews
Spock attempts to reconcile himself with his human side while dealing with a most unusual physical malady. Kirk comes along for the ride. Non-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Victorious Hunt by idle69chick reviews
My first fic. Just a little poem on Jack's love of hunting. Rated T to be safe.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
From the Dark to the Dragon by Rainey Dae reviews
Sometimes when you're a death eater, even if you win, you lose. No pairings, no slash, all cannon-complient angsty rhymes. It's sort of almost a lullaby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Song by Rainey Dae reviews
The hat's seen and done some nasty stuff. Ruined some lives, altered the future of the wizarding world, and come two words away from putting Harry into Slytherin. Then Tom lit it on fire... it never did work quite right afer that. Bit of language.HatPoem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Memoriam by DiagorasTodd reviews
A series of threnodial décimas, along with a few other odds and ends, memorializing the casualties of the Second Wizarding War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
One Small Word by KindleLyn reviews
Several months after the concert in Central Park, a chance encounter with Wizard causes August to reconsider his name.
August Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Letters from Aliens by TempeJill reviews
It's been done before, the letter from Aliens in a Spaceship, but I had to put in my point of view on what it might have said. Warning: This is an alternate ending to what really happened... there is major character death. Oh, and I don't own Bones.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Under the Moon by KindleLyn reviews
The night after August's first concert, August and Louis share a moment alone. Oneshot.
August Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Bed Buddies by ewokazon reviews
A series of unplanned sleepovers leads to revelations of unexpected feelings.Clois
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Whatshername by Rasberry Parfait reviews
She always seemed kind of weird," Austin said. Carter shrugged. "She is," he agreed. "But that's not always neccesarily a bad thing." Twoshot, rated K, CarterXCampus DJ.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Carter F., Campus D.J. - Complete
Fairytale by daydreamer10101 reviews
Once upon a time, there were two idiots in love. Future fic. Clois fluff.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A Special Kind of Hell by LosingInTranslation reviews
Josh finds himself at the wrong end of a special kind of hell. J/D
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
Thinking Of You by i am not a chipmunk reviews
Despite myself and what I know to be right, I find myself comparing, and it’s you. Never was a contest, never will be. Once you taste perfection, there’s no going back or forgetting. When you asked, I tried to find another, and eventually I did.
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
How It Used to Be by juliette729 reviews
What if Harry left England for five years after he defeated Voldermort. He comes back home to play professional Quidditch, but what if he came home to a surprise? Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,501 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Plastered by LostinOblivion reviews
A night of celebrating has some unpleasant consequences in the morning. WARNING for Strong Language.
Standoff - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Loss by Fantastic Nonsense reviews
Ginny mourns at a gravestone. A what-if of Harry staying dead in the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Jonathan's Gambit by Irish Rose1 reviews
What do you get when you put a no nonsense Federal Agent under the same roof as a headstrong nightclub singer in 1940's Smallville? For Clark Kent and Lois Lane it’s nothing but trouble.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 193,438 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Pool by kelly4 reviews
The Daily Planet is the most renowned newspaper in the world. But somehow, Lois and Clark are the hottest story going. Only they don't know it yet. Jimmy, however, is trying to capitalize on it.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Staring by Zayz reviews
LJ. "It all starts with the staring. Every bit of it – the good and the bad – starts with the staring; the surveillance, the attention, the intensity of each glance, no matter how brief it is." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
For Bitter or for Worse by Kerichi reviews
All is not well. George uses work and Firewhisky to cope with Fred's death until a drink with a friend leads to something that dulls pain better than alcohol. Emotionally torn by grief, he struggles to allow Alicia into his life. And then comes baby . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,101 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
One Day by Taladarkiejj reviews
A little poem I wrote about Frank and his inner conflicts.
Hidalgo - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Everything happens for a reason by xOxx reviews
COMPLETE! James has loved Lily Evans since the first day he set eyes on her. Lily has never returned these feelings. However when a switching spell gone wrong causes Lily to swap bodies with James's best friend, she is forced to spend time with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,036 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Recollections by jane0904 reviews
Mal's waiting for the skiff to pass by in Serenity Valley before heading back to the bunker, and memories come flooding back. Just preseries.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Mal - Complete
What You Least Expect by endymion015 reviews
Summer's college life is all mapped out. She’s taking the course she wanted, she has her steady boyfriend and friends she trusted. But as she’s about to find out, not all goes according to plan, especially if you happen to know someone named Freddy Jones
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,864 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Bequest by nickeldime17 reviews
Tag to episode 3.02 The Kids Are Alright. If Ben really were Dean's, an expansion of Little Lie's premise.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ben B., Sam W. - Complete
Little Lie by nickeldime17 reviews
Lisa lied and for an instant, she regretted it. Spoilers for 3.02
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Dean W., Lisa B. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Watch Out For That Tree! by She's a Star reviews
Or, five times things accidentally rekindled between Giles and Joyce.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 6/20/2007 - R. Giles, Joyce S. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Forever Wild, Forever Free by Shnitzenhimer reviews
Poem about mustangs that I wrote for Writing Class. Rough draft so bear with me. Corny title.
Hidalgo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Incorrigible
'Bella had missed the day God handed out self-preservation instincts and probably still believed caution was just a seven-letter word on a wet-floor sign.'B&E childhood story, AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All The Glories We Can Win reviews
In the final version of the film, Disney cut a song. For the first time in decades, John Smith's reply to Pocahontas that day in the forest has come to light. A rewrite of "All The Colors of the Wind" explaining John Smith's philosophy.
Pocahontas - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
What You've Never Had reviews
You can't miss what you've never had. Duke's thoughts at the end of season one, episode five, "Ball and Chain."
Haven - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Duke C. - Complete
Brown Eyes reviews
They were what kept her going, kept her from giving up. She only needed to see them five times to realize she'd known it in a moment. Trinity's story.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Because of History reviews
It all started because of history. When their high school class is taken hostage, Matt makes the foolish choice of trying to reason with the HT. Emily's just there to save all their butts. Alternate Timeline. Language warning. Hints of romance.
Standoff - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Fireplace Mantel reviews
A reflection of Mildred Krebbs' life as illustrated by her fireplace mantel.
Remington Steele - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Mildred K. - Complete
Turn Back The Clock reviews
It never should have happened. He'd had so many chances, so many opportunities, but somehow he'd still ended up here. Waiting. If only he could go back to yesterday, back before the gun went off, before he was forced to imagine life without her in it.
Standoff - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Her Words reviews
He left her because of them, but that doesn't mean he could escape.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Mike, Kate - Complete
Wouldn't You Like To Know reviews
Ten years after Spider left the Hammersley, he and Bomber meet in a bar and proceed to catch up. Hints of Spider/Bomber romance if you look hard enough. Spoiler alert.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bomber, Spider - Complete
All's Unfair In Love And Lust reviews
Whoever said loving the Slayer would be easy was obviously wrong and definitely not a vampire.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Power of Suggestion reviews
The Green Arrow tries out Cupid's bow for size. Oliver makes it his mission to bring Lois and Clark together.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,714 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A Tale of Beauty reviews
A "Beauty and the Beast" story. The sorceress' tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Foe Glass reviews
A collection of poems written about the Dark Lord from his point of view and his victims'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Lamentation: The Baroness' Tale reviews
Did you love my father?"
Ever After - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Petals Floating reviews
How do you say goodbye to the woman you love?
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hiro N., Yaeko - Complete
I'm The Villain After All reviews
Three worlds, three identities. Which one is his?
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Hopes and Wishes reviews
How does it feel to lose a daughter you would give anything for? Late season 1.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Noah B./HRG, Claire B. - Complete
To See reviews
Jessi's thoughts and feelings circa late season 2/early season 3.
Kyle XY - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Made To Dance reviews
How Tommy's best friend came to accept his decision to become a ballerina. Center Stage 2.
Center Stage - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Stopping The Rain reviews
A missing scene in which Jacqueline confronts the prince.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Brother of the Pussy Ballerina reviews
Tommy's little brother's thoughts during and after Tommy's performance. Center Stage 2.
Center Stage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Waiting For The Dawn reviews
When he found fire. Center Stage 2 story.
Center Stage - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Femme and Butch reviews
Two people, one alley, and a very gay conversation. NOT A ROMANCE!
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Survive reviews
Beneath the surface, we all need help.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lana L. - Complete
Unrequited Love reviews
He knew he loved her. She knew she loved him. They just didn't know it yet.
Proposal, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Andrew P., Margaret T. - Complete
What Am I? reviews
Who is Sam really? Originally published in "Foe Glass" collection; explanation inside. No real spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Prayer reviews
Sam's feelings following season 3. Spoiler alert. NOT WINCEST!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Glimpse of Heaven reviews
Dean's thoughts at the end of season 2, episode 20, “What Is and What Should Never Be”.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Cursed Love reviews
Originally posted as "The Phoenix and The Raven". There are a few noticeable changes, but the story is the same: love.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Lex L., Lana L. - Complete
Mourning reviews
What Clark was thinking at his father's funeral.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Jonathan K. - Complete
Dreaming reviews
Lana's perfect man, or the man she wishes she knew.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Lana L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Confession reviews
What Lionel was thinking as he watched his son in season 3, episode 8, "Shattered".
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Lex L., Lionel L. - Complete
All I Am reviews
Evil is not a light, you can't just turn it off and on. How then did Lex become what he became?
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Lex L. - Complete
Cry For Him reviews
Always there, always overlooked.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Riddle reviews
He is a total mystery. I am no detective.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
A Bigger Set Of Balls reviews
“Will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em before we're through.”
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Lucy M., Matt F. - Complete
Bipartisanship reviews
Two people, one office, and an argument. What could possible happen? Nothing, right? ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ainsley H., Sam S.
In The Eyes Of My Beloved reviews
How does a captive view a captor? How does a captor view themselves?
Homer - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Innocence reviews
To summarize this poem would be to summarize the book. Does that tell you anything?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Love In The Eyes Of The Beholder reviews
People who work in White Houses shouldn't throw stones.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Black Crows Flying reviews
His story from the beginning to the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rules Were Everything reviews
Some rules are meant to be broken, or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete