Llinos
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Joined 03-06-02, id: 180700
Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Man From UNCLE.
My magnum opus on ff.net (or anywhere else in fandom for that matter) is Recaptured. This story is currently in two parts. The first is incongruously titled Recaptured II. This is because the original Recaptured was deleted for being labelled NC-17, although that was just to be on the safe side as there was nothing NC-17 about it really. Nevertheless, it has been reloaded and is still as innocuous but just as long. Also, so they are not lost to posterity, I have copied in all the original reviews to the newly posted version and if sometimes they don't seem to make sense, that will be, not because the reviewers are insane (although sometimes that can be true)but because a chapter got rewritten, not to remove smut, but to remove crappy writing.

It continues to grow in Recaptured Continued. (Catchy title eh?) and I'm not sure when it will finish - probably when the reviewers get bored or I run out of words whichever happens first.

In the meantime, if anyone would like to talk to me or find out more about what I think I can be found in my Live Journal - here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/llinos/
Please come by and say "hello", have a cup of tea and a piece of lardy cake, make me your friend.

Here you will find the links to the Golden Mushroom Awards
http://www.west-of-the-moon.net/gma.htm
Thank you to all who kindly for Recaptured and for Moria's Revenge, which I co-write with Kookaburra, in these fun Awards. It was nice to see these "just for a laugh - let's poke fun at ourselves" awards, which don't say any one fic is better than another. I was delighted to get noticed, especially in such esteemed company as the other amazing writers who were nominated.

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No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Brandywine by Mainframe reviews
The shire had been experiencing one of the worst rainy seasons in it’s history, and trouble is just round the corner! *CHAPTER 17 NOW UP!* (And if you thought the last chapter was long, wait till ya see this one!) FINISHED!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,191 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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RECAPTURED CONTINUED reviews
An AU about Merry and Pippin - and practically everyone else now! Chapter 148 - The Story continues! Chapter 56 is a recap of the story to that point. Final chapter - Recaptured! There will be appendices, to tie up loose ends - but this is the end of the actual story! Fifth (and final) Appendix - The Hobbits - now posted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 398,443 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 9/16/2002 - [Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.] Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Rings Limericks reviews
Just a few limericks based on the quirks and thoughts of the characters who appear in the book and film. Starts with one each for the Fellowship. For future chapters, I am taking/took requests. Chapter 4 - A few more, just for luck - and to fulfil outstanding requests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/30/2005
Kiss The Lasses One Last Time reviews
A story for Twelth Night - Or in Hobbit Culture - Last Yule! During the Quest the hobbits have to make do with something less than they are used to. Very mildly slashy - just experimental kissing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
A Yuletide Lesson reviews
This is my Boxing Day Feast of Stephen offering. Dedicated to GW and Marigold with gratitude for making me think of Thluggul again and betaing respectively. An Old Carol may be older than we think!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Of Dragons and Manicures reviews
Frodo and Sam confront a dragon – yes really! See if you can guess the ending before you get there - and no peeking! But don't reveal it in a review - some folk look there first!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Great Hobbiton Race of 1435 reviews
Is the Shire really ready to move forwards? Technology has to be tried and tested - but with The Thain and The Master doing the testing will problems arise? Written for Marigold's Challenge 40 and previously posted on SoA. 1ST PRIZE MEFA WINNER 2007.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
RECAPTURED Part I reviews
AU UrukHai recapture Merry & Pippin and things change. The two suffer many trials and tribulations as a result! Appearances by all the other LotR characters CHAPTERS 192! STORY RESUMES IN RECAPTURED CONTINUED CHAPTERS 13 REWRITTEN NEW MATERIAL!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 348,564 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Lord of the Rings Poetry reviews
A collection of my LotR Poetry. The latest are a poem about whether to go for Romance in Poetry or go with cheap laughs! And Pippin pleading with Merry in Houses of Healing and Merry to Pippin in Cormallen, a bawdy hobbit ballad, a verse of elven longing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Are You Going To Leave Me? reviews
This is a gapfiller for the scene where Pippin finds Merry on the battlefield and explains how he got him back to the City and eventually onto the back of Éomer's horse. A gap that really needed filling! Éomer finally sees the point.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Eomer, Meriadoc B.
Frodo's Exciting Day Out reviews
The Quest was a massive labour,but this shows it pays to have friends in high places. Chap6 With Eggsies, Flowers and Fish! There is no time to lose! Great deeds are done, Kingdoms not actually lost are regained, battles aren't fought and cake is eaten!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Fellowship of the Conkers reviews
During a brief stop in Hollin, the hobbits find a way to beat the rest of the Fellowship at their own game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Legolas, Samwise G.
The Spot the Zebra Affair reviews
Solo and Kuryakin come crashing down and land in trouble - It good they can work together to resolve things.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
A Letter Home reviews
Written for Memorial Day Challenge on HASA - 500 word limit - Pippin writes home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Lay of Peregrin Took reviews
Written for Baylor's story Fate and the King's High Falcon. It is the song that Legolas makes for Pippin after his recovery in Ithilien and is based on Baylor's story
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Promises, Promises! reviews
Why did Pippin always wear his scarf? Why did he pledge himself to Denethor? Some promises just have to be kept!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Big Enough To Be Thain reviews
According to Tolkien's records, Paladin Took was a farmer when Pippin was born, and did not become Thain until after Ferumbras III died, and Pippin was 25. This shows a different possibility. THREE NEW CHAPTERS - STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,668 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
A Partnership In Villainy reviews
A Yuletide Story of Merry and Pippin. When the hobbits tasted chocolate in Baradur during Recaptured - it evoked a certain memory - this is it. Dedicated to Marigold and all fans of Recap - Merry Christmas!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Tea and Crumpets reviews
A piece of fluffy slash with no plot and no sex until Roz Morgan wrote Chapter 2. (Complete) Dedicated to Niere with love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete