Bard Kayna
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Joined 01-17-09, id: 1807099, Profile Updated: 02-09-11
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, Discworld, Valdemar universe, and Twilight.

I haven't been on here in forever. I give up in trying to have a cohesive profile, and if you're on here you probably know me either IRL or in some other way anyway. So.

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Words of a Mage by ClockworkOtter reviews
Words of a mage have power. When a statement destroys Vanyel's sight, Valdemar is left almost unprotected in it's hour of need. StefVan, T for now, may change later.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011
Nobody's Made of Ice by Gildaurel reviews
Jisa/Treven need help with Council matters and disturb Vanyel on his night off. Total fluff. All characters belong to Mercedes Lackey. Reviews welcome!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011
A Rest from Duty by Gildaurel reviews
Set in Magic's Price between Vanyel and Stefen's return from Forst Reach and Vanyel's trip to Rethwellan. Fluff, wedding, romance. All characters belong to Mercedes Lackey. Please R&R.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
Diamond Dogs by Verasque reviews
Modern AU. A forced marriage pushes infamous tomboy, Al Trebond, into the world of school god, Jon Conte. But will romance blossom amidst family schemes and high school politics?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,487 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alanna, Jonathan IV
Magic's Choice by saoirse09 reviews
SPOILERS! Set after Vanyel dies in Magic's Price, but before he comes back to stop Stefen from killing himself. It's his choice to return to protect Valdemar. Recently informed I have some canonical mistakes so be warned. I won't change it, I have no time
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Five Ways Sam Vimes Made an Unwelcome Discovery by KindKit reviews
Five ways Vimes learned that Vetinari and Drumknott were lovers. Some of these are silly, some are angsty. No spoilers, although the first section refers to some events in The Truth.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
If You Were Gay by Mstar the Cat Demon reviews
Raoul has a burning question to ask his rather effeminate friend Alan.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Tortall - Complete
The Length of the World by words without reviews
Stefen and Vanyel, in the kyree caves. "There is blood, and a silence so ugly it hurts..." -Takes place after chapter 17 of Magic's Price, in the Last Herald-Mage trilogy. Van/Stef and Van/Tylendel, which of course means slash.-
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Karaoke Death Match by DarkAngel.of.RiffWaves reviews
What happens when our favorite Tortallian heroes compete for one prize in a karaoke contest? Will Alanna kill Jon? What happens when Neal gets his groove on?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Sometimes you get a waffle by TwistedSky reviews
Tylendel and Stefan warm my heart. But first you have to get rid Vanyel. Murder? Maybe. Run away? Eh, he might follow.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
In which Randomness is the ruler of the Universe by TwistedSky reviews
Tylendel and Stefan. She made a mistake and didn't understand how awesome of a couple that this would have been. This is random and inspired by too much free time and a headache.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008
How To Entertain A Bard by Nianeyna reviews
A silly little ficlet about domestic life in the Forest of Sorrows.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Palmistry by StAnDiNgContrapposto reviews
Daine and Numair romance in which Daine reads Numair's palm.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
On Intoxicated Horses by Yabberli reviews
FRESHLY COMPLETE! Van and Stef, now living in the cream of the Havens, remember Van's long ago vow to find a way to make a Companion drunk and decide to follow up on it. One thing leads to another...
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,535 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
The Evil Fanfic by Tessabe reviews
This was something I wrote for a challenge. It's dedicated to the Mary Sue, so concider yourself warned. (Upgraded due to Blond Elves wearing Nothing But their Grins)
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Time Compressed Tamora Pierce by Arsahi reviews
Tamora Pierce's quartets in 450 words or less!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002
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Orpheus reviews
Inspired by the Greek myth. Established Van/Stef. FLUFF WARNING DEPRESSING WARNING Please R&R! Oneshot.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
A Concert in Tortall and Emelan reviews
What if all our favorite characters got together at a karaoke thing and sang songs? You know you want to see all the songs that fit the books...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Tortall, Circle of Magic
Sparkly reviews
If you look and what this is crossed with, no doubt you can tell exactly what this is about. A certain vampire sparkles. Nawat likes sparkly things. OneShot. R&R please!
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Tortall, Edward - Complete
Run, Rincewind, Run
A parody of Sheryl Crow's Run Baby Run, Discworld style! Other parodies may follow. Be warned- hilarity content. R&R
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Published: 10/31/2009
Mightier than the Sword reviews
Set after the end of the Scanran war, this story features a new type of heroine- not a knight, mage, or spy, but someone purely academic- hence the title. R&R please! This is my second fanfic, so be nice. :
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Tortall