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Joined 01-17-09, id: 1807106, Profile Updated: 07-27-11
Author has written 19 stories for Sonny with a Chance, Gallagher Girls, Vampire Diaries, Life Unexpected, Cruel Intentions, Gossip Girl, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

i can't really find the words right now.


august is over was written for the black sheep challenge. ((banner by kas))

i make it a point to collab with these people sometime soon. joint accounts: ((kas&kaush)) | ((ningfriends&kaush)) | ((drey&kaush))

i have these things called fun-shots which are funny cannon one-shots of the four main GG couples. ((5waystogetagirl'snumber)) | ((thenakedtruth)) | ((incidentsoffatalflirting)) | ((MP fun-shot to come))

[i occasionally breech out and write for other fandoms.]


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The One by cheers88 reviews
"It's not every day that a girl lowers her morning Daily Prophet to find the entire Gryffindor Quidditch team standing before her." A collection of L/J short stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shattered by it's friday night reviews
Fairytales do happen. Just not to you. Beck/Cat. One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
Normal Never Exists by This-Is-Just-a-Dream reviews
All she wanted was a normal year, as normal a year could be for a spy in training. But when a group of terrorists strike the juniors find themselves on a mission that could save the world. They're spies, she should have known that normal never exists.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009
Be There, Be Here by LowBreeze reviews
JONAS She likes to think that even though she's walking this path by herself along the shore, she's not really alone. Because of the memories, he's still there with her. His footsteps just aren't there to prove it. Nacy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Love at First Site by kasplosion reviews
Some find love in the coffee shop, others in the library, but Cammie and Zach find... well, they find something "without getting off their butts;" "It's all the fun of checking out chicks in the comfort of your own home." / AU
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Walking in Glass Slippers by commander in blue reviews
AU: Not the fairy tale type, Cammie can't help but feel like Cinderella when she's forced to move in her cousins after a school mission goes wrong. The stakes are high to keep her cover as a normal girl, and with luck, she might just get a happy ending.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,608 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cammie M.
Jonas, the Latte Boy by Klavierliebe reviews
The fate of my coffee pleasures depend on befriending that yummy Starbucks employee! "Seducing him for free coffee, Liz?" J/L
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Liz S., Jonas - Complete
Tutorials in Bassness by sillykiwi reviews
The boys are locked in a room with a TV, laser pointer, shame corner, and Macey McHenry as a teacher. Subject? Chuck Bass. "We get it. He's Chuck Bass. I'm Zach Goode, you're Macey McHenry. He's Jonas Nakamura, and over there? Yeah. That's Grant Newman."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Macey M. - Complete
Sleep Well by Klavierliebe reviews
That was the time she was most vulnerable; locked away in her subconscious, delved into her dreams, when she’s brain-dead to the world around her. Z/C
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
When by FieryBrunette reviews
When it comes to loving Lily Evans, all James Potter needs is a 'when'. A thoughtful four-shot reflecting the seasons with a changing relationship and the two people in it. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just So You Know by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: Zach is notorious for pulling the vanishing act whenever a girl gets too attached him. But after disappearing to Korea for two years, he realizes something was different about Cammie, and he has to prove it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,417 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Interview With A Spy by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: After extensive planning, the Operatives managed to capture the Subject, aka Zachary Goode. They used three Napotine patches and an abandoned classroom, using duct tape to restrain the Subject in a chair. The interview is as follows.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Zach G. - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Say the words by vannadear reviews
The KT aren’t your typical Frat Boys. Watch the boys, their leader; and their plot to get him back together with his one true love. This is how they are in my head OOC and of course CappieCasey 4EVA.
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Cappie, Casey C. - Complete
Waltz by but seriously reviews
-"Without even noticing it, she has a dance all of her own going on and she isn't even on the dance floor." Oneshot, ZachCammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2008 - [Cammie M., Zach G.] - Complete
The Forget Me Do Chew by Elizabeth90 reviews
At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Scene One, Take Four reviews
Four takes, one girl, and twenty-nine red carpet events. Love - onscreen and off, as seen by Grant Quinnly. For The Epic Challenge. AU. Grant/Bex, and other assorted pairings.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Grant, Bex B.
Do You Want To reviews
Ceridwen Smith has gone loony. This is because she: a - has fled the country in hopes of escaping her ex, b - is hopelessly in lust with Ray Patil, c - somehow gets entangled with not-to-be-trusted Detective Potter and his schemes, d - all of the above.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - James S. P.
Transatlanticism reviews
- "She had no incentive to place her trust in him, but she gave it to him anyways. And in return, he gave her his hand." - Annie/Finnick/AH
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Incidents of Fatal Flirting reviews
"A smirk makes you seem badass." ; "But I thought women preferred men who have a nicely shaped gluteus maximus?"/ In which Zach teaches Jonas how to flirt. Fun-shot #3 split up. L/J, with a hint of J/Z and Z/M.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Jonas, Liz S.
Parts of You reviews
- "She licked her lips and he leaned in and they were kissing, to put it simply." – She was always running away from the truth. Dan/Blair. To Drey and Malli.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Fire in Your New Shoes reviews
And after he kissed her, she knew she wouldn't be able to resist him anymore. S/K. OOC.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Escape My Attention reviews
She doesn't know how she overlooked the fact that he wasn't the same Jeremy Gilbert anymore, but one way or another, Bonnie Bennett had finally noticed. Bonnie/Jeremy. OOC. Happy Halloween!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bonnie B., Jeremy G. - Complete
I Was Once a Loyal Lover reviews
Because they're the people that'll steal TVs and a find a picture of your ex to throw darts at. Macey-centric. Ish. For the Ally of Challenges. Dedicated to Divi's maimed finger.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Macey M. - Complete
August is Over reviews
-"We were careless hearts who got caught up in this."— Because life isn't a modern day fairytale. Liz/Preston. For the Black Sheep Challenge.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,427 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Liz S., Preston W. - Complete
Shades of Blue reviews
- "Wait," he tells her. Her breathing stops again. Just like that time in the mini-van. "You can't go again." And he kisses her. – Cate/Baze, throughout the years.
Life Unexpected - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Nate B./Baze, Cate C. - Complete
The Naked Truth reviews
- "You're a hot mess and I'm fallin' for you." – Grant, Bex, and a recipe for seduction. B/G. Fun-shot #2. Happy Thanksgiving!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bex B., Grant - Complete
Alone reviews
Because no matter what you do, at the end of the day, you know you'll end up alone. S/C Drabble
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
364 Days reviews
He looks at his reflection, adjusting his vermillion colored cape. He sighs. If only it was a costume. But it isn’t. It’s his identity. It’s his life. And it’s stolen his soul. Damon Drabble. Happy Halloween!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Damon S. - Complete
Proximity reviews
They were the best of enemies, always getting into ridiculous banters. Sometimes, they would fight for the sake of fighting. So here comes a story where, for once, they spend time in a closet together without killing themselves. Channy. For Sara.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Red Stains reviews
And as her vision started blurring and the small liquid scarlet stains drizzled down her wrist, staining it for others to see, she realized that this wasn’t the solution. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. Yet, she couldn’t stop herself.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bex B., Grant - Complete
Interpretation reviews
Because their interpretation of him was far from the actual truth. Damon Drabble.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Smexy reviews
Because Chad Dylan Cooper could pull of smexy in a way that you never knew. Until now, that is. Drabble. Slight Sonny/Chad.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Chad D. C. - Complete
5 Ways to Get a Girl's Number reviews
He was a spy, after all; how hard could it be to get her number? Charm intact, he fixed his tie and proceeded down the corridor. Easy. It would be as easy as convincing Grant that Bex was a lesbian. Z/C. Fun-shot #1
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Horoscope reviews
Because she was a Leo and he was a Pisces. SWAC one-shot. S/C
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete