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Joined 01-17-09, id: 1807236, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Host, and Twilight.

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO WORLD!! i'm a person and i like to write. that's about all the really personal information i'm giving. oh and i'm a girl, just so we can clear that up.

i'm a huge procrastinator, but i hope to EVENTUALLY be able to post fan fiction for the twilight series, nightmare, the host (FAVORITE), and maybe a couple of my favorite tv shows if i'm feeling brave...i'm better with creating my own characters than writing about ones that already exist, but we'll see...

i'm really random. i'm the kind of person that pushes on doors that say pull and don't see what's right in front of them. and no, i'm not blonde (no offense to anyone who is). i have the most amazing friends in the world and a wonderful wifee (inside joke. i'm straight.) anyways...since i'm lacking creativity today, i'll shut up for now, but i'll me back. ahem:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!


sooo...still working on the Host fanfic...please don't give up on me yet, i've just been really busy with school and such, but now that school's out i'll have a lot more time. thanks for all of the reviews and constructive criticism! you guys are really what's keeping this going. i honestly wasn't sure how people were going to respond to it, so thanks. secondly, i know i've only published one chapter for the James/Victoria one (i decided to take a different approach with that one. like steamboatwillie1928, i am also a little tired of all the edward and bella hype. i love edward, but it's gettin old), and the second chapter is a work in progress!

AND, as steamboatwillie1928 will tell you (check out her stuff, she's AMAZING!) i have also found a love for Reggie, aka the mad hatter. we're going to get married someday and...oh never mind. steamboatwillie thinks THEY'RE gonna get married, but she's WRONG. he's cheating on her with me. XD

here's some favorite random quotes from a bunch of stuff because i'm really bored and at the moment have nothing else to do:

"Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end."- Edward Cullen

"People who say anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door."

"SHUT UP!! Sorry. Respectfully. Respectfully shut up. We have organs."- Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)

"Life and love go on."- The Host

"-So who do you want to be? Batman or Robin?
-OOH! I want to be Robin because he has a tendency to state the obvious like me...he yells out all this random stuff like...like...HOLY FIRE EXTINGUISHERS BATMAN!!"- Sunshine and me (in that order)


And last, but certainly not least, i leave you with a message (mostly for Spooky4ever):

REGINALD THEOPHILUS (FONDLY KNOWN AS THE MAD HATTER) IS NOT A PEDOPHILE!! Reggie is THE MAN.

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Sunny Disposish by Valadilenne reviews
Alice goes back into the Wonderland, charged by a new monarch to root out the cause of classic denizens across the kingdom disappearing one by one. The Mad Hatter and March Hare remain her closest confidantes. WCMI inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,909 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Reunited by zaynahamore reviews
Zoe hasnt seen Shane Wolfe for four years. What happens when he comes back into her life without warning. Updated!
Pacifier - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,675 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
The twilight movie: Our way by ILuvMikeNewton reviews
This is the Twiligt movie, our way! as a before note, THIS IS A PARODY! its supposed to be funny. We hav rewritten the movie our way! Tell us what you think! Joint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008
She was Curious and He was Insane by LorMenari reviews
After reading WCMI, I wanted to try my hand at this!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
AlicexHatter Moments by Whisper Angelitos reviews
The story of how Alice and the Mad Hatter somehow manage to co-exist...barely. :D
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Forbbiden Love by steamboatwillie1928 reviews
This is a retarded one shot about what it would be like if our friends were Bella and Edward. Humor us please and R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jack's Random Adventure by Kiwicatlover reviews
This is DUMB. It is also an adventure. Read on! And PREPARE TO BE AMAZED WITH THE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY! more chapters to come... plus, I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF NBC! I'M JUST BEING STUPID!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
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Mine reviews
This is what happens after Melanie gets her body back, written from her perspective. Covers everything from the time she wakes up through the time when they meet Burns. More chapters to come. Please review!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H.
The Hunt reviews
This is what happens in Twilight when the Cullens first meet James, Laurent, and Victoria, all from the perspective of James. Let me know what you think!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - James, Victoria