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Hola everyone, I'm Margarita. But you can call me Meg.
By the way, the one thing that is always on my mind is the word blond.
How ya' like meh' now? :)
Go suck it.
Yours sincerely, Megan :)
1. John Cena
2. Randy Orton
3. Ted Dibiase
4. Cody Rhodes
5. Dolph Ziggler
6. The Miz
7. Evan Bourne
8. Dave Batista
9. Zack Ryder
10. Mr. Kennedy
What if #1 was your mother?
John Cena. I’d be wondering why my mother has a dick, but I’m not complaining though!
What if #2 was who you’re going to marry?
Randy Orton. Oh yeah, I’d hit that every night, and I’d even let my “mom” join in.
What if #3 got turned into a frog?
Ted Dibiase. I’d kiss him and turn him back into a handsome prince.
What if #4 got drunk and made out with you?
Cody Rhodes. I would freak out and faint, because I just kissed two priceless men in one night.
What if #5 woke up in a bed with you and didn’t know why?
Dolph Ziggler. Why do you keep making me out to be a whore?
What if #6 moved to the other side of the world?
The Miz. I’d cry and send him, “He’s Awesome” letters everyday.
What if #7 found out he was a girl?
Evan Bourne. He would be shocked? No wonder why he’s so small compared to every other guy wrestler!
What if #8 was caught wearing a polka dot thong?
Dave Batista. I would wonder why he went through my “mom’s” underwear drawer.
What if #9 confessed their love for you?
Zack Ryder. Wooo wooo wooo, but I would never leave my husband Randy. Sorry zackie-poo : (
What if #10 kissed you?
Mr. Kennedy. I’d smack the living daylights out of him.
What if #1 started sniffing you?
John Cena. I swear mom! I showered this morning.
What if #2 was doing drugs?
Randy Orton. NOOOO! You can’t, you’ll mess up your pretty little face! I won’t leave you, I promise!
What if #3 could fly?
Ted Dibiase. I would hook him and Evan up, (even though he’s a girl, shhh! Ted won’t know that)
What if #4 was pregnant?
Cody Rhodes. That would be physically impossible, but not if it was an Mpreg fic.
What if #5 never wanted to see me again?
Dolph Ziggler. Good, I never liked you anyways. I have more important people to worry about!
What if #6 stole your cookie?
The Miz. He could never steal my cookie. He’s on the other side of the world remember?
What if #7 went to the zoo with you?
Evan Bourne. As long as Randy and my mommy can come.
What if #8 lied to you?
Dave Batista. I would be really mad, because I knew it was him whole stole that thong.
What if #9 turned into a coconut?
Zack Ryder. Woooo?
What if #10 got stranded on an island with you?
Mr. Kennedy. I’d kill myself.