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Author has written 4 stories for Wolverine & the X-Men, and X-Men: The Movie.

We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

There isn't really much to say about me. I'm no one of consequence.

Stories:

1. Who Widdled In Your Cornflakes This Morning? (Complete)
2. Who Died And Made You Oprah? (Complete)
3. *Planning stage*

Apologies and New Discoveries (Complete)

When In Doubt... Throw A Chair (in progress)

xXx

My first story is up! (Yay) Okay now feel free to laugh if you think its stupid and pointless but I was really freaking bored and I needed to put off doing important stuff for a while longer. (I was also waiting for S3E1 of True Blood to download) So I watched Wolverine & The X-Men and I just loved the really subtle interaction between Logan and Emma. They are probably totally doing it behind the scenes and their slight rivarly is just a front. Anyway its set after they come back from Africa. Enjoy!

UPDATE 17TH JULY 2010

WWIYCTM is now here! I'm seriously excited about this. Now, if there are any BETA's hiding out there PLEASE contact me if you are interested. Yeah its pretty crap right now but I just wanted to give back to all the awesome writers who have made my days in the past. Enjoy!

UPDATE 3RD NOVEMBER 2010

Okay well it is nearly midnight and I have just posted WDAMYO! Please enjoy :)

UPDATE 2ND JANUARY 2011

First story of 2011 for me - should be a good year! WIDTAC has now been posted

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Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,536 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
From the Shadows by Black Queen reviews
Post DoR; Magneto's Acolytes rescue the captured mutants from Area 51, and lives are forever changed as hearts are forever intertwined
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 289,654 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Difficult Love by Maddie-san reviews
Sequel to Love is The Most Difficult to Satisfy but you don't need to read it to understand this . The missing Chunk between Bulma and Vegeta after the cell games.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 171,139 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
King of Thieves by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "Queen of Identity Fraud". Marriage and parenthood, Gambit was sure he could handle. It's training to be the next Patriarch of the Thieves Guild and Guild politics that might kill him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,418 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - [Gambit, Rogue] - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Roadmap to Irritation by Mk Marie reviews
Three super hot but annoying guys, one cramped car, 3,000 miles of open highway, and me, Bella Swan... No good can come from this. All human. OOC. Read if you liked truck-napper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Daily Grind by MadeleineJade reviews
Sequel to Can't Let Go. Emmett opened up the coffee shop & he and Rosalie just had a son. Bella & Edward are married & trying to start a family. You know me, cannon pairings, some original characters Hal, Coley, Eli . Humor/Fluff & Stuff AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,760 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
X3: The Ace of Spades by BlackWodin reviews
The surprise visit of a certain Cajun could change the lives of the X-men. What could have happened if our favorite thief came to the mansion before the events of X3 - AU. ROMY - Final Chapter up, Sequel soon to come!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 347,379 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
I'm Not Exactly Human by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Edward left Bella, alone in the woods, thinking he didn't love her. Six months on and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts, but what happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will Bella do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Never Get On My Bad Side by Chellerbelle reviews
Prequel to "I Make Men Weak at the Knees" - you don't need to read the original story first. Rogue's life after leaving the X-men and before meeting Gambit: Stealing, motorcycles, the 'cure' wearing off and a teddy bear.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Rogue - Complete
We Probably Should Have Locked the Door by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "I Mock Your Shiny Toothpicks". First chapter recaps previous stories for those who couldn't be bothered re reading them. What happens when Gambit and Marrow are reunited? Can they stop the Purifiers? And will Gambit ever propose to Rogue?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,103 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Gambit, Rogue] - Complete
Falling in Love the Hard Way by Nikki Exley reviews
A series of late night encounters between Damon and Elena finds them growing closer and Elena has to fight her growing attraction to the other Salvatore brother. First chapter is set during the ride home from Atlanta.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,521 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Weekend With the Devil by o0ashwee0o reviews
Instead of just spending the night, Elena and Damon spend the weekend in Georgia. Will something happen between them while they're there? My first fanfic. Rated mature for later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Omega by Untamed Loner reviews
As Bella spends more time around Jake, she begins to discover changes in herself. Suddenly, she doesn't trip, the wolves are completely calm around her, and she keeps feeling people's emotions. Now, she's on the Volturi's most wanted list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,468 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
And Three to Mess Around by Rogue in Rouge reviews
Sequel to It Takes Two. Enter two pissed off blonds and a one equally deranged firebird. Oh, and Remy’s A.W.O.L.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Addiction by ShanMah reviews
Have you ever wondered how Vegeta and Bulma ended up having Trunks, and how they managed to live together? Yes, me too - and here is my attempt at finding an answer. I promise the story is better than the summary!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,672 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Love Is The Most Difficult To Satisfy by Maddie-san reviews
-Being Edited- Bulma & Vegeta. 3 years before the androids come. What happened between those two? Another 3 years, VERY in character. No OOC. No Vegeta falling in love, but hiding it from the others in the androids saga.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,299 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen of Identity Fraud by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "I Make Men Weak at the Knees". Logan is looking for Rogue. Rogue plans to join the Thieves Guild. Gambit might be addicted to World of Warcraft, but we'll take sympathy on him because of this whole exile business.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,399 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
Penetrating the Engine Core by Chellerbelle reviews
Gambit loves Rogue. Rogue is dating Pulse. Life is all fun and games until someone loses a baby. Canon with X1, X2 & X3. Ignores "XO: Wolverine".
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,188 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - [Gambit, Rogue] - Complete
I Make Men Weak at the Knees by Chellerbelle reviews
Takes place some years after the events of X3. Rogue's estranged from the X-men and is now working as a waitress. What happens when Gambit comes to her diner? Canon with X1-X3 and Wolverine with the small exception of Remy's eyes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,975 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Darkness by incoherantreality reviews
what if three odd, random vampire girls stopped Laurent in the forest, and decided Bella would be a great addition to their band white darkness? well you get this story. rated T becuase I want to. a fic by Incoherant reality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,417 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella
Synonymous with Trouble by Chellerbelle reviews
The trouble starts when Rogue meets Gambit. It all goes down hill from there.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Rogue/Anna M., Gambit/Remy L.] - Complete
This is a Battle not a Tango by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "But What a Way to Go". Rogue and Gambit are "just friends", Logan's back in town and the Brotherhood is up to something.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
But What a Way to Go by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue and Gambit meet in a bar in Mississippi and decide to take a road trip together to New York. Set after the events of X3 and Wolverine.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
Collision of Coincidence by Tamarai reviews
Set after the third film, following the AE where Rogue doesn't take the cure. Remy gets involved in a rivalry fight between two arch-enemies and against all his better judgment hires himself out to a cute little X-man with suicide lips. ROMY.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Like Lovers In A Doorway by Tamarai reviews
Set after 3rd film. He's trying to dodge a favour, while she has something to prove. A tale of unlikely romance chock full of misunderstandings, misleads and missed opportunities. ROMY.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,074 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Borrowed Time by Tamarai reviews
Set shortly after the 3rd film. For all those who sorely missed our beloved Cajun in the films. Remy plans to steal the ultimate treasure from a fellow X-man and by the way things are going with Bobby and Marie, Remy may very well succeed. ROMY
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,355 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Rogue - Complete
Facts about Deadpool by Captain Deadpool reviews
These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
And It Was So by Lear's Daughter reviews
oneshot AU of the first movie. What if Magneto and Rogue had met under different circumstances, and the XMen were never involved? MR pairing
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Inappropriate Conduct by Miss Information reviews
An unwitting game of power is unfolding between enemies, turning forbidden intimate conduct into a confusing fight for control...but neither side can truly win this battle. Warning: contains strong adult themes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,111 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I'm Okay, You're Okay by Eileen Blazer reviews
Waking up has never been like this before. But Rogue's determined to take it all in stride. [OneShot Romy]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Rogue - Complete
Unfaithful by Lady Rhapsody reviews
*OLD WORK* B/V- Bulma is trapped and miserable in a forced marriage, and is Queen of Earth. But when she and her husband go on a diplomatic trip to another planet, a ray of hope emerges in a most unlikely place...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 232,354 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta
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When In Doubt Throw A Chair reviews
Rogue finds someone she can touch, despite her mutation. Throwing caution to the wind she sleeps with him. In the morning he is gone but she has a small momento of him. ROMY. LEMONS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rogue, Gambit
Who Died And Made You Oprah? reviews
Sequel to WWIYCTM. Rogue and Remy face new challenges posed by a mysterious organisation. But trouble is also brewing closer to home. Will Joseph throw a spanner in their budding relationship? And what is Magneto planning? ROMY. LEMONS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Who Widdled In Your Cornflakes This Morning? reviews
Rogue leaves the institue after finding out her boyfriend bats for the other team. She travels and then she arrives at a University. But fate has plans for her in the form of Logan, John, The God Of War and a cute Cajun thief. ROMY. LEMONS.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rogue - Complete
Apologies and New Discoveries reviews
Saying the unsaid things. What is said when Logan and Emma get back from Africa? Random little fic. One shot.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost, Wolverine/Logan - Complete