UnaRJ
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Joined 01-18-09, id: 1808027, Profile Updated: 03-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello :) I'm Una (pronounced Oo-na). I am too old for you to care, yet younger than a hundred. I've had plenty of life experiences, some of which are included in my stories but I'm not going to tell you which ones they are!! I have four kids, two boys and two girls.

I was introduced to Twilight by my youngest daughter (I think she regrets that now). I am soooo Team Edward but I 'understand' Jacob... having brought up two boys through the teenage years, and survived. I've read all the Twilight series. My favourite book is Twilight. When I was my youngest daughters' age, I used to write a lot of poetry but now I try and write stories.

My hobbies are many. They include:- writing (I believe I am obsessed about writing now), reading (as many of your stories as possible and I review!).

I am currently wading through The House of the Night series and really enjoying them.

Listening to music of all kinds, (I like a lot of the music my daughter listens to especially Fall Out Boy and 30 Seconds to Mars). I also like Ne-Yo, and some Opera and of course Mr. Michael Buble.

Films I like:- Twilight (of course!), The Note Book, Pride and Prejudice, The Duchess, Sleepless in Seattle, August Rush (loving Jonathan Rhys Meyers with his Irish lilt - umm). Believe it or not I'm also a Star Wars fan. I was one of the thousands that lined up to see the very first film, waaay back in the seventies. Oooh, that makes me sound sooo old! I enjoy watching the following on TV:- One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls, ER, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, Medium, The Mentalist (ummm) etc. etc. George Clooney is yum and so is Matt Damon. I also love voices such as Clint Eastwood, Richard Burton (heavenly Welsh accent), Sean Connery, Robert Redford. I realise that they belong to much older men and in Richard Burton's case, one that is no longer with us, but these are mens voices that exude experience of life. Wonderful!

Agony and Ecstasy:My hits on this story have reached 19,500. Thank you for reading it!

I have also had some great reviews for Pillow Talk which is complete. This story seems to have stirred up emotions in a lot of you who are reading it. I love it when a story evokes thought and challenges the way we think about sterotypes. When I came up with the idea for it, I just felt that I had to get the first chapter written and out there. I didn't believe that I would get such an amazing response to it. I enjoyed writing it and using the Twilight characters, in yet another, very different senario, to my other stories. As it stands, I have recieved over 43,500 hits. You are all wonderful! I won't be giving up writing just yet!

I have written a oneshot for the Back2Skool Unfmett Contest called The Irresistible Ms Swan. It's the first time that I have taken a chance to delve into Emmett's brain. I hope you like my version of him. My hits on this new story have reached 2,500. Thank you everyone.

Some of you may find my style of writing a little old fashioned. Please bear in mind that I was at school a long time ago and I'm fairly set in my ways as far as the English language is concerned. I actually think that Edward Cullen the Vampire would appreciate that fact!

I think that's all for now. I hope you enjoy reading the stories and let me know if you do (and if you don't). It gives writers a big boost when they know their stories are being read and enjoyed (or not). If I do get a harsh review from someone and that same person reviews another chapter from the same story, I know that I've done a good job because that person is still reading the story. They are hooked!!

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who voted in the recent Back2Skool UNFmett contest.

You voted and my one shot The Irresistible Ms Swan took 1st place. Thank you. You are all amazing for supporting me and all the other authors who entered the contest. Without our readers where would we be?!

Since finding out the result I have felt quite overwhelmed. This was the first time that I entered anything into a contest and considering who I was up against, I am extremely flattered.

Once again thank you and thank you to Calikisses, DayDreamingAway, JessScript24, and PrettyFace27 for taking the time to run this contest.

Here is the link for my prize! A banner designed for the o/s! I love it!

Take care, all of you.

6th March 2011

Hi all, sorry I have not been around for quite a while. RL has been tough but I am slowly getting my mojo back...hoping to get to grips with A&E soon.

Thank you so much for your continued interest in my stories...logging on today and seeing my stats, made me smile and feel encouraged.

Hope you are all well out there and taking care.

U. XX

P.S. I have a twitter account...if you would like to follow me over there, please message me and I will give you the details.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20355 - Favs: 13,624 - Follows: 5,578 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Watch Me Burn by Incog Ninja reviews
Daryl Dixon/Faith Lehane multi-chap, S3 AU. Daryl believes in blood-sucking dogs and dead people walking around—and vampire slayers. After meeting Faith and Vi in the woods and taking them back to the prison, he gets to see the legend with his own eyes. But at what cost?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,500 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Faith L., Daryl D.
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10755 - Favs: 12,090 - Follows: 12,678 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lack of Color by coldplaywhore reviews
He paints; she inspires. Together they are whole, until one day they are separated, breaking him of his soul. Five years later, she's not his. Can she be again? ExB AU AH M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,320 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12151 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TwentyEight Days by quietruby reviews
Edward, living with a permaboner, finds a way to satisfy all his vampy needs. NGL, you need a strong stomach. LOL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Edward - Complete
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Was Only A Dream by HollyLovesJasper reviews
Bella and Edward are newlyweds. Perfect as they seem. On what should have been a happy day, everything changes. Does Edward's job cause more then some upset families? And why does Bella feel so scared? Plase read and review this is my first fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4663 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Letter by Lindsi loolabell reviews
Bella & Edward are best friends that are torn apart but promise to write to each other, but what will she do when she starts to fall for the man he's become on paper? NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. AH possible future lemons. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,181 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House Call by AprilAnne reviews
Injuring herself while at her home alone and unable to get help, Bella Swan reluctantly presses the button of her lifeline bracelet. To her surprise her doctor is out of town, sending instead a replacement who is young, gorgeous, and a vampire..... ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,634 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8733 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 5,119 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Oh Night Divine by Lindsi loolabell reviews
My countdown to Christmas entry. Edward and Bella spend their first christmas together and exchange more than just presents. But Edward get's a gift he really didn't expect and no it's not a baby lol AU M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Screw the Eggnog, Pass me the Mistletoe by Donut Magnet reviews
Bella finds herself cursed with being alone every Christmas, having to fend off the matchmaking efforts of her best friend. What happens when she finds she has been set up once again - fireworks or a complete fizzle? A/H. Lemons. AGUtM one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reservations by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with LittleLea05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Better Than a Hippopotamus for Christmas by I Punch Werewolves 4 Fun reviews
What chaos can ensue when Emmett decides he knows the perfect gift to give Rosalie for Christmas? All Vamp, takes place after BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breathe Me by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Deserted by her first love, Bella leaves Forks and finds a new path. A new friendship causes her past to resurface. Will she return to a life that broke her heart? Crossover primarily Twilight , AU, OOC, rated M for language, violence, & later lemons.
Crossover - Twilight & Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,229 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Mick S. J. - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4419 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3188 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 4,570 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
xX she wants to touch me, woah Xx by yourgreeneyes reviews
Edward is a vegetarian smoker. Bella is the drama beauty of Forks High. Paul? Well, he's Bella's football boyfriend. And all the others? You can find them mingling. What's Edward gonna do when he's in love with a taken woman? Well, that's what I'm for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19625 - Favs: 12,561 - Follows: 5,733 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Im With The Brother by Mrs.DarcyCullen reviews
Bella is madly in love with Edward. But what happens when his brother asks her out first? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,675 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Book by it's cover by Lindsi loolabell reviews
What happens when you fall for someone, but there's someone else in her life? Edward falls in love with Bella after a chance meeting, but has to convince her that he's not about to break her heart even though he'd have to share her.AH and cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,803 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5278 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8435 - Favs: 7,639 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Agony and Ecstasy reviews
Bella has two great friends a good job and a kind boss but finally faces the fact that she is no longer happy with her personal life. A holiday is what she needs and boy does she have one! M for a reason. AH OOC Bella/Carlisle and Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,295 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Irresistible Ms Swan reviews
Single fatherhood is the last thing Emmett expected. As he and his son begin their new life together, Ms Swan is the driving force behind their new found confidence.Is he hoping for too much? O/S written for the Back2SkoolUNFmett Contest EmPOV AH/OOC/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Cook Wanted reviews
She is twenty three, over-qualified, under paid and basically bored stiff. An ad in the paper looks promising, & she applies. But when she meets the family, head-strong Bella gets a little flustered. Really, who could resist? EB/AH/AU/M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 225,521 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Pillow Talk reviews
There is no job title for Bella. She can be anything that is desired of her. What would people call her? High class call girl? Sex therapist? You decide. Eventually Edward enters her life. OOC/AH Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,415 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Tom Cat reviews
Here’s a one-shot for The Epic T Rated contest. Bella’s cat, Tom is in trouble again. Edward to the rescue! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete