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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

8/20/13: DUDE. I JUST READ THROUGH STUFF I HAD ON HERE SINCE SEPTEMBER 18, 2011. GOD, I WAS SUCH A LOSER.

Favorite part of writing a fanfiction: Lemons. They are the funnest part. Why? Because I play One Direction just to stop feeling weird about it. It pumps me up so much. On particularly bad parts of lemons, I sing along.

Favorite Conversations

(From the Simpsons) Person:We have a run-in with John Snyder.

Marge: That bad?

Person: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Person: Well, replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son.

(From Reba) Cheyenne: I believe that falls under (puts a hand on Van's shoulder) Communications.

Van: I'd like to fall under... a truck.

(From Reba) Cheyenne: Ohhh... there's my little bundle of perfection!

Reba: Awww... you can just call me mom.

(From Final Fantasy VII Advent Children) Reno: Hey, Rude, you're alright.

Rude (while hanging off a helicopter): Yeah, ...I'm just peachy.

(From Final Fantasy VII)Vincent: I have nothing to say.

Yuffie: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway.

(From Final Fantasy VII Advent Children) Yazoo:Are we having fun yet?

Reno: The time of my life!

(From Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) Hermione: "There were once three brothers who were traveling along a long, winding road at twilight."

Ron: "Midnight, our mum always told us. Sorry, I just think it’s a bit spookier if it’s midnight."

Harry: "Yeah, because we really need a bit more fear in our lives."

(From Heroes:Thanksgiving) Sylar:"Come on, buddy. That's the best you've got? No big speeches about hope? Triumph of the human spirit?"

Peter: "Why don't you let me out of this chair and find out."

Sylar (to Angela): "And you... You have raised the evil incarnate bar to an entirely new level. Thank you for giving me something to strive for."

Favorite Quotes

(From Lost Season 1, Episode 3) Hurley: Hey, look! Rescuers, we're saved!... Yeah, he's out.

(Lost S. 1 Ep. 2) Charlie: I'm fine!... Charlie's fine by the way!

(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) (IDK who actually said it)George: What are me and Fred, next-door neighbors?

(Heroes: Clear and Present Danger) Peter: Advice? What advice could I possibly give you besides 'Kiss my ass', Nathan?

(Heroes: Fallout) Ando: I wish destiny would lose our number.

(From Reba) Van: Oh no, the GOLDFISH escaped.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Riku. He gets actual character development, while Sora for the most part only ever changes his skills and clothes. Acts the same throughout all of the Kingdom Hearts series. Riku goes from being Sora's best friend, to being a huge antagonist, to helping Sora out without him knowing for the most part.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi. She's sweet and caring, is cute in the first game and only more beautiful the second game. Plus she's got spunk and a Keyblade, meaning she actually gets to fight. For the good guys too.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Saïx. He's annoying, gets in your way during Kingdom Hearts 2 and generally just pisses you off.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. She's a bitch. Seriously.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Neverland (I had a hell of a time flying around. I go there sometimes to play on the deck with my flying skills. It's also fun to repeatedly kill the Phantom.)

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro... and Wonderland (urg...)

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper and Oblivion together, or the Sleeping Lion

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Wishing Star, it's so short!

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tinkerbell. She heals you and acts as the only Phoenix Down we get in either game.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Valor. There's something satisfying about feeling like your beating something's face in.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora/Kairi. They're the canonical, natural pairing, and they're sweet together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Any pairing that disses Sora/Kairi or Roxas/Namine.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Riku/Olette

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Namine/Cloud

Olette/Axel

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

People who think that Kairi is the most annoying person in the universe.

People who think Riku and Yuffie belong together. (Do they even meet in the game?)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku, because now you feel like it's two bros against the universe.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

No. They don't have hearts, and Xemnas never appeared to know what love was in the first place.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He just has a cool hairstyle and is usually stuck in a dark room, which give the appearance of emo. We don't see people asking if Laxeaus is emo do we?

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No, he's just the only one man enough to have pink hair and wield a scythe that blows the petals of sakura blossoms at us.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Hell no.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. While I like Olette, Namine was the one who was helping him to get through Twilight Town. Plus, they are Sora and Kairi.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Three disciples of a master of the Keyblade battle the forces of darkness, but end up being the darkness. Hm, I wonder if I'm right about that. :P

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Absolutely not. As long as you play it on the PS2 that is. GBA version is a waste of time. (That's the one I have! O.o)

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

I don't know really.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Pence. While I'm the opposite physically from him, I'm a bit of a nerd who goes along objectively with whatever his friends are planning.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I was fighting Hook on CoM and I lost because I forgot that using sleights wastes your cards.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. I wanted to cosplay as an Organization Member, but I couldn't find the cloak.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

There's not really any good ones.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Number III, Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer. I hate it on CoM when pirate Heartless gang up on you. Also, the stun attack gets on my nerves.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Battle System. Hands down. The plot blew though. But New Worlds, the Drive Forms, the idea of Organization XIII, and a winnable optional battle against Sephiroth were nice. Also the ability to do a barrel roll in the gummi was nice.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

God, why do I have to choose? AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Again!? AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean, purely for the instrumental version.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

None

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Kingdom Hearts/Naruto

Kingdom Hearts/Bleach

Kingdom Hearts/Fullmetal Alchemist

Kingdom Hearts/Percy Jackson and the Olymplians

Kingdom Hearts/Legend of Zelda

Kingdom Hearts/Mother series

Kingdom Hearts/Super Smash Bros

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Terra looks like Zack Fair, Ven looks like Roxas (dur), and Axel looks like Reno and Renji from Bleach. And Xion looks like Kairi!!

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KHIII. It's the only one that hasn't f*cking come out yet.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. See my above answer to question 30. We had one more customizable button, the reaction commands, and we could rotate the camera using the right analog stick.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The Battle System feels like you're actually doing something, instead of having to keep hitting people until they die to figure out whether or not you were being effective. The relation to Square and Disney is amazing, mostly because Disney has the storylines in different worlds, and Square has the characters to make everything feel badass. Story-wise, it's not bad, but there are certain things that could be done.

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Hinata, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru.

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SasuSaku, GaaMat (barely), ShikaTem and NejiTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hmm... Probably Hentai lol, I love gay people, but I'm pretty much a porn addict.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, cosplay ain't my style.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Nothing

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No, because they're not real.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina for Life, Kiba doesn't really fit with Hinata.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. SasuNaru is just weird.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7, Team Gai is OK, but really, Team 7 is at the center of the entire series.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Proven.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory? Proven.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Pein, his ability is amazing, and he actually has a heart.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro. He was set down the wrong path, and had the wrong people get to him. If Orochimaru hadn't offered more power, Sasuke might have stayed with Konoha.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I don't watch the anime.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No. He maybe boneheaded, but I don't think ADD is the problem.

17. Sub or dub? SUB! Dub is SHIT!!! Japanese versions for the win!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti when she's a kid but she's tolerable when she's older

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Beast. He is the Green BEAST of Konoha.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku. Accept no substitutes

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Probably Sasuke... If he was nicer and smarter and didn't leave the Leaf village, then more people would like him, Kiba is fun OOC.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell yeah, they can be cool, but there are SO MANY annoying things writers do. I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in: It goes bashing, giving too many people the Rasengan, giving too many people actual weapons, giving Naruto like 3 elements, incorrect grammar and spelling is the worst, and bashing. Bashing is right up there with incorrect grammar and spelling.

I will explain. Bashing pisses me off because people being unnecessarily rude and hateful IRL pisses me off. Bashing just kills the mood of the fic. Honestly, I'm not sure I've read a fanfic that doesnt bash either: the village, the council, the village council, Sasuke, Sakura, the Hyuugas, Kiba or some other poor soul.

Has anyone noticed only 4 people in the entire series have the Rasengan? It's supposed to be super hard to learn, the only reason Naruto got it so fast was because he's the child of the man who created it, and he has the Kyuubi.

Weapons. Oh my god, the only one in the Konoha 11 who uses weapons is Tenten and that's her specialty. These are shinobi with abilities greater than any weapon, so why give them any? They're designed to work only with their abilities, so that they aren't weighed down by anything.

Naruto has one element in canon, keep it that way. There is very little reason to give Naruto any other element, as there is no factor in the story that can give Naruto any extra elements. There's no way of knowing if affinity is genetic, besides the Uchiha, but they already have a genetic ability.

Incorrect English just pisses me off and makes it hard to read a story. Go on Google docs, and figure out whether or not that is allowed in the English language. There's nothing more annoying than reading a story that misspells things, or doesn't have quotations. Even lemons. They may be smut, but they are still stories.

Another thing that grinds my gears is that I can't find any story on this site that doesn't have at least one of these things. Some of them have ALL of these.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I'm planning on it, but with the pasts of my stories, it won't happen.

27. Do you like lemons? Porn Addict. Love 'em.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. I hate drawing.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No. I hate drawing.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No, Naruto isn't really a huge thing for me.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes, I'd love to, to be honest.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. Disproven.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No. I hate drawing.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? There's something wrong if you like that. When he gets just the black marks on him, he actually looks pretty cool. But when he goes through the whole transformation, it's just weird.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No, fuck OC's. I like to keep things close to the original when it comes to stories, because I don't like to screw over a great piece of work by changing it too much.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No. Again, Naruto isn't really a huge thing for me.

CHEESY JOKES

PUNCHLINE - What's the difference between a clarinet and Edward Cullen?
ANSWER - No one cries when you chop a clarinet into tiny pieces and burn it. (I play clarinet, but my sister told me the joke)

Okay, a minister is asking kids where Jesus lives. One little girl said, "In my arm, because he leads me to do good things." Another little girl said, "In my heart because he helps me love myself and others." The third child was a boy, and he said, "In my bathroom, because every morning my father goes to the bathroom and says, 'Jesus Christ, what is taking so long?"

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

There were two muffins in a oven. One muffin says to the other "It's hot in here" the other says "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

PUNCHLINE- What do you call the animal hardest to find?
ANSWER- A WHERE-wolf

PUNCHLINE- Where does a woman with one leg work?
ANSWER- iHop

PUNCHLINE- A sexy, charismatic blind man walks into a bar. What does he say?
ANSWER- Ow.

PUNCHLINE- What do you think of a cow with no legs?
ANSWER- Ground beef

PUNCHLINE- What did Kermit the Frog say to Miss Piggy when she caught him licking his chops while staring at her lying on the bed sleeping?
ANSWER- "I always had a thing for pigs in the blanket."

PUNCHLINE- What do you call cheese that's not yours?
ANSWER- Nacho cheese

QUESTION- What do you call a pig with three eyes?
ANSWER- A piiig

100 THINGS I LEARNED FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (THIS IS COPYRIGHTED!!)

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaneously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There’s only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
8)It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach.
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
24) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff.
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It’s hard to believe, that I couldn’t see, you were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards.
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there’s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you’re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If your heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where’s Gabby’s dad!?
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It’s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi’s house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as you're the most popular girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy’s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you’re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they’ve done.
92) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a button (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you’re instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead that's how she’s able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as it's the final dance number of the movie.
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

This was made by Sapphirepaw. I was bawling (and still do when I'm reading it) when I read it. It's SO sad!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
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Sequel to POH. A year has passed and a dark force is active. Their target-the treasure of all treasures, which can grant wishes to whoever finds it. And Sora and co. are the only ones who can stop them. SoKai and Roxine. Current World: Twilight Town
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 161,817 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12797 - Favs: 14,656 - Follows: 12,176 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Humanity's Battle by Azalea419 reviews
Clove Easton is a trained murderer. Cato Braxton is a merciless killer. But somewhere beneath the blood is a boy and girl with living, beating hearts - hearts capable of a love that could destroy the world. Humanity is crumbling. Love is their only hope.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,794 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Cato, Clove
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prophesized Six by benperez31 reviews
This is the sequel to my previous story, Harry Potter and the Twists of Fate and starts a few hours after the last chapter of that story. Will Harry and his friends come together to defeat Voldemort or will they fall apart along with the Wizarding World?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 391,776 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12057 - Favs: 14,401 - Follows: 13,059 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Hunger Games Social Network by thesecastlewalls reviews
What happens when you allow the tributes from the 74th Annual Hunger Games to start social networking? Well that's easy. All hell breaks loose. Crackfic. Flames will be used to make cupcakes, obviously.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,033 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
Secret Lovers by littlerichellemead reviews
Cato and Clove's untold story. Secret romances, alliances and promises. Alternate ending and two epilogues included. Rated T for language. CLATO.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,824 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by xo.Kyorii reviews
"No, Roxas. I'm not okay. I came here hoping to explain things to the love of my life, but instead I'm stuck with your introverted girlfriend, an emo kid, a lovesick desperato, a terrorist, a seventies chick, and a whole island of teenagers in my way."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 302,300 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Movin' All Around the Room by YouSeeStrangerThings reviews
Harry has some vivid fantasies of him and Ginny finally being together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Behind my Knives by Dani05 reviews
That behind my knives, I'm just a piece of their Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A Miserable Destiny by psychoticphoenix reviews
Because they lived in a horrible world of death. Companion/ sequel to 'A Cruel Fate'. Rated for language. Book and movie-verse.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
monsters in the light by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
She thinks that maybe even monsters win, sometimes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Already Dead by akhaleesi reviews
Cato and Clove meet as young children but don't get along. Cato is 3 years older but will a friendship bloom or will they become sworn enemies even before the Games begin? Based on events in the movie. Written in split POVs. Rated T for language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by incendiers reviews
"That girl just wanted to mess with my head. As always. Deep inside, I actually kind of enjoyed it. The best part of it was, I knew she did too." What's the story behind Clove and Cato? Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Only For A Moment by thesecastlewalls reviews
He could see her cheeks flushed in the little light that the fire was providing and he wanted to laugh. Clove? Blushing? It wasn't a way of the natural world. "So you're jealous," he said shrugging. What happened the night before the tracker jacker scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Until the End by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
Clato. "The Victors of District 2." "That's right, babe. You and me." "Together." "Until the end."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Serendipity by der kapitan reviews
Clove has never really known affection, so she feels like she's drowning when Cato holds her. Cato x Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
That isn't the reason by Bruce's Bat Cave reviews
Short, Clato, one-sided. Well, two-sided, but practically no interaction.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Together by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
"We're winning this together, Clove. Remember, we're going home." Clato.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Illogical and Stupid by prplemyth reviews
Percabeth? I think YES! A bunch of one-shots from Annabeth's perpective, and we get her side of the story in a bunch of different scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,914 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Jobs, Money and Chaos by sin2cos21 reviews
When Chaos tells his warriors to get a part time job...things cannot possibly go well. WARNING: This story runs off a HUGE amount of CRACK.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,629 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Garland
Kingdom Hearts: Genesis of Destiny by SirAngelo reviews
Sora, Kairi and Riku, along with two new allies, are forced onto yet another journey against the darkness as they begin to travel down the road of destiny. SxK, RxN, OCxOC. Ch 48-50: The End! Please Read & Review
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 403,631 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Simple Instructions by xo.Kyorii reviews
It was one test question that changed his life.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Be Prepared by Phantom1s reviews
After Harry's 5th Year, Dumbledore decides that he must break his vow to the ministry and take dirct acton to help Harry fulfill his destiny. Pairings HP/GW RW/HG NL/LL RL/NT AD/MM-I have fixed alot of the formatting issues, enjoy NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 103,897 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Serendipity's Kiss by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Time has a curious way about it, always able to move ahead, sometimes leaving hearts behind. For Sam and Mikaela, they didn't realize how far behind their hearts really were until fate, in the form of well-meaning Camaro, intervened. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,960 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Heroes: The Next Generation by Lara-Van reviews
Micah, Molly, Claire, Matt Jr, his half-sister Daniella, and others fight crime as vigilantes. When a boy of mysterious origins appears and asks to join the team, Micah has doubts, but is pressured to allow Noah Bishop to join. Mocah, Pemma & others.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Micah S., Molly W.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: The Heart's Greatest Weapon by heroes1202 reviews
Following the fall of Organization XIII, an lost ancient world returns, strange occurrences befall the worlds and only the Keyblade master can uncover the truth. Part 1 of my Kingdom Hearts III story. Features chapters 1 - 58 of main story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 129,852 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Oh I Believe In Yesterday by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Violet finds out a secret about herself, which leads to a long talk with Lemony. Crappy summary. Hints of Lemony/Beatrice.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Lemony S., Violet B. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts IV: All's End: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
One year had passed since the business with the Golden Hearts and Incompletes. Sora and co. have sensed a great evil and must now gather the Keyblade warriors and stop it. SoraxKairi RoxasxNamine RikuxOC Current world: DONE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 161 - Words: 303,404 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Naruto's Popularity on the Rise by zigawits reviews
Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Reconnections by SylarandElle'slovechild reviews
Elle stiffened and her eyes widened slightly. She knew that voice – hell, even after all this time, she’d recognize that husky drawl anywhere. Gabriel/Elle
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Elle B. - Complete
Little Heroes by Chloes-Cheese reviews
When Matt accidentally turns the heroes five-years-olds its up to him to look after them. In the insanity that follows anything can happen. Mostly characters from seasons 1 and 2 including the living, dead and characters phased out. Hiatus.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007
Belonging by turtlechick reviews
All we had were her fists, my bow and the clothes on our backs. We were just looking for a place to belong and we found a few companions along the way. Au...ish Nejiten, Sasusaku, Naruhina. Looking for adoption. PM me, I'm willing to help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
They're Finally Getting Married by superkappa reviews
Sylar and Elle’s wedding. Very AU.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Elle B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
A New Beginning by Breanie reviews
2nd in Beginning Series - Harry and his friends enter seventh year and find heartache, happiness, pain, and see the end of the war. Join the characters as new babies, weddings, death, and the beginning of the future comes along.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 227,077 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Different Beginning by Breanie reviews
AU: 1st in Beginning Series What if Harry's life had been different? What if his parents didn't die? Join Harry in his adventure with his friends as he falls in love and fulfills the prophecy. previously posted on SIYE - changes here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Hearts of Gold: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
Sora, Riku & Kairi, must travel the worlds to deliver the Hearts of Gold, items that will give people to wield Keyblades. They must also do this while under the threat of a new and powerful group. The Incompletes. Hearts given: 26. Finished.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 149,720 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
thirteen by fancyjules reviews
Which is why Molly arriving is a such godsend: she is his age, she is fun, she is – hot? MollyMicah. One shot
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Molly W., Micah S. - Complete
Year The Second by Pied Flycatcher reviews
Cloud is in his second year at Hogwarts. When a mysterious monster threatens the school, new relationships are formed and friendships are strained as the students search for the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets. AU. Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,492 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Cloud S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twists of Fate by benperez31 reviews
Harry's parents didn't die that Halloween night, they even had a daughter just after going into hiding, and the Weasleys took care of Harry and his sister after the attack by Voldemort. Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 238,700 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Remembrall or Nothing by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! A sequel to Radishes and Turnips. Neville Longbottom enters his seventh year at Hogwarts with a new wand, headaches he can't explain and Luna at his side. It's time for Neville to discover his destiny in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,669 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Mage by MaxFic reviews
Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,939 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Radishes and Turnips by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! Neville Longbottom always seems to blend in with the crowd. Set during his sixth year, will he finally be able to stand out? This was written before the release of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,605 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
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Kingdom Hearts III: Lone Swordsman reviews
After two years of fighting the Heartless, Sora finally returns home for some peace and quiet. But eventually, more enemies start to appear. Inaminate objects are moving on their own. Or is someone controlling them? No BBS Spoiler
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Belonging reviews
Adopted from turtlechick. All we had were her fists, my bow and the clothes on our backs. We were just looking for a place to belong and we found a few companions along the way. DISCONTINUED because someone else adopted it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The life of Uzumaki Naruto reviews
What if Naruto had found a book that told all the manga events, up to Hinata's confession? Pairings inside. Romance in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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