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Joined 01-18-09, id: 1808522, Profile Updated: 07-31-10
Author has written 7 stories for Devil May Cry, Pushing Daisies, Unreal Tournament, Torchwood, and Call of Duty.

Private Author: "Hello, this is FanFic operative 42-UNR reporting for duty!"

Captain Pencil: "Good. You're assignment today is to send as many of your highly trained fan fictions (actions, and maybe some murder mystery) into FanFiction.Net as possible!"

Private Author: "Sir, yes sir!"

Stories In Progress:

Aqua's Tale (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)

Progress: Writing up the past as it is hinted in Predated.

Comments: As I hadn't really explained much about Aqua in Predated, I decided to write a prequel story about her. I think later I will also add some sequel chapters.

Unreal 2 Parody (Unreal 2: The Awakening)

Progress: first couple of parts of the game mocked. Plently more to do.

Comments: Starts off a bit cheesy and random but the jokes do improve a little bit later on.

The Memoirs of a Renegade (Torchwood)

Progress: Just getting into the interesting bits.

Comments: Just because I felt like writing it at the time.

Stories Completed:

Devil May Have Vengeance (Devil May Cry)

Length: Decently sized tale.

Comments: My first fanfic to be put on this site!

Pushing Daisies Poem (Pushing Daisies)

Length: Small Poem.

Comments: Nice little poem I wrote once, and I thought I'd upload it and share it. I like it.

Teach 'Em a Lesson (Unreal)

Length: Decently sized tale.

Comments: Comedy story set out like the diary logs of some unlucky people and trainee Skaarj.

Predated (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)

Length: Decently sized tale.

Comments: Set after MW2, this is my spin on the tale. I mixed in a few characters of my own as well, people I quite like (if I do say so myself).


I did make a couple of chapters on a story called Apartments for Unreal Tournament, but due to lack of interest from readers and lack of motivation from me, I deleted it. If anyone is actually bothered, I still have the chapters on my computer, so it isn't gone entirely.

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Lux by tapioca two-step reviews
Unfortunate circumstances left a small group of humans alive on the dread planet Na Pali. They're about to pay the price of being survivors.
Unreal Tournament - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,040 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
A Whole New Gun by Charles Xavier reviews
A song tribute to the BFG 9000, sung as a parody to Walt Disney's 'A Whole New World' song from Aladdin. With apologies to Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
A Left 4 Dead Christmas by Scious reviews
What if No Mercy had fallen on Christmas Eve?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
The One Who Survives by MisterProphet reviews
Marooned for twenty years, a man explores the wilderness of Na Pali in search of salvation.
Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
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MW: Aqua's Tale reviews
IMPORTANT: Please read my story MW2: Predated before this as it is based around that story. - This is the story of Aqua, and her life before and after meeting the 141 in Predated!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010
MW2: Predated reviews
Predator, a seemingly insignificent member of the 141, survives the incident at Makarov's safe house. Elsewhere, MacTavish, Price and Nikolai go and hide in a tavern with one of Nikolai's old friends... Read and Review please!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Unreal 2 Parody reviews
John Dalton, the mini-minded ex Marine, sets off on his quest to recover the artefacts. But nothing is what it seems, even the artefacts, and it all is full of bad puns...
Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009
The Memoirs of a Renegade reviews
Set Between 'A Day in the Death' & 'Something Borrowed'. Jack meets a mysterious yet skillful woman called Winters, who has aliens haunting her past & future...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Teach 'em a lesson reviews
A training camp for Skaarj on the grounds of Harobed? Another crashed ISV ship? Quests to fetch angry Titans? Blimey, this'll be a laugh...
Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Devil May Have Vengeance reviews
Mallet Island, which was sunk, is back. Dante and Trish go to investigate, and meet a guy called Clinton. The story is better than the sumary I hope!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Dante, Trish - Complete
Pushing Daisies Poem reviews
This is technically a poem, but it’s a fan fiction poem and tells a bit of a story. Oh, and you must imagine it in the Pushing Daisies’ Narrator’s voice.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete