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Hey, my name's Masha ( no not pronounced Mash-a but Maasha). I'm Aussie XD

I dont really know what to write here. At first I thought fan-fics were a waste of time.

Sure I read them, but what else is there to do?

I thought the stories I read were good... but they were always missing something... something that I wanted to happen.

I'm not that experienced. My little hobby of writing hasn't been here very long. But what I will do is try :)

The most important thing you should know about me: I DO NOT SUPPORT JASPER/BELLA fanfiction. Or Jasper with anyone else other than Alice. What you have to know is that, in my opinion, Jasper and Alice are the best couple in Twilight. They are the most complex, and have the best relationship. The possibilty of Alice leaving Jasper, or the other way round is IMPOSSIBLE. As much as I dislike her, Stephenie Meyer made it clear that Alice and Jasper would take a bullet for eachother. If there is one good thing about Twilight (and trust me, there aren't many) is Alice/Jasper.

It pains me to a great deal to see that ruined in disgusting Jasper/Bella fiction. I think Bella is a boring, plain-jane girl who has no personality at all, and that Edward is a stalker, paedophile, and an abusive person. Smeyer did nothing to grace this couple, and I resent the fact that we have to read four giant books about a speshal snowflaek whu lurves Eddy so so muchly!!111!!1

That is all for my rant. Remember: NO JASPER/BELLA fics!

Fave...

Book - Harry Potter (series)

Food - Pizzaaaaaaa... (mouth waters)

Smell - Petrol. yummmmmmmmmmmm.

Movie - Confessions of a Shopaholic

Colour - Green... or purple...

Guess thats about it... ;)

Pictures:

Alice's French Maid Uniform From My Heart Stays With Me

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The Half Life by L.B.Dreamer5914 reviews
Quil Ateara made his choice a long time ago, fifteen years ago to be exact. Now she's back, the girl he loved enough to let go. Question is: does he have the strength to do it all again? First Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,128 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
Break Me Out, Take Me In by neveragain4evernow reviews
Being alone in her family of two, Isabella Swan wanted a life beyond superficiality. What she didn't expect was to get kidnapped AND fall in love. ExB All Human now re-written!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ice Moon by Tori of Lorien reviews
Alice's life is finally complete now that Jasper is a part of it. But when her heart is shattered again, she has to pick up the pieces to not only put her own life back together, but also to save the life of the one she loves most. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,171 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Discovering Hogwarts by WishingHeart reviews
Alice Cullen is a new student attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the seventh and final year. However, Head Boy Jasper Hale is forced to be her guide, and neither of them are happy with that little arrangement - are they?
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Only Slytherin by SarcasticTraitor reviews
At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,179 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice
The Force by Talulah-Bear reviews
We've all got secrets. Kim's in love with Jared who doesn't know she exists; and Jared's got more to hide than your average teenage werewolf. A "Jared Imprints" story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,871 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Jasper by goldeneyegirl reviews
A short poem about Jasper's life, up until he meets Alice. : ENJOY! I OWN NOTHING! PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Sweet Sacrifice by CrystalBrooke reviews
What's the solution when two werewolves imprint on the same girl? BradyxOC, SethxOC. M for language. "But she's my other half," I said, trying to make sense of everything. "She can't be yours too." Seth just gazed at me, drained, defeated, hopeless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Brady, Seth - Complete
Bodyguard of Lies by Mandi1 reviews
Alice Cullen: celebutante, fashionista, rich girl, tabloid fodder. Jasper Whitlock: bodyguard, indie boy, intellectual, tattooed twenty-something. A relationship between them is not supposed to happen and most certainly not supposed to work out. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
To Get Me To You by clarabella75 reviews
AH, Emmett/Rosalie, full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,546 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Witness by taylorjsomeday reviews
Alice was the queen of her highschool But when she witnesses something she wasnt supposed to see she is forced into a war between territorial vampire armies Now her once shallow life is change by an epic decision she must make: her life or 1000 others?JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ask Alice by VampricFaeryGirl reviews
Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. This is her story. Before, during, and after the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,283 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Kidnapped! by twilightfan201 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are kidnapped. Who is it and why did they do it? Read to find out! All-human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Blood Moon by Tori of Lorien reviews
Due to tragedy, Alice Brandon moved to Forks with an empty heart. But will a mysterious golden-eyed boy help her to become whole again, or be the death of her? Alice’s version of Twilight. Alice/Jasper, all normal pairings. Full summary inside. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,898 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Close by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice's philosophy? "No one gets close, I don't get hurt"... What happens when she starts at her new school in Forks, and the cute Jasper takes a liking to her, determined to get close? IT GETS HAPPIER I PROMISE - Characters belong to Meyer - AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,914 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Civil Love by lavender44 reviews
Jasper Whitlock is a young civil war soldier, and Mary Alice Brandon is a Southern belle. What happens when they're paths cross? Both human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper
What Jasper Hates by NekoVampireNinja reviews
The ten things Jasper truly hates about Alice. The things that he can't bear, for whatever reason, the things that nobody other than I have - unwilling - access to understand. Told in the pespective of Edward. AliceJasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper
All the Difference by Struck Upon a Star reviews
Pre-Twilight, in canon. Chapters alternate between APOV and JPOV. Fic handles lots of back story from before they met, but also includes their first meeting, their first three years together, and the beginning of their time with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
short stories about the cullens and friends by violetcara reviews
these are just some random stories bout cullens that pop into my head. there are alot about emmett and the others too so pls R&R i dont mind critisism xxx vc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Emmett, Alice
The Green Texta by NekoVampireNinja reviews
Jasper adores Alice. He will do anything for her, his indescribably beautiful Alice. How he loves her. Alice will be happy, she will never be sad... EVER.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Reason Why by Elizabeth Scott reviews
How does the love of two people change when it's buried deeply in only one of them for twelve years? What does it mean when the truth is so big, and so altering, that it could burn absolutley everyone? A different kind of Quil and Claire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,523 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Call Me Crazy by La-Garce-Fille reviews
So maybe I have lost my mind. If getting my Alice was a product of doing so, then, by all means, call me crazy. AlicexJasper, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
I Know a Song That Gets On My Nerves reviews
Skye, a random person who just fits in well in this story, is bored after a maths test. A song pops up in her head. What will Edward do? B/E. Swear. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete