Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Vampirates series, and Chronicles of Narnia.
Hey everyone! My name is Rose Cullen. SERIOUSLY!! NOT JOKING!! hahahahahaha I'm 16 years old, and I'm a Junior in High School. :D) My Fave Movies are STEP UP and STEP UP 2 and PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS and NEW MOON! I MEAN TAYLOR LAUTNER IN THE RAIN? SHIRTLESS???!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
...Why should it have to be this way?
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
kissing is healthy.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
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25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…
-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
-92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more, Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space or facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
u can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
fun things to do in a elevator
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
9. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
TRY NOT TO CRY
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,
And all because of Johnny...he got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best ,
I'm not the first, and I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zacky, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
This poem is to remember the students of Columbine, Virginia Tech, and all the other kids who were shot in school shootings and never got to say goodbye.
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car my daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Friends: Ask why you're crying Friends: say you can do better FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. Friend: Asks me for my number Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friends: Help you get over a boy Friends: know only a few things about you FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life Friends: Will help you find prince charming Friends: fade FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Friends: Ask why you're crying
Friends: say you can do better
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friends: Help you get over a boy
Friends: know only a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
Friends: Will help you find prince charming
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Eh, About 2-3 weeks
Who introduced you to the books?
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Midnight Sun!! Come on Steph!!
What's your dream ending to the series?
Jake runs with Nessie. Everyone else dies but Edward and Quil. They both use their mind reading to look for Jake and Nessie. Jake and Nes come back and must survive w/o the rest of the Cullens
Who is your favorite character?
Jazz, Alice, Ness, or JACOB!! come on have u seen his 6 PACK!!
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth or JAKE!
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
'No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face'. or "And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." or "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." or "Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all." or"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." or "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
When they're with Nessie together
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
The Wedding before he got mad
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Right before grauation and on the plane to Itlay
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Breaking Dawn Volturi Fight
Which book cover was your favorite?
Breaking Dawn and Forever Dawn
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yea I think. But I'm older now and like other books more.
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
Both i luved twilight but JACOB IN THE RAIN! I MEAN COME ON! HOOOOTTTT
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun (BD already came out)
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
BREAKING DAWN MOVIE!!
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward but i like jacob more!
Who do you like more
Bella or Edward?
!Bella or Jacob?
JACOB! 6 PACK!
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Alice and Jacob so BOTH?
Rosalie or Alice?
COME ON!! ALICE!!
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle! Hes SOO Hot!! Can he be my doc?
Emmett or Jasper?
Jazz-Boyfriend Emmett-Big Bro So BOTH?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle, he's HOT!.
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie cuz he respects Bella's choice to be with Edward instead of his friend's son
Jacob or Sam?
Jacob!! Sam's to bossy .
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria She Lasted Longer
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
It was coming out when I started reading the books
Are you excited?
What do you think of the casting so far?
LUUUUUV Ashley Greene for Alice!! And Taylor Lautner!!!!!!!
Are you going to go see it?
Oh BUT OF COURSE!!
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
Siblings and Friends ( my last name is Cullen btw!! NOT JOKING!!)
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
No, the book's to long :(
Breaking Dawn Speculation
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Already Own it.
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Of course. I'd hunt SM down if she didn't
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Yea on Nessie
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
I Wished there had been a fight, but it was GREAT!
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
FUNNY STUFF!! GO NESS!
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Nope, but he will find out about werewolves, and he'll know something is different about the Cullens and now his daughter.
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
Kind of? Some of them
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
Nooooo horrible idea!
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
Yea He Has Nessie
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
More People had died
What's your dream ending?
Big fight with people dying and Nessie running with Jake.
A Few Last Things
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Breaking Dawn - vampire.
How about Edward's?
Eclipse when he proposes
uuumm...ALL OF THEM!!!!
EVERY SINGLE ONE!!
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
Emmett, Jazzy, JACOB!!!, or Carlisle.
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friends were really
Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die
Fine the Real Definition
(From Italian Job)
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen
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37 Secrets About Yourself.
1) Have you ever been asked out? yes.
2) Where did you get your default picture? Somewhere in the internet.
3) What's your middle name? Kathleen
4) Your current relationship status? SINGLE AND LOVING ITTT!
5) Does your crush like you back? Sorta???
6) What is your current mood? IN LOVE!!!!
7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Lotsa Aero :)
8) What color shirt are you wearing? Blue and White Striped
9) Missing something? Yea, my friends!! :(
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Lotsa stuff...
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what? DOLPHIN/POLAR BEAR!
12) Ever had a near death experience? yea...when i fell from heaven hahaha jkk
13) Something you do a lot? SPORTS!!!!!!
14) The song stuck in your head? Count On Me-Bruno Mars
15) Who did you copy and paste this from? A random profile. :)
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? me!!!!!!!
17) When was the last time you cried? When my dog died :(
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? School Play! EEKK Scarryyy!
19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Definitely invisibility/flying!
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Do they have a cute butt lol
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Hot Chocolate :)
22) What's your biggest secret? God, I don’t know?? And why would I tell you??
23) Favorite color? AQUA BLUE!!!
25) What are you? I’m irish, italian, and german, and unknown
26) Do you speak any other language? Main language is English, but in school I take Spanish
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Tornado. Krazy. Take your pick.
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? It was raining outside...but we were inside :)
30) What are you thinking about right now? How to answer this question.
31) What should you be doing? Homework
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My teacher
33) Do you like working in the yard? No
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? MINE=CULLEN!!!!!!!!!
36) What is your natural hair color? Brown, I’ve never dyed it.
37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Nicholas Sparks-THE LAST SONG!!!!!!
The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are
Our Little Miracles~
Love Comes in All Shapes~
Cate on Date!