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Hi, I'm Hallie.

I'm 25, graduated from college 3 years ago and I'm still trying to decide what I want to do with my life. Therefore, I spend way too much time online and reading fanfic.

I got into Twilight in the Summer of 2008 when I saw the Twilight movie trailer, and wanted to see what the books were like. I discovered Twilight FanFic in the fall of 2008, and haven't looked back since.

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The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8829 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,686 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12076 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,659 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9728 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,622 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devotionals by goldentemptress reviews
Side-shots and outtakes from the story Brotherly Devotion. Multiple POVs and lots of sexin.... Rated M for adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someone to Watch Over Me by sleepyvalentina reviews
Christmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person's blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,360 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hope May Vanish by vixen1836 reviews
Successful executive Edward Cullen is living a nightmare: the love of his life Bella Swan has disappeared without a trace. Raw, unedited. Continued by request and inspiration with prompts from Fictionista Workshop's WitFit challenge. RATED M. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Patience and Practice by vixen1836 reviews
Patience and Practice explores the evolution of the relationship between two new lovers. RATED M FOR LEMONS. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,890 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 628 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Kiss to Remember by wishimight reviews
England 1818 - Bella finds a badly beaten stranger & nurses him back to health. When he awakes, he has no recollection of who he is. Can their love survive when his memory returns? And what of James Masen, the "Devil" Duke of Forkshire? Age of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second to None: Tattward OneShot by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
He's a bad boy. She's a book nerd. Neither of them are what they seem. A one-shot for the Tattward & Inkella contest. Edward/Bella, AH. Rated M for inked lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Snide & Prejudiced by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
Snide & Prejudiced: A Story of Absolutely No Consequence or Merit. This is a crossover with lots of banter between Edward and Bella. All human, canon pairings, rated M for lemons in later chapters.
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,545 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
The Course of True Love by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
This is a one-shot for the Pirate Talking Twilight contest. It's Swashbuckleward! Bella is kidnapped and smuggled aboard a pirate ship, will she be saved from the clutches of Jagged James? M for lemons, which also prevent scurvy. E/B, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds: Age of Edward OneShot by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
This one-shot is an entry in the Age of Edward contest. It's Austenward! The story takes place in Regency England, circa 1810. Bella enters an arranged marriage to avoid poverty. Can she find love despite the circumstances? M FOR JUICY OLDY TIME LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Save You by socact reviews
Edward is a brilliant, troubled doctor who uses medicine to escape his past, until he meets a beautiful patient whose mysterious, debilitating disease challenges everything he knows about life and death. Can he save her? Can she save him? AH, ExB, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete