Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
Name- Alice Kumiko Nakamura
Race- Japanese a little Viet(BORN IN AMERICA)
I love sasusaku one of the many reason i read and watch naruto ]
Number your twelve favorite (and not favorite) Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?
neji oh yea i mean tenten and neji who hasn't read a story without them being involved as a couple.
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
sakura and hitata!?! sorry i am not interested in yuri...maybe yaoi jk jk jk
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
uhh uhhh uhhh ... is there another choice
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
12.)Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
13.) Does anyone of your friends read, write or draw Eleven?
14.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?
16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20.) How emo is Seven?
MOST HATED CHARACTER IN THE WORLD TO ME
KARIN FROM NARUTO
if ur family wonders how u can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA!
If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
lt;p>If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.)Brother slavery is different it is so fun to tease them!! then copy this into your profile!
If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, Georgisakura, xXx-namara-shimi-xXx, shikixxrima, gothic bunny-chan
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
if u have read all of the stories in a community/ies post this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions,copy this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it.copy this in your profile
I don't cry so i must have no emotions
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesnt have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.
COPY AND PASTE PORTION!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, sugarplum-sweetheart, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha,gothic bunny-chan.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
If your in love with Sasori from Naruto, copy and paste this onto your profile!
sasusaku convo so sweet!!
sakura: Do i ever cross ur mind?
sakura: Do you like me?
sasuke: not really
sakura: Would you cry if i left?
sakura: would you live 4 me?
sakura: would you do anything for me?
sakura: choose -- me or ur life?
sasuke: my life
sakura runs away in shock and pain and sasuke runs after her and says
the reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind
the reason why i dont like u is becuz i love u
the reason why i dont want u is becuz i need u
the reason i wouldn't cry if u left is because i would die if u left
the reason why i wouldn't live for you is because i would die for you
the reason why im not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you
the reason i chose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE!!
paste this on yur profy if u r a sasusaku fan ( so Kawaii!!)
FROM THE STORY DADDY'S RIVAL
MUST READ BY iLuvLif3
She looked shocked, but stood her ground. “Simple, you don’t like me.” I was too stunned to reply. She took that as a sign to continue, “You don’t think I’m pretty. You wouldn’t want to be with me forever. You wouldn’t cry if I left. You don’t care enough to hurt somebody who hurt me. And you’d never do anything for me.”
By now I stood there, amused, “You’re right. I wouldn’t do any of that.”
She paled at that statement, “I knew it,” and turned around to leave.
I caught her wrist again, “You didn’t let me finish,” putting my hands on her shoulder I made her face me. “I don’t think you’re pretty; I think you’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever; I need to be with you forever. I don’t care enough to hurt somebody who hurt you; I care enough to kill somebody who hurt you. I wouldn’t do anything for you; I’d do everything for you. And I don’t like you. I think I might even… love you.” She gasped. Slowly, I tilted my head and leaned closer. This time though she wrapped her arms around my neck. I carefully pressed my lips onto hers and kissed her with all the emotions I could summon to make her believe me.
Proof dat Sasuke likes Sakura!
During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.
-When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come.
-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.
-During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.
-Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.
-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go.
-Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.
-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side...the pity things is it wasn't enough...
-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark recede was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. Again a proof that Sakura has some sort of control over his mind.
-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then ran away.
-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.
-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.
-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.
-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.
-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her. (and when she smiles at Naruto he looks sooo jealous!)
-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.
-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.
-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.
-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people!
-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.
-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think?
-The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out.
-In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is.
-Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something.
-When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.
-After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up.
-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something.
IF YOU LOVE SASUSAKU YOU BETTER PUT THESE PROOFS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.
~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990, animeprincess619, Soujou.In.Love,kumikoX3chan
Jobun = Foreword
Ichi = One
Haru = Spring
Sayonara = Goodbye
Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)
Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it
Koibito / Amate = Lover
Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'
Koi = Love
Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart
Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)
Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'
Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom
Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)
Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)
Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)
Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)
Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'
Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'
Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle
Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin
Ossan = Old man / Mister
Onna = Woman
Gaki = Brat
-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama
-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san
-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun
-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan
-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei
-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)
-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)
-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai
-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai
GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I do not own this; I just borrowed it from 'mackanzie2388' because I loved it so much! lol XP
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...
1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!
2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.
3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...
5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!
9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.
10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.
12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.
14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.
21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too
24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.
25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?
29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.
30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...
31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!
32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.
Man, those pick up lines are just so cute! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sighs- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".
Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Property of 'mackenzie2388'; I just sorta stole it with permission! XP
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Copyright goes to 'mackenzie2388!' Fuck, maybe I should just copy his whole profile! EPIC LOL
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
Heheheheheheh... I betcha you can see what I'm about to say next coming...
I DO NOT OWN THIS; SEE FOR DETAILS OF WHOM I HAVE BORROWED THIS LEGALLY FROM!! XP
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
i find this amusing haha XD
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Hmmmmmm... so who's gonna be my victim this time?"
Sasuke:-glares hotly- "..."
Naruto: -whispers under his breath- "Please not me, please not me!"
Kakashi: "Hmm, why don't you pick based on whomever annoys you the most?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "HEY! That's an AWESOME idea!! Hmmm, let me see..."
Sasuke:-still glaring hotly- "..."- thinking to himself- 'The dobe... heh, konno usuratonkachi!'
Gaara:-turns to look at Naruto with amusement in his eyes- "Heh!"- thinking to self- 'Poor Naruto...'
Neji:-thinks to himself- "Definitely Naruto."
Kakashi:- crinkles up eyes in a smile- "So, who shall it be?"- thinks to self- 'Naruto.'
Sasukeluva 4eva: "After many moments of deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that..."
Naruto Gang altogether: "ULP!"
Sasukeluva 4eva:- evil smile- "Minato-sama, if you please."
Kakashi: "HN?! SENSEI?! W-What are YOU doing here?!"
Naruto: "DAD?! I thought you were... what the fuck are YOU doing here?!"
Minato: "Kakashi, it is very nice to see you again; I have missed you dearly. Naruto, watch your language; your mother is very strict on that, and-- WAIT, didn't Kakashi say 'whoever annoys you the most??"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Yep, and the reason being for that is--" -cut off by Naruto-
Naruto: "WHAT?! MY MOM IS HERE TOO?!"
Kushina: "Of course I am silly! Why wouldn't I be?"-smiles warmly, evil intent glimmering in her eyes-
Naruto: "What the HELL IS GOING ON?!"
??: "KAKASHI! HEY!"
Kakashi:-jaw drops in shock- "OBITO?! RIN?! Fuck, I think I have either died in the past ten seconds, or I have split two for one in THAT department!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Nah, you're totally sane; this is my blog, so if I want someone here, then here they shall be! AH! ITACHI-KUN!!" squeals, jumps into his arms for a hug
Sasuke: "What the FUCK?! You're 'sposed to be-- Wait a sec, what the HELL are you doing to my aniki?!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Naaaaawwwwww, jealousy is SO unbecoming, Sasuke-kun! But don't worry; I love you more than anything in this world. Being pregnant with YOUR child should say that!"
Sasuke:-speechless, blushes tomato red-
Itachi: "Nande? My ototo is going to be a FATHER? But you're only sixteen!"
Sasuke: "Seventeen this year, aniki. SEVENTEEN!"
-Sasuke and Itachi squabble, before doing the unthinkable and cuddling!! XDD squee-
Kakashi: "DAD?! Oh Kami, is there any more??"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Heheheheheheh, you'll have to wait and see! Minato-sama, if you will please."
Minato: "Of course. 'All property to the content above entitled WISE THOUGHTS belong to mackenzie2388; my friend here was simply loaning it. But this chat space here is, and always will, the property of Sasukeluva 4eva.' That is all. Wait... 'After you have said the disclaimer, take off your--blush' Uhhhh... This is the reason you said I was quote 'annoying' unquote? Do I have to it NOW?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Hai and hai again, NOW!!-evil smile-
Heheheheheheheheheh, lol~! XP
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
7. Thou shall not skip class.
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
Heheheheheheheheheheheh! Property of 'mackenzie2388'!
Guys NEED to know this...;
When when we walk away from you, mad
When we stare at your mouth
When we push or hit you
When we start cursing at you
When we're quiet
When we ignore you
When we pull away
When you see us at our worst
When you see us start crying
When you see us walking
When we're scared
When we lay our head on your shoulder
When we steal your favorite hat
When we tease you
When we don't answer for a long time
When we look at you with doubt
When we say that we like you
When we grab at your hands
When we 'Accidentally' bump into you
When we tell you a secret
When we look you in the eyes
When we miss you
When you break our heart
When we say its over
Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.-
When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go-
When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 yrs later we'll remember you-
Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us-
Call us before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat us like we're all that matters to you.-
Tease us and let us tease you back.-
Stay up all night with us when we're sick.-
Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give us the world.-
Let us wear your clothes.-
When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.-
Let us know we're important.-
Kiss us in the pouring rain.-
When we run up at you crying, the first thing you say is;