Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Megamind, Teen Wolf, Rise of the Guardians, Dracula Untold, and H.I.V.E..
I am Kitty Smith and I am currently dying of transfer preparations.
You can bug me or look for info on updates at: https://www.facebook.com/namekittysmith
Hey guys, as of 09/10/2014 I have original stories I'm working on and may end up publishing as e-books! If you're interested in a preview/summary of some of them, go on and PM me. Genre(s): Fantasy, adventure.
You can find me on Maplestory in Mardia under Syleri, in Minecraft as Phasmophobia, on the Phoenix server of Aura Kingdom as CorbinFarFlung, and on Gaia Online under Irene_Rook. I very rarely visit MS or Gaia, though, and it's best to message me before attempting anything or I dismiss requests out of hand.
MY HONORARY DAUGHTER IS ON THE SITE! Robin Lynn Smith. I'm so proud. :D Of course, she hasn't updated in years.
Names you may bestow upon me: Kit, Corbin, R, Rook, Irene, Ruler of the Known Multiverse; really, just take your pick, cause I like them all.
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw.
"Sanity is boring...
...And boring is a crime."
"Blessed be the Balance. Now sit down and shut up."
"Sometimes, when my mind wanders, it gets lost..."
"Smile- they won't know what you're up to."
"I don't know where I am, or where I'm going, but at least it isn't where I've been."
Quotes to Teach Impressionable, Young Children:
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? -anon
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. -anon
Logic is unique in that it generally involves the simplest solution, and also the one most often overlooked. -The Family of Kitty Smith
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
"I hope she fries. I'm free if that b*tch dies! ...I better help her out." Spike from Buffy "Once More, With Feeling"
"And when you hear the surgeon say, 'Accept this sacrifice, oh great Lord of Darkness,' you know you're screwed." -friend
"I can't- You- I'm- Well, you gave me random chocolate!!" -Kitty Smith to her mum in the middle of an argument
"No one can beat me! I'm inflammable!" -Friend when told she would lose a game of Sorry. I believe she meant inflappable? Undefeatable? INVINCIBLE? Er...
"I'm not in denial, I'm just very selective about the reality I accept!" -Calvin and Hobbes
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -anon
"I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away." -anon
"You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!"-anon
"Shut up Brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip." -anon
"Never underestimate the power of a large group of stupid people." -anon
"Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid." -anon
"We are friends, You smile, I smile, You cry, I cry, You jump off a bridge, I get a paddleboat and save your sorry a*." -anon
"Look on the bright side- if that blinds you, then at least you can't see the world's problems!" -Kitty Smith
"I know. I need a hobby." -Eddie after I tell him to stop quoting our science teacher in something like 2009
"It's not the mayonnaise, people always think that." -Grammy B.
Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free! -anon
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. -anon
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. -anon
If you're struggling with ingrained homophobia, racism, sexism, ageism, transphobia, or other discriminatory mindsets in yourself or others, feel free to contact me through PM for sage, cryptic advice or for venting, respectively. I may vanish occasionally due to my own issues, but I will return and care about each message. :)
Ditto for any other triggers my stories may have unintentionally disturbed from their age old slumber. I will take partial responsibility.
If you've read this far... *tears up* I commend you! *claps hand on shoulder proudly as manly tears stream down my face*
May you go forth and read stories!