J. Bittersweet
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Joined 03-06-02, id: 180937, Profile Updated: 03-02-13
Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim, and Halo.

It's J. Bittersweet! Still alive!

And still writing Unggoy are from Venus! (when not doing school work)!!

Still best friends with Mitmeer!

Mitmeer: -_- yyyeaahh...

And still a serial procrastinator!

But I love my little Grunties! And I find inspiration in the craziest places; now if I could only focus my creative juices on ONE chapter at a time now that would be really something.

Mitmeer: you'd have, what...6 stories going by now?

At least! Maybe more!

But yeah, apologies to those who have been with me for so long. The updates...just terrible.

My plan is to release Chapter 6 of UafV, then make changes to the earlier chapters (now with 30% more AWESOME :D) then...Chapter 6 Part 2!

There is a method to my madness! Is that the right phrase?

Mitmeer: You're just fucking crazy, don't try to dress it up -_-

Oh you...

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Shades of Night by Faerlyte reviews
Turian executor Pallin of the Embassy leads a simple life. At least he had, until he's ambushed with a stranded human female named Pilar. Now he's neck deep in a 25 year old murder mystery involving her parents and the Alliance Military's best kept secret.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Man of Dust by WarlordFil reviews
Garrus Vakarian, the self-appointed judge, jury and executioner of Omega, is forced to face the darkness in himself. A story in five vignettes. Not a romance. Rated T for cursing and disturbing content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Garrus V. - Complete
Lancing the Wound by noobcake reviews
Angry Garrus is angry, and Shepard goes to extremes to try to help him. *Initially* NONCON, so if that sort of thing upsets you, please steer clear. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
In Translation by KSCrusaders reviews
The most precious part of being alive needs no words. FemShep/Garrus smut, post-endgame. Very minor spoilers for Garrus romance, sidequest, and ME2 endgame.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Professional Silence by RedFireLight reviews
In the hunt for Saren, unlikely allies are surprised when they, somewhat unwillingly, become something more. Rating subject to change--M/M.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Guilt by Nameless227 reviews
Shepard has a moment of vulnerability. Femshep and Ashley.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
SMS: The Short Message Service by Remmak reviews
When Executor Pallin starts receiving mysterious messages via his omni-tool device, it's all he can do to ignore his anonymous tormentor. When he discovers who's behind them, it does nothing short of shock him. ME1
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Executor Pallin, D. Chellick - Complete
Servitude by Hawki reviews
Poem: The war the Covenant waged against humanity caused widespread death and destruction, the results of which were clear to all. Yet that does not mean its own did not suffer, the unggoy being a prime example.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Head Over Heels by Misfit Minion reviews
Donorak would love to get closer to his squad leader, but luck isn't usually on his side and Onso 'Iarusee isn't exactly the brightest of lightbulbs... GRUNTxELITE SHONEN-AI AND FLUFF! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
It came from the future by stewiegriffin117 reviews
An elite is thrown back into the the year 2007 and crashlands, then a 7 year old girl finds him. What will become of the two? My first story :D
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Rhapsody in Black and White by OKami-hu reviews
Megatron has been capturing civilian bots and Autobot soldiers to literally breed his own army of Decepticons... and when a certain musician becomes his latest captive, Soundwave is unusually intrigued to find out what all the fuss is about. SWJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
The Return of Zamamee and Yayap by Warrior of Virtue reviews
Zamamee and Yayap survive Halo only to face the coming war against the Brutes.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Reconciled Brother by Dachande663 reviews
Trak Basamme is a shunned elite. Cain Johnson is a young human. Changing allegiances, gained and lost love and the tale of two brothers and the world they are born into. [COMPLETE]
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Eternity by Filk Elf reviews
Fluff. Pure fluff. But I can almost guarantee that it's fluff Legolas fans will want to read. Almost. Come on, Lego-lasses, Read & Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Legolas
End Transmission by Quaxo reviews
**NEW CHAPTER 8/21** Ten years after Zim realizes the truth of his mission, The Mighty Irkens are at war with the Planetjackers, and Zim heads for home for more than one reason R/R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002
When will the Madness End? by tomsbuttsporkle182 reviews
[*Chapter 7 is up!*]please be kind! This is my 1st Zim fic i will update ASAP... so yeah! enjoy..review...please? i'lll review you if you review me! i promise! :o) (formerly never blink 182 times...) most of this is based on a true story! hoowah!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002
Who's Zim Is It Anyway? by Mouko reviews
It's been a few years since Zim's come to Earth and recently things have started to change... The bunnies made me write this! Those horrible bunnies! This fic does and will have every Zim pairing I can think of. So, just... um. Be scared? COMPLETE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,983 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 9/22/2001 - Zim - Complete
Spectre by CrimsonObsession reviews
-SEQUEL TO WHEN THE WORLD ENDS- Gaz is protecting Zim, Dib is trying to take him back into captivity, and the rest of the world prepares to face the Irken Armada. The deadline is running out... -FINAL CHAPTERS UP-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2002 - Published: 12/3/2001
Conquer Me by Mouko reviews
In the days before Impending Doom, only one Tallest reigned supreme. However, his days were numbered and a successor was needed. But what happens when there isn't one successor... but two?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,588 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2002 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Purple, Red - Complete
About Dmn time by Niko reviews
Dib gets a note in his locker..
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dead Screams by Niko reviews
Dib's new friends are Zim's worse nightmares, but is Dib right and they're just having fun or is Zim who believes they want to kill Dib? Perhaps Dib's real problems exist in his college roommate. ZADR planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,395 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Home For Christmas by Mouko reviews
Zim gets his first taste of Christmas... but with a twist. What happens when Zim gets wounded and lost in the heart of enemy territory? Will the Christmas break destroy him in it's path of rainy, drippy, destruction? And where did GIR get that outfit?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2001 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Zim - Complete
When the World Ends by CrimsonObsession reviews
With the armada now hanging over the Earth, poised to strike, tension all over the globe rises in this sequel to the fic Vindication.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2001 - Published: 11/8/2001
Vex by Yang Neumann GavlasC reviews
A change in the weather heralds the appearance of a mysterious planet known as "Vex"; Zim must team up with his enemies in a desperate attempt to save the Earth from a terrible fate. (Now complete)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Complete
Vindication by CrimsonObsession reviews
Told from Dib's point of view, this dark psychological story focuses on the captivity of Zim in a future world, and the manipulative friendship that led to it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2001
Blacklight by Amethyst Soul reviews
Part 4 is up... and the story is complete. It's the future (wow, isn't that original?) and Dib thinks he's won the war. Or is it at a price? Warnings are: angst, ZAGR, violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2001 - Published: 8/22/2001 - Complete
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Unggoy are from Venus: reviews
In the midst of the covenant human war, an inexperienced Grunt named Eekyip joins a renowned warrior on a series of dangerous missions.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,648 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Rtas 'Vadumee, Arbiter
This Bitter Pill reviews
Based on This Bitter Pill by Dashboard Confessional The Tallest tell Zim how worthless he is. After careful consideration, he agrees.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Zim - Complete