Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Hello to all of my readers!
My name? Just call me Azami.
My age? A minor. That's all you need to know.
My gender? Male. Just kidding. Or am I?
I'm generally a nice person, but don't provoke me. I'm blunt, but I don't mean to be cruel. I'm a sucker for romance, but can't stand it when it comes to my own relationships. I'm not what many would consider normal, but I don't care. I'm just a person with ambitions and dreams, like most others.
Why can't we all shut the fuck up and get along?
Right now? Spaghetti
Naruto (in manga form)
Fruits Basket (anime dubbed/subbed and manga form)
Wallflower (anime subbed)
Ouran Host Club (anime subbed, live drama)
Gakuen Alice (manga)
Skip Beat (manga)
Faster than a Kiss (manga)
Kaichou wa Maid- Sama (manga and anime subbed)
Kobato (manga and anime subbed)
Soul Eater (manga and anime subbed/dubbed)
Junjou Romantica (anime subbed)
Hetalia (anime dubbed)
Kuroko no Basuke (manga)
"True loves stories don't have a happy ending, because true love stories never end"
Favorite Naruto Pairings
Okay, so I wasn't origionally a yaoi or shounen-ai fan, but. . . I have only begun to realize just how ADORABLE this couple is *squeals like a little girl* As you can probably tell, I have no problem with homosexuality (though I am a straight sailor myself). I have a tendency to lean towards the crack pairings.
Alas, it is far too late for me. Ever since I began reading Kakairu, I've gone downhill from there. XD
I know that this is a crack pairing. I know that they have NEVER spoken to each other. . . But I absolutely LOVE this couple! Love it, Love it, Love it! Crack is awesome.
Both the most incrediablly pure souls. They would make pretty, super-ninja babies.
This contradicts SasukexHinata (and it is waaay more realistic than SasuxHina). Hinata will be able to love him for who he is. Besides, she deserves him waaaay more than SOME pink haired people.
I don't see how someone couldn't like this couple. Honestly, I can only see Ino and Shikamrau as friends. She'd only get on his nerves.
Come on, if it's not obvious yet, then I don't know what's wrong with you.
Yes, yes, yes, he's older. By, like fourteen years. Who cares? I swear people find more and more reasons why people shouldn't be in love. Age and gender preference being one of them.
I don't know why. . .
Favorite Naruto Characters (more or less, in order from greatest to least)
I think I realized that I matured when I begin liking the older anime men. What can I say? The man's sexy.
Need I say why? He's such a complex character!
He's different; just so full of spirit, and so kind. I think he's funny really.
She's so shy and sweet! Who couldn't love her?
I love Tsunade because she's so damn awesome XD
He loves art, and I do too. Blowing shit up is fun as well.
For those of You who HATE stereotypes.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. ( Jamaica, darlings, is actually very moral when it comes to alcohol consumption and drugs. Unlike America, you will almost never find a drunk citizen under the age of eighteen. Not only that, but not EVERYONE smokes weed. Rastafarians do it religiously. Yes, other people do, but not in the excess that American's do it. )
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm fair. If you deserve to be bitched out, I'm going to bitch you out.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Don't even get me started. I'm a Christian. Granted, I don't belong to a denomination, because I think its a load of crap, but I am still a Christian. I believe that we humans have put words into God's mouth to the point that it disgusting. Love is love. If someone who claims to be a Christian dares to try and tell me that a certain form of love is wrong, then they obviously don't understand the religion to begin with.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Okay, so I did a little bit of that in the above statement. But I will never be the first to tell anyone that their beliefs are wrong. In fact, many religions are so similar that it's comical to dismiss another religion because it is different that your own. I belief that there is truth and false in every religion.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I dance around in my room a lot, does that count?)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not conceited, but I'm confident. I know that I am attractive enough for the opposite sex, and yet I am still a virgin. A virgin who is a yaoi fanatic and indulges in porn once and awhile, but a virgin.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I don't really, but I'm not a loser!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. ( People love to walk around and say the arts are gay when in reality, they just don't have the courage to do it themselves)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (PUH-lease! I'm a black chick who's dating a black boy! I hang around pasty white theater/orchestra guys. Do the math)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I guess that's for a guy?? But I do have lots of female friends)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Is it MY fault that my genetics gave me breasts? Jeez, skinny white girls can walk around with their asses hanging out of their short-shorts, and I can't wear a low-cut shirt in the summer? It's hot, damnit! They need to breathe!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (What?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (part german)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (. . . I hang out with white people, so I must be white too! *looks at skin color* Oh wait, not I'm not. Since when did sexual preference become a contagious disease?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I think I covered this earlier. I watch porn and read yaoi. I'm no prude. I've made out, but that's about it. However, I'm not necessarily unwilling. I'm just not gonna do it with the first breathing male who I THINK I like. Sex is not worth the stress if it's only a short-lived relationship)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I'll have you know that I prefer neither)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Dude, are you serious? Read my rant from earlier.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I am, but that has nothing to do with my race :P)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (-_-'. What does this even mean?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Yeah, I'm not a ghetto black chick like everyone expects me to be because of my skin color. I play the violin. I get straight A's. I speak with correct grammar. I prefer to hang out with white people. I love anime and manga. I'm a VERY unusual girl from where I come from. And yet, I'm happier than many of the people who are always trying to please.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I'm really not sure how much sense this makes)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I am, just a little, but whatever)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I'm sure the Asian culture wouldn't mind.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Feel free to tell that to my fist)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (While this is true for soooo many Americans, it is not true for everyone.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Care about the environment? Why would I? It's only the place that I rely on for life! *rolls eyes*)
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (So many manga/anime are anything but childish)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Again, read the rant)
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