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Hey, I'm Alli.

I'm obsessed with Percy Jackson Series, Twilight, and fanfiction.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

sarcasm; my anti drug.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.

Regular lions say ROAARR.


Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are a Percy Jackson Series fanatic, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are an absoloute clone of Annabeth Chase, copy and paste ths on your profile.

If you wish there were 15,00000,97836, 9837237,938387, 8847843 books in the Percy Jackson series, copy and paste, baby!


What's your favorite book in the series?

The Last Olympian (Percabeth!!!!!!!!)


The Lightening Thief!


Dont have one

What is your favorite character from the wonderfully awesomeest Percy Jackson Series?

Annabeth, of course!

Least favorite?

Rachel. (GRRRRRRR)

Okay, so, I haven't written anything yet, but I am writing some serious Percy Jackson right now, and a few Twilight fics, too. I hope you'll like them!

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The Vampire Diaries by Shakespeare's Lady reviews
When you are the most unique person in the world, what is your life like? This is a look into Renesmee's life as a teenager. She tries to be a normal teen, but her uniqueness keeps getting in the way. Renesmee's POV. ******ON HIATUS*****
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 62,141 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward, Bella
Forget Me Not by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
18th century England. Bella and Edward are best friends; she is the daughter of a lord, and he is their gardener’s son. They are worlds apart. Can their growing feelings for each other withstand the trials that lie ahead, or will society tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 158,661 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
If We Ever Meet Again by Midnight-Gem94 reviews
1918-Edward Masen and Isabella Swan are young and in love but they are cruelly ripped apart by a deadly pandemic. Present day- Isabella is the lost and lonely new girl in Forks but why does the mysterious Edward Cullen look so familiar? on temp hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,909 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22926 - Favs: 14,302 - Follows: 10,651 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's a Ninja Thing by the mirror girl reviews
Bree thinks her Diego is dead. Diego thinks his Bree is dead. Both are in love. Will they be reunited, or will fate have other ideas in mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,876 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bree, Diego - Complete
Carlisle and Esme: Their Lives and Love by ermireallydontcare reviews
The story of the lives of Carlisle and Esme. Starting with Carlisle's human life and lonely vampire beginnings, then Esme's human life, before looking at how they first met, found each other again, fell in love, married, and built themselves a family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 324,309 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Lewis family met the Cullen's! by BreannaLeigh-2014 reviews
Bella gets changed by victoria, and Laurent becomes her new brother, they make a family of their own. After 100 years, all 10 of them move to Forks WA, where they meet the Cullen's after so long. Do they all become friends or enemies?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15847 - Favs: 7,096 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 4 by Moonchild707 reviews
Now a senior in high school, Bella is trying to live a normal life with her vampire family. But what happens when Edward's newfound affection, Victoria's return and the struggles of being a teenager provide her with more problems than she anticipated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,392 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Visits of a Godly Sort by FieryBrunette reviews
If there's anything Aphrodite adores, it's an awesome love story to meddle with. Which seems to be the exact reason she will not leave Annabeth Chase alone until the girl fesses up about her own love troubles with Percy Jackson...Percabeth! R&R please?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite - Complete
Alike by FieryBrunette reviews
It's two in the morning, but Annabeth's not the only one having trouble sleeping. A fun fluffy one-shot. Happy Valentines Day, you guys. R&R?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella is back in Forks with her adoptive family, and is now a junior in high school. What happens when her world is turned upside down and life as she knows it takes a turn for the worst? How does Bella cope when someone she loves leaves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,534 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Cheerleading Isn't So Easy by Twilightx28 reviews
Alice & Rose are Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders & Bella is their best friend.While Alice and Rose have their eyes on Jasper and Emmett. Bella likes Edward Cullen,the sexy football player.But he is hiding something he doesnt want anyone to know.BxE/Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,292 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Mrs. H Potter reviews
Ron, Harry, and Ginny go to Hermione's house for the summer. Full of falling in love, telling secrets, and kissing in the rain. Longer summary inside. RWHG. HPGW. PreHBP. R&R! sequel is One and Only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,747 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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