Hey, I'm Alli.
I'm obsessed with Percy Jackson Series, Twilight, and fanfiction.
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
sarcasm; my anti drug.
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
i speak fluent sarcasm.
yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.
Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are a Percy Jackson Series fanatic, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you are an absoloute clone of Annabeth Chase, copy and paste ths on your profile.
If you wish there were 15,00000,97836, 9837237,938387, 8847843 books in the Percy Jackson series, copy and paste, baby!
PERCY JACKSON SURVEY:
What's your favorite book in the series?
The Last Olympian (Percabeth!!!!!!!!)
The Lightening Thief!
Dont have one
What is your favorite character from the wonderfully awesomeest Percy Jackson Series?
Annabeth, of course!
Okay, so, I haven't written anything yet, but I am writing some serious Percy Jackson right now, and a few Twilight fics, too. I hope you'll like them!